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2012

02

Aug

Selena Gomez is Not So Hot for Teen Vogue of the Day

Selena Gomez makes me cry on the inside….she used to be this 18 year old girl who was pulling off the age old question as to whether a girl can be a sex offender cuz society really hates older men fucking teen girls, but do they really care when girls fuck teen boys, and Selena proved they don’t….but maybe that’s because she looked 14 thanks to the Disney genetic modification, project Peter Pan, than doesn’t allow her to age….but does allow her to wear a fucking bikini, take self shot nudes, release a sex tape, flash her twat and all things good….and Teen Vogue decide to pull this garbage off…what a waste of a photoshoot.

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2012

02

Aug

Kellie Pickler Fake Tits in Maxim of the Day

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Kellie Pickler is some American Idol hick who lived in a shanty with her grandfather and thanks to being inbred, uneducated, and probably forced into compromising positions by the hillbilly townsfolk every year at the Coal Miner’s Apalachian ball, was also dumb as shit….and that made for good TV…and good TV made for getting paid and a low level celebrity that bought her some fake tits….that she is now broadcasting in Maxim, because I guess they are the only ones who care or who are willing to shoot people who haven’t been in the news or tabloids since they were on American Idol….I guess that’s what falling off is all about….

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Posted in:Kellie Pickler

2012

02

Aug

We Love LA for GQ UK September 2012 Phtotoshoot of the Day

I don’t know who Amanda Booth, Lauren Young, Sarah Dumont, Xenia Deli or Stephan Corneliussen are…but I know they are amazing…I also know that I probably follow at least one of them on instagram, and I probably tell her that I love her and want to make Disney movie caliber romance….every single day because low level aspiring models who live in LA and who are fucking amazing to look at…is kinda my fetish….you know haven’t quite made it yet, but totally have what it takes and are working it hard….pornographic motherfuckers…without the dick in pussy and being raped as a kid baggage….so that’s why I’m with GQ UK and I say that I love LA, or at least the bitches trying to make it…cuz they look like this…

Posted in:Amanda Booth|Lauren Young|Sarah Dumont|Stephanie Corneliussen|Xenia Deli

2012

02

Aug

Bregje Heinen Radiate Throwback Thursday Runway Nipple Pics of the Day

Bregje Heinen Radiate is new Victoria’s Secret import who they have abducted violently from her home country in order to make her famous by getting her half naked and paying her in American work Visas and threats to not kill her family…at least that’s how I assume this happens, why else would they go into international waters, outsourcing American jobs when at least 1 percent of the American population aren’t obese, inbred and ugly as fuck….

Either way, before Victoria’s Secret, she was a model, and she was on the runway, and she showed her tits, and I liked it, cuz she’s lovely, and I’d love to make her squirt all over my face, or at lease sniff her fingers after she inserted her tampon….cuz that’s my move.

Posted in:Bregje Heinen Radiate|NSFW

2012

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went to a party filled with ratty 18 year old girls….and their half nakedness gave me a boner…but then again it coulda been the viagra I took before going out…cuz I love pressing boners into legs of unsuspecting drunk girls….It is kinda my thing.

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Jackie Chan is Awesome of the Day – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders from Each Sport
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People of Walmart – Horny People Edition
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Anything You Can Do, This Dog Can Do Better – VIDEO
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Colonel Sanders aka John Goodman Supports Gay Marriage – VIDEO
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10 Hilarious Moments From Jeff Koons’ Appearance On The Colbert Report
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Get Off (NSFW)
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How About some Triplet Sluts? (NSFW)
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Jesus Christ They Made Another Paranormal Activity Movie? WTF? – VIDEO
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Get a Load Of Rosalee (NSFW)
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2012

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day


Sometimes I really have nothing to say…other than I hate you for making me look bad in front of my girls I am trying to trick into having sex with me…

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Cue LeAnn Rimes Having Sex In Bathrooms Now
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Macaulay Culkin Is Hooked On Heroin, You would be too if you were him….
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Amazing Stripper Pole Fail
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Penelope Cruz Behind the Scenes Photoshoot
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10 Hot Pics of Hannah Davis – Derek Jeter’s New Herpes Girl
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50 Movie Remakes That Don’t Suck
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Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Leggings
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Whitney Rose Gets Nasty by the Beach (NSFW)
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Gotta Love One Super Sexy Cop (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Leryn Franco
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Muscled Wife Does Something Weird With Her Tits (NSFW)
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Karl Lagerfeld is a Fucking Asshole and I Love It
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Derek Jeter’s Girlfriend: 10 Pictures of Possible New Squeeze Hannah Davis
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More of Lucy Pinder and Friends in Bikinis (SITE NSFW)
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Bar Refaeli in a Lace Bodysuit
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Officer Lard Ass is On Duty (SITE NSFW)
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Bradley Cooper is Acting Like a Retard. No Really
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Leona Lewis Sporting Some Serious Pokie Action
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Marvel Wants to Take Over Your TV
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Playboy Lands First Indian Actress Sherlyn Chopra: 20 Other Stars Who’ve Graced Magazine’s Cover (PHOTOS)
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Tara Reid’s Legs Are Out Looking Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Julia Crown Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Melting Glacier Tsunami! Whoa! – VIDEO
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For The Pervs: Liliana Fernandez Steiner’s Olympic Beach Volleyball Rump Shaker Is Kinda Supple! [Video]
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Here’s an Emo Slut You May Be Interested In
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Young Charming Brunette Posing – NSFW
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Meet The Winner Of Portland’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest
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Candice Swanepoel & Bregje Heinen Launch “Body by Victoria”
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Naked News is My Kinda News (NSFW)
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Emily VanCamp is Sexy in a Red Dress
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Some Awesome Dog Tricks
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Dennis Rodman’s Releasing a Kids Book
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I Should Stick My Cock Up This Ass
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Only Good Girls Flash Their Panties. Dakota Fanning Is A Good Girl
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Robert Pattinson Just Grew A VAGINA
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Topless Miley In A Bathtub
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Some Handicapped Guy Fails at Sliding
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Playboy Chick Anna Sophie Berglund Bikini at an Event
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Brooke Vincent Bikini
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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini
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Michelle Keegan Short Dress
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Candice Swanepoel and Bregje at the VS Launch
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Elisha Cuthbert Thick Legs
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Sophia Bush in Shorts
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Tamara Eccelestone Bikini Pics
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Foot Fetish!
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The Best Party I Have Never Been Invited To
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Lots of Random Porn
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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2012

01

Aug

Emma Watson Tanning in Panties of the Day

Emma Watson was seen sun tanning in her panties….unfortunately her panties were the kind of panties you wouldn’t even call panties…they are in fact straight up underwear that you’d expect a bitch to wear on her fucking period…which keeps in line with Emma Watson’s sex appeal….you know that is pretty much non existent…cuz she only appeals to fucking fan boys and peds who have been jerking off to her for years…you know since she was 12….cuz Harry Potter fans aren’t the most normal of people….

Who cares.. someone got the pics….in what looks like a peeping tom criminal way….

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Posted in:Emma Watson

2012

01

Aug

Dakota Fanning Upskirt on Set of the Day

Dakota Fanning flashed her panties on set….and the whole thing was a fail because of the whole panties part of the story….I figure if you’re gonna have an upskirt, flash your meaty fucking cunt…and ideally spread your legs so that I can see your fucking uterus, otherwise you’re just a bitch who treats underwar like it is a bikini, only you still insist on wearing fucking clothes over the shit like it is sacred and private….but then go ahead and do this and say “whatever it is just my panties, that’s like being in a bathing suit”…what I am getting at is that if there is no shame or embarassment in a panty upskirt…than it is not a panty upskirt….it is just a girl who doesn’t care if the world sees her panties…cuz they are no big deal…and that is bot horrible and lovely….

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Posted in:Dakota Fanning

2012

01

Aug

Coco Tweets Her Wet T-Shirt of the Day

Coco is disgusting….but in her defense…I like bitches who aren’t disgusting, fat, slobby, dumpy, ex hooker looking trash that seems to have landed a john to finance her life and allow her to continue her whoring at a bigger and broader scale…living out a whore dream….when she should be living out a fucking aerobic routine to scale her shit back….even if thickness is what she aspires cuz along the way…guys made her think that all guys like a fat bitch…without realizing not everyone is of african decent and fat doesn’t trigger some genetic code that tells our dicks “she can breast feed a baby through famine and drought”…..some of us are cushy, spoiled, North American who like our bitches to have toned stomachs and chicken legs….

But then again….she does post wet t-shirt pics on the internet so she can’t be so bad….

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Posted in:Coco|NSFW

2012

01

Aug

Amy Childs In a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

I always forget who Amy Childs is…I just know she’s British and assume related to Julia Childs…because the name Childs brings back horrible repressed memories when I was forced to watch that bitch growing up by my abusive foster mother….and she that bitch gave me nightmares with her weird voice and obscure gender I couldn’t understand even at a young age….but that’s not the point….

The point is that this 22 year old looks like a 40 year old soccer mom from a rich part of town with fake lips, tits, and a tight body post babies with a rich guy, cuz she spends everyday fucking her trainer and eating lettucee cuz deep down inside she has everything…but feels like she has nothing….

And she’s wearing a bikini….

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