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2012

03

Aug

Bar Refaeli Half Naked for Maxim of the Day

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Bar Refaeli posted these Maxim pics on her facebook an hour ago….she’s half naked in it, photoshopped in it, doin’ it like she’s a super model, when all she really is is a groupie who fucks famous dudes, who had a stint with Victoria’s Secret and pretty much everything about her fucking sucks, even her roots, cuz her existent is a product of the holocaust and that makes lookin at her ass sad….

I know Isreali girls, they all hate this bitch, say they know her and that she’s a fucking hack, and I’ll just assume that comes from an honest, non-bitter or jealous place, while you masturbate to her big moves into the print world, with star publications like Maxim…and by star publication I mean – I can’t believe they aren’t bankrupt yet….

She looks thick….Food time…

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2012

03

Aug

Allie Haze Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Turns out that GQ Russia is a fucking porn magazine that gets pornstars posing naked as most porn mags do….and that makes it substantially better than all the other GQ magazines around the world that aren’t pornographic…even though porn is what the people want to fucking see…

She’s a Vivid contract girl and Vivid are my homies, so I am kind hurt they have not send her up to film a scene on my dick, according to her wikipedia she’s a lesbian, but my clit sized dick and fishy scent can double as a vagina if she’s medicated enough…

She’s playing the next Emmanuelle, which is apparently a big deal….but I just like that she doesn’t have fake tits, but more importantly, that the Russian have beat the Americans to bringing porn to the mainstream, like they beat the Americans at Space Travel and in most Olympics back when they were communist….

Good times…

Posted in:Allie Haze|NSFW

2012

03

Aug

Hot Olympic Athletes Edit of the Day

I haven’t watched the Olympics at all, I don’t give a fuck about them, but saw this video of the hottest Olympic pussy edit and figured that since you’re a gang of perverts, I might as well post it for you…1,000,000 people have seen it, it was posted 10 days ago, I’m really on the fucking ball with this one….the good news is that I didn’t even bother watching it but expect you to….

Posted in:Olympics

2012

03

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Nipple Tricks of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck….unable to have children both because no man was every crazy enough to lock himself down to her, even though I would….but also because her boxy body is screaming menopause….she’s still trying to hold onto her glory days, you know to divert from the fact that she’s infertile and never going to have a family of her own thanks to her ego and being obsessed with her career….and she’s tapping into old tricks that were a success back in her Friends days…to show off those hard nipples and everyone will confuse her for being someone hot…when really she’s not…except maybe for that Greek thing, but all young girls go Greek these days, the above 30 crowd are the ones uptight about that shit cuz they didn’t grow up on hardcore anal porn and with Gay Best Friends who talk about dick in ass enough to make girls want to try it…..if you know what I mean….


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2012

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

We all know that Kim Kardashian is contrived….you know such an attention seeking scam…who has fed her daddy issue, spoiled brat, “everyone look at me” at the family dinner party ego, by leveraging it into TV…where she lives out a lie, as herself, and everyone watches and cares, all because it is on TV…the concept alone makes me worried about society….

I am convinced that she is so contrived, and trying so hard to keep what she has going, that these pics are either photoshopped skinnier, or of someone else pretending to be Kim Kardashian, because she’s so fake, such bullshit, this pile of garbage, that I am sure Kim Kardashian doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is…and the whole thing is really awkward…but at least she’s got tits….to focus on instead of all the evil she represents.

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2012

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is kinda hot. She should be a model. I mean the way she wears these outfits would make you think that a long lasting career in the shit would be successful.

You know she could break free from being the baby momma to some Orlando Bloom celebrity, so people can stop calling her the gold digging celebrity groupie fucker who puts holes in the condoms so that she gets knocked up and he is forced to be locked into her and pay her child support…only unlike mos gold diggers, she didn’t let herself go….

All I know is that someone should start paying her to get half naked in pics, cuz doing at as a hobby to keep busy, you know for friends and family has proven to be hot….

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2012

03

Aug

Miley Cyrus Ripped Stomach of the Day


Miley Cyrus has an amazing fucking body, which is all I really care about, because I don’t have the luxury of being in her entourage, or having her sit on my face, grinding against my chin, until she squirts….so I don’t get the benefits of listening to her whine, complain, like the annoying spoiled brat that she is….so in a lot of ways, those of us who don’t have to hear her talk, who don’t have to listen to her shit, and who don’t have to wipe her ass for her, even though we’d like that as long as we get to use our tongue as toilet baber….are the lucky ones, cuz we can just crop out her muppet head and jerk off and focus on her good parts…it is all about looking on the bright side of your pathetic facebook profile pic masturbation existence…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

03

Aug

Jodie Marsh Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Glamour Model, Reality Star, turned scary as fuck monster, Jodie Marsh, who was once a little more delicate looking stripper trash, but who is now 33 and has taken up body building in order to lower her percentage body fat, grow out her clit, fake tan harder than before, and become a tatted up looking washed up stripper trash….decided to post some bikini pics on twitter….of her retarded huge tits…set against her musclular body that is probably good to dominate girls in the bedroom…who cares….girls in bikinis even if they have high testosterone are still girls as long as they have tits to distract from their testicles…

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2012

03

Aug

Georgia Salpa Hot Tits For Twitter of the Day


Georgia Salpa is some Greek attention seeking big titty trash who is getting attention for being some big titty trash, by posting her big tities on the internet….Her claim to her 188,000 twitter follower fame is that she was on Celebrity Big Brother, even though she’s not quite a celebrity to being with and the celebrity she has become since doing the show is probably less to do with being on TV and more to do with showing off her fucking tits on the internet, a place for virgin losers who love tits cuz they never get to touch tits, something you know all too much about!!

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2012

03

Aug

Claire Danes Whoring Out for GQ September 2012 of the Day

I didn’t find Claire Danes hot back when she was a teenager on My So Called Life…and I don’t find her hot now….which isn’t a big surprise…since 17 year old versions of 35 year old bitches are always substantially better, and even if she was hiding behind 90s oversized sweaters, ill fitting jeans, bad hair dye jobs, and all else she had working against her, mainly Jared Leto…she still wasn’t worth the money she made and fame she got from being on a fucking show for all the whiney teenage girls filled with angst to relate to….like watching a girl on her period every week….when you don’t have to be….her so called life that everyone shoulda ignored….

She’s doing GQ, she’s slutting out, and I guess the good news is that unlike all the girls who idolized her growing up, she’s not fat.

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