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2012

09

Aug

Deepika Padukone in Latex for GQ India of the Day

This is my attempt to lure all one billion Indian people into my trap….I need India as my fan…I need to be hired to make public appearances in their markets…I need my own TV show on India TV…..Using pics of their celebrities in latex who I have never heard of named Deepika….who I’d probably like to get Deepika inside if I had a penis capable of going deep….especially in her latex….especially if it helped me get in with her people…..

Jessica Biel was Wet for GQ India…I am pretty sure this are some seriously bootleg, dated, GQ shots of Jessica Biel from 1998, that they just allow their franchise over in India have access to their old database…but she looks good…

Posted in:Deepika Padukone|Jessica Biel

2012

09

Aug

Kristen Bell Bikini for Esquire of the Day

Krisen Bell is old, overrated, boring, played out, not the girl I like to have as the hot main character of any movie I’ve seen her in….but the girl I’d like to replace with a hot younger girl with bigger tits to be the main character of movies I’ve seen her in….As far as I’m concerned, she’s just low level, but managed to get a few good hits, even though all her movie roles should be the straight to DVD kind, cuz she’s that kind of girl…even her bikini pics in Esquire are uneventful, even boring…I guess when you’re a teen dream, but pushing 35….shit becomes more of a nightmare….

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2012

09

Aug

Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip for some Photoshoot of the Day


Joanna Krupa is the kind of girl who did Dancing with the Stars before being a star. You know a girl on a mission to milk her escaping communism by getting some implants, and doing some really low level marketing campaigns, that made her a household name to the very active Maxim subscriber….while the average guy didn’t give a fuck about her….other than appreciating the fact that she had a hot body…if faced with a picture of her…you know what I mean, hot pussy, not very memorable…

Well I guess she is at a crossroad in her caree, where she has to figure out how to make noise, now that her one bottom feeding stunt, Dancing with the Stars is over….I am sure her fingers are crossed that they do a reunion special, or a greatest hits and she makes the cut, cuz after that kind of play, it is all downhill from there….Never was, never will be, just getting older and haggered….let’s show some tit and get talked about…works for me.

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW

2012

09

Aug

Jennifer Lawrence Big Cameltoe of the Day


I assume Jennifer Lawrence has a serious nerd following thanks to her recent nerd movie she signed up for that I can only assume some nerds have masturbated to robots they have made in their basements that are in her image….making these pics of some pant jacked up her cunt some serious exciting progress in her sell-out, twilight approach to making money and establishing a career, despite being Oscar nominated and average looking at best, cuz blockbuster shit, mean hits and hits mean she’s got work the next few years without having to release a sex tape….too bad….but at least she’s giving us some pussy definition in her pants…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2012

09

Aug

Sofia Vergara Tits for Allure September of the Day


Sofia Vergara has got some pretty ridiculous tits….her whole story bores me because I know it is a marketing lie…and I am convinced that her accent is just played up bullshit that is Hollywood’s way of pretending that they are giving a minority a chance, when really they are just an old boys club who give no one a chance…but then again, she could just be some rich Colombian with a dream and a violent coke cartel army behind her that broke legs to make this whole fame thing happen….but I’m not convinced there was any real struggle in her life and I guess none of that matters…cuz she’s here, she’s old, but busty and sometimes tits are all it takes to ignore conspiracy…..

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

09

Aug

Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer Inside Fitness Magazine of the Day

These girls might be strippers who were given a chance….and UFC may have taken off harder than expected…but they are also pretty fucking fit…and I generally like girls who are fit…as long as they are not overly fit and their clit’s don’t start growing into dicks…you know the kind of fit that is low body fat but more importantly that makes a bitch lose her period making her hardly a bitch…even though fucking girls who can’t get their period and the whole no pregnancy thing is a hot concept and the reason I got for HPV ridden, hysterectomy girls, cuz that way you can’t really get trapped…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer

2012

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am exhausted from all the sexting…..it is like every night is a series of me getting drunk and social networking girls to send me nudes, despite being anti-social…when really I should be sticking my dick in these whores…but I’m too lazy to meet them…the whole thing drains me and reminds me that the internet is the fucking devil…technology is going to ruin us….and I’m gonna ideally be an evil billionaire from it…..

In the meantime, here are some links…

Meanwhile on the Roads in Russia – VIDEO
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Pics of Very Drunk Version of Olympic Belgian Cyclist Gijs Van Hoecke
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Joan Rivers Versus Costco – VIDEO
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Pogo Fun in Hong Kong
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Who’s Hotter? The Women In Original Movies vs. The Women In Their Remakes
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Sexy (NSFW)
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Top 10 porn fails compiled into 1 hilarious video (NSFW)
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Nic Cage and Mickey Mouse Read ’50 Shades of Grey’ in Bed – VIDEO
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Kristee is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

09

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Ass for Twitter of the Day


Sophie Turner is my kind of Lawyer…you know the kind who wishes she was a bikini model so badly that instead of practicing law, she runs around taking pics of herself in bikinis, hoping that one may stick, and that the low level, bottom feeding fame she has, will pay off for her and will make her the next big thing, without realizing she’s pushing 30 and the more lucrative option is to practice law and be the hot lawyer rich guys want to fuck while going through their divorces…leading to all kind of gold digging opportunities…far better than posting shitty pics for losers who follow her on twitter to jerk off to….I hate seeing misguided pussy that fixates on trying to be the next hot thing, instead of using their brains…no wait…I hate seeing hot pussy use thier brains….keep the half naked coming bitch.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2012

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the better part of the day – checking out girls and falling in love….with both theme and their shorts in a way that I want to make Disney worthy love stories with and I have come to the conclusion that I want to be re-incarnated as a bike seat….

Here are some stepLINKS while I cry myself to sleep at the porn theater….

Rihanna Does Cleavage
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Natalie Portman’s Topless
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Willa Ford Gets a Divorce
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One Arm MMA Fighter
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Katy Perry In A See Through Top
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When an ANTI Gay Protest Goes RIGHT
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This Kid Wants Cash and to Be Honest, I Don’t Blame Him (VIDEO)
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D.C. Man Receives Massive Gun After Ordering TV on Amazon
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Monica Cruz’s Agent Provocateur Lingerie Pictures
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Amy Childs is Not New Here but Should Come Around More Often
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Ièd Like to Be All Over Casey (NSFW)
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Briana Banks is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Brigitte Nielsen Wants Her Fans To Know That Even Though She Was Passed Out Drunk in a Park, She’s Totally Fine
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Free Cam Shows Are a Little Slice of Heaven (NSFW)
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Olympic Track Stars Hurdle Boobs and Pole Vault Over Butts
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Amateur Shows Off Her Titties (NSFW)
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Guess What Usain Bolt Ate Before Winning the 100 Meter
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Bar Refaeli in a Lace Bodysuit…WOW (SITE NSFW)
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They Call This The Brown Sugar Bus (NSFW)
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Penny Lancaster’s Pokies and an Itchy Crotch (NSFW)
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Natalie Portman is Dull
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Alright, I Admit It, The Cast off Jersey Shore Has Amused Me (VIDEO)
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Victoria Silvstedt Shows Us How She Makes A Living (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence Tight Body
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Drunk Woman Stops Traffic (VIDEO)
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Pure Comedy: Funny Man Aziz Ansari Puts A Hilarious Twist On Your Favorite Rappers Album Covers! [Pics]
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She’s Showing Off Her Tits (NSFW)
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Mandy and Sara Get It On (NSFW)
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Studio 211: Stunning Hot Babes! Photography! (NSFW)S
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Joanna Krupa & Her Sister Marta Hit The Beach For A Staged Shoot! OW!
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Sexy Tight Bodied Gal Gets Nude
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Maria Menounos Tight Body
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Jennifer Lawrence Shows Off Camel Toe In Spandex
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Randy Travis DUI is AMazing
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Little Kid Dive Fail
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Lindsay Lohan All New Upskirt
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Some Hot Olympians
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Rita Ora for Complex
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Mylene Klass in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence – Boring
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Maria Menounos Tight Dress
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Some Chick Named Chelsee Healy in Some Offensive Shorts
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Brigitte Neilsen Wasted
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Vanessa Hudgens in Some LIttle Shorts
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Lana Del Rey Legs
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Annalynne McCord Tight Pants
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Boyfriend
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Jordan Carver Bikini Top on Set
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Lesbian Teen Body Art
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Random Porn Videos
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If you haven’t watched this Cam Girl – You Haven’t Lived
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Some Bitch Caught in the Changing Room
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR FREE – CUZ THEY ARE SLUTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

08

Aug

Megan Fox in her Underwear for a Movie Trailer of the Day

Thanks to modern technology – there is always going to be access to a half naked Megan Fox before she was pregnant….and thank to post partum and a hatred for the baby who ruined your career and the man who polluted you with the baby that ruined your career through brain washing and guilt tripping, coupled with a need to make money, cuz the guy you let pollute you with a baby is not really a money maker, and 90210 money from the 90s can’t last forever….along with the fact that there are countless…millions even…hot girls who are more appealing than Alba who are fighting for the same gigs…and who are willing to get naked for those roles….I can assume she’ll be naked in movies before she dies…and it may be something to look forward to, depending on how she bounces back….

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