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2012

11

Jul

Diana Farkhullina is Hot and Half Naked for L’Officel Ukraine of the Day

Diana Farkhullina is a model. She’s from Russia not that that is really impressive with the whole fall of communism and fact that any hot bitch can get out of the country without a struggle, escape or being mail ordered / traded in the illegal sex trade….but she’s still fucking hot, topless, hiding her nipples in L’Officiel Ukraine, but still only 21 with so much potential to do many nude fashion shoots before fucking a pro soccer player or celebrity and ending up the next Irina Shayk…..the formula to success is almost text book and I’m just happy to see girls using their brains to exploit their bodies for personal gain because the minute humanity loses that…humanity loses everything..

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2012

11

Jul

Rowdy Ronda Rousey Strategic Nudity for ESPN Body of the Day

I have a friend who is gay for the UFC….he pretends it is about the fighting and athleticism, but I am pretty sure it is about the dude on dude grinding…I can tell by the sparkle in his eye when he talks about it….well he was pissed off that I did a post on the ESPN body issue and that I didn’t bother posting pics of Rowdy Ronda, some chick UFC fighter he wants to fuck because she’s the gateway body to homosex with his idols without going homo…or some shit….

I’m not against fit girls, if anything I prefer it to fat chicks, I have already gone over it, but there’s just something about a girl that can kick my ass while doing pull ups that threatens my number one seduction strategy…..rape.

Here are the pics for my closet case UFC loving homo homeboy.

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2012

11

Jul

Lene Nystrom (Singer From Aqua) Fake Titties in a Magazine of the Day

This is hot tip came in last night, but I was too busy trying to rip my eyes out of my head after seeing a horrible movie I can’t believe ever got made, then drinking my pain away, because I am easily affected by things like this…it must be my autism…

Her name is Lene Nystrøm and she’s the singer from Aqua, the worst band to pollute my brain in the early 2000s and she’s in a Danish mag that only hits stores thursday and she’s going to be naked in it…because that’s what you do when you’ve fallen off….and the dude who sent it in was supposed to send in the other nudes but he hasn’t yet….but you can get a taste of her bush and implants….which may be something you’ve been waiting for since jerking off to Barbie Girl…

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2012

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My friend took me to a movie last night because it was cheap night and we are ghetto, and we made the mistake of seeing Savages, where Blake Lively played an average looking chick two drug dealing guys shared cuz they were closet cases, who I wanted to see die the entire time, and only laughed when she found out she got raped….but people were laughing at all the bad jokes and loving it….inspiring me to start dumbing shit down….because really you’re all a bunch of fucking retards and I want a private jet…

Here are some links….

Traffic Cop Dance Like a Boss – VIDEO
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15 Best Pictures in ESPN Body Issue
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Tar Reid is Still Alive Apparently
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So Kris Humphries Didn’t Get Myla Sinanaj Pregnant Because She Made The Whole Thing Up
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Here’s 10 New “Transformers Prime” Screenshots
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The History of Rock N Roll Told in RIFFS – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Don’t Have to Be SO Bad (NSFW)
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Bored Teen Has Some Alone Time (NSFW)
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And Now, Some Monkeys Cannonballing Into a Pool – VIDEO
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2012

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t tell internet girlfriends you are going to murder your pug if they don’t send you pussy pics….then send them pics of you shoving your pug into the bathtub tied to a cinder block….it won’t get you the pussy pics…if anything it will get you in trouble with the law…and who needs that…especially over shitty pussy pics….

Here are some links while I recruit real girlfriends to show me pussy by sitting on my face while on their period so had I can go antichrist on them..

These Tits are So Fucking Huge….But So Is the Rest of Her…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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The World’s Fattest Living Woman Is Sexing The Pounds Off
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Pics of Each Girl in the ESPN Body Issue
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Julianne Hough Photoshoot Bullshit
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Anchor Woman Hs Brain Fart on TV
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Gallery: The 40 Hottest Actresses In Their 40s
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Kate Upton’s Sexy GQ Outtakes
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Kelly Brook Is In A Bikini
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Italy’s Channel 5 Bombshell Newscaster Can Stop Crime with her Tits – (NSFW)
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Woman Beats a Pastor With a Bible. Yes You Read That Right – VIDEO
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Angie is in a Black Bra and Panties (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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Video: Ronda Rousey Photo Shoot For ESPN Body Issue
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Amateur Has Some Alone Time
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The 15 Sexiest Shots of Every Woman in the New ESPN Body Issue
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Marjana in a Leather Chair (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash (Site NSFW)
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She’s Not Impressed By the Gun Show (Site NSFW)
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And MORE Kate Upton
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Comic-Con 2012: ‘Twilight’ Fan Killed While Waiting for Panel. TRUE STORY
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John Mayer could bang the ‘Call Me Maybe’ chick if he wanted to
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jessie Rogers (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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In Freaky Old People News: Jane Fonda Says Sex Is More Fulfilling At 74
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A Little MILF Action, Why Not (NSFW)
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Nikyta and Lara Get It On
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“Game Of Thrones” Role Playing Gone Wrong
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I Love Babes in Summer Dresses
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Ahhhhhh Diane Kruger Hotness
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She’s Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Independace Day 2 is Actually Happening
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot nIn A Bikini After Giving Birth 2 Months Ago WTF
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40 Hottest Female Soccer Players
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Genesis Rodriguez is Hot as Shit
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Classical Music Flash Mob
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Holly Peers Topless in Nuts
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Katie Holmes Saggy Sideboob
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More Alessandra Ambrosio at the Beach
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Tara Reid Does St Tropez
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Emma Roberts Boring On Set
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Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts
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Aubrey O’Day Black Lace Skirt with Wedgie
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Belen Rodriguez in a Hot Photoshoot
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Abi TItmuss in a 2004 Bikini
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Trash in her Bikini
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Aubrey O’Day is Fat in Her Bikini
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Way More Pics of Scarlett Johansson in a Bikini Bent Over
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Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Deep Throat Love
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Random Porn Videos
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I still Don’t Know What This Is
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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2012

10

Jul

ESPN Body Issue of the Day

ESPN BODY - SURFER
ESPN BODY - TENNIS PLAYER

I hate fat chicks so much that I am starting to really appreciate fit chicks who have some muscle definition from hard training and not from being on drugs or rocking an eating disorder…sure for the longest time I was into soft, doughy, busty chicks but they all turn into fat chicks, but then one day I fucked an athlete and after coming to terms with the fact that her rippling back was a little too dude-like, I just laid back while she rode me like a piece of exercise equipment and from that day on I was hooked…the high testosterone levels make them horny and they are good for when you need help moving furniture and their only real flaw is their ability to out run/beat the fuck out of me….but the hottest thing about them is that they aren’t fat or lazy….

ESPN does this thing called the body issue, where they get athletes to show off their ridiculously sculpted naked bodies, and they dropped it recently, so I figured I’d plug it to encourage you slobs to work out instead of sitting there eating processed foods….

Fitness can be hot…especially on other people…

ESPN BODY - AMPUTEE ROWER


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Posted in:ESPN BODY 2012

2012

10

Jul

Kelly Brook in Her Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook Bikini Ass

Kelly Brook is a hit or miss as far as I’m concerned, sure she’s got fat tits, but who fucking cares about fat tits when they come with a fat ass, an ass so fat that the bitch is wearing a fat lady bikini bottom, you know the kind with a built in skirt that little kids wear, because it balances out their fatness. I get that when it comes to Kelly Brook, a topless model in her 30s who has been at this topless modeling thing for over a decade, who finally made it last year and decided to abort her kid when she was pregnant to really milk the opportunity, probably should have cut her losses and had the kid, cuz when she’s not photohopped to shit, she’s dumpy as shit, and that makes me want to take a shit.


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2012

10

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Public Thong Disaster of the Day

LADY GAGA THONG ASS IN PUBLIC

Lady Gaga is a joke. The only thing that is upsetting abou her is that she hasn’t been killed off in the movie that is our life. Sure she’s fucking useless, her career has turned sour, people have stopped caring about her pro-gay bullshit for teenage faggots who need this kind of icon, instead of a good beating to rid themselves of the inner demon that makes them want dick, her novelty act, clown antics have become boring and she’ll still make another album, people will still buy it, but in the meantime she’s out in a thong, an outfit that has got so many hookers who are hotter than this and who I want to see dressed like this arrested, but with her they let it slide, even if it is a national health risk and the real tragedy in all this is that I have actually grabbed this ass.


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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

10

Jul

Kate Upton GQ Outtakes of the Day

GQ released some new Kate Upton pics from their hot photoshoot they did with her because GQ is milking the smartest move they’ve made in years, by getting Kate Upton to shoot in a wet t-shirt, risking their advertisers pulling cuz in America, nipples are bad, at least when on my site, in a time when print magazines are going bankrupt, but more importantly in a time when Kate Upton has a very small window of opportunity, and is at her peak but doesn’t know it, cuz she’s a fat chick in training cuz the rest of her body will catche up to her huge sloppy tits….they in a wet t-shirt like this was some college spring break party…..when guys everywhere are obsessed….It was well played and the goods continue….even if they aren’t as good since they lack nipple and really what’s a tit without nipple….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

10

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless in Page 3 From 2008 – 2011 of the Day

The thing I like about these UK Glamour Models is that they aren’t all that hot, you know their faces are whatever, but their tits are spectacular and they have no problem showing them off, cuz they are finally getting the male attention they always wanted and felt they deserved….

The other thing I like about these UK Glamour Models, other than being topless, is that their fans are fucking weird, and do things like compile catalogs of their topless work that I can rip off and share with you, because you are probably one of those people who is into this kind of nerd pervert virgin shit…and I am the kind of person who likes stealing other people’s hard work cuz I’d never complile archives of this kind of bullshit…..

3 Years of Titty Pics that could have all been shot in one day…seems like a waste of money that they spread this out…but here are the titty pics anyway…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones