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2012

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went to a party filled with ratty 18 year old girls….and their half nakedness gave me a boner…but then again it coulda been the viagra I took before going out…cuz I love pressing boners into legs of unsuspecting drunk girls….It is kinda my thing.

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Jackie Chan is Awesome of the Day – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders from Each Sport
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People of Walmart – Horny People Edition
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Anything You Can Do, This Dog Can Do Better – VIDEO
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Colonel Sanders aka John Goodman Supports Gay Marriage – VIDEO
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10 Hilarious Moments From Jeff Koons’ Appearance On The Colbert Report
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Get Off (NSFW)
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How About some Triplet Sluts? (NSFW)
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Jesus Christ They Made Another Paranormal Activity Movie? WTF? – VIDEO
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Get a Load Of Rosalee (NSFW)
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2012

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day


Sometimes I really have nothing to say…other than I hate you for making me look bad in front of my girls I am trying to trick into having sex with me…

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Cue LeAnn Rimes Having Sex In Bathrooms Now
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Macaulay Culkin Is Hooked On Heroin, You would be too if you were him….
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Amazing Stripper Pole Fail
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Penelope Cruz Behind the Scenes Photoshoot
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10 Hot Pics of Hannah Davis – Derek Jeter’s New Herpes Girl
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50 Movie Remakes That Don’t Suck
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Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Leggings
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Whitney Rose Gets Nasty by the Beach (NSFW)
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Gotta Love One Super Sexy Cop (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Leryn Franco
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Muscled Wife Does Something Weird With Her Tits (NSFW)
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Karl Lagerfeld is a Fucking Asshole and I Love It
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Derek Jeter’s Girlfriend: 10 Pictures of Possible New Squeeze Hannah Davis
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More of Lucy Pinder and Friends in Bikinis (SITE NSFW)
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Bar Refaeli in a Lace Bodysuit
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Officer Lard Ass is On Duty (SITE NSFW)
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Bradley Cooper is Acting Like a Retard. No Really
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Leona Lewis Sporting Some Serious Pokie Action
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Marvel Wants to Take Over Your TV
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Playboy Lands First Indian Actress Sherlyn Chopra: 20 Other Stars Who’ve Graced Magazine’s Cover (PHOTOS)
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Tara Reid’s Legs Are Out Looking Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Julia Crown Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Melting Glacier Tsunami! Whoa! – VIDEO
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For The Pervs: Liliana Fernandez Steiner’s Olympic Beach Volleyball Rump Shaker Is Kinda Supple! [Video]
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Here’s an Emo Slut You May Be Interested In
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Young Charming Brunette Posing – NSFW
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Meet The Winner Of Portland’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest
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Candice Swanepoel & Bregje Heinen Launch “Body by Victoria”
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Naked News is My Kinda News (NSFW)
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Emily VanCamp is Sexy in a Red Dress
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Some Awesome Dog Tricks
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Dennis Rodman’s Releasing a Kids Book
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I Should Stick My Cock Up This Ass
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Only Good Girls Flash Their Panties. Dakota Fanning Is A Good Girl
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Robert Pattinson Just Grew A VAGINA
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Topless Miley In A Bathtub
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Some Handicapped Guy Fails at Sliding
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Playboy Chick Anna Sophie Berglund Bikini at an Event
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Brooke Vincent Bikini
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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini
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Michelle Keegan Short Dress
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Candice Swanepoel and Bregje at the VS Launch
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Elisha Cuthbert Thick Legs
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Sophia Bush in Shorts
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Tamara Eccelestone Bikini Pics
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Foot Fetish!
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The Best Party I Have Never Been Invited To
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Lots of Random Porn
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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2012

01

Aug

Emma Watson Tanning in Panties of the Day

Emma Watson was seen sun tanning in her panties….unfortunately her panties were the kind of panties you wouldn’t even call panties…they are in fact straight up underwear that you’d expect a bitch to wear on her fucking period…which keeps in line with Emma Watson’s sex appeal….you know that is pretty much non existent…cuz she only appeals to fucking fan boys and peds who have been jerking off to her for years…you know since she was 12….cuz Harry Potter fans aren’t the most normal of people….

Who cares.. someone got the pics….in what looks like a peeping tom criminal way….

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2012

01

Aug

Dakota Fanning Upskirt on Set of the Day

Dakota Fanning flashed her panties on set….and the whole thing was a fail because of the whole panties part of the story….I figure if you’re gonna have an upskirt, flash your meaty fucking cunt…and ideally spread your legs so that I can see your fucking uterus, otherwise you’re just a bitch who treats underwar like it is a bikini, only you still insist on wearing fucking clothes over the shit like it is sacred and private….but then go ahead and do this and say “whatever it is just my panties, that’s like being in a bathing suit”…what I am getting at is that if there is no shame or embarassment in a panty upskirt…than it is not a panty upskirt….it is just a girl who doesn’t care if the world sees her panties…cuz they are no big deal…and that is bot horrible and lovely….

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2012

01

Aug

Coco Tweets Her Wet T-Shirt of the Day

Coco is disgusting….but in her defense…I like bitches who aren’t disgusting, fat, slobby, dumpy, ex hooker looking trash that seems to have landed a john to finance her life and allow her to continue her whoring at a bigger and broader scale…living out a whore dream….when she should be living out a fucking aerobic routine to scale her shit back….even if thickness is what she aspires cuz along the way…guys made her think that all guys like a fat bitch…without realizing not everyone is of african decent and fat doesn’t trigger some genetic code that tells our dicks “she can breast feed a baby through famine and drought”…..some of us are cushy, spoiled, North American who like our bitches to have toned stomachs and chicken legs….

But then again….she does post wet t-shirt pics on the internet so she can’t be so bad….

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2012

01

Aug

Amy Childs In a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

I always forget who Amy Childs is…I just know she’s British and assume related to Julia Childs…because the name Childs brings back horrible repressed memories when I was forced to watch that bitch growing up by my abusive foster mother….and she that bitch gave me nightmares with her weird voice and obscure gender I couldn’t understand even at a young age….but that’s not the point….

The point is that this 22 year old looks like a 40 year old soccer mom from a rich part of town with fake lips, tits, and a tight body post babies with a rich guy, cuz she spends everyday fucking her trainer and eating lettucee cuz deep down inside she has everything…but feels like she has nothing….

And she’s wearing a bikini….

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2012

01

Aug

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit in her Bikini for OK MAgazine of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian still hasn’t been assassinated…and not just cuz the word ass comes up twice in that word…but cuz she represents all that is wrong in society.

I mean the only really blowing up and or cutting that has happened to her is in post production editing on every picture of her…when really she should be drowned to rid the world of evil….

I have never seen her in person, but I can just tell that I am pretty sure she doesn’t look like this…in fact I am pretty sure she is really fucking fat…she just manages to keep a flat stomach and more importantly push that fat in a variety of directions through straps and harnesses to make her laziness flatterine to more than just the black man…

I know she’s pretty much fallen off the map…but I saw these pics and they looked so fake….that I had to post them….

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2012

01

Aug

Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I have no idea who Monika Pietrasinska…I googled this bitch and found nothing…I just know that these weird topless pics of her modeling lingerie for one of those really classy lingerie companies you would assume low level pornstars buy because it is affordable and the perfect level of trashy to maintain their whore image….

Based on her last name, I have to assume she’s Eastern European…based on her fake tits, I am going to assume she is in the sex trade, whether high class escorting or stripping…based on this post….I think I may want to date her and live out a Disney caliber love story with her…via my penis.

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2012

01

Aug

Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s another lingerie campaign for the always creative, innovative, leaders at Victoria’s Secret….this is in no way lazy, repetitive, like every other shoot they have done the last 2 decades, because they figure they make billions, hot girls half naked is never boring, and overall…shit just works…and unfortunately…they are right…we are weak…and girls like Candice Swanepoel are worth jerking off to, even if they are in snowsuits on a webcam from the 90s, amazing in all weather conditions……I think they should step up there getting these bitches naked game…cuz they hold all the power…but they are the billionaires in this relationship…my opinion doesn’t matter…and I’ll steal their pics of half naked girls any fucking time…even if it’s been done and is played out….it is never really played out…

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2012

01

Aug

Bar Refaeli in a Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted a picture of herself in some kind of lace body suit that celebrates her thickness….I wouldn’t know why because like most Jewish people she hates me for not being Jewish…but more importantly she hates me for saying that if it wasn’t for the Holocaust, the establishment of Israel would have never happened, and thus her grandparents from different parts of the world would never have come together and make her in all her exotic glory….

The truth is I don’t find her all that hot anymore….not even when virtually showing off her body, and for some reason I get why she’s fucking Shaun White….and that is partially cuz he’s rich and rich guys get whatever they want…but also cuz she knows she’s not as hot as everyone thinks she is….but that’s probably not true…you see cuz I made it up….but Shaun White fucking this…even if on a pile of money…and we know how much she likes money….no racist….confuses me.

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