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2012

30

Oct

Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Elyse Taylor is a sexy Australian bikini model…who is probably best knows to the surf community as the face or tits in a bikini for O’Neill…..while to the rest the world she is known as the unknown, nameless girl who kinda looks like Miranda Kerr cuz like black people, and white people, all Australians look the same….in the Victoria’s Secret catalog….

But apparently she has a fan, cuz someone compiled all her catlog pics from the last year….and here are the best ones…cuz as much as I hate catalog pics…I like seeing surfer beach girls make it in the mainstream getting half naked….cuz surf girls give me boners….

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2012

30

Oct

Jennifer Aniston’s Rockin’ Old Lady Cleavage of the Day


Jennifer Aniston is too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess she might as well milk those nipples, not literally cuz no one will ever knock her up, but figuratively, because she’s either 50 or pushing 50 and there’s not all that much time left in them to be interesting to look at, unless you’re like me and love seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool, beach or wherever they are, not because they are hot, but because you know how much experienced those tits are and sometimes….that experience or skills that come from experience out weight how sexy they may be…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at the pics…cuz that’s ultimately what I am here for….who cares what I have to say.


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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2012

30

Oct

Lane Lindell in Some Guria Lingerie of the Day

Lane Lindell is some pageant girl who represented USA in the 2008 Miss World competition, where she was a semi-finalist….which to me means she was still a fucking loser…even if she won the evening gown portion of the night…..

She’s also a sorority girl from Florida, was born in 1990 and has a wikipedia page that is giving me all this riveting information on her, when all that really matters is that she’s a catalog model for a lingerie company I have never heard of…making moves to get a head by getting half naked…probably not her number one dream strategy to reach the fucking top…but one of my number one ways to reach the top…along with sex tape….

I figure….some of you may like to jerk off to catalog pics as a tribute to when you were growing up before the internet and catalog pics were all you had to jerk off to…I am not that kind of guy.

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2012

30

Oct

Kate Upton Busts Out for Vogue Italia Cover of the Day

Kate Upton has landed a Vogue Italia cover…which is a big deal in terms of legit modeling….I’m talking a bigger deal than the SI cover…because it officially legitimizes her and her plus size as acceptable in the fashion world….which I guess is something I’ll have to be getting used to…you know with the whole obesity crisis and the skinny chick becoming a dying breed of human…unfortunately….but I guess as someone who loves tits as much as the next guy, seeing her spill out all sloppy on the cover of a fashion mag kinda makes me happy…because it reminds me that everything is fucking fetish porn mag…even when Mercedes and other luxury items advertise in it….and that’s good for me…cuz it gives me hope that one day…this site will make me a billionaire….with private jets….I feel it….and I’ll be forced to give all you haters the finger….while fucking your wives…cuz all ladies love a man with a private jet….that’s a fact…

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2012

30

Oct

Sophie Strobele for Anthropologie Swimwear of the Day

Sophie Strobele is 5 foot 9….her bust is 33 inches….her cup size is B …her waist 24….her…her show is size 8…her hips 35…..her dress size is 8 but I don’t believe that….her hair is brown and her eyes are green….she is from Austria….

I may have never heard of her, but now I have…and that is all that matters…our undying love never materialized because before today she didn’t exist to me….but now I know her and will never forget her…so stop looking at her sexually…she’s mine….I found her…so I keep her….

She’s modeling bathing suits, which is not so perfect for those of you stuck in floods in New Jersey and need to swim to safety….that said I hope all my East Coast girls are safe and sound….cuz I love all you girls.

Posted in:Sophie Strobele|stepFASHION

2012

30

Oct

Christina Milian Nipple in a Costume of the Day

I don’t even know if I am looking at a nipple or not…I am just gonna assume that I am…because it makes my day feel like it has more purpose…than when I do posts that don’t involve nipple…not because I think nipples are this sacred thing or that I can even jerk off to a nipple like I was 12 years old….but because I figure looking at a picture of Christina Milian in costume promoting shitty booze…is just better or really only worth lookin’ at…if there is nipple in it…otherwise it’s just another single black mother whoring herself to pay for the baby formula…which is one of the more depressing things that happens or that I am reminded of…every time I go to the strippers….

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2012

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am more on the ball when drunk in Central America when it comes to updating the site than when I am at home trying to avoid my obese wife and her vile vagina that I want to run to Central America to hide from for pretty much the end of time, but instead I’ll just stick close to Hurricane Sandy and try to save hot girls in distress like I was their superman.

Here are some morning links you won’t masturbate to cuz you don’t want your dead relatives seeing you in that negative light…


Let’s Ease Into Tuesday With This Awesome Pumpkin Stop Motion
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Nothing Like a Good Old Fashioned Brawl in DENNY’S – VIDEO
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Rebecca Carter is a Slutty Flight Attenddant (SEMI NSFW)
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Just a Regular Day at the Russian Cat Circus. Wait, What?
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Megan Elizabeth Has One Sweet Rack (SEMI NSFW)
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Seals Costume Officially Wins Most Depressing
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Skate Sensation Danny Way Wows in “Waiting for Lightning” Documentary (Video)
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The 25 Grossest Nude Scenes In Movies
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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This Chubby Gal Gets Naughty With a Vibrator (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Cassie Ventura
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Dina, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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This Cat Likes to Drink as Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Help You Waste Your Day Away (NSFW)
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2012

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day


I’m like Lindsay Lohan on this Hurricane Sally shit…we should all focus on world peace and not negativity in this time of mass natural disaster….or destruction from the panic from 50 million crazed people….cuz it is the end of the world…and this is just the storm before the actual fucking storm that ends humanity as we know it….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Titty And Ass Costume
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Perfect Bikini Body COntest
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Emma Roberts Does the Julia Roberts…
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World’s Heaviest Backflip
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Sofia Vergara for Glamour UK
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Alessandra Ambrosio Wins ‘Most Chick Who Can Get Away With Showing Up As A Nazi Because She’s Mad Hot and Brazilian’ Costume
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Gisele Bundchen for Harper’s Bazaar Brazil
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Two Irish Boys Sing Rihanna
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Looking Good Sweethearts – Halloween Edition
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Crazy AMAZING HOT SEXY Lady Singing to her Cat
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Even Barack Obama Gets ID’ed to Vote – VIDEO
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The Best Hurricane Sandy Photos From Instagram
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Kate Upton’s Bra Busting V Magazine Pics
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Joss Whedon Endorsed Mitt Romney. Kinda – VIDEO
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Rosalee’s Tits Are Fake But That Doesn’t Mean I Dislike them (NSFW)
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Jayden Marie is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Ashley Zeitler Has a Glam Rock Thing Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Awesomeness Anyone? (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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the 20 Hottest Undead Girls
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You’re Never Gonna Believe What This Girl Shoves Up Her Vadge (NSFW)
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Have a Play at These Super Sexy Games (NSFW)
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Sofia Vergara Graces the Cover of Glamour UK (Photo Gallery)
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Connie Carter and Glass Dildo, Check It Out (NSFW)
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2012 Celebrity Halloween Collection!! (SITE NSFW)
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Is This Ass Real or Fake? You Decide!
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ZOMBIE DRIVE THROUGH PRANK – Video
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Just a Horse Jogging By in Hot Shorts. Wait, What?
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Fat Woman Versus Kayak – VIDEO
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Halloween Panties with a Hint of Lip (SITE NSFW)
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Sadly, I’m Reminded I Still Need To Jerk Off…TO this Brown Cow in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Offers Insight Into Hurricane Sandy. Oh Boy
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Jennifer Aniston is Cleavagy
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Chinese Grenade Fail
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And Sarah Jean Underwood EXTREME Cleavage (SITE NSFW)
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Erinj Heatheronton is Struttin
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Colombian Parents Fear Their Baby May Be The Anti-Christ Because He Breathes Fire And Walks At Only 4-Weeks-Old!!!
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A Double Dose of Boobs Will Make Things All Better (NSFW)
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Ohhh Sweet Wet Jesus. I Think I See Pussy
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Amber Heard Reinvents Leather, Latex, & Lace, For Your Dick (NSFW)
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And MORE Rosie Huntington Whitley
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Vanessa Hudgems and Her Sister Get Their Work Out On
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Cheerleaders in the Locker Room Getting Their Fuck On
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

29

Oct

Rosie Huntington Whiteley’s Vagina is the Best thing To Happen to Halloween of the Day

I think I just figured what Halloween is all about…or at least all that matters this halloween….thanks to this lovely…subtle…playful…pussy exposing costume I want to take off with my mouth after staring at it for a few hours….Rosie Huntington Whiteley did Halloween better than what she does for Bald men everywhere….she’s gives it more than just hope…she makes it fucking relevant and alive again.


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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2012

29

Oct

Anja Rubik Titties in Vogue France of the Day

Anja Rubik is a model. She has shown her tits a lot….and that makes me like her a lot…cuz I like tits a lot…especially on bitches getting paid to show their tits…because it makes their tits feel more valuable…like some kind of commodity I need to get in my mouth….because every day girls don’t get paid to show their tits…so their tits aren’t as good or worth as much….at least that’s what I’m getting out of this fashion shoot…but then again maybe I’m looking into this from a totally distorted perspective….maybe since this is Vogue…she’s not actually paid to show her tits…she’s paid to show off clothes…the tits are just accidental or used to accentuate the clothes…that must be it….but I’ll just focus on the tits.

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