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2012

03

Sep

Last Week’s J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day


J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit….


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2012

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is labor day…I wasn’t going to post because I like to base my uploading shitty content of bitches I don’t give a fuck on schedule with banks, post office and grocery store schedules…but then remembered that this isn’t work, and I might as well just deal with this hangover like I do everyday with inspiring links for you to click….not as inspiring as the sex I had this weekend…but then again, when you’re this fantastic of a lover, not much is…

Hey ladies, you like jokes?

Police Officer Attacked By Children
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More Random Sports Hotties: Where Are They Now?
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Let’s All Subscribe to WHORE MAGAZINE
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Laura Lovette Brings Us Some Monday Morning Blonde Hotness
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This Shaolin Monk Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Nikki Marie Has Me Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Of Course Lindsay Lohan Trashed Elizabeth Taylor’s Cleopatra Trailer. ‘Allegedly.’
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LeAnn Rimes Gets Into A Twitter Fight With A Schoolteacher
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Web Cam Sluts For Your Monday Holiday (NSFW)
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How to: Ruin a Super Gith Vagina (NSFW)
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Some Things You May Not Know About Kate Upton
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Hillary Fisher is Sexy in the Woods (SEMI NSFW)
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Human Slingshot! Yessssssss – VIDEO
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Make Your Monday Holiday More Sexy With These Sexy Games (NSFW)
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2012

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the long weekend and I am driving to Upstate New York to find Mormon girls to star in my mormon themed porn that is relevant with the whole Republican Mormon thing…called Missionaries who do Missonary. I figure hot bad girls fronting as God’s Children in the Church of Latter Day Saints, who knock before getting Knocked Up…is fully at its peak of sexy right now….

It is the long weekend, so get the fuck off the computer and do something…

Here are some links…

Jennette McCurdy From iCarly’s In A Bikini
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Man This Vegas Party Prince Harry Had Pretty Much Sounds Like the Best and Just Keeps Getting Better
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Republican Women Dancing is my New Porn
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Daisy Lowe Illegitimate Child for Instyle
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Hottest Basketball Stars in the World….Really?
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Close Encounter With a Whale
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North Carolina Teen Really Did Not Want to Do His Homework…
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Cleavage Insanity
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Shannon Needs to Rip Off That Tube Top
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Raven Riley and Kate Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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A Good Selection of Sluts Round Off Frisky Friday
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WTF Video of the Day – Animal Edition
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Sarah Summers is Sexy in Black and White
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Make the Most of Your Weekend
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Naked Catholic Cheerleaders Forced to Give Lap Dances & Suffer Poop-Filled Toilet
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How to permanently ruin a girl’s once tight vagina (NSFW)
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More Random Sports Hotties: Where Are They Now?
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Clint Eastwood is Doing His Best Grampa Simpson Impression at the Repubhlican National Convention – VIDEO
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Old School v. New School Video Game Characters Battle
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In These Sexy Games, There Aren’t Many Rules
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Monica Mendez Flashing Boobs in an Alley (NSFW)
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Tia Mowry Camel Toe (SITE NSFW)
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This Chicks Ass is the Cherry on the Sundae That is Your Week
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times Square Light Saber Fight! Yesssss! – VIDEO
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Some Winona Rider Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Cameron Diaz is 40, Here’s a Bikini Tribute
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Some Rachel Bilson Hotness
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Some Big Old Oklahoma Titties (NSFW)
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Bad Girls Club Ridiculousness – VIDEO
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Brooklyn Lee, Krissy Lynn and Phoenix Marie (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Sluts It Up For Terry Richardson
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I Love a Babe in a Backless Dress
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Cheryl Cole is Still Sexy With a Broken Arm
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Flashing Amateur Babes (NSFW)
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Emily Blunt Tight Body Workout
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Some Dude Yodeling With Chickens
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Bella Heathcote Sluts Out for Vogue
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Some Australian TV Host Gets Served by a Girl….
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HPV and Other Horrible Things in Porn Gone So Fucking Wild….OFFENSIVE AS SHIT
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Thong in the wind
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ANal Winking
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Today’s Random Porn Videos
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..ON WEBCAM
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2012

31

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Panty Flash for Mexico of the Day

I am a Candice Swanepoel groupie and I generally hate everything….This isn’t a proud moment….I don’t like admitting these things…or that her panties had the power to break me down and want nothing more than the flowers and rainbows she has cooped up in those white luxurious fabrics I’d love to sniff…kiss passionately and masturbate on after finding them in her garbage I am sifting through when she’s out of town on a shoot…..

That’s all I have to say about that.


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2012

31

Aug

Britney Spears Twerkin’ Bikini Tweet of the Day


This bikini pic would be more interesting if Britney was Twerking, or tweaking or anything with some personality….but I’ll take a bikini pic for old times, sure she’s a fragment and medicated version of the Britney Spears we all used to masturbate too…and she’s far more stable and boring then the days of shaving her head….and her body is far less fun to laugh at then when she was fat and covered in Cheeto dust, or when she was 19 and in leather for music videos….but she’s still Britney Spears…a broken soul who was destroyed ad taken advantage of by a man…willing to be broken and taken adavantage of again..too tired to put up a fight and if that isn’t sexy….I don’t know what is…

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2012

31

Aug

Katy Perry is the Devil for L’Officiel of the Day


You know there is something seriously wrong with the world when girls who are built like tanks, short, thick, dumpy broken down tanks, like Katy Perry can pretend to be fashion models, all because they are famous and the magazine figures it’ll sell a couple of copies to her shitty loyal fans…

I think what we can all learn from his is that Katy Perry looks just as shitty when in disguise and photoshopped….

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2012

31

Aug

Rosie Jones Hot Tits for Nuts August 2012 Outtakes of the Day


I don’t know if Rosie Jones is fucking hot, or if she just has a great body, or if she takes a good picture, or if she’s someon I’d like or hate, because I am too busy staring at her fucking tits…

The world needs more great fucking tits that aren’t scared to show their great fucking tits for a little fame and money….

Cuz it is better than working at Wal Mart or for 10 dollars a song mother fuckers….


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2012

31

Aug

Terry Richardson’s Topless Lady Gaga Pic of the Day


Gaga is disgusting…but what is even more disgusting that her face…is that I would totally have sex with her…without a condom…hoping my sperm stuck and that we could spend a happy life together where I spend my days trying to destroy her as a person…spending her money….and breaking her even though she is likely already broken….but I could just be saying that cuz I grabbed her ass while it was in fishnets a few years ago…and it was firm, full, and great to touch….but more importantly…she had no idea it was happening…distracted by all the fans…used to being man handled…and numb pussy is my favorite….but Lady Gaga is not…she’s the fucking worst….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

31

Aug

Stella Hudgens See Through for Twitter of the Day


You gotta appreciate this 16 year old’s strategy….her name is Stella Hudgens, she’s living in the shadow of her older sister Vanessa Hudgens’ shadow, a shadow that you’d expect to be easy to escape considering all Vanessa Hudgens has done is a set of self shot nudes when she was 17….and a few shitty movies…but Stella Hudgens is not quite pulling off exceeding our expectaction from the groundwork her sister laid, but at least she’s wearing sheer clothes for twitter, this is a good start…you know planting the seed of what’s to come when she decides to break through and out-do all Vanessa Hudgens has done…and really all it takes is a few sex tapes…and spread vagina shots…taken on her 18th birthday…of course…you pervert…

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2012

31

Aug

Bar Refaeli Tits for Passionata Travel of the Day

As much as I hate Bar Refaeli….and risk all the Jews coming out of their accounting offices to tell me how I am anti-semetic for commenting on their queen….and as much as I think she’s an overrated whore, who is thick and not the hottest pussy on Tel Aviv beach…but the one willing to suck the right cock…..she is capable of looking lovely when promoting lingerie…like in this big breasted busty video for the brand she endorses….

Lookin’ good sweetheart….

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