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2012

12

Jul

Evan Rachel Wood Gets Her Nose Pierced of the Day

Are those cries of pain or pleasure. The same sounds she made when Marilyn Manson was discussing his role as Paul from the Wonder Years while deep in her asshole with some cryptic vampire tool in efforts to make his bullshit seem more authentic, or are they the sounds she learned from Marilyn Manson when he’d take off his costume and stage act and listen to his music, trying to cleanse himself of the lie he’s become with all his money he traded his integrity for….

What it comes down to is that all I know abou Evan Rachel Wood is that she bangned Marilyn Manson…

Oh and she had a nude scene in MILDREd PIERCE and was TOPLESS IN FLAUNT and that she’s getting her nose pierced on the internet in video making cries I could probably climax to….but then again, I can climax to anything.

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2012

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is hard to seduce girls on the internet by sending them love songs by Shakira like “Underneath your clothes”….and “I can’t make you love me”….when you’ve never met them in real life, when you have no mutual friends with them, and when you’re wearing a mask and your website is called DrunkenStepfather.com.

I really shot myself in the dick in terms of the seduction train by making this life choice…

Here are some morning links…

Aries Spears Impersonating Snoop Dogg anmd DMX is Too Fucking Funny – VIDEO
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The 15 Sexiest Shots of Every Woman in the New ESPN Body Issue
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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Anchor Woman Brainfart – VIDEO
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If I Had to Guess Ambver Rose’s Addiction I Would Say Eating, But Hey What Do I Know
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Free Cam Shows For Some Thursday Thunder (NSFW)
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Frisky teen plays with her virgin self (NSFW)
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20 Worst Church Sign Fails
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Jenna B is Super Sexy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

BLACK BEAUTY GOT A GUN

I should be sitting by pools, sipping cocktails, in 5 star hotels withhot bitches in bikinis who smell like candy, or baked good, instead I’m being sweat on my wife who takes up a huge percentage of our sofa, smells like she’s been dead for months, but who isn’t dead, cuz I’m not that lucky….

My life would be better in a prison camp getting raped….and that’s not because I like being raped..despite popular belief – at least based on fan mail like this that I get from fat lesbians:

a sad fat closeted man who spends his life making a shitty website dedicated to judging women’s bodies

It’s that I really don’t like whatever is going on here..

Here are the stepLINKS…I need to get drunk…

Karolina Kurkova Serious Amazing Ass Flash
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I’d Like to Bang Kellan Lutz’s Beard I Mean Girlfriend
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15 Best Pics from ESPN Body Issue
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History of ROck and Roll in Riffs
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50 Books You Should Read Before You Die…If You Can Read
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Tub Bikini Pictures
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Kris Jenner Is Queen Whore
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Sexy Teen Has to Strip and Do Push ups After she Loses Bet (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Teresa Ganzel is the Hot Slut of the Day
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Meet Rita G (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Bearable (NSFW)
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20 Hottest Photos Of Alena Blohm
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The Time The Gorgeous Barbi Twins And Ron Jeremy Almost Stopped A Crazed Killer
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Tawnie is one Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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Amateur Shows Her Tits on the Webcam
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Paulina Gretzky Will Feature in Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups 2
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Nyiama Ran Taking a Shower (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga See Through and Lip Slip in LA! (NSFW)
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Baby Kittens to Warm Your Cold Black Heart – VIDEO
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TRANSFORMING FROM GYMNAST TO STRIPPER
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Maria Fowlers Miniskirt Rips To Reveal Her Bare Ass (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Walsh
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Bikini-Clad Elle Macpherson Munches On Sea Urchins — Fresh Out Of Water! (PHOTOS)
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Rachel Bilson is Still Looking Bangable
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Caprice is the Stuff Dreams Are Made of
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Girls in Cars – GALLERY (NSFW)
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What You Know About It?: “Incest” India’s Ugly Secret Spills Out In New Series Of Cases! [Video]
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She’s Got Some Long Ass Nipples (NSFW)
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These Sluts Are NOt Camera Shy
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Piano Playing Like You’ve Never Seen On Foreign Reality TV (NSFW)
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WTF is This Chick Wearing
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Sylvie van der Vaart Relaxes Poolside in Marbella, Spain
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Watch Out, She’s a Squirter (NSFW)
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Did Sofia Vergara Almost Marry Tom Cruise Before He Met Katie Holmes?
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Lea Michele is a Dude for Candies
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Some Funny Rap Impersonations
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Danielle Sharp Titties for Some Magazine
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Possible KIm Kardashian Nudes
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Jessica Alba Bikini
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Victoria Pendleton in Her Underwear
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Christine Lakin See Through
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Elizabeth Olsen See Through
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Maria Menounos Cleavage
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Kelly Brook Fatness
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Minka Kelly Booty
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Training Wife to be a Good Lover
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Random Porn Videos
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

11

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Flash of the Day

I haven’t seen one of these in a long time, not a vagina in panties, but Lindsay Lohan’s vagina in panties, mainly becasue no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan, even though she wants us to, otherwise she would have left LA and taken her millions of dollars to live a quiet life in an amazing place at 25, but I guess that wouldn’t have been good enough for this spoiled brat, instead, she decided to stick around, burn through her money, take shitty roles in movies, hang with shitty people, make shitty underwear choices, in just one pile of fucking shit she deservers because she’s an evil, horrible, self absorbed cunt I’d like to get pregnant, or at least try to get herpes from, cuz she’s still Lindsay Lohan and that alone makes her lovely.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

11

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Hard Attention Seeking with a Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day


Aubrey O’Day is disgusting.

I normally like fat chicks in thongs for the comedic relief alone, but I don’t find it funny when this bitch is doing it, I just find it depressing that she has to try this hard, like a little whore who isn’t so little anymore, when her body can’t support her strategy, at least not for my eyes, but then again, I’m not her black male who will fuck anything white whether it can sing or dance or hold good coversation or not target audience….

I guess I just like my whoring less strategic marketing moves, and more fit.


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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2012

11

Jul

Mila Kunis Does the 60s Housewife in Elle UK of the Day

Mila Kunis would be a more believable housewife from the 1960s, you know all wholesome and well behaved, all Emily Post school of etiquette trained always ready to treat her man like her boss and manager her house the way it is supposed to be managed….if she wasn’t such a whore.

You know the whole probably HIV Positive thanks to Culkin kinda throws off the authenticity of this shoot and even the fantasy of this shoot since AIDS didn’t exist in the 60s. The government hadn’t implemented population control diseases to rid the world of gays and blacks yet.

The only thing realistic about this shit is that she’s old enough to be a housewife.

Garbage.

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

11

Jul

Karlie Kloss Naked Ass in Vogue US of the Day

Karlie Kloss is a model, but then again who isn’t a fucking model. I seems like every girl I know is a model, thinks she is a model, acts like a model, or poses like a model for her facebook profile/instagram, that the whole model thing is getting boring, and I’m more into girls who aren’t models, the good old scared of the camera kind of insecure pussy you can really take advantage of and who I can hang out with and not get annoyed of all the fucking picture taking, because not everything needs to be documented, and bitch, you’re not hot enough to justify using all that film up, oh right, we don’t have film anymore, and that’s the fucking problem with this photo revolution, it’s the accessibility of the shit making everyone a model and photographer cuz it is free but still no one willing to send me fucking nudes…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2012

11

Jul

Jessica Alba in Her Bikini of the Day

I posted this pic of Jessica Alba in Italy in her bikini yesterday, or whenever it was that she put it up on Instagram, because I’m a fan of girls who are content produers….and who put the shit out before the paparazzi get to it….because the paparazzi are the devils and making the obsolete is a good thing…even the whole point of this post is to drive you to the paparazzi pics of Alba in her bikini …..

I like tacky girls marketing themselves in bikinis, it is the basis of most of my facebook masturbation sessions….you see cuz girls you know half naked is more fun than girls you don’t know getting fucked….and the real highlight of personal pics is finding out that bitch’s Mom’s got some Tits…..


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

11

Jul

Mariana Nude Modeling for Terry Richardson of the Day

Mariana is some no name hipster chick who was probably picked up by old, creepy, perverted Terry Richardson at some bar, and freaked the fuck out at the brush with “fame”, sucked in by the fact that he offered to shoot her, you know feeding her ego knowing that this is the guy who shoots top models, asking her, leading to her cheating on her boyfriend of 3 years to get up on his dick and get naked for his camera, showing off her rockin’ no name tits we’d otherwise never be able to see, if it wasn’t for Terry Richardson’s celebrity and the fact that he’s trying to keep it real…and as lame as he is and as boring as his pics are…this kind of thing works for me.

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

11

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Shoot for Twitter of the Day

I wonder how many times I can say how this bitch is probably top 10 pussy in famous pussy competition in my mind…..or how many times I can say how I’d still fuck her unprotected even though she’s a high risk for HIV being from South Africa and 80 percent of the population have the shit and you know when she was 14 and living on her plantation before becoming famous pussy in my famous pussy competition on my mind…she was filling her gaping asshole with black farm hand cock…like she was Heidi Klum because all farmers daughters coming of age do that…it’s a fact….at least they do in the romance novel I am in the process of writing so that I can escape this hell that is blogging….not that this has anything to do with me other than that it is on my site and more to do with Candice Swanepoel posting these pics to twitter like a common attention seeking teen girl in her bikini looking for attention …only a lot better paid and less illegal to jerk off to….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel