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2012

08

Aug

Cintia Dicker in Bikinis for Wildfox of the Day

Wildfox is some hipster clothing line that is smart enough to hire a hot, famous, red headed, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model, named Cintia Dicker for the most recent swim campaigns….

Cintia Dicker always reminds me that I have never fucked a red head, cuz the red heads I knew growing up, were not hot model types…but were the freaks red heads are marketed as….all strong, awkward, pale and out of a horror movie….leading to confusion when reading Archie comics, trying to understand why he was always tempted by the red head, but more importantly, leading to being grossed the fuck out when I realized the fire crotch existede….

But now…I just want to dick Cintia Dicker…and other red heads but they are their own species and they know I wronged at least one of their kind years ago…meaning it will probably never happen…but at least I can stare at her in her half nakedness…..it is better than nothing.

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2012

08

Aug

Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow….

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2012

08

Aug

Genevieve Morton for Bare Necessities Lingerie of the Day


Genevieve Morton is some South African model who I thought was substantially hotter….I have been watching her for the last few weeks…thinking that maybe she’d replace Candice Swanepoel with her blonde South African, high AIDS rate risk factor vagina…but after seeing this campaign for Bare Necessities…she’s not nearly what I thought she was….the only good news is that she’s posing half naked…but that willingness to get half naked only goes so far, especially in a world filled with dirty fucking whores who all want fame….

Either way, maybe it was just a bad shoot….here are the disappointing, yet half naked pics….

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2012

08

Aug

Nina Agdal for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

Nina Agdal is some model…She’s 20….she was in SI Swimsuit this year….she’s represented by a major modeling agency and now she’s the face of Frederick’s of Hollywood…a prestigious brand all the high class escorts have been buying their trashy lingerie from the last two decades….

I went to her facbeook page, trying to find out more about her and it read like a fortune cookie….all irrelevant words of wisdom that aren’t wise…but to a 20 year old…probably seem to be….here is some of her tips….that I don’t know how they relate back to posing half naked for a trashy lingerie company…but that’s ok…

Every person is a new door to a different world

Success comes in can’s, not cant’s

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there

The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well

There is not formula for success except, perhaps, an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings

What comes from the heart, goes to the heart

We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out

Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back

Make the most of yourself, that is all there is of you

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them

A person can grow only as much as his horizon allows

The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others

As soon as people decide to confront a problem, they realize that they are far more capable than they thought they were

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but going out there and dancing in the rain

If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness

Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do

Open your arms to change, but don’t give up your values

It’s better to regret something you did than something you didn’t do

Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it

Fascinating.

Here are the pics….joining the roster of such memorable whores like Cindy Margolis, Pamela Anderson , Leeannn Tweeden and Shauna Sand…..Good hustle….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2012

08

Aug

Samara Weaving Nip Slip on Set of the Day


Samara Weaving is some hot Australian actor who was raised in Fiji, but who moved back to Australia and now stars on a show called Home & Away, that she is filming in these pics, which conveniently include her in a bikini with some nipple peaking out….She’s 20, her boyfriend is 31, reminding us all the it is never too late to use our years of experience to manipulate hot young girls into our beds, you know playing on their stupidity and naivety, and make fucking magic…leaving them with HPV and us with an addiction to doing it again and again to girls equally as dumb and hot….not to say Samara Weaving is dumb, I mean I know nothing about Australian pop culture, but I’m not trying to fuck her, she’s too snobby and successful….I just look at her tits to inspire me to lure in 20 year olds of my own….


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Posted in:NSFW|Samara Weaving

2012

08

Aug

Pink’s Nipples Scare Me of the Day

Pink is the new face of CoverGirl, which is interesting, because even when she was pregnant, I wasn’t convinced she was an actual girl, and even post pregnancy, all thick, yet deflated, I am still not convinced she’s an actual girl…just a huge conspiracy to cover-up her X-Game’s husband’s homosexuality…and the record label’s lies when they put her to market back in the late 90s…..

The real issue isn’t so much the size of Pink’s testicles, or the fact she still goes by the name Pink, or even the size of her clit….or her dick…depending on who you ask….the real issue is what the fuck is wrong with CoverGirl as a brand…they went from Ellen to this…don’t they know lesbians aren’t that huge of a make-up market….even if they are called lipstick lesbians…and last I checked CoverGirl wasn’t in the business of Penis hating….

Eiher way, I am posting the pics cuz her tits were too weird to ignore…


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Posted in:Pink

2012

08

Aug

Penny Lancaster Scratching her Pussy of the Day

You know what isn’t hot…Rod Stewart’s thick as fuck, monster of a wife, rocking a whole lot of baby weight on her huge model who was always large, frame…..wearing a bikini….but not just wearing a bikini…but also abusing her fucking self in a bikinig…hand deep in her bottoms…scratching something…or removing something that I can only assume is Rod Stewart….his a mini-man and she makes for a warm pod when playing “re-birth”…something he should look into for his career….if anything it is actually disgusting…at least when you stare and try to understand what is triggering this public behavior….from bad shave…to bad herpes…it’s anyone’s guess…..

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2012

08

Aug

Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz is Penelope Cruz’s younger, hottter, less successful but thanks to that lack of success, and feelings of inadequacies, you know always comparing herself to her Oscar winning superstar sister, she’s willing to put up a fight to break down barriers, to get herself out there, so people know that the Cruz’s are more than just Penelope, and she’s doing that by partnering up with the hottest lingerie company around, Agent Provocateur, and is half naked in their latest campaign…all 1800s Jack the Ripper, hooker inspired, Syphilis ridden, septic filled streets greatness…..It’s pretty fucking hot, but I like all eras that aren’t this era…especially with half naked girls with daddy issues trying to outdo their older sisters to make a name for themselves…

Posted in:Monica Cruz

2012

08

Aug

Irina Shayk Rockin’ a Bikini Top of the Day


I am not allowed to post THE HOT AS FUCK IRINA SHAYK TITS SPILLING OUT OF A BIKINI PICS because the paparazzi are pretty unreasonable and like making examples out of some people, like me, even though I am broke as fuck cuz this shit site doesn’t make money….while huge corporate sites are stealing their pics and never getting sued for it….cuz they are bigger than the paparazzi and can’t get bullied by them….

So I am forced to post pics of her with an ask…encouraging you to CLICK THE LINK TO SEE HER IN THE BIKINI CUZ SHE IS HOTTER IN A BIKINI THAN HOLDING AN AXE

Even if that axe is the tool she used to convince her homosexual soccer playing boyfriend she obviously doesn’t fuck cuz he’s a homosexual….to use her as his front….in exchange for the fame and fortune her half naked body deserves cuz she’s fucking spectacular…..


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Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

08

Aug

Anna Kournikova for S Moda Magazine of the Day

Anna Kournikova is probably the reason this site is a celebrity site….because before posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics back in 2004 or 2005….the site had barely any traffic….but after posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics…it started hitting 100,000 people a day….so I did the natural thing and decided to focus less on weird sexual dysfunction and freaks of the world….but instead focus on celebrity pussy I could not care less about…but who I post pics of and write how much I hate them….8 years later…and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing…it is all this Enrique fucking Russian tennis playing cunt’s fault…and I hate her for it….but I don’t hate her pics in S Moda….cuz she’s still hot….

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