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2012

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat in a Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.

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2012

12

Jul

Kelly Brook’s Huge Tits of the Day

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I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong….

She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat…..

But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do…

It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt.

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2012

12

Jul

Miley Cyrus in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know what this Miley Cyrus shoot is from and I don’t even really care because it is boring, I don’t find it all that hot, I’d rather see her getting fucked or naked as she takes her career to the next level….but I bet this guy cares….I bet he knows exactly when it was shot, what she was wearing, what panties she had on that day, and whether or not she was on her period…and for some weird reason…that givs me hope…..

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2012

12

Jul

Jessica Miller Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Jessica Miller is some model who is showing her tits for fashion because that is what models do…especially when they are pushing 30 and from Las Vegas, well aware of what happens to the Showgirls who never showed their tits, or showed their tits in the wrong venue, who are now fat and married to a slot machine, probably a lot like her mother, who helped her do this legit fashion thing, and I made that whole story up, it is purely fantasy, except maybe for the fact that bitch is in a photoshoot showing her tits like a stripper getting paid, only hoping for exposure and that works out perfectly for me.

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2012

12

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Tits at the ESPY Awards of the Day

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The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do….

I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from.

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2012

12

Jul

Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

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I’ve been jerking off to fashion photoshoots since the 80s, not because I am into fashion, but because fashion into nudity in some ironic, we’re fucking artists, these are models not strippers, kind of way, that luckily doesn’t involve fat chicks, helps instill negative body images in girls, and is an all round solid multi billion dollar industry, filled with sweatshops, exploitation and most importantly, glamourous hot pussy other pussy grows up to and aspires to be….

So here are some models in bikinis….for Numero….

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2012

12

Jul

Karolina Kurkova’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

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Karolina Kurkova is some hotness…who was at one point humiliated on national TV during a Victoria’s Secret shoot, because the dress they fitted to her didn’t fit her anymore, cuz she had got fat….but like good old school bullying, and threats from her people and Victoria’s Secret that there’s no room for a size 27 jean in their panty catalog, she faked a thyroid issue and stopped eating shitty foods, only to bring it all back to her size 24 goodness….and let this be inspiration to you fat bitches in your size 27 jeans, it is never too late to be a size 24….and let this be a reminder to dudes to always tell chicks they are fat so they don’t get complacent or comfortable with their bodies….negative body images makes for beter sex and hotter bitches….

Here is Karolina Kurkova, amazing on set, flashing ass cuz she knows I like it.

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2012

12

Jul

Paulina Gretzky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

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Paulina Gretzky is some athlete’s daughter who is probably raised horribly because her dad was some new money hockey star who all the puck sluts wanted to fuck…who was always on the road, too bust for his little girl….and her mom probably some “aspiring models (read: stripper)”, who bagged herself a hockey player and got to live the good life as long as she pumped out some kids, who she would raise in her stripper image, to not be fat and to get breast implants, especially if they want to keep busy and make a name for themselves on their own in the entertainment world, you know cuz you don’t get Daddy’s inheritance til he’s dead and we gotta make you learn responsibility by getting you jobs via your last name and family friends….
and that is why she’s amazing.

Here she is on set of Grown Ups 2 cuz Grown Ups 1 wasn’t bad enough and Adam Sandler likes making money….rocking a bikini like it’s her job…cuz I gues it kinda is, at least she thinks it is and that’s good enough for me.

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2012

12

Jul

Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

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I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.

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2012

12

Jul

Breastfeeding Picture of the Day

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I have a thing for bitches who breast feed in public, cuz they are usually on some feminist mission to prove some kind of point that breast feeding is natural and should be a human right, while I get to see titties for fucking free, and more importantly, milk filled titties that I normally would never see cuz they are suburban wives who don’t talk to my kind….It is the kind of shit that I sing love songs to myself while tending to my erection through my pocket, the natural process of life from mother to child is so erotic, so long as she keeps her vagina in her pants and I don’t have to deal with that stiched up mess…..

Someone sent this into me, and it made my day, so I decided to share it with you, cuz to some of us, these feminist hippie bitches on a mission to get breast feeding pics legal on Facebook in werd coilitions, are the only tits you get to see whne you leave your house…

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