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2012

10

Jul

Alice Baton Titties for Io Donna. Magazine of the Day

Alice Baton is a model making a name for herself by getting topless for obscure magazines….I’ve never heard of her or the magazine she’s in, but I have seen her tits and I only care about the tits, especially when they are being shown off by the girls so eager to make it in the pretentious bullshit fashion world cuz if they do make it, it is easy living…and all they had to do was take off their shirt…like a stripper, with the comfort of knowing she’s not a stripper, cuz she only gets topless in photoshoosts, and not for 10 dollars a song, but I think it is the same fucking thing…and that’s why I like Alice Baton enough to visualize her being sodomized by a baton….like it was a college team sport hazing….

Either way, here’s the hot fitness shoot.

Posted in:Alice Baton|NSFW|Photos

2012

10

Jul

Scarlett Johansson’s Sloppy in a Bikini on a Yacht in Italy of the Day



Scarlett Johansson is an overrated sloppy mess of a celebrity who should not be lying on a yacht in a bikini, although if she was gonna be in any position in a bikini it might as well be lying down, so we don’t have to see her gut hang over her bikini bottoms, but can pretend her sucking in is actual fitness…..but she should be at the fucking gym, wrapped in sara wrap, tryng to sweat off her cellulite ridden body….

I mean, she’s done, a divorcee in her 30s who peaked long ago and should have never got the attention she got, I don’t even know why we bother acknowledging that she exists….even when in a bikini.


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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2012

10

Jul

Jessica Alba Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day


I woke up and turned on my instagram cuz I am only following hot girls who seem to post all kinds of bikini pics of themselves in a way that would make me wonder if they ever sleep or if they are in perpetual sun in a bikini, if I wasn’t too busy masturbating to their pics….and these Alba shots of her being a drunk in a bikini dropped that I decided to comment saying

I can see your boner….no wait that’s mine

To which she responded by blocking me.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

10

Jul

Geri Halliwell for Next Beachwear Collection of the Day

Someone’s a little old to be modeling lingerie….I get it we all have to make a dollar – but seriously….she’s a fucking Spice Girl, she’s probably sitting on a mountain of cash that probably comes in monthly, because they were he biggest thing for 2 years, and that’s all they really needed….Maybe modeling in bikinis is a childhood dream she has yet to live, cuz when she was bikini model age she was too busy being a stripper or maybe the money was too good, either way, thank god for photoshop.

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2012

10

Jul

Shenae Grimes Shitty Upskirt on Set of the Day

I’ve met Shenae Grimes before and the funny thing was it was when she was at her peak and the 90210 thing was getting press before everyone realizeed what a horrible idea it was to bring back such a horrible thing…and I had no idea who she fucking was….that is her star power, the girl who managed to get on TV and no one fucking noticed….so now she’s panty flashing some panties that look like flesh colored bike shorts…you know the sexiest kind…hoping people will care…I appreciate this hustle….


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Posted in:Shenae Grimes

2012

10

Jul

Rihanna’s Got Some Underboob in Concert of the Day

The good thing about Rihanna is that her fan base is 12 years old. You know the perfect age to be totally destroyed by pop culture in a way that could lead to girls wearing shirts like this to their first day of school. Mold them into little whores when you can Rihanna…I’ll be thanking you in 6 years for your impact while you’re dying of a drug overdose somewhere…..


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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

10

Jul

Tara Reid in her Bikini in St Tropez of the Day

Tara Reid is a Goddess….sure a Goddess of spring break backwash filled with vomit and STDs who you wouldn’t want to touch even if she lost her wallet and plane ticket home and needed a place to stay and was willing to exhcange her body unless you were me and into that kind of desparation…but at least she’s not fat…and more importantly at least she’s alive…there’s been some hard living had by her…and still rocks a bikini better than most 40 year olds…I am into it


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Posted in:Tara Reid

2012

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I only realized now, that if I actually did stuff, I would probably have a bigger following. You know, if I attended exclusive events, rocked out with famous people, or even if I got drunk and documented me trying to bang college girls, but instead I get drunk alone, where is the fun in that for the people, if anything it is depressing…I should step it up, but I don’t relaly feel like it, so here are some links, while I debate getting off the couch. I believe the couch is gonna win this battle….

Rally Cross Jump Gone Wrong
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Hottest Female Athletes from Each Sport: 2012 Edition
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Meanwhile in Russia
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Scarlett Johansson In A Bikini, Has A New Boyfriend
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30 Pictures of Sexy Singers in Bikinis
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Free Cam Shows, for Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Hello Denise Vasi – GALLERY
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Latina and a Dildo – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been talking to my internet girlfriend for an hour and she won’t send me pussy pics. What’s the point. What’s the point of anything really…especially condoms…they are for sick people….

Here are the stepLINKS…

And Now A Moment For Susan Sarandon’s Breasts
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Dishwater Dave Will Outdance Your Ass – VIDEO
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Georgia Salpa in her FHM 2012
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40 Hottest Female Soccer Players
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Wingsuit Race
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Honesty Shouldn’t Go Un-Rewarded – VIDEO
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And Here’s Why You Should Be Careful What You Text
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Out of Fucking Hand
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Justin Bieber is a Stupid Asshole of the Day
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Watch These Teens Get Freaky (NSFW)
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20 Super Sexy Photos of Erin Ryder
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Say Hello to Nikki Nova (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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The Time Mick Jagger Was Obsessed With Angie Jolie
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College Slut is Having Some Alone Time – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Hottest Female Soccer Players, Olympic Edition
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Brad Pitt’s Brother Talks About Their Mother’s Anti-Gay Marriage Letter – VIDEO
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Gabrielle Pastel is Wearing Pretty Much Nothing (NSFW)
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Rose McGowen Has Pokie (NSFW)
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They Are Letting Those Titties Hang (NSFW)
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Katie Holmes Side Boob (Site NSFW)
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Oh and BTW, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Settled Already
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‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Nina Dobrev Sports Lacy Lingerie While Telling Jokes In Bed (VIDEO/PHOTOS)
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AHHHHHH CINDY CRAWFORD
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Riley Reid Will Blow Your Mind (NSFW)
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Chloe is Titted…And Tatted (NSFW)
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That’s Not Chicken: Mike Tyson Describes The Taste Of Evander Holyfield’s Ear
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Perfect Small Titties (NSFW)
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Keely is Pretty in Pink (NSFW)
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Demi Lovato In-Performance Upskirt
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Selena Gomez Sexy on the Beach
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Mila Kunis is Sexy as Always
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Car Without a Driver. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Freida Pinto is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Rallycross Gone Wrong
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Freida Pinto 70s Hot Cleavage
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30 Athletes Who Have Posed
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Agassi vs Ball Girl
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Janice Dickinson in a Bikini
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Candice Swanepoel Hot in a Sports Bra in Miami of the Day
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Carol Vorderman in a Tight Dress
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Nicki Minaj Shooting a Music Video
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Some Dumpy Ecclestone Ass
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Catherine Zeta Jones Shitty Beach Pics
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Mila Kunis Shitty in a Skirt
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Elizabeth Olsen and Dakota Fanning Biking
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Cindy Crawford in Shorts
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Emmy Rossum Sucks
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Hayden Panettiere See Through
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Cristina Pedroche in FHM Spain
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Amanda Rae Michaels in FHM Spain
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I’d Fuck Katherine Jenkins
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Victoria Silvstedt in her Bikini
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Rihanna Legs
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Shenae Grimes Shorts
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Simona Kubasova in FHM LATVIA
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Naked Tennis in Zoo
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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The Quiet Ones Are the Best Ones
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Random Porn Videos
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Random Amateur Self Shots
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

09

Jul

Heidi Klum Hot Bikini Twitter Pic of the Day

Heidi Klum looks so good from this angle, it is almost like she never let a black monster ravage her cunt until it shat out 4-8 kids…

Maybe she’s on the Secret Internet Fatty (SIF) kick, and just knows the right angles to snap pics of herself so that she doesn’t look like a fucking slob in her 40s…

But then again she’s Heidi Klum and has a bit of a responsibilty to herself, her brand, her career to put some effort into maintaining her body as best she can, cuz that’d be like a doctor with no medical degree….putting the same hustle as my internet girlfriend Alisa…….

Posted in:Heidi Klum