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2012

13

Aug

Ashley Greene in a Bikini of the Day

I am too picky, I don’t think it is a gay thing, but half the Ashley Greene fans who read this site will be sure to tell me how fucking gay I am, because I find her nothing but a boring body, florida trash, whore who fucked the right people, who happens to be in a bikini, like so many girls I can google, who actually are hotter to look at….because I don’t need the media to dictate what Jonas Brother cokehead slut who pretends to be Christian is worth sticking my dick in, since all sluts are worth sticking my dick in, its jsut that some of them are more the kind I want to choke the fuck out while doing it, and Ashley Greene happens to be that kind…..She’s won some kind of lottery..cuz that face is weak sauce and so is the rest of her…a bikini or half nakedness won’t win me over bitch…you suck…

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2012

13

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Tank Ass in a Bathing Suit for the Internet of the Day

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The ridiculous thing about all these Kim Kardashian pics is that you know she’s a brand, and that like any brand, she has a team of people, includng staff photographer and digital retoucher to try to scale back her over-eating and shaping it into a way that makes it desirable to black men who are genetically coded to want fat ass and titties on a bitch, cuz it speaks to them on a DNA level, going back to some early human roots, choosing the bitch who allows them to fight famine and breast feed their children keeping the tribe alive….but I just see a pig on all fronts, over consuming and disgusting, ruining kids everywhere as a false idol, who makes me hope religion exists so she is punished for her un-Christian crimes….in the meantime, her latest publicity stunt is working on marrying Kanye West….this shit never ends….but it should in fiery chaos…

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2012

13

Aug

Cher Lloyd Panty Flash in LA of the Day

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X-Factor winning, prison tatted, British poptart named Cher Lloyd, who I assume no one really cares about cuz I’ve never heard of her, and I am the meter of relevance….has gone all American and in doing so figured her best strategy was to show some leopard print panties you know that she wore on purpose to make some fucking noise, have some kind of impact, and not waste her money spent on a flight, because everyone knows all panty flashes no matter how insignificant you are, will end up on the internet…I mean why else would she go leopard print….it’s obviously to showcase how wild and crazy she is, you know to support those prison tattoos….all ready to fucking expose herself….for money….awesome..

Here’s the horrible performance…

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2012

13

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics of the Day

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Even if Lindsay Lohan’s career is pretty uninteresting and her public image is raped harder than her childhood was, you know leading to the mess he’s in now….her tits alone will never make her insignificant….even if she falls off more than she already has…and even if she dies…those tits will matter…..unless she gets creamated…cuz that will make them hard to dig up…unless fake titties don’t burn….who cares….

Every move she makes is in efforts to advance her career. Recently, it was confirmed she’s banging pornstar James Deen, cuz he wants to go mainstream famous and doesn’t mind herpes…he’s a pornstar and deals with that every day…but more importantly, she likes big dick and knows sex tape producing days for biggest impact or return on investment are numbered….and people won’t be giving her a million dollars to fuck on camera much longer…hence why she’s been partnered up with him….

She was on the beach in a bikini and I loved it…cuz Lohan in a bikini…even if it is damaged and painful…as she falls apart….it will always be fantastic to me.

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2012

13

Aug

Nicole Trunfio Topless for S Magazine of the Day

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Nicole Trunfio is a nude model who is trying to get famous as an actual model….and that works for me cuz her strategy is getting naked…and I love girls who get naked….

Recently, she decided to pony-up with Jessica Gomez, the SI Bikini model, cuz if you’re best friends with a bitch making it, you’ll get some bottom feeding second string work thrown at you, you know running in the right circles…I guess because her nude modeling just kept getting more nude model jobs….and nude model jobs aren’t the high fashion jobs she wants…but they are more fun to jerk off to…

I think she deserves fame and fortune like so many models before her….just based on her tits alone…but I am also pretty easily swayed….when tits are in the picture….

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2012

13

Aug

McKayla Maroney Does the Dougie of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is teaching the Dougie I like to think Kate Upton in her bikini made famous…cuz I see that shit in clubs all the time….

That said, McKayla Maroney is a 16 year old Gymnast who wins medals and the hottest thing about her for most of you is that she’s 16 and you can’t touch her legally…but more importantly that she’s a Medal winning gymnast…so that if you did….she could bend in ways you would not no how to handle…all fit and unhuman….perfect to jerk off to the highlight reel of….

Being 16 and bendy doesn’t impress me cuz 16 is Legal in Canada and I don’t even bother fucking with that….and pretty much like all the Olympic coverage…except maybe for seeing the Spice girls at 100 years old…still fuckable…even sporty despite her dick….this is boring…happy it is over so I can focus on what is important…hating people for tweeting and social networking #sharkweek….Assholes….

Here are some of her tweets…I may be in love with her mom….the blonde in one of the pics who probably forced her girl into this shit hard…I like that in a parent.

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2012

13

Aug

Katy Perry Horrible Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Katy Perry is a pile of shit of a person….from her bad skin…to her sloppy stomach…to her thick legs, dumpy ass to her horrible music, ridiculously bad costumes, her whole brand image, and most importantly her bad dancing…so it is only natural that she moons the world in her bikini….because she’s fucking won…she rode her fucking tits and bad singing voice to as far as they can take her and she’s made a million dollars in the process…pretty much showing us that her bad ass…that is literally a bad ass and not a bad ass that she thinks she is cuz she fucked off on her religion to join the devil in his brain washing….cuz no one cares about that….a bad ass that is like a plastic bag half filled with cottage cheese…hanging off her in horrible ways…

I hate this bitch….

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2012

13

Aug

Terry Richardson Erect Penis Fashion Porn of the Day

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I’ve seen some of these porn pics of photographer Terry Richardson a long time ago….you know cuz keeping on top of perverts who have become the biggest thing in Fashion Photography because they presented their perversion as art not porn…even though the pics are of him having unprotected sex with random drugged up teenage looking girls….it’s what makes him edgy and outrageous…something all marketers what a piece of…and I figured, despite avoiding posting dick as much as possible, cuz I don’t want people thinking this is a porn site, it would divert them from it being a site that calls girls fat, which is my ultimate objective…I’ll post the pics he posted on his tumblr….cuz I like spread hipster sluts…

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2012

13

Aug

Pregnant Camilla Alves in a Bikini at the Beach of the Day

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Camilla Alves is the hispanic bitch who locked Matthew McConauhey into marriage and baby making…because that is every hispanic girl’s plan…theey have this Catholic raised need to have fetus inside them at all times and their lives are spent finding a good candidate to make that happen….that is why it is very important to only fuck them without a condom if you’ve been sterilized by the government for various sex crimes…or if you’re wearing a condom…even though condoms suck…cuz if not…you’ll be wearing a fucking baby back pack and walking through the zoo like a fucking sucker who has been trapped by the spic trap….

Here she is pregnant for what is probably the third or fourth time….in a bikini….

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2012

13

Aug

Miley Cyrus Has New Hair of the Day

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Some dude hit me up to let me know or to ask my opinion about Miley cutting her hair, and I am glad that my legacy, or what people think I care about or know about Miley Cyrus getting a fucking ridiculous black hipster shaved sci/fi haircut, because I don’t care about any bitch’s hair style, I’m too busy staring at her ass, tits or plotting how I’m gonna stare at her ass or tits which takes up more than enough energy than bothering to track her salon visits…

That said, she looks hot to me, even without showing off her body, cuz I know what her body looks like, but would look hotter with 3 inches of semen shaped into a slut helmet on her head….but then again, so would all girls.

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