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2012

30

Oct

Christina Milian Nipple in a Costume of the Day

I don’t even know if I am looking at a nipple or not…I am just gonna assume that I am…because it makes my day feel like it has more purpose…than when I do posts that don’t involve nipple…not because I think nipples are this sacred thing or that I can even jerk off to a nipple like I was 12 years old….but because I figure looking at a picture of Christina Milian in costume promoting shitty booze…is just better or really only worth lookin’ at…if there is nipple in it…otherwise it’s just another single black mother whoring herself to pay for the baby formula…which is one of the more depressing things that happens or that I am reminded of…every time I go to the strippers….

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2012

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am more on the ball when drunk in Central America when it comes to updating the site than when I am at home trying to avoid my obese wife and her vile vagina that I want to run to Central America to hide from for pretty much the end of time, but instead I’ll just stick close to Hurricane Sandy and try to save hot girls in distress like I was their superman.

Here are some morning links you won’t masturbate to cuz you don’t want your dead relatives seeing you in that negative light…


Let’s Ease Into Tuesday With This Awesome Pumpkin Stop Motion
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Nothing Like a Good Old Fashioned Brawl in DENNY’S – VIDEO
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Rebecca Carter is a Slutty Flight Attenddant (SEMI NSFW)
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Just a Regular Day at the Russian Cat Circus. Wait, What?
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Megan Elizabeth Has One Sweet Rack (SEMI NSFW)
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Seals Costume Officially Wins Most Depressing
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Skate Sensation Danny Way Wows in “Waiting for Lightning” Documentary (Video)
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The 25 Grossest Nude Scenes In Movies
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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This Chubby Gal Gets Naughty With a Vibrator (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Cassie Ventura
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Dina, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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This Cat Likes to Drink as Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Help You Waste Your Day Away (NSFW)
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2012

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day


I’m like Lindsay Lohan on this Hurricane Sally shit…we should all focus on world peace and not negativity in this time of mass natural disaster….or destruction from the panic from 50 million crazed people….cuz it is the end of the world…and this is just the storm before the actual fucking storm that ends humanity as we know it….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Titty And Ass Costume
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Perfect Bikini Body COntest
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Emma Roberts Does the Julia Roberts…
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World’s Heaviest Backflip
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Sofia Vergara for Glamour UK
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Alessandra Ambrosio Wins ‘Most Chick Who Can Get Away With Showing Up As A Nazi Because She’s Mad Hot and Brazilian’ Costume
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Gisele Bundchen for Harper’s Bazaar Brazil
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Two Irish Boys Sing Rihanna
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Looking Good Sweethearts – Halloween Edition
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Crazy AMAZING HOT SEXY Lady Singing to her Cat
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Even Barack Obama Gets ID’ed to Vote – VIDEO
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The Best Hurricane Sandy Photos From Instagram
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Kate Upton’s Bra Busting V Magazine Pics
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Joss Whedon Endorsed Mitt Romney. Kinda – VIDEO
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Rosalee’s Tits Are Fake But That Doesn’t Mean I Dislike them (NSFW)
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Jayden Marie is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Ashley Zeitler Has a Glam Rock Thing Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Awesomeness Anyone? (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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the 20 Hottest Undead Girls
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You’re Never Gonna Believe What This Girl Shoves Up Her Vadge (NSFW)
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Have a Play at These Super Sexy Games (NSFW)
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Sofia Vergara Graces the Cover of Glamour UK (Photo Gallery)
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Connie Carter and Glass Dildo, Check It Out (NSFW)
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2012 Celebrity Halloween Collection!! (SITE NSFW)
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Is This Ass Real or Fake? You Decide!
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ZOMBIE DRIVE THROUGH PRANK – Video
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Just a Horse Jogging By in Hot Shorts. Wait, What?
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Fat Woman Versus Kayak – VIDEO
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Halloween Panties with a Hint of Lip (SITE NSFW)
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Sadly, I’m Reminded I Still Need To Jerk Off…TO this Brown Cow in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Offers Insight Into Hurricane Sandy. Oh Boy
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Jennifer Aniston is Cleavagy
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Chinese Grenade Fail
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And Sarah Jean Underwood EXTREME Cleavage (SITE NSFW)
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Erinj Heatheronton is Struttin
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Colombian Parents Fear Their Baby May Be The Anti-Christ Because He Breathes Fire And Walks At Only 4-Weeks-Old!!!
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A Double Dose of Boobs Will Make Things All Better (NSFW)
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Ohhh Sweet Wet Jesus. I Think I See Pussy
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Amber Heard Reinvents Leather, Latex, & Lace, For Your Dick (NSFW)
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And MORE Rosie Huntington Whitley
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Vanessa Hudgems and Her Sister Get Their Work Out On
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Cheerleaders in the Locker Room Getting Their Fuck On
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

29

Oct

Rosie Huntington Whiteley’s Vagina is the Best thing To Happen to Halloween of the Day

I think I just figured what Halloween is all about…or at least all that matters this halloween….thanks to this lovely…subtle…playful…pussy exposing costume I want to take off with my mouth after staring at it for a few hours….Rosie Huntington Whiteley did Halloween better than what she does for Bald men everywhere….she’s gives it more than just hope…she makes it fucking relevant and alive again.


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2012

29

Oct

Anja Rubik Titties in Vogue France of the Day

Anja Rubik is a model. She has shown her tits a lot….and that makes me like her a lot…cuz I like tits a lot…especially on bitches getting paid to show their tits…because it makes their tits feel more valuable…like some kind of commodity I need to get in my mouth….because every day girls don’t get paid to show their tits…so their tits aren’t as good or worth as much….at least that’s what I’m getting out of this fashion shoot…but then again maybe I’m looking into this from a totally distorted perspective….maybe since this is Vogue…she’s not actually paid to show her tits…she’s paid to show off clothes…the tits are just accidental or used to accentuate the clothes…that must be it….but I’ll just focus on the tits.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|NSFW

2012

29

Oct

Kate Upton Tweets Some V Magazine Titty Outtakes of the Day

Kate Upton was working on the weekend…this girl understands what I’ve been saying all along and that is that her time is limited on this modeling scene…her body just won’t be able to support her weight gain…and her weight gain won’t be able to support a modeling career…but she’s hype right now…an “It” girl who everyone wants a piece of because tits get fucking hits…and she’s got fucking tits…real big ones…that she knows she’s got to show off while they last…or while they are still youthful and good…and from doing SI and men’s magazines…to now getting COSMO , VOGUE , Jalouse …you’d think she was an actual fashion model…and not the plus sized model working the Sears catalog I see….making me think that either I’m the crazy one….or everyone’s just trying to get a piece to make a fucking dollar….

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2012

29

Oct

Katee Sackhoff & Tricia Helfer in Some Calendar Shoot of the Day

What the world needs now more than anything…you know with the Hurricane about to rape us as a preview of the murder that is going to happen next month when the end of the world hits…you know the calm before the actual apocalypse….nature’s rape before murder because otherwise it is just gross….is a Battlestar Galactica calendar for 2013….even if it is not actually for Battlestar Galactica but instead just staring 2 of their “babes” who aren’t really all that hot…at least not in these pics….but since I know the people and/or person who accidentally may read this site…is probably really into this sci/fi nerd shit…and I am all about accommodating my fan…because without you…I am nothing….even if I am already nothing…just like 2013…cuz I predict shit’s not gonna happen….even if this calendar did.

Posted in:Katee Sackhoff|Tricia Helfer

2012

29

Oct

Agent Provocateur Lingerie Show of the Day

Everyone freaks out about the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that has been consistently boring as fuck the last fucking decade….when there are so many more exciting lingerie brands out there that actually make shit happen….like Agent Provocateur…run by the son of Sex Pistol manager Malcolm Maclaren and Vivienne Westwood, parents who were pretty fucking edgy people in their own right…paving the way for him to make fucking moves that are far more interesting than some midwestern American brand that is conscious of the church and not ruffling any fucking feathers…all to just get men to buy their wives a little something to make everyone feel sexy…in the most wholesome Christian way…

They had a fashion show last week, that I wasn’t invited to, but I got the video and figure I’ll post it for you, cuz this is more fun than the shit Victoria’s Secret is doing next week….even if their headlining performer is….Justin Bieber….Seriously…Justin fucking Bieber…I was going to write that as a joke…to prove how much of a joke Victoria’s Secret is…but they actually have him booked…wow…

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2012

29

Oct

Mena Suvari Cleavage Shot of the Day

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and in a place at an angle she was comfortable with I guess that’s why I’m posting this.

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2012

29

Oct

Joanna Krupa Hilarious Half Naked Posing of the Day

Is this for real?

Joanna Krupa is “a model” by trade…and she posted these pics of her posing on set of some bullshit you know isn’t a big deal….and I am loving it…cuz she’s posing in a way that looks like she’s mocking modeling…you know like how three drunk girls at a bachelorette party would pose for the camera….or how you’d expect them to make fun of models on shitty shows like SNL….but I think she’s being serious and I guess that’s part of the reason why she’s never really made it…but has somehow managed to work the reality TV circuit…all because she was in Maxim a few times in 2000….back in the last end of the world crisis….that paved the way to be the hot girl on Dancing with the Stars for the husbands to stomach bein forced to watch that shit in the one TV trailer park households I assume watch that show….cuz if everyone on the shit was Mario Lopez and Kathy Griffin…spousal abuse would surely go down…but throw in some hot enough pussy…and all of a sudden it all becomes ok….

Either way here she is in some pics she felt were good enough for you to see…so she obviously likes them….even if they are clowny as fuck.

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