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2012

13

Jul

Mila Kunis Sucks as the Face of Miss Dior of the Day

Mila Kunis was cast as the face of Miss Dior in their new campaign, and shit was as boring as you’d fucking expect a cash grab like this to be. You know when you are the mose overrated girl in Hollywood, who has fucked some of the worst men in Hollywood, at the top of her fucking career, she doesn’t even have to fucking try anymore….at least that’s what I assume is going on here cuz this campaign needs a little less face – a lot more body….ideally half naked….I can’t believe I fell into the marketing trap that was Mila Kunis, thanks to an awesome PR Team the last few years…..where I went along with the “she’s the hottest bitch around”…contributing to her not feeling inclined to get naked in movies or in fashion campaigns…because she doesn’t have to….and I’ve failed as an objective critic….and here is her shitty campaign that is more a campaign designed to make you hate her with me….

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

13

Jul

Rihanna in Some Bikini Botoms Riding High of the Day

Rihanna’s grandmother died a few weeks ago and no one cared because people who sell their souls to the fucking devil deserve far worse than just having their old grannies die long after her time here was done…..

So Rihanna, being the good, rich starlet who doesn’t deserve to be a star, did the right thing and made her way back home for a little tubing behind a boat action, cuz when you’re in the Caribbean, you gotta live like you’re not from the Caribbean, but as a fat, white, rich family would live, cuz that’s when you know you’ve made it in life, even in these sad times you’re too busy worrying about yourself in, you fucking pig of a human…


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2012

13

Jul

Kim Kardashian Reunited With Her Father of the Day


Everyone makes a big deal about Kim Kardashian’s Armenian father and his death, especially Kim Kardashian, because a girl losing her father is such a tragic thing that leads to vapid, souless daddy issues.

Maybe people care because he would be so disappointed with the fact that she grew up to be a little whore using her inheritance she got becasue of his hard work. Or maybe because whores in orthodox Armenian homes are frowned upon, or maybe

But by the looks of these pics she posted to twitter, he’s still alive and kicking…..her stage dad, the Lawyer, was just AN ARMENIAN HORSE BREEDER WHO WENT TOO FAR ….I mean it would explain her body hair, her size, her ass, and her love for huge black horse cock….

This joke, was a fail.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

13

Jul

Sherlyn Chopra Tweets her Playboy Nude Shoot of the Day

While I was sleeping in, Indian “Model, Singer and Actress” Sherlyn Chopra, who used to be called Mona Chopra, and who I can only assume has a lot of fucking fans, cuz India’s got a billion people annd a good percentage of them must be into their hot local pussy….provided they can afford computers, I saw Slumdog Millionaire, I know how it works…but not well enough to get them to all worship me, cuz being coveted in India would lead to a lot of palaces, pussy and good times…

But enough about me, this Sherlyn bitch, who was in a lot of b-grade Bollywood movies, which is a funny concept, cuz I have seen some A-List Bollywood movies and they look like they are shot on VHS…..so B-grade must be some webcam shit with sound badly synced….

Not that it mattrs, because at 28, she’s decided it is time to make it in America, the tried, tested and true PLAYBOY way….only she was clever enough to tweet some nude pics to generate some buzz.

Indian, smart in ore than just call centers, medicine, engineering and making food that makes me shit myself.

Posted in:NSFW|Sherlyn Chopra

2012

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fell in love at a bar last night with a bitch named short fucking shorts on long legs on prety much every single girl I watched walk up the stairs while I watched arroused from the bottom of the stairs cuz the vantage point was real fucking real….allowing me to imagine every vagina lip as it rubbed together with every step it too….but then it broke my heart.

Here are some morning links….

Kids That Play the Drums are Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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The Biggest Sports Celebration Fails
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Tom Cruise is Going to Sue the National Enquirer
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How To: Order Mcdonalds – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Women in Comic Books
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Free Cam Shows for Your Friday Morning (NSFW)
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Why Slut Puts On a Show (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sex House; It’s the Real World Only With Twice the STDs
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Let’s meet for a coffee so I can kidnap you and make you my wife is no a good pick-up line when seducing a whore who pretends she isn’t a whore on the internet….You gotta trick girls by keeping your lifelong passion fueled plans to yourself…You know play it cool, nice and trustworthy and surprise them wih he kidnapping…..kind thing…

Here are some links…


Nike Pulls Joe Paterno’s Name Off Day Care Center. Probably A Good Idea.
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Robert Blake Went Full on Crazy on the Piers Morgan Show – VIDEO
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Eva Longoria is Offensively Spic
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Lena Gercke Hot German Bikini Pics
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Cat Jumps Burning Building
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100 Hottestt Female Olympians Ever
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How to Order McDonalds
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Anna Paquin is Boring By the Pool
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Hot Kristina Liliana Chudinova
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Hottest Bitches at the ESPY Awards
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Some Crazy Bike Skill
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HEY LADIES: How About a Paint Roller Manicure? – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 25 Most Disgusting Things People Have Eaten On Television
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Lena Gercke Hot German Bikini Pictures
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Hot Teacher MILF shows us How to Dance Using a Stripper Pole (NSFW)
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Tera Patrick is Naked Ones Again (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Some Guy Live Blogged His Suicide in Bangkok, Jesus
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Mom Has to Use What She Can to Get Herself Off (NSFW)
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The 100 Hottest Female Olympians Ever
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Naked Golfing With Jessica Marie (NSFW)
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Lene Nystrom from Aqua Posing Nude (NSFW)
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TLC Now Has a Show Called STRANGE SEX – VIDEO
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Perfect Day For a Swim (NSFW)
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Since When is Kelly Brooke So Pale and Hefty? (SITE NSFW)
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Amber Heard is Still a Lesbian
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Gisele Bundchen Poses Topless For New Sexy ‘Paris Vogue’ Spread (PHOTOS) (Semi NSFW)
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Riley Jensen is the Stuff Dreams Are Of
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GALLERY: Drunk Sluts Get It On (NSFW
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New Evidence Released In Trayvon Martin Case Could Prove Zimmerman’s Attack Was Racially Motivated
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She’s Having Herself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Eufrat and Misa Are You Lesbian Fantasy of thhe Day (NSFW)
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Man Coats Woman In Steak Sauce Over Imaginary Porn (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is So Sexy It’s Just Out of Hand
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Her and Her Dildo Are Having Some Fun (NSFW)
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Ronda Rousey Will Kick Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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Someone Is Scripting Britney Spears’ Opinions for the X Factor
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
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Kristen Dunst Leaving Chanel
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Alice Goodwin Topless Zoo
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Saskia Howard-Clarke Lingerie
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Aubrey O’Day Thong Ass in a Bikini
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Some Bitch Named Jessica Wright Has Some Cleavage
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Some Bitch Named Rose Byrne in Flare
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Lea Michele is Disgusting
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Mia Maestro at Twilight Premiere
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Anne Hathaway’s Got Short Hair
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Amber Heard Cleavage in a Tube Top
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Julianne Hough Tight Clothes
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Willa Ford Hot in a Tight Dress
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Some Hot Bitch at the ESPYs
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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A Different Kind of Breakdown
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Come in Me
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Random Porn Vids
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Training Wife To Be a Good
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

12

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Instagram Her Titties of the Day


I couldn’t leave the site with a Kim Kardashian in her bikini pic. I may hate this shit and more importantly hate you, but not enough to do that to even my worst enemy, because you see, she’s the fucking devil, while Candice Swanepoel, is an angel, at least that’s what the marketing people at Victoria’s Secret who own her, want me to believe, they even use it as her twitter and instagram handle, that I am sure she doesn’t run, or check, but who instead has a team of people managing, cuz she’s too busy debunking the lies that are HIV…..or whatever it is that she does while sitting on all her money….

These are a couple pics she posted today from her shoot….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat in a Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

12

Jul

Kelly Brook’s Huge Tits of the Day

I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong….

She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat…..

But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do…

It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt.


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

12

Jul

Miley Cyrus in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what this Miley Cyrus shoot is from and I don’t even really care because it is boring, I don’t find it all that hot, I’d rather see her getting fucked or naked as she takes her career to the next level….but I bet this guy cares….I bet he knows exactly when it was shot, what she was wearing, what panties she had on that day, and whether or not she was on her period…and for some weird reason…that givs me hope…..

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