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2012

17

Aug

McKayla Maroney Weird as Fuck Possible Nipple Slip on Letterman of the Day

Teen gymnast McKayla Maroney was on Letterman and some weird light flare that could have been a weird breast or weird nipple cuz she’s 12 years old, underdeveloped at least horomonally, thanks to the Olympic gymnast diet, supplement and program she’s likely been part of since she was 2, you know crafted into this flipping machine like this was a communist sports program in the 80s, bred to be a beast…..and that you are hoping was a nipple…cuz you are sick and like this young shit….but that I am thinking is in no way nipple….cuz how would they let that get on TV?! Are CBS kiddie pornographers? If so, they should be charged for it like they were the local priest/schoolbus driver / daycare worker/ sicko that they clearly are….but that their high powered lawyers would get them off…

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2012

17

Aug

Jessica Alba in a Kids Pool in an Actual Pool in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba has blocked me on twitter becasue she didn’t like my love letters I’d send her every hour on the hour….discussing the way I would treat her half mexican baby making ass like it was a dog I rescued from a backyard breeder….so I don’t know when this crafty bikini pic was taken all I know is that she’s showing off her cunt privileged life of being so rich and fortunate that she can swim in a pool within a pool, while the average american only gets to swim in sewer drainage ditches after a rainstorm….Oh how good it is to be hollywood…

I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini and that’s the only way I like girls.

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2012

17

Aug

Jessica Gomes Half Naked in Store Windows of the Day

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Jessica Gomes is some bikini model who was involved in the evolution or revolution in in-store merchandising…the live mannequin…so that weirdos like me can actually get off feeling the fabrics of the clothing against her ass and tits and not look like a creep who has watched and jerked off to the movie Mannequin too many times….you know all lonely, horny and into plaster titties with no nipples, cuz they are better than no titties….kinda thing….but instead real flesh….that can’t say no…cuz they are being paid to be on display and the whole thing is fascinating and amazing…

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2012

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian Retouched in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted these pictures of her Hawaiian trip to twitter and they make me laugh because unlike your bikini pics you put up to your twitter while your traveling to beach destinations….hers are fully fucking photoshopped…like this was a fucking photoshoot…cuz she is a brand that needs to protect her brand…and that can’t let the lie out that she’s a disgusting monster of a person 50 lbs overweight….cuz that will ruin the curtain she’s got pulled over the world’s eyes….but I see the truth and I will continue to try to spread my message to fight evil like this from polluting our minds any more than they already have…..

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

17

Aug

Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend Groupie Aspiring Model Megan Rosee in a Bikini of the Day

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Megan Rossee is strategic…last week she was outted as Michael Phelps’ girlfriend….and this week she’s decided to call herself an aspiring model, and hit the beach in her bikini as hard as she can, because that’s what you do when you’ve groupied out properly and have a dream of being famous, it’s strategy….

I’ve OUTTED ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS FROM MONTREAL in the past, cuz I find it funny that I am the Michael Phelps unofficial groupie tracker, but not as funny as it is that he has groupies….sure he’s a millionaire with 0 percent body fat….an American hero all hip hopped out…but homie looks like a fucking clown…and this bitch is hot as shit….confusing me….until reminding me that all girls are whores….in it for the dollars and cents motherfucker….

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2012

17

Aug

Stella Hudgens Teen Tits in a Corset of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the Hudgens lost in the shadow of her Disney performing sister’s bush she put out on the internet when trying to rebrand and break free from the Disney stigma, before thinking she should probably shave, unless her troll ass did shave earlier that day, but in being a troll, shit grows back thick as fuck an hour later, and who really cares, cuz there’s a new generaton of Hudgens, ready to slut out harder and better to make a name for herself, because no one likes being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens…..especially not her teen sister…and that’s why she’s posting these awesome pics to twitter…getting famous bro….

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2012

17

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski Amazing Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is a hotty. I HAVE POSTED HER NUDE PICS BEFORE CUZ I LOVE HER

I followed her on instagram…only to be ignored by her on instagram….

I would write her love letters on instagram about holding hands while looking into each other’s eye, singing each other love songs, crying because she was crying, dreaming about her, and all the other silly things I say that most girls respond to cuz I like making them feel like disney movies….before being deleted by instagram…

She’s amazing….at least from this angle…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2012

17

Aug

Kelly Kelly Behind the Scenes Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Kelly Kelly is a wrestler who is hired to make wrestling, one of the most homo things to watch on TV, far less homo, cuz lets face it, if you throw a bitch like this into the wring, half naked and grinding, it makes homophobic rednecks who watch the shit happy, cuz it allows them to justify the boners they got watching the man on man wrestling before her match…you see cuz there is nothing straight about watching dudes play fight….it’s some fetish shit that I think they have event from at every gay pride in the world….I mean until throwing a bitch like this in the mix….it straightens it out…in theory….

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2012

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian Playboy Outtakes from 2007 of the Day

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Kim Kardashian gets that TITS GET HITS and that is why she, or her staff POSTED THESE ON HER BLOG SHE DOESN’T WRITE ….they are from 2007 and she was slimmer than she is now, but still fat as fuck, cuz that’s kinda her thing….and the reason black guys love her enough to film sex tapes with her to propel her career like she was Paris Hilton only to be forgotten as a pornstar and embraced as the devil reality TV star….evil….especially if you try to stare into here belly button too long…all saggy, over-sized and hanging over her outfit she’s probably aggressively taped into….that shit can’t be human…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

17

Aug

Nina Dobrev and Friends in Bikinis of the DAy

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Nina Dobrevis some Canadian actress who I never met despite having met every single girl in Canada, since our ice villages are small and we’re only a short ski, snow shoe, or dog sled apart….but maybe that’s cuz she got on TV pretty soon after moving here from Bulgaria…before getting on American TV where men everywhere masturbated to her….something I think will be challenging in this twitter pic, only cuz you can only see bikini tops, but I wouldn’t put anything past you, or your perversion, especially when it involves girls from Vampire themed shows…virgin losers love that shit.

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