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2022

09

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know whether weed was sent her from god for all you motherfuckers to have all you need from one miracle plant, but it definitely seems that way.

That shit would destroy big pharma, or at least curb the opiate crisis and anti-depressant dependency if more people committed to the cause….it apparently fights cancer and reduces tumors and has a bunch of industrial applications, so OBVIOUSLY they made it illegal, the people at the top like to stay at the top and the idea you can grow something in the backyard to take money out of their pockets is a crazy one…

Weed has been a victim of bad marketing, bad reputation,, shit talking, even by the people who close-case smoke it, but these girls are out here DEFYING all that….fighting for the legalization like they have here in Canada, even though it’s probably still regulated and making the same people who hated it, or fought it rich, but who cares, you can just get stoned and not worry about all the bullshit out there you have NO control over because the SYSTEM is rigged and we are the slaves, NOT free, being whipped and oppressed, kept down….but nothing getting HIGH won’t improve while we wait out dying…

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2022

09

Nov

Hooters Reveal and Other TikThots of the Day

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Weird Prank…

Fitness Body

Doing Gymnastics

Stretching

Dumb Bikini Dance

Beach Plank

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Retard Dance

Shuffle Dancing

Bikini Waterpark Girl

Fitness Weirdness

Dumb Dancing

Martial Arts Girl

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2022

09

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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FATTY FATTY 2 x 4….

When can we start making fun of fat chicks, shaming them into working out, locking them up for trying to normalize fatness as a sexy thing, so that the girls of the world fall into their fat trap, since fat is easy, especially in a lazy and decadent society, but fat kills, making them enablers…

I have a no fat chicks allowed policy, but occasionally you gotta throw the flour to find the wet spot, which happens here on Wednesdays, so that I can pretend I do it for diversity….

Since pandering to diversity is a racist, stereotypical, terrible thing, but all the brands do it, so WHY CAN’T I….

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

09

Nov

Rihanna’s Bare Ass in Lingerie Shoot for her Billion Dollar Brand of the Day

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When your direct to consumer brand pops off because the internet are pay pigs who buy anything they are told to like mindless retard sheep….you show your thick, bare, new mom ass in the marketing materials, to generate more hype, because never enough billions of dollars for a greedy fucking pg.

Plus she’s done far worse for money, career and the billion dollars, you mean just showing her ass is the phase she’s at, not inserting dead babies in her ass for rich guys who jerk off to that kind of thing. A win.

Anyway, they released her bootleg Victoria’s Secret fashion show for her brand that I have a feeling is owned by Victoria’s Secret at least on a Low Key level because they owned all the lingerie factories in China and Rihanna was basically Human trafficked into America at 14 to become a pop star, funded by rich guys who did all the paper work to get her in legally and to create the popstar from nothing, all because her low income parents signed off on it…WEIRD ORIGIN STORY….

But yeah, now the barely talented but still a superstar is running her own Victoria’s Secret level brand because when you put your mind to it, you can be anything, that’s the storyline they probably tell you, but they like to leave out, the “when you sell your soul” part.

So if you’re interested in seeing low quality, badly lit, barely interesting, potentially satanic lingerie fashion shows using nasty ass women, set to shitty music, looking like an amateur horror movie you make for youtube in hopes Spielberg finds you…..with fat dudes in lingerie twerking and Johnny Depp celebrating the ceremonial trial that allowed him to rejoin society…..amputees and whining about bullshit….ALL trashy and low frequency….bringing down a society….and I blame social media…you can head over to Amazon….

The system is rigged motherfuckers…it is all brainwashing….pandering to just a bunch of mindless motherfuckers and reshaping society to be a pile of pure shit….

Here’s a glimpse of the vibe with Anitta, the Brazilian with a fake ass in a thong performing, so imagine this scene for an hour with various levels of retards and maybe 1 or 2 models…..

Cara Delevigne Brought her Boxy Body there too….

Now give the whore another billion dollars….

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2022

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t get sucked into either of the two retard timeline and realize you’re a slave, a slave who needs nothing but a POWERBALL win to pull yourself out of slavery, before spending it all in an epic decade of retardedness, before killing yourself or crawling back to your job at McDonalds….a broken man with a lot of stories to tell.

Everyone is looking at the same issues from different perspectives and there are more than two sides of the story…no one is going to save you under this system so stop being a henchman for anything or anyone but the fucking truth….or GOD.

We need to focus on tits and other funny thing….like Weinstein’s dick..

In case you didn’t hear, the funniest thing about the Weinstein casting couch in the hotel room that all these bitches who didn’t get the part are now complaining about….is that his gangrenous dick has been described as being cut off and sewed back on, his balls were apparently relocated to his inner thigh because I guess his dick was really that broken from being a dirty fucking pig….and these women STILL fucked him anyway.

We call that the laws of attraction….a MUTATED dick won’t stop a bitch with a dream from doing whatever her pussy can to get the part….to get the lifestyle,….to be part of the culture….

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2022

08

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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The slogan or catch phrase for tiny Tit Tuesday is that tiny tits are titties too because tiny Tit lives matter, since they are still tits!! LOGIC.

They just come in a more manageable and compact package, like the girl I just walked by who was pushing 5 foot tall, but not in a midget way, rather a real woman with proportionately long legs, despite being near midget height way. Her 6 foot 5 boyfriend who clearly appreciated how big his dick would look against her small frame clearly understood the compact packages on a woman aren’t a bad thing.

So tiny tits, less sloppy, more perky, still tits, but I have always liked emaciated women who don’t have any body fat…..so maybe I am biased.

So long as the tiny tits aren’t on fat chicks, then the Tiny Tits are to be celebrated.

So tiny tits out there must be told, so tell the tiny tits you meet or know, that jacking their tiny tits up with implants, is the wrong way to treat tiny tits, be more respectable freaks….but convince them that you cumming on the tiny Tit so it knows you appreciate it and that it is appreciated is the right way to treat tiny tits, even though that’s probably less respectable when you factor in how vile a person you are!

HERE ARE SOME TINY TITS!

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2022

08

Nov

Avril Lavigne is Racy in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I like the theme that celebrities that we know are not actually humans but rather clones that they swap out when the clones develop consciousness or start acting out of line….

With Avril Lavigne, the conspiracy is that the original Avril was replaced with someone named Melissa, because the original Avril died….

If you think about how dumb people are, then it’s pretty fucking obvious that the power of suggestion would work….I mean if you’re not thinking that they killed off the original and swapped her out for someone who is more obedient, then you’d just assume the new Avril was the Old Avril, since you aren’d doing aggressive comparisons…and you don’t give a fuck to bother doing comparisons…so you just accept Melissa the hired actor as Avril and go on with your life…while they go on EARNING money off them.

Now, I don’t know if Avril is just an organically viral starlet from a pre internet era, or a product of puppet mastery with handlers, but the fact she married Nickelback and is now with Bella Thorne’s handler Modsun, who came out of nowhere but has his fists in all these bitches, makes me think she is.

You see I’ve been to the town Avril is from and there’s no way anyone is getting famous out of there….maybe at the local diner or gas station but beyond that….doubtful.

So another puppet, now in her 40s, in this shoot wearing fisthnets, shorts, fuck me boots, with her tits out and the whole thing is pretty weird….a little complicated skater boy….isn’t it.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2022

08

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants aren’t quite as exciting as short skirts because they are more suffocating, choking out the Pussy in an aggressive way, putting the Pussy in bondage, under the tight grip of the tight pant, instead of letting the pussy air out, letting the pussy be accessible to a friendly strangers touch, but tight pants in this era are skin tight, like a morph suit or body condom, just like seeing a bitch naked without her being naked, and really a better version that her naked because you don’t see no no pock marks or cellulite being broadcast, plus it’s out in public and on girls you generally would never see naked, like today at the grocery store this late 30 year old mom was in the tightest leggings, not even that fitness fabric hold it in leggings, more like knitted tights you’d see on a granny under her skirt, and her ass, with panty line, was magical becasue she wasn’t fat, all squeezing her lemons or whatever fucking produce she was sizing up for what I assume was fucking, because a girl out exposed on that level, has got to be a girl into fucking produce……

What I am saying is tight pants for most chicks is a good thing for them and thus a good thing for us because we get to watch how they unfold….

So today we celebrate tight pants like it is its birthday

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

08

Nov

Jordyn Jones Booty Progress Pics of the Day

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I don’t really give a fuck about Jordyn Jones, the white trash sold to the industry, who generated millions of fans from being on a child dancing show you never heard of, unless you’re a creep, which you are, but you still probably never heard of it….yet here he is will millions of followers…

How does a white trash kid sold to the industry generate that kind of following, I am not really that sure, maybe she went viral, or maybe they wanted her to go viral and forced her on us….

Either way, along with her huge audience that you’d assume brands would be all into, paying her 100s of thousands per post, she sells nudes, because it’s either more lucrative, pushing the agenda her handlers want her to push on other girls, or just something she likes doing because being jerked off to on your own terms is fun, being jerked off to at the grocery store or gym is not…

Well, I saved these pics assuming they were new, you know it’s a booty on Saturday November 5 and a booty on Monday November 7 comparison to show off the gains…

But I am a bit of an idiot…and only noticed that the year is 2021 and it is 2022, so either girl’s phone is a year behind, or girl’s posting old pics as new pics, or girl is saying “this was my fit dance ass last year”, or she’s on a totally different timeline and doesn’t realize she’s posting to those of us in 2022….

It’s a dance ass in the gym, which I guess is her hook, so here it is anyway, even if it looked fatter on the 5th than on the 7th, it was a year ago, so it really doesn’t matter…..

I’m ok with archive pics, archive nudes, I don’t need today’s date on shit, and really, Jordyn Jones was probably hotter last year, especially with her inbred face cropped out….but I did think it was from yesterday….so that’s disappointing for those of you looking for brand new Jordyn Jones ass selfies…