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2012

14

Sep

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Dimple Brings me Joy of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is a fucking dream….people give me shit because of her face…they say she’s busted up and broken down…but I just don’t see it….maybe I am blinded by love like that hot implant 25 year old I saw riding with an old fat dude in a Ferrari yesterday, you know cuz her body is a fucking wonderland……or maybe this is my type…..the idea woman…where even her imperfections are perfect….or maybe Candice Swanepoel and I are just connected at the soul and her rockin’ ass pulls the strings of my heart like some kind of puppet master who makes me want to dance…and by dance I mean masturbate to a bitch in a bikini like I was 12 and there was no internet, just good old wholesome jerking off to non porn….finding erotic in everything…like ass dimples I’d want to fill with my seed like it was BOTOX…..

She’s the best.


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

14

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence is Funny for W of the Day

Fashion is some clowning shit, especially when fashion does some “high concept” bullshit, that isn’t high concept at all, but that all the idiots with no vision think is high concept, and beautiful imagery, because they are try hard retards who will consume any crap someone shits out and calls art or fashion…since it adds some flavor to their miserable existance..but I think it is funny, even if I prefer my art to be way more high concept like spread vagina, with midgets, homeless men and snowmans being built….you know if we are gonna be clowns about shit, let’s a least go big and be fun about it….not that Jennifer Lawrence hiding her tits to pose with birds isn’t fun…it just doesn’t make sense in its weirdness kinda like how it didn’t make sense that she was Academy Award nominated at 12 and instead of being the next great American Actress, she became the next franchise queen Kristen Stewart….kids these days have their morals all fucked up

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2012

14

Sep

Amanda Bynes Rocks the Bong of the Day

Amanda Bynes is hot, long legged, desperate and a failed child star I want to save…because I usually get to fuck the girls I save…

She’s been addicted to getting busted for bad driving and accidents cuz it has finally got people talking about her….like a rebel teen who just doesn’t care about the rules as long as people keep telling him to stop breaking them….I’m thinking maybe her parents are divorced or maybe she had her childhood robbed and this is her crying for help….

But now she’s gone to smoking hash, or at least a pipe in her car, for the paparazzi, probably as a lie, stunt, to get people talking, which they are doing….when really all she should be doing is a sex tape…or at least a sex hard cuddle with me….cuz she’s lovely…

I don’t buy this shit, but I’ll post it cuz i have nothing else to do and because i am pathetic.


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2012

14

Sep

Kendall Jenner Pretty Fit in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Tween Kendall Jenner has good morals, values and concept of how to market herself thanks to her old, fatter, more ethnic half sister who she wants to be exactly like…..but she also has a great fucking body…cuz instead of having a fat Armenian lawyer up in her DNA, she’s got an Olympic Gold athlete ready to win in her…making me think she was always the trophy girl they intended to have win over America….Kim Kardashian was just designed to be the evil leader of the family…a little gymnastic bodied thing takes over…at least thas what I hope…because I like my girls fit, lean and a better inspiration to the youth…not fat and filming porn with hip hop stars like some kind of music video girl no one respects….Team fucking Jennner..even though the whole bus of this family should be publicly blown up for the sake of America.

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2012

14

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


From doing whore runs to question or at least wave to street whores, a concept that is old school and vintage and aweome….but that I wonder about…because I am not sure I want to get my dick sucked by a fucking bitch who doesn’t grasp the basic concept of internet promotions….I mean shit…standing on a street corner when you could be just an ad on craigslist makes me think whore is more than a retard….. to getting stopped by the cops thinking we were out getting blow jobs when we were just trying to save these girls…..leaving the house is pretty fun

Here are some morning links…

This Chick Will Ruin Your Marriage
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Would You Eat This Chick’s Farts?
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How NOT to Fish. Trust Me – VIDEO
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20 Insane Athlete Melt Downs. I Guess We All Lose It At Some Point
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WTF Photo of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Miranda Nicole is a Sexy Amateur
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Kate Hudson Looks Sexy In Retro Photo Shoot For Harper’s Bazaar
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Bridgette Desiree is All Laid Out
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday
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Perfect Tits and a Dildo, Can’t Beat It
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Alleged Killer Gets Mistrial When Lawyer Puts Leopard Underwear on Facebook
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Hey There Kaya Daniel
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Republican John Kasich is Sexist. There’s a Fucking Surprise – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make Your Friday the Best It Can Be
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Here’s A Nice Little Whore In Training
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Holy Fuck Jessica Simpson Are Those Real?
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2012

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This post is dedicated to all the ladies….because I am a romantic…You know who you are….Remember, I love all of you equally…

I’m sorry I broke all your hearts…

Now sit on my face….I promise I’ll sing love songs while you do it.

Here are some links….

I wanna Explore Candice Swanepoel
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Some Vanessa Minnillo Hot Body
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Sofia Vergara Hot for Allure
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Stage Dive Fails
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Hot Fitness Girl in a Bikini vs Doberman
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20 Unrealistic Sports Plots Ever
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Amanda Bynes is Driving With a Suspended License While Smoking Weed. Oh Good.
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Sally Struthers is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Lol Cat Compilation of the Day – VIDEO
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The 70 Hottest Women of The ’70s
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Jessica Alba Tight Dress, Tight Body
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Erin Heatherton Is Good At Yoga
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Claudia is Rocking Lingerie Proper (SITE NSFW)
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This Short Haired Brunette Strips Down (NSFW)
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Joy Glass – Smart,Sexy & Daring
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Free Cam Shows, Check It (NSFW)
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Top 10 Most F**ked-Up Fast Food Items in the World
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Leanna Decker Makes My Life Better
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Leslie is a Squirter (NSFW)
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The 50 Most Crooked Athletes
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Sexy Games That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Milena Velba Boob Jiggle (NSFW)
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Ilary Blasi’s Bikini Falls Down (NSFW)
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Homer is All Up in That Pussy (NSFW)
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This Bike is Made Out of Cardboard WTF
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Frankie Essex Down Blouse Cleavage Show (SITE NSFW)
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George Clooney’s Girlfriend is Wearing an Ugly Dress
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Nicole Richie Changes Outfits Four Times in One Day
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Lindsay Lohan Finally Showed up to the Scary Movie Set
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Sexy Katherine is Fascinating (NSFW)
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Burnt Out Signs – A GALLERY (SITE NSFW)
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This Super Plus Sized Model Takes a Tumble, OOPS! – VIDEO
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Avril Sun Has Super Small Titties (NSFW)
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The American Dream: Octomom Buys House With Porn Money!
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Ahhhhhhhh Doutzen Croes
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Check Out This Busty Dirt Talking Teen (NSFW)
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Olivia Munn Tight Green Dress
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Kris Jenner Pretends To Be Upset That She Pulled Focus From 9/11
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Emily VanCamp hot in Hamptons Magazine
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Fishing Fail
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Tallest Dog in the World
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Serena Williams Dating Her White Tennis Coach
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Lindsay Lohan is Hot as Fuck on Set
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Amy Childs Has Hot Tits….
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Katherine Heigl’s Cleavage
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Jimmy Kimmel Iphone Prank
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Cat Just Kickin’ It and it is Amazing
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Pink and Lily Allen Have a Song Together
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Sexy Brazilian Butt Lift Video
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2 Girls Sucking Dick
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Today’s Random Porn Amazing
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Passion of Painal!
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Girls Getting Naked!
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2012

13

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Weird Underwear Pics of the Day


I have no idea what these pictures are from, I just know they were emailed to me claiming to be of Sofia Vergara in her underwear painting a dude, and since I have facial recognition blindness, and everyone looks the same, not just black people, cuz I am not racist….I cannot confirm or deny that they are of her, but I can say they seem fun…

Sure it may be a little too much fun for someone this old…I mean maybe this should have been left in for her 20s, but I guess she was two busy sleeping her way to the top as a single mother with Colombian coke ties that financed her shit….

Becasue she is pushing 50 and that’s a good time to spend napping, knitting and betting on the horses or whatever it is 50 year olds do….but I guess you’re never too old to get half naked if you got a hot body like this….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

13

Sep

Neve Campbell Scary in a Bikini of the Day

If you’re wondering what happened to NEVE CAMPBELL ….you know where she disappeared to after Scream 15 finished filming….well I’ve found her…and apparently wherever she was, she was turning into a fucking monster…a monter who thought it would be ok to broadcast herself in a bathing suit for her fans….who are probably the loyal kind of fan…since I doubt anyone with actual taste or who have had sex would have ever found her hot or more importantly ever watch Party of Five….

This is the worst.


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Posted in:Neve Campbell

2012

13

Sep

Rhian Sugden and Danica Thrall Hot for Loaded of the Day

Rhian Sugden is some Glamour model who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that I know all that much about this Glamour model scene, partially because I am not in the UK…but mainly because it is a scene that I hate since topless girls are meant to be accessible and in strip clubs and not given fame and fans that make them think that they are real famous models….because girls paid to get naked on camera…should be banging on camera…especially when they look like porn chicks…and she’s posing with DANICA THRALL some Glamour model who has recently gone nuts….or at least tried to go nuts to get attention to herself for doing a lesbian scene or something that doesnt matter and that is totally expected….and here they are posing together, censored by amazing.

Posted in:Danica Thrall|Rhian Sugden

2012

13

Sep

Adrianne Curry Screaming For Attention in a Sports Bra of the Day

Adrianne Curry is posting pics of herself to twitter for attention because I guess that’s all trash like this really has to fill her empty days….her twitter fans….

Life of a failed reality star…. which is a funny concept in and of itself is pretty funny…since you normally have to be a failure to be a reality star…since people who don’t want to be famous generally aren’t applying or auditioning to be on Reality TV Fame…they are instead working.

All I know is that she’s a cunt, and I am not a vile man, I don’t hate women or use the C-Word loosely, I save it for special occassions, like when a cunt tells me off on twitter after I’ve been nothing but nice to her…you know promoting her bottom feeding stunts for her for free…when she should really be sending me gift baskets…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry