2012
30
Oct
This Rosie Hungtington-Whitely character is pretty alright. I think she’s going places…unfortunately none of those places are into the sex dungeon in my basement…or more importantly…in my mouth.
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely
2012
30
Oct
So Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sam Cooke, India Reynolds, Kelly Hall and Emily O’Hara and other interchangeable, yet equally lovely Glamour models, who get paid, probably very little cuz it comes with fame, to get topless…..and I am posting it cuz this is how Halloween is done, even though this isn’t for Halloween, but that’s just it…get slutty and in costume every fucking day, not just for a weekend or week in October…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it doesn’t matter…but here are topless pics of some Glamour models…and they are amazing…
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2012
30
Oct
Kourtney Kardashian is part of the devil tribe of brown hairy monsters who have no business being famous…but who are famous because the media and Ryan Seacrest know how to influence the retard public…pretty much destroying the little faith I have in humanity…or at least in America….
Seriously…I was in a store that was playing Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, that I was once a guest of, and they were talking about Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend who is fingering her mom asshole cuz her mom pussy no longer has any elasticity and no longer feels….in public for the paparazzi like she was her porn star sister….getting married….because Ryan Seacrest owns these twats and makes a fortune off these twats and helps shameless promote these twats…feeding them to his listeners everywhere….and shit just makes me remember he needs to be taken out back and shot….cuz he is in fact the worse fucking human ever.
I hate the Kardashians and acknowledging they exist…but I love a good public ass fingering.
Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian
2012
30
Oct
Miranda Kerr is a pretty amazing mother…not because I know anything about her parenting skills…or really whether she even takes care of her kids or whether she just pawns it off to the nannies and staff her and her husband can easily afford….I don’t know if she’s caring or nurturing or if she breast feeds or teaches her kids morals and values that they will carry into adulthood…becoming responsible adults of their own….she is an amazing mother…cuz she looks like this…when most mother’s are substantially less amazing…at least to look at…
I am a Miranda Kerr fan…even in an era of too many of the same vaginas being recycled from magazine to magazine….
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2012
30
Oct
I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…
Posted in:Coco
2012
30
Oct
Elyse Taylor is a sexy Australian bikini model…who is probably best knows to the surf community as the face or tits in a bikini for O’Neill…..while to the rest the world she is known as the unknown, nameless girl who kinda looks like Miranda Kerr cuz like black people, and white people, all Australians look the same….in the Victoria’s Secret catalog….
But apparently she has a fan, cuz someone compiled all her catlog pics from the last year….and here are the best ones…cuz as much as I hate catalog pics…I like seeing surfer beach girls make it in the mainstream getting half naked….cuz surf girls give me boners….
Posted in:Elyse Taylor|stepFASHION
2012
30
Oct
Jennifer Aniston is too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess she might as well milk those nipples, not literally cuz no one will ever knock her up, but figuratively, because she’s either 50 or pushing 50 and there’s not all that much time left in them to be interesting to look at, unless you’re like me and love seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool, beach or wherever they are, not because they are hot, but because you know how much experienced those tits are and sometimes….that experience or skills that come from experience out weight how sexy they may be…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at the pics…cuz that’s ultimately what I am here for….who cares what I have to say.
Posted in:Jennifer Aniston
2012
30
Oct
Lane Lindell is some pageant girl who represented USA in the 2008 Miss World competition, where she was a semi-finalist….which to me means she was still a fucking loser…even if she won the evening gown portion of the night…..
She’s also a sorority girl from Florida, was born in 1990 and has a wikipedia page that is giving me all this riveting information on her, when all that really matters is that she’s a catalog model for a lingerie company I have never heard of…making moves to get a head by getting half naked…probably not her number one dream strategy to reach the fucking top…but one of my number one ways to reach the top…along with sex tape….
I figure….some of you may like to jerk off to catalog pics as a tribute to when you were growing up before the internet and catalog pics were all you had to jerk off to…I am not that kind of guy.
Posted in:Lane Lindell
2012
30
Oct
Kate Upton has landed a Vogue Italia cover…which is a big deal in terms of legit modeling….I’m talking a bigger deal than the SI cover…because it officially legitimizes her and her plus size as acceptable in the fashion world….which I guess is something I’ll have to be getting used to…you know with the whole obesity crisis and the skinny chick becoming a dying breed of human…unfortunately….but I guess as someone who loves tits as much as the next guy, seeing her spill out all sloppy on the cover of a fashion mag kinda makes me happy…because it reminds me that everything is fucking fetish porn mag…even when Mercedes and other luxury items advertise in it….and that’s good for me…cuz it gives me hope that one day…this site will make me a billionaire….with private jets….I feel it….and I’ll be forced to give all you haters the finger….while fucking your wives…cuz all ladies love a man with a private jet….that’s a fact…
Posted in:Kate Upton|stepFASHION
2012
30
Oct
Sophie Strobele is 5 foot 9….her bust is 33 inches….her cup size is B …her waist 24….her…her show is size 8…her hips 35…..her dress size is 8 but I don’t believe that….her hair is brown and her eyes are green….she is from Austria….
I may have never heard of her, but now I have…and that is all that matters…our undying love never materialized because before today she didn’t exist to me….but now I know her and will never forget her…so stop looking at her sexually…she’s mine….I found her…so I keep her….
She’s modeling bathing suits, which is not so perfect for those of you stuck in floods in New Jersey and need to swim to safety….that said I hope all my East Coast girls are safe and sound….cuz I love all you girls.
Posted in:Sophie Strobele|stepFASHION
