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2012

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone wrote me to tell me that no one reads my site, they just come to it for the pictures, and that everything I write is stupid, because I guess he has read it enough to know that…because no one who would do such extensive research on the site’s audience would go into this uneducated on the topic….remindng me that people are generally idiots who don’t get it….and solidifying why I write this shit for myself because I have nothing better to do…and more importantly cuz it gets me model pussy….

Here are some morning links, while I wash this smell of model pussy off my hands before my wife thinks it’s a tuna sandwich and tries to eat me….the smell of food even when it is actually the smell of pussy makes her see red motherfuckers….

Say Hello to the Ultimate Contortionist – VIDEO
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20 Biggest (Slutty) nSports Socialites
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Sexy
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How To: LAND ON MARS – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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If This Is A Drug Deal, Russell Brand Is A Genius
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Skinny Chick, BIG Dildo – VIDEO
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The 10 Worst TV Shows Inspired By Movies
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been into adventures lately, you know going out there and meeting sluts, convincing them to take nudes with me, or take nudes on me….but I haven’t actually bothered going on any….I have facebook for that….I’m equally unsuccessful from the comfort of my own disgusting, miserable, hell I call home…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Russell Brand Buys Drugs
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Meet the Subway Stairs of Doom – VIDEO
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The Ultimate Contortionist
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Gisele Bundchen in Vogu Brazil
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Germany Asks a WAG to Tone Down Her Sex
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Kim Kardashian is a Pig for Vogue Uomo
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Golf is Stupid But These Trick Shots Are Awesome
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Man Claims Drinking His Wife’s Breast Milk Cured His Erectile Disfunction – Wait, What?
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Unknown Bikini Pictures
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Emma Stone is the Whitest Person on the Face of the Earth, But I Still Love Her
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Hot Lesbians in a Bathtub
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maryanne
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Johnny Depp Wrecked Amber Heard’s Happy Lesbian Home, Maybe
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Much Needed Sexiness To Your Day
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Skinny College Slut Gets Herslef
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Germany Asks This Sexy Soccer Girlfriend to Tone Down Her Sexy
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Kelly Hall is Bubbletastic
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Soccer WAG Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini
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You’re Not Gonna Believe What Katie Price Did To Her Boyfriend….
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If I Had All the Money in the World….
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Paparazzi Fight Creates Paris Hilton Upskirt
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Kim Kardashian is Whoring It Up and Dressed Like Her Mom
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Bar Refaeli + Irina Shayk Chick Fight!! Yesss!
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This Babe Right Here is Hot Shit
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ASSES: a Gallery
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Pure Comedy: Hilarious “Drunk Baby” Caption Pics Take The Internet By Storm!
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She’s Having Fun With a Dildo
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Daria Glover and Cynthia Vellons Get It On
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Kristen Stewart “On The Road” Leaked Boob & Handjob Footage
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Busy Phillips in a Plunging Neckline
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JLo is Still Slutty on Stage
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Big Tittied Romainian
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Chris Brown and Drake Put a Nightclub Out of Business
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Madonna’s Daughter is Posing in a Cone Bra
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This is How THings Land on Mars
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Rihanna Looks Like a Popsicle I want to Shove Up My Ass Tongue First…
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Dianna Agron Braless See Through Tits Make Me Happy
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Miley Cyrus Tits In Lingerie
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Britney Spears Big Titties In Tight Spandex Dress
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Johnny Depp Wrecked Lesbian Home
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Courtney Stodden Outrageous Twitpics….
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100 Hottest Girls in Sports
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Aweome Golf Trick Shot
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Paris Hilton Hardcore Panty Flash
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Selma Blair Boring in White
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Carly Rae Jespen Bpring in Blue
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Emma Stone Boring in a Trench Coat
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Minka Kelly in a White Tank
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Sofia Vergara Ass in Tight Jeans
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Marion Cotillard Looking Hot on Set
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Irina Shayk Hot as Fuck Promoting Shit
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Blake Lively Has Some Rocking Cleavage
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Ashley Tisdale in a Robe
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Skye Sweetnam Bikini Pics on Vacation
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Miranda Kerr’s Topless Beach Pics of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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She Fucks Moolionairs
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Some Bitch Showing her Tits at School
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Some Porn Videos To Jerk Off TO
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Old Woman Fucks for Money
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Some Dancing Boobs
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The reason the Internet is Revolutionary….SLUTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

Jun

Britney Spears Big Cleavage for X-Factor of the Day

Britney Spears bores me. The only thing good about her was back when she was 17 and doing that School Girl fetish shit, and even then I wasn’t sold on her, it wasn’t until the major breakdowns and the fat years that I had confidence she had anything of substance to offer the world…from getting knocked up by a ghetto white dude who pretended to be black….to shaving her head….and flashing her mom vagina to the paparazzi…she had so much potential…then she got locked down, medicated and boring…and showing some cleavage for some show she’s judging just doesn’t inspire…if anything…it just reminds me of what we’ve lost here….


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Posted in:Britney Spears

2012

28

Jun

Lucy Mecklenburgh White Bikini of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is on some show called the TOWNIES, which is some UK garbage that I assume is like Jersey Shore, but I don’t know what Sussex is, or why anyone cares about it, cuz I am not from the UK…I just know the bitch who is on the show self promoting herself was out in a white bikini, and that’s all it really takes to matter for me….I don’t give a fuck about body, shape or size…sure I like bitches fit and tight…but if they are half naked I’ll stare regardless of whether I like what I am seeing or not…cuz that’s all part of being a pervert….something I’m 80 percent sure I am….


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Posted in:Lucy Mecklenburgh

2012

28

Jun

Katy Perry for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

Katy Perry is doing high fashion and it is hilarious….

This busty pop tart trash is not exploiting her busty….she’s just doing some futuristic robot shit…and looks like an idiot….trying too hard…which is kinda her thing…

The only good thing about it is that her face looks better than ever….if only photoshop made masks people could wear to cover up their ugly….

The major fail in this shoot is that it isn’t topless….titties for fashion motherfuckers…..but that’s probably because Katy Perry isn’t a real model, she’s just pretending to be one, and that is unfortunate, cuz I’d like to see her topless…..but she knows she can’t show off he only thing she has going for her…the only thing authentic and mysterious that will keep people looking…..she probably also knows she has no business being in magazines….and if she doesn’t, maybe these pics will be a reminder…


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Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

28

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

(I am not allowed to post the pics)

Hilary Duff brought out her full mom tits in a bikini and everyone got excited because they finally got to see Hilary Duff with big fucking tits…without realizing that the rest of her is big too…you see cuz she’s a mom and carrying baby weight….and big tits or not, bitch is ruined….but at least in her defense she’s balling hard, doesn’t need to work, or to be fit and can live a life better than most….fat or not…ravaged mom pussy or not….baby weight consipiracy or not…she’s won….so we might as well take in what she’s got to offer….

I am not allowed to post the pics cuz the paparazzi hate me…but…..


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Posted in:Hilary Duff

2012

28

Jun

Trying to Look At Lana Del Lips other Lips of the Day

I hate Lana Del Rey….I don’t find her or her fucked up fake lips hot….her body is uninteresting and so are her performances…this bitch needs a fucking studio and computers to make her come across as anything worth bothering with…but she is a viral sensation, people are into it……so even if I hate it…she still exists…

Luckily, I have this incredible skill called being capable of looking up any fucking skirt on stage and holding a mic like a cock, everyday pornography…..even if I can’t actual see any panty or labia….because I’m talented like that….


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Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2012

28

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a Hot Bra Dress of the Day

Miley Cyrus reminds me, especially in her tight dress rockin’ a bra for a dress in public, all push up bra, totally making her tits shine in all their glory…..that 19 year old girls…or 18 year old girls who will be 19 in a two months…are worth my fucking time….you see cuz they may be stupid, friendly, inexperienced and naive….but that is what makes them amazing…I mean along with their awesome fucking bodies that haven’t turned 25 or gone south yet…and sure Miley may be hard, jaded, angry, ridiculous and her engagement proves that….spoiled and trained by Disney Execs like a hooker…but we don’t have to deal with her personality…we can just take in that young, tight metabolism…..


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

28

Jun

Marcia Cross Stretching Hard in Stretch Pants of the Day

Marcia Cross may be an old lesbian no one cares about….but she really knows how to do a deep fucking stretch, you know, a stretch that really loosens her up for her fitness that makes me want to fit things in her mouth, or even her ass, not that I would have that much of an issue cuz I am stacked like a gerbil, but there are always inanimate objects….

I know, I generally don’t appreciate old, retired in the sex appeal deparment kind of girls, but when they are red heads, they kinda rock me at my core and remind me that because I was stupid and found them freaks and disgusting back in high school when they were alienated and willing to fuck, but now….I’m the freak and disgusting, alienated by unwilling orange haired pussy that once made me gag but that makes me want to make them gag….I’m so classy.


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Posted in:Marcia Cross

2012

28

Jun

Danielle Sharp Hot for Front Magazine of the Day

Front Magazine is doing things right…They are finding hot nobodies and turning them into their own celebrities….probably paying them very little…but making them get topless in the process…usually showing off some rocking fucking tits, reminding us that real celebrities are a fucking headache, especially when there are hot eager everyday chicks who want to be famous willing to a lot for exposure…..I dig it…especially when the tits involved are so abnormally huge…..and amazing….

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW