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2012

25

Sep

Kate Upton’s New Direction for Jalouse of the Day

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.

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2012

25

Sep

Blake Lively Reynolds in a Bra Shirt for Glamour Spain of the Day

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I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even….

She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….

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2012

25

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Adrianne Curry is doing her COSPLAY nerd hustle for her twitter followers…because she’s never been in a Sci/Fi movie or TV show and has nothing to do with this nerd shit, she’s just realized that this is the fucking internet…and the internet is dominated by virgin loser trash…and virgin loser trash is loyal and follow you til the end of time in some weird OCD shit that makes me uncomfortable…

I hate virgin loser comic book collecting socially awkward nerds….even though every last one of you is probably onr…cuz cool people don’t care about this shit….but I’ll continue to pretend you are a sexy model who loves my dick jokes….and wants to unmask me with your pussy lips….

Even if I’d be a very rich man is I accepted you for who you are…like Adrianne Curry does…

Either way, interesting pic, even if she’s the fucking devil who I hate for taking advantage of you…but more importantly…for existing.

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2012

25

Sep

Miranda Kerr Modeling Bullshit Cuz She’s a Model for Cosmo Korea of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was modeling some bullshit for Cosmopolitan Korea because she’s an internation model and these pics are probably considered boring for the average viewer…but if you’re like me and think this Victoria’s Secret angel who is heavily marketed and shoved down my fucking throat….you just can’t get enough of her…even knowing she’s got a fucking kid…and a husband…two things that repulse you….all it takes is a hint of cleavage and I’m sucked right back into her wide faced trap….it’s starting to become an issue….but nothing compared to my other obessions that don’t allow me to be a normal human in society….none of which are shitting in a condom and freezing it to make homemade dildos to fuck your wife with…but they should be.

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2012

25

Sep

Elisabetta Gregoraci on the Runway in Milan of the Day

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Elisabetta Gregoraci is some Wonder Bra model from Italy who is married to old billionalre Flavi Briatore, also known as the father to Heidi Klum’s white baby, in fact, she’s also the mother of his son, and this is her solid genes recovered from that gold digging strategy to ensure to implant the golden sperm, to trap the motherfucker to a lifetime of monthly payments, as god digging whores tend to do….you see getting pregnant is the best, longest lasting Gold Digging move…and real gold diggers know all about that…..but then again, maybe this Elisabetta Gregoraci is not the whore I accuse her of being….despite evidnce the Italian prime minister hired her as a hostess and that she offered sex for a job….which to me is just a sign of good work ethic….she kept her eye on the prize and got it…and she looks good playin’ the game….and that works for me.

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2012

25

Sep

Cassie is Lubed Up for GQ of the Day

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Looks like Cassie is on a comeback tour….that or GQ ran out of attention seeking celebrities looking for coverage…something that I doubt is possible…there’s just an endless supply of that shit….whether it gets repetitive or boring or not…it just keeps on coming….

So I looked her up, she has a second album releasing in 2012, and this greased up hotness is probably all part of that…..but maybe I just think it is hot cuz she’s doing fitness…or pretending to…

Either way, here are the pics…which is better than listening her her wannabe the next Rihanna shit music….

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2012

25

Sep

Sophie Reade and Some NUTS Girls Titties of the DAy

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Nuts Magazine, the journalistic force behind such genius journlistic coverage as BRITAIN’S BIGGEST BOOBS has put out a spread promoting all the Calendars they are going to be selling this holiday season of your favorite models who have signed their titties to their agency…because shit probably makes them money…as anyone still buying their magazines clearly don’t have smart phone or computer and still see a point for titty calendars like it was 1988……and I’m not complaining, cuz I’ll still look at the pics, of these tits, even if these shoots are always the fucking same…cuz I like tits…and so do you.

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2012

25

Sep

Miley Cyrus Does Two and A Half Men of the Day

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So….some screenshots of Miley on Two and a Half Men….even though I find it hard to believe Ashton Kutcher counts as a man….seeing that he’s a little bitch….dropped….because I guess Two and a Half Men fucking sucks and is starving for any attention it can get.. cuz the best thing that ever happened to them was the Charlie Sheen breakdown….or really just Charlie Sheen being Charlie Sheen in general…and they must be struggling since this pansy fucker took his spot….but I wouldn’t know cuz I don’t watch this shit….but I do know Miley looks pretty hot in it…all push up bra wearing and cleavage enhanced with her lesbian puck rock hipster hair…it’s a bit of a fucking turn on…and I guess that’s the show’s producer’s hope…cuz they’ll take anything they can fucking get for people to remember they exist…

The show airs October 18….if you care….

Here are those promo pics they leaked so people like me do posts like this.

I’m onto your tricks Mr. Tv Exec.

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2012

25

Sep

Daniela Katzenberger 2013 Calendar of the Day

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I am only posting this because I think it is funny this Daniela Katzenberger exists….

She’s famous in Germany and has a song that was number 19 on the German charts, the same charts that paid David Hasselhoff’s rent in the 90s, which is not saying much about her talent….here’s her video for you to judge her yourself….it has 17,000 views so clearly number 19 in Germany doesn’t take much….it’s a Samanatha Fox remix…if that’s saying anything about her for those of you older than 30.

She looks like a tranny, an attention seeker, her mom was on Big Brother and she had her own show where she tried to meet Hefner and be in playboy…neither worked…

Now she’s producing awkward, low quality, almost satirical calendars…ad hey got my attention….

Hilarious….this made my day…which isn’t saying much about my day…

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2012

25

Sep

Meg Chambers Steedle Naked for Boardwalk Empire of the Day

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I didn’t watch Boardwalk Empire because I don’t own a TV and I have to go to my neighbor’s house, who is a weird, possibly gay, old man who likes to touch me inappropriately while I’m using him for his HBO, making me feel used and violated like a common whore, not to mention his house smells like chicken soup….

But the good news is that the good parts….namely the 1920s inpsired titties….hit the internet the day or two later…so despite liking the show…I can follow what’s going on through the tits…

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