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2012

24

Aug

Marcia Cross Nude Bikini Bottoms Weirdness of the Day

What the fuck is going on with Marcia Cross’s vagina….more importantly…what the fuck am I doing posting on Marcia Cross….I’d say this is an all new low….but unfortunately…it really isn’t….


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2012

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know why girls want to fuck me, because let’s face it I don’t shower, but for some reason, girls want to fuck me…..and they don’t even want me to pay them….sometimes I throw a 20 their way….just so I can make a whore out of them…and mean it when I call them a whore….but that’s only when I feel rock and roll….my wife is not a fan of my cheating heart….but I figure I’m just helping her emotionally eat harder…which is her favorite thing….speeding up her self destructive pre-mature death…amazing…

Here are some links….

Amazing Brazilian Bikini Butt Lift….
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This Crow is Playing Fetch and It’s Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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There’s No Crying in Sports… Except for These Guys
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This Pictures of Celine Dion Range From Bizarre to Downright Sexy, Who Would Have Thought?
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Backflip/Frontflip FAIL – VIDEO
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Playboy & Jaguar Cocktail Party: Pebble Beach 2012 – Gotta Love the Bunnies
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Joy Glass in The Glass House and It’s All on Display (SEMI NSFW)
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January Jones’ New Boyfriend Is The Director Of Her New Movie, Of Course
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Naughty Girls Doing Naughty Things, And That’s The Way I Like It (NSFW)
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Amateur Slut Eats Pussy For the First Time (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the NFC East
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Candace is Super Sexy in Pink (SITE NSFW)
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Brooke Burke Was in a Bikini Contest Ages Ago and Here is The Sey Video
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Sex is the Ultimate Game of Cat and Mouse (NSFW)
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2012

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a romantic…I always like to sing a girl love songs before throat fucking her throat raw so that she can’t talk for a week….and the fucked up thing is that when you sing a girl a love song before throat fucking her throat raw….so actually feels like less of a whore and more of a princess doing her duty for her man…making the world…a pretty fucking amazing place…provided you got the kind of appeal I got….but then again maybe the only girls who like me read the site and are thus not entirely normal…but we don’t need to focus on that….

Here are some links….


Kim Kardashian Allegedly Attended Some Alleged Sex Orgy Allegedly and Had a Threeway. Allegedly.
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From The Bitch, Please Files: Lindsay Lohan Is Sick Of The Media Spreading Lies
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Wet Republic Bikini Contest Filled With Sluts…
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30 Hottest Celebrity Fans
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Mr Marcus Shut Down the Porn Industry
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Kate Winslet Big Titties – Huge Titties – Titties….
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Worst Blow Job Video EVER
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25 Shitty Movies By 25 Directors Who Should Have Known Better
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I Could Look at Irina Shayk All Day and You Probably Feel The Same Way
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Shantal Monique Looks Naughty and I Like It (SITE NSFW)
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Mary Anne is Sexy Cute (NSFW)
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Meet Marie Larson (SITE NSFW)
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Taylor Seinturier is Your Cyber Girl Fantasy (SITE NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Web Cam Sluts Gotta Do What They Are Told (NSFW)
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Now THIS is the Way the Dark Night Rises SHOULD Have Ended – VIDEO
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And Now, The Smallest Bikini of All Time (NSFW)
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Rich Athletes on Instagram Will Make You Hate Yourself
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Sex Games That You Will Want to Get REAAAAALLLY Good At (NSFW)
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Andrea’s Perky Mexican Tits Will Make Your Day Better
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Rihanna’s Bikini Vacation Seems to Be Lasting Forever
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Liberty Ross is Hot in an Effortless Kinda Way and I Don’t Know WTF Her Husband Was Doing Banging Kristen Stewart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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X-Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Almost Had an Upskirt
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Hhahahahahaha Everybody is Starting to Hate Taylor Swift
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Bedroom Sounds Like a Place Where We Would All Like to Be
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Slutt Photo Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time – VIDEO
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This Penguin Being Tickled Will Warm Your Cold Black Heart – VIDEO
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Strippers In A Florida Club Say The Republican Convention Is Sure To Bring In The Big Bucks
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Samantha Jolie and Leila Smith Are You Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Hey Those Aren’t Real Dicks! (NSFW)
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I Love a Babe That’s Sexy Casual
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Audrina Patridge Short Shorts
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Gotta Love a Chick That Gets Wild on the Webcam
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Eli Roth Almost Got Raped by a Mother and Daughter
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Vanity Wants to Know of Christina Aguilera is a Squirter, I’m Not Even Kidding
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Rain Man on the Price is Right
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How’d You Like To Be A Part Of This Tittie Grab Game?
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Emily Blunt See Through
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Russell Simmons And His Bitch In Some Totally See Through And Braless Mini Dress
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Crow Plays Fetch
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Arnold Schwarznegger’s Inspirational Speech
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The Weekend Comes Early With This Pussy Upskirt
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I’d Like To Come On Lindsay Lohan’s Stomach
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Cindy Crawford Hot in Video
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Uphill Motocross Race
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Hot Fucking Pole Dancing Sluts….
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Shut Up and Fuck Me
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Random Porn Vids
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Drunk Sluts on Dancing Bears
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Ramming Things in Ass
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..
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2012

23

Aug

Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Look like Nicole Kidman for V Magazine of the Day

I have no idea how these pics are of Nicole Kidman, I figure there must be another Nicole Kidman out there, cuz the Nicole Kidman I know is some washed up, relatively monster looking bitch who was once trapped by Tom Cruise….She has never been hot, never turned me on even in nude scenes in movies when I hadn’t jerked off that day…week…month or even year….

I am thinking it is a typo, or the magazine is lying….or maybe she got teleported back from her space travels looking sexy as fuck…you know with that whole Scientology, she knows too much, let’s replace her with a hot version of her…..cuz this version has absolutely no similarities to her….even if her own mother saw this shit, she’d have no idea who this was…V Magazine is just that good…and so are these pics…I am so torn, I feel so lied to…I don’t get this..at all…I keep looking back…and feel so confused, scared, and alone…is the world what I think it is…or have I been wrong about everything….I think I should go kill myself now…..looking at Nicole Kidman’s nipples…

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2012

23

Aug

Pornstar Jessie Andrews for RonysPhotobooth of the Day

Jessie Andrews is a hipster pornster and Ronysphotobooth, check him out on instagram, has been taking pic of LA hipsters for years…..

We are actually homies and some times we sext…no homo…

When I saw these awesome, hot, amazing pics of this Jessie Andrews bitch who looks 11 but who isn’t 11, and who is instead over 18 and a google search away from being throat fucked ….

I had no choice but to promote his photographic genius…and her tight, child like ass, that if you google search actual has HIPSTER BUSH AND A PORN CAREER real TWEENS aren’t allowed to have because that is the law….

This ass is the kind of thing you can chip a tooth on and go to jail for….if you try to re-create this at home with a similar bodied girl….and HotNewShit.com is where you’ll find more of Rony’s amazing.

Posted in:Jessie Andrews|NSFW

2012

23

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is Still Amazing of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Hot Stuff

Lindsay Lohan Hot Stuff

Lindsay Lohan is wearing some see through outfit craziness and I like it…sure it is not quite enough battered, ravaged, damaged, destroyed, scared and scarred, atrophied, thick skinned, cold, dead, dry, freckled, labia for me….especially based on her certain low level, used to be famous, going broke stature…..but I like how she’s playing all coy with the camera, like she didn’t call them up to tip them off to pay attention to her cuz that’s the only way she can get attention…..you know trying to bottom feed the media…when all she really needs to do is act in a good fucking movie and not be a nutcase about everything in her life…even if being a nutcase gives me boners….baggage is erotic.


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2012

23

Aug

Ashley Green’s Back Fat Bra Strap of the Day

Ashley Greene Bra Back

Ashley Greene is some Florida trash groupie cunt who managed to scam her way into Hollywood, and who is now dressing like Florida trash….looking at her back fat hanging over her bra makes me feel like I am waiting in line behind some stripper trash at Walmart….all she’s missing a couple black babies with different daddies…but I think we can safely say the ghetto stripper trash with multiple babies in a broken home….probably has more morals and values than this Ashley Greene garbage….but here she is anyway cuz you idiots are sold on her….and can jerk off to her bra back…cuz you idiots are pathetic…


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2012

23

Aug

Barbara Palvin in her Bra for Terry Richardson of the DAy


Barbara Palvin is some 12 year old model who I assume is 18 by now, but who might as well be 12, because I’m old as fuck and so are you, and jerking off to a barely legal is some creepy shit that we all have to undertake cuz it is in our genetic code to want the youngest, hottest, most fertile, fittest, bustiest girl….cuz back when we were cave men…there was no age of consent, we just took what we wanted….just another example of how society is breaking us down with our own man made rules…

That said, Barbara Palvin is an immigrant, is a teen, is spectacular….but the reason she’s top of her game just doesn’t make sense to me, cuz at 18 I wasn’t working for huge corporations….and I was living in America…so for some immigrant to make it this far at this tender age…I can only assume questionable behavior was involved and that makes her all the more erotic.

here she is in a bra – making moves…


HERE IS A SEXY VIDEO OF HER FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET BEING SEXY
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2012

23

Aug

Orlanda Bloom Shoots Miranda Kerr for T Magazine of the Day

I prefer when my husband shot pics of wives involve horribly sleazy things…like spread vagina….cum covered faces, asses or tits…..bitch locked up in a cage….or getting violated by a big black cock…you know the kind of shit that makes life and marriage fun or spicy….this is all too hipster and boring for me…but Miranda Kerr is awesome…even when married with kids…

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2012

23

Aug

Candice Swanepoel for Some Brian Atwood Campaign of the Day

I am doing a bad job of playing it cool with Candice Swanepoel, cuz if you actually read this site you will know that earlier today, I decided that I wasn’t going to make this an unofficial fan site for the bitch, even though I’d like it to be, cuz she’s perfect…because that would be weird and ruin all chances of ever tricking her into having sex with me, cuz my kind of fan behavior, is often criminal….sure, I like to think of it as passion, because when you find a special sex kitten you want to pet all day…you give it your all…but the law is less accepting of those things….

The good news is that I can always masturbate to her pics…and so can you…Here she is being the best damn model around for some campaign I like….

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