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2012

16

Jul

Aubrey O’Day One Step Closer to Sucking Dick on Camera of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a ridiculous self promoter who I follow for no real reason. I don’t find her hot, if anything I find her disgusting, fat and piggish in desperate need of an eating disorder…..I don’t find her entertaining, if anything I find her boring, annoying, irritating….The only thing funny about her is that she has no shame and is willing to get half naked despite her obvious flaws…but that’s just cuz fat people in tight clothes are always entertaining, even if they are not pleasant to look at….so maybe I do it for the laughs….or maybe I’m just too lazy to not bother unfollowing her….because it sure as hell isn’t waiting to see her next move….even though her next move should be a porn career for press and exposure she seeks…instead of her porn quality music career that is just embarrassing and hard to stomach or listen to….

Here she is face close to dick…one step closer to sucking dick on camera…you know testing the waters before an inevitable career move that will flop like her belly over her pants every time she squeezes into her two sizes too small….


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2012

16

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini is Still Hot of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first “supermodel”/bikini model I have a memory of jerking off to. It was 1989, she was new to the model scene from Australia, and I got my hands on the SI 25 year anniversary VHS, where they filmed her shoot, all hard nippled and possibly even sheer bikinied, with a rockin’ body in a two piece bathing suit unlike any girls i went to high school with, all dumpy in their one piece, all unwilling to suck my dick, all acne scarred and half retarded or inbred looking, while this piece of maginficent top grade luxurious pussy, provided hope….hope that more girls were like this and less like the small down hicks I was stuck with….and as far as I’m concerned, 23 years later, she’s still got what it takes to make me ejaculate on myself, not necessarily with her hot old lady ass that I would still let shit in my mouth but only because it is Elle Macpherson, but that I wouldn’t jerk off to because her catalog of work is still accessible thanks to the internet….so I’ll stick to her at her prime..


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2012

16

Jul

Arianny Celeste in Some Self Shot Fake Tit in Bikini Pics of the Day

I have a real hard time celebrating fake tits.

I know people who love fake tits and can’t accept any tits other than fake tits….thinking that real tits just hang like shit, feel like shit and look like shit….while for the longest time I was totally against fake tits, until having a set of fake tits, and realizing that I wasn’t giving them the respect they deserved, opening me up to the idea of fake tits, but never to the idea of being impressed by fake tits, cuz really they cost 5,000 dollars, and anyone who saves up 5000 dollars can have a set, making the whole thing far less interesting because it’d be like someone showing off their 5,000 car….”shit is that a ’99 accord fully loaded, amazing”….only the damaged, daddy issue, insecure with herself version…that brings more joy than a ’99 accord even if it is fully loadd with low mileage….

I don’t know if I’m making my point here, but I know Arianny Celeste is fit with or without her fake tits, so I’ll post her self shot fake tit promo pics for the internet….

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2012

16

Jul

Madonna’s Miserable Boob Flash for Attention of the Day

I am on summer vacation, even though my life is a vacation, sure it is a poverty striken, third world country, trailer park version of a vacation, but unemployed, all the time in the world, and old weathered toothless prositutes, which was the theme of the weekend because she was willing to suck me off for 5 US Dollars…are more fun than posting pictures of Madonna, who has a lot in common with that toothless discount whore…..because both are willing to humiliate themselves with their little integrity and dignity in efforts to get a little attention or to make a little money….despite being too old and too tired and victims of having seen better days….but one has no fucking choice but to do it for the next fix…while Madonna has no excuse other than ego…She’s the worst and this titty flash trick to get noticed may work…but it is not as awesome as it would have been if she wasn’t 90 fucking years old.

Here’s her new video – where she’s doing the lady gaga – pantsless, shitty music, but in her 60s…..

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2012

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes weekends are better spent not having sex with toothless prostitutes…..good thing everyday is a weekend for me.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Hello Day. Here are some morning links.

Parkour Jump Fail – VIDEO
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The 50 Prettiest Faces in Sports
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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s Supercutlets!
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Making a Song With Windows Error Messages – VIDEO
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Sylvester Stallone’s son Was Found Dead
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Gallery: The 25 Hottest Lawyers In Movies & Television
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Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Hottie Does Some Sexy Self DP (NSFW)
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3-Year-Old Boy Shoots Dad Dead … Discuss
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Ali Milan is Down on All Fours (NSFW)
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2012

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight will not be a success unless someone gets pregnant – unless that someone is me – because that would probably be the end of me, ruin me as a man, possibly affect the way I walk and not worth the trouble, even if it gets me on Oprah.

The objective is to seduce as many girls as possible with false promises, broken dreams, and magical mouth and fingers…

We’re all allowed to dream…


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Here are some stepLINKS….

Oh, Sweet, Adrianne Curry’s At Comic-Con. I Bet She Wore Something Hot- WHAT THE
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Lindsay Lohan X Lady Gaga X Lana Del Rey = TRINITY OF TERROR
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Mila Kunis at Comic Con in Video
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Most Epic Faceplants in Sport
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Catching a 75 MPH Dodgeball
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 10 Worst Movie Twists Ever
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Jessica Jane Clement Got All Dolled Up
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Super Hot MILF Stripping on Her Teen Lovers Parents Couch (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Surprise Shark Fishing! WTF? – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Briana (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows. Make the Most of Your Weekend (NSFW)
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The 20 Stupidest Actual Gang Names in the FBI National Gang Threat Assessment
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Blondie and a Strap On (NSFW)
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The Worst Trash Talkers in Sports
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The Next Pile of Shit James Franco is Starring in is the Shittiest Pile of Shit EVER – VIDEO
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Getting Cosy and Sensual in the Sauna (NSFW)
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Jessica Barth Cleavage on the Red Carpet
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Jennifer Lopez Leaves American Idol To Pursue a Too Old for Pop Career
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The 100 Hottest Olympic Bitches
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Reporter Hit By a Car
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Bite That Nipple Girl (NSFW)
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Gemma Massey Upskirt + Upskirt + Upskirt (NSFW)
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Kristen Stewart is Smiling
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Celeb Mugshot Gallery of the Day
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Rihanna is Happy Everyone is Fighting Over Her
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Rose McGowen Short Shorts
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Anna Kendrick Disgusting in Photoshoot
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Coolest Sports Pics of 2012
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Funny Commercial of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Is This Auctioneer on Drugs? – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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The Epitome Of A Horrible Mother: Woman Admits To Gluing 2-Year-Old Daughter’s Hands To The Wall And Beating Her Into A Coma
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Jessica Jaymes and London Keyes Get It On (NSFW)
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Some Sexy Cos-Playing Geek Girls (NSFW)
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Busy Phillips is Dull But she’s Got Good Cleavage
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Out & About: Rachel Bilson, Mischa Barton, Kelly Brook, Imogen Thomas
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Pretty Dirty Twins Get It On (NSFW)
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571 Piccolo Petes Shot Off at Once
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The Worst Trash Talkers in Sports
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Lana Del Rey is Full Of Shit in Black and White
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Lorena Bueri and Sabrina Torres Nude in Sexy Magazine (LOL)
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Juliana Rodrigues Nude for H Extremo
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Mila Kunis Shitty at Comicon
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Michelle Williams Shitty at Comicon
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Shay Mitchell Old Spice Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus Shorts Gone Skateboarding
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Chanel Iman Booty
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage of the Day
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Marion Cotillard WSJ Shoot
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Nicole Neal Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Emily Blunt Ass in Tights
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Sofia Vergaa 40 Birthday
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Kristen Stewart Hot T-Shirt at Comicon of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in Tights of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Bikini Stop Shop Porn
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Random Friday the 13th Porn
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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2012

13

Jul

Miranda Kerr Topless for Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day



Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria’s Secret ad that they aren’t payine me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, especially when you’re an evil billion dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, cuz you know you have us by the balls with the hot girls cast alone, making me angry on so many levels, even when staring at pretty hot model ass half naked…because I know I’m being seduced by the fucking devil…

Here’s the ad….

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2012

13

Jul

Kelly Brook Doughy As Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is doughy as fuck. This is the number one problem with girls who have fat natural tits…the rest of them always end up fat too. That is why it is key to get them when they are 18 – 25, before the metabolism slows down, cuz the fat natural tits you’ll be fucking with, won’t likely be fat tits on a bitch who makes her money and strives for fame based strictly on those tits, cuz if she ladder climbing, she wouldn’t be with you, cuz you are a fucking loser nobody who can’t help her get ahead or even help her have an orgasm….

You see what I am getting at is that this doughy as fuck body in a bikini is that of a bitch who devoted her life to being famous from abortions, to skipping meals, to working out all day to book jobs to get ahead…every inch of her to her core dedicated to being hot enough to get work….where as the average busty bitch just wants to lock a man down, get knocked up, gain 50 lbs….

So take this as a warning, cuz even those who work hard at something give up – here’s the proof.


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2012

13

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless for a “Ketchup” Shoot of the Day

Rosie Jones is proof that if you have an average looking face and a hot body, with rockin’ tits, all your dreams can come true, because guys love great tits, and will ignore an average looking face in order to get to them, something most average girls don’t grasp as they work their shitty 9-5 jobs for minimum wage…all it takes is a little exploitation and you can be a Glamour Model too, and really it’s not all that explotitive, in fact you end up a millionaire, while keeping your shitty job, will if you’re lucky make you 6 figures after 20 years of service, if all pans out like it is supposed to, but you get 4 weeks vacation which is nice enough when not compared to a life that is a fucking vacation of these Glamour models, who are only different from you cuz they pose topless….

I have no idea when these pics are for or what they are for…but I now that information doesn’t matter cuz she’s topless…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

13

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Handlers Post Another Promo Pic to Instagram of the Day

I always doubt the authenticity of celebrity social media accounts, because I assume they are too busy being celebrities, and more than capable of affording some idiot social media manager to run their bullshit, while they are too busy being celebrities, you know like a modern day fan club president, only unlike Selena, bitch lives in the end…..

But now I have no doubt in my mind that Candice Swanepoel’s “Angel Candice” twitter account, is in fact run out of the Victoria’s Secret head office, because she sold her South African HIV probably, Blood Diamond Apartheid, Nelson Mandela, soul to the lingerie company….in what was probably the smartest career move….

So they just use her as a vehicle to promote their shit, while she’s out being a celebrity model..

Here’s the most recent upload – cuz I like Candice Swanepoel.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel