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2012

01

Aug

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit in her Bikini for OK MAgazine of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian still hasn’t been assassinated…and not just cuz the word ass comes up twice in that word…but cuz she represents all that is wrong in society.

I mean the only really blowing up and or cutting that has happened to her is in post production editing on every picture of her…when really she should be drowned to rid the world of evil….

I have never seen her in person, but I can just tell that I am pretty sure she doesn’t look like this…in fact I am pretty sure she is really fucking fat…she just manages to keep a flat stomach and more importantly push that fat in a variety of directions through straps and harnesses to make her laziness flatterine to more than just the black man…

I know she’s pretty much fallen off the map…but I saw these pics and they looked so fake….that I had to post them….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

01

Aug

Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I have no idea who Monika Pietrasinska…I googled this bitch and found nothing…I just know that these weird topless pics of her modeling lingerie for one of those really classy lingerie companies you would assume low level pornstars buy because it is affordable and the perfect level of trashy to maintain their whore image….

Based on her last name, I have to assume she’s Eastern European…based on her fake tits, I am going to assume she is in the sex trade, whether high class escorting or stripping…based on this post….I think I may want to date her and live out a Disney caliber love story with her…via my penis.

Posted in:Monika Pietrasinska|NSFW

2012

01

Aug

Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s another lingerie campaign for the always creative, innovative, leaders at Victoria’s Secret….this is in no way lazy, repetitive, like every other shoot they have done the last 2 decades, because they figure they make billions, hot girls half naked is never boring, and overall…shit just works…and unfortunately…they are right…we are weak…and girls like Candice Swanepoel are worth jerking off to, even if they are in snowsuits on a webcam from the 90s, amazing in all weather conditions……I think they should step up there getting these bitches naked game…cuz they hold all the power…but they are the billionaires in this relationship…my opinion doesn’t matter…and I’ll steal their pics of half naked girls any fucking time…even if it’s been done and is played out….it is never really played out…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen Radiate|Candice Swanepoel|Lais Ribeiro

2012

01

Aug

Bar Refaeli in a Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted a picture of herself in some kind of lace body suit that celebrates her thickness….I wouldn’t know why because like most Jewish people she hates me for not being Jewish…but more importantly she hates me for saying that if it wasn’t for the Holocaust, the establishment of Israel would have never happened, and thus her grandparents from different parts of the world would never have come together and make her in all her exotic glory….

The truth is I don’t find her all that hot anymore….not even when virtually showing off her body, and for some reason I get why she’s fucking Shaun White….and that is partially cuz he’s rich and rich guys get whatever they want…but also cuz she knows she’s not as hot as everyone thinks she is….but that’s probably not true…you see cuz I made it up….but Shaun White fucking this…even if on a pile of money…and we know how much she likes money….no racist….confuses me.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

01

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is some old washed up nobody who never was….She calls herself a supermodel, even though no one has ever heard of her, I guess she’s more into the fake it til you make it philosophy that if you say it enough and say it with authority and confidence, people will believe you…..She did win a modeling contract she dropped out of Law School for, only to get back into Law School when she realized there was no chance she was ever going to be famous, giving her a hook that she’s a Lawyer who poses half naked, someone I wouldn’t mind having represent me or the site, but she does have a rockin’ body…and she puts it out there on the internet cuz that’s what the internet is for…just one step closer to becoming a cam girl…and that’s good.

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2012

01

Aug

Miley Cyrus Nude in a Bath of the Day

The most depressing thing about these pics is not that she isn’t showing her nipples. but is instead showing her back, because let’s face it, Miley doesn’t have to post nude yet, or really even ever, because she is set of life and the day she does pose nude, it won’t bee about the money, but about the glory that comes with the attention you get when you pose nude….you see cuz bitches never pose nude at their peak…they always pose nude when they have fallen off both physically or emotionally or mentally….

The most depressing thing about these pics, is that I know they are old cuz she is blonde now…

I’m just gonna go kill myself, or catch up on my Teen Beat reading….I haven’t decided yet..

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

01

Aug

Miranda Kerr Naked of the Day

Here are some pictures of a nude photoshoot the amazing Miranda Kerr posing nude because that’s what happens in a nude photoshoot….unless I am the one coordinating it….becuase if I am…it usually ends in unwanted pregnancy…but more importantly, unwanted conception…because girls don’t like sex with me…that’s why I gotta force em into it…literally…

The photographer is LAURENT DARMON and motherfucker delivered!

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|NSFW

2012

01

Aug

Paulina Gretzky Hot in Complex of the Day

My friends and family over at COMPLEX have made magic today – by getting attention seeking Paulina Gretzky hot in one of their recent photoshoots….making the irrelvant spoiled brat…relevant….they gave her that stamp of approval that she needs to feel validated in her ridiculously priviledged life….cuz the spoiled ones are always the ones seeking fame, exposure, instead of rocking their trust fund to the ground….I guess trying to make a name for themselves cuz they are tired of being Wayne’s daughter….which reminds me, Wayne is such a ridiuclous sounding name….

The joke in all this is that she’s a recording artist….about to drop an album….who knows…maybe she’s a talent who just conveniently has access…but I think we all know the key to her success…and that is showing off her tits….works for me.

Here’s the video….


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Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2012

01

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Instagram has given me a complex.

I always forget to take pics of the ridiculousness I see and always end up putting up pics of my dog.

I look like the crazy cat lady cuz I get too drun to molest and take pics of it.

It is putting me into a depression. My Instagram screams “Time to kill yourself”….

Probably should work on that.

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Dancing Walrus LOL (VIDEO)
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20 Hottest Viral Sensations in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cotton Candy is Awesome and If That Makes Me Gay, So Be It – VIDEO
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HOLY SHIT COURTNEY STODDEN ACTUALLY GOT A REALITY SHOW
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Free Cam Shows Are Some of the Finer Things in Life (NSFW)
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off on Video (NSFW)
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Snoop Dogg Has Lost His God Damn Mind
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Well Hello Luisana Lopilato (NSFW)
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2012

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

As amazing, innovative, exciting and genius I am…this shit gets repetitive, if it didn’t get me models to fuck, I’d probably give it up to pursue my one true passion….masturbating….challenging myself to cum in the most creative ways and places one day at a time…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Olivia Munn Pulls Her Eyelashes Out Because She’s A Crazy Person
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Courtney Love Wants Lana Del Rey And Everyone Else To Know That “Heart-Shaped Box” Is About Her Vagina
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20 Hottest Viral Sensations in Sports
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Dancing Walrus is Awesome
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Claudia Romani Really Wants To Show Her Pussy. I Can Tell!
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This Chick Sucked Cock On A Sex Tape. Pretends Shes Devastated…
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Olympian Jessica Ennis for Cosmo
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When Free Food Goes Wrong (VIDEO)
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Gallery: The 10 Corniest Places People Have Been Trapped In Horror Movies
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Christina Milian Swimsuit Tweets
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Lindsay Lohan Crashed Katy Perry’s Party Then Stalked Her
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Jenna B is Sexy by the Pool (NSFW)
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Adriana is Sexy in a White Bikini (SITE NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Show, Hubba Hubba (NSFW)
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GTA: Vice City – 1988 – VIDEO
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Blonde Amateur Fingers Her Tight Butthole (NSFW)
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Aly Raisman’s Parents Are All-Around Awesome in Olympic Reaction Video
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Tera Patrick in a White Dress Video (NSFW)
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Loui Batley Leaked Topless Pics (NSFW)
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Kat Dennings Has Christina Hendricks Tits
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Tits and a Keg Are Pretty Much the Best Combo If You Ask Me (NSFW)
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Katy Perry Upskirt & Cleavage on the Balcony (NSFW)
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Kate Middleton Hanging Out at the Olympics
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Olympics 2012: The 11 Most Shocking Moments From the London Games… So Far (PHOTOS)
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Elyse Taylor is a Sexy Model
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Lawsuit Accuses Dennis Hopper’s Son Of Raping 15-Year-Old
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Russian Beauty is All Laid Out (VIDEO) NSFW
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Natalie and Cameron Get It On
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Kreayshawn is Topless..Kinda (Semu NSFW)
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A Little Jessica Alba, Just Because
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Rachel Weisz @ “The Bourne Legacy” Premiere
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Sexy Waitress Downblouse (NSFW)
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Snoop Dogg Banned From Norway for Two Years
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Katy Perry WTF Are You Wearing?
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J Woww Should Change Her Name To J-Fucking Disgusting
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Spiderman Fail
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Katy Perry Shows Us A Part Of Her. The Panty Upskirt Part
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Mos Def Tribute to Mohammad Ali
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20 Hot Athletes You’ll Know After the Olympics
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Amanda Holden Thick in Marie Claire
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Jack Russel Vs Glass Door
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I remember How Badly I wanted To FUCK this Chick. Sadly, I Still Do.
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Olivia Wilde Tight Shirt
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Kelly Brook Bra
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Sophiie Simmons and her Mom’s Legs
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Rose McGowan Tight Pants
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Kelly Ripa Legs
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I think Mila Kunis is Pregnant
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Some Hot Russian Bitch Naked
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The Dumbest Shit Said in Porn
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No Panties at the Park
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Lesbian Sex
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Hot Teens at the Beach
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Random and Amazing Porn Vids
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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