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2012

27

Sep

Lacey Banghard’s Topless Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I am starting to like these Glamour models…because every once in a while I decide tha huge fucking tits are the future…thanks to genetically modified foods, plastic surgery and all that other good stuff that leaves woman hormonal and eager to flaunt their shit so that men look at them…in exchange for money instead of working….changing their names to dirty little sassy slutty names that make me want to fuck….and by every once in a while I mean always…Lacey Banghard should be my girlfriend.

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2012

27

Sep

Emily Ratajowski’s Twitter Pics of the Day


Emily Ratajkowski has tweeted me once…before she was famous for having the single best body in the fucking world right now….at least according to me right now…as I am inconsistent and easily distracted and fall in love with hot bodies every fucking day….but not all those hot bodies acknowledge I exist…even though I’m amazing and runnning massive PR for them…

There are 1000s of Emily Ratajowski’s in LA trying to make it….and now that this Emily bitch is too big for me…too famous…too much of an ego onto working with bigger sites…I’ll still look at her twitpics but I won’t look at her instagram cuz she’s blocked me….but I like to think…I’ve fired her…to move onto new vagina willing to get nakeed for fame….

Posted in:Emily Ratajowski's

2012

27

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I have a feeling this internet thing is not just a fad and may be around for a while, which is convenient for me since I only exist on the internet….at least that’s what I tell the girls my heart follows home late at night – not cuz I am a stalker – but cuz I am a romantic….hoping they never find me…

Here are some links…

Whatever You End Up Doing With Your Life, This Guy Will Always Be Better Than You
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Think You Can Break Up a Lesbian Marriage? I Got $65 Million Reaons Why You Should Try
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Gotta Love Those European BLONDES (SEMI NSFW)
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Fun With a SNAKEPIT! – VIDEO
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Leia Christiana Office Treat
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Broke Her Dress
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Some Rare Photos Of Victoria Beckham From 1992 And They Aren’t Pretty
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Web Cam Girls to Keeo You Busy All Day (NSFW)
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This Tanned Babe is a Squirter (NSFW)
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15 Hilarious Nascar Fan Photos
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Imogen Thomas is Always Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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Redbull Skydive From Space? Sure, Why Not – VIDEO
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You’ll Find These Sexy Games Satisfying, Trust Me (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

27

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Topless in Terry Richardson’s Studio of the Day

Hey Eniko Mihalik, you like jokes?

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2012

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the DAy


There’s just something about girls….especially when they are in wrestling masks….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Pam Anderson TItty Grab
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Jesus Christ Jaden Smith Thinks He’s a Rapper Now – VIDEO
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Arnold Used to Hang With Wilt…and by Hang I Mean Fuck Lots of Girls
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Anna Kendrick Needs Lips
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Sexy Hula Hoop Dance
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Bus Driver Doesn’t Fuck Around….
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Carmen Electra Big Tits And Some Nipples In A Tiny Bikini
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Now THAT’S How You Run From the Cops – VIDEO
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The 20 Coolest Animals on TV Shows
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Maria Menounos: Instant Viagra
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Chris Brown is Probably In Trouble Again and By Probably in Trouble I Mean Gonna Get Off Scott Free
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Claudia Has One Nice Rack, Wow (SITE NSFW)
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Sydney Moon is Sexy in Lingerie (NSFW)
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Amber Alexandria is All Laid Out (SITE NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, They Will Make Your Day Better
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Jamie Edmonson is a Sexy Sports Babe (SITE NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Taylor Swift
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Virgin Rides Her Dildo But Forgets to Turn Off Skype (NSFW)
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Sexy Games Make For a Sexy Day (NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Who Zoe Kazan Is But She is Naked, So That’s Great (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITE NSFW)
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Hooters Girls X Instagram = YES PLEASE
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I Love Sexy Girls Rocking Hula Hoops
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Okay ANOTHER WTF Photo, Why Not
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Sarah Harding Panty Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Priscilla Presley – Still Bangable?
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Ahhhhhh Penelope Cruz is Flawless
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Minka Kelly Ain’t Half Bad Either
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Amy Lee Roth is a Tattooed Beauty
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Ordinary People: Odd Jobs Of The Most Famous Celebs Before They Were Ballin’
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Young Babe in Stockings Has Some Alone Time
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The Mistake: Short Film About A Terrible Hook-Up (NSFW)
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Paula Patton Looks Like a Million Bucks
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These Tits Are Out Of Hand All Hand
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How About Some JWoww, Just Because
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Another Sexy Hoop Dancer
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Military Vehicles Stop at 60
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Kim Kardashian Splits Her Dress CUZ she’s fat
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Lindsay Lohan Is Hot in this Pic
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Toy Trumpet Master….
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Olivia Palmero is a Babe
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A Field Guide To Picking Up Chicks In The United States
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Taylor Momsen, Now A High Class Whore
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Juno Temple Does Modeling.
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Jet Powered RC Plane
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Louisa Lytton See Through
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Models Destroying Office Furniture
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Random Porn Vids
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Kendall Karson teasingly flaunts her luscious breasts
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Jenaveve Jolie
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Sophia feels too warm inside the room|Sophia|
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Fisting Fun
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Shay Laren queezes her breasts and rubs her pussy
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Breanne Benson exposes her gorgeous body
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Play Some Awesome Strip Games
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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Visit our stepFORUM for some Good Times…

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Follow Me On INSTAGRAM MY USERNAME IS @DRUNKENSTEPFATHERDOTCOM

Some Gangster Shirts…..

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

26

Sep

Ashley Smith Tits for Oyster of the Day

Ashley Smith….not THE ASHLEY SMITH WHO KILLED HERSELF ON SUICIDE WATCH WHILE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL…. but the busty Texan fashion model born in 1991….with rockin’ fucking tits…who is gap toothed but amazing to look at…is doing some semi nude…barely see her nipple…pics for a magazine called Oyster…that reminds me how badly I’d love to eat her oyster and play with her pearl…that was a horrible obvious vagina reference for those of you not down wih the slimely, fishy scented, but very popular sea food…

She’s going places…places that will make the chance of me getting up inside her more and more challenging…but at least I get to look at her pictures…at least she gives me that….what an angel….

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2012

26

Sep

Katarina Ivanovska and Adriadne Artiles for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know who thes models are and I am too drunk to bother looking them up…yes, I drink during the day every day because it is my job…and really if you you like them that much…you can google them….you have their names…I’m not your dancing monkey, little search engine bitch who wikipedia’s shit for you and reports back to you…I’m much more than that…I’m a person dammit….

Truth is, I’m not actually mad at you, we’re all still friends here, I just feel like all these bitches are interchangeable and nameless…they aren’t fucking me and I hardly remember the names of girls who are…I just care that they are getting half naked to get the fuck ahead in life….and I just care that they are in lingerie…cuz I like girls in lingerie…nno matter where they are from, what year they were born, or if they are even actual girls…cuz it’s not gay if they are planning the surgery.

Posted in:Adriadne Artiles|Katarina Ivanovska

2012

26

Sep

Samara Weaving is Hot for GQ of the Day

I am the biggest Samara Weaving Fan….just the other day I POSTED HER NIPPLE POPPING OUT OF HER BIKINI ON SET …..but that probably has more to do with her nipple and less to do with her…I’d post pictures of anyone if their nipple was in the fucking mix….cuz I like nipples…they are the feeding tube for our future leaders people….

Point of this is to say….she’s some Australian chick….and I’m huge in Australia which works out nicely for me cuz Australian girls are stylish, fun, sexy as fuck, and into getting drunk with me…not that Samara Weaving gets down like that, or wants to be my drinking buddy in hipster clothes with her tits exposed, but we’ll just use her as today’s figurehead of my need to find Australian love…..as she models hot for Australian GQ….cuz Australians get me.

Posted in:Samara Weaving

2012

26

Sep

Sophie Reade’s in a Bikini for her 2013 Calendar of the DAy

Nothing says fun like half naked busty Glamour models who were destned to work the check out at Wal Mart or the diner in their ghetto trailer park they are from or more likely the fucking stripper….but instead UK Big Brother made her tits famous….tits she shows off for money…but that in her whore mind is not the same as stripping….since she doesn’t let random men touch her for 10 dollars a song…she instead gets in magazines….and uses her tits for good..like to give people something to jerk off to…and in this internet filled with sluts, free porn and tons of things to jerk off to…that’s pretty fucking noble and honorable of her….

She’s kinda fat, but I guess that comes with the huge titty territory…and that doesn’t stop you…so here’s her promo video for her Calendar that I’m not getting paid to post but that I should be cuz it’s branded harder than my dick is with herpes scars….

Posted in:Sophie Reade

2012

26

Sep

Lady Gaga’s Thong Ass and Naked on the Toilet Pics of the Day


I don’t know if Lady Gaga has lost her shit in trying to figure out how to shock and impress people more than she already has…you see cuz she’s ugly as fuck and didn’t deserve any of the fame she got…and now that she’s peaked she’s trying to hold on…cuz these idiots get too much money and forget that is what is important…and that they can retire cuz they won a lottery…but they hate losing popularity more than anything….so they do what they can to crash and burn….So she’s turned to getting naked on the internet hoping to get clicks….with her busted face….but great ass that I’ve grabbed before she was famous and can say is a great fucking ass…because even ugly girls can have at least one decent feature….

Posted in:Lady Gaga