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2012

27

Jun

Stephanie Rice Hot Swimsuit Pic that’s Causing Controversy of th Day

This ridiculous story hit a couple of days ago, I probably linked it but didn’t bother doing a post on it, cuz swimmer bitches, despite my hatred of fat chicks and my preferring a fit bitch, are built too fucking weird for me….all hipless in Seattle, RIP Nora Ephron….and broad shouldered

But I started seeing people in the media freak out about this Olympic swimmer you’ve probably otherwise never heard posting a pic of her in a fucking bikini….a fucking bikini…and she is a pro swimmer, not fat…what the fuck….

I can only assume people were just digging for an angle, or maybe the Russians are behind it, because it’s not like she posting pics of her with 5 black cocks in her farting cum out of her asshole onto kittens or some shit….It’s just a fucking bikini…..

People are idiots.

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2012

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve just been debating the authenticity of Hip Hop music…..is it pop or is it real….and by debating the authenticity of Hip Hop…I mean masturbating to your facebook profile….

Here are some links…

Real Life Gran Theft Auto? Maybe – VIDEO
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More Paulina Gretzky Twitter Whore-age
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Free Cam Shows Should Kill Some of Your Spare Time
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WTF Photo is Starring Angelina Jolie of the Day
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Lego Printer! Wait, What? – VIDEO
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What A Natural Kiss Between Two Heterosexuals In Love
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It’s Octomom In A Bikini Because I Hate You
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Drunk Nerdy Slut and Her Sluttier Best Friend – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 10 Douchiest Looking Rock Star Characters In Movies
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The paparazzi hate me…and all I want is to just be friends with them….It hurts my feelings….I think I’ll have to go cut myself, cry, drink heavy and fuck two hookers….and while I do that…Here are the stepLINKS….

Octomom in her Bikini
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Spice Girls Reunion Complete With Posh’s Cunt Face…Ughhhh
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Athletes and WAGS in Playboy Covers
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Some Hula Hoop Girl Doing The Hula Hoop In Short Shorts
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Angelina Jolie Flying On Set
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Kate Beckinsale Showing Off Her Body in Women’s Health
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Octomom Has Some Big Tits. Have A Look If You Dare
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Drunk British Bitches With Big Tits Poolside In Vegas
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Paulina Gretzky is a Puck Slut for Twitter
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Let’s Here It For Bouncing Boobs – VIDEO
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30 Pictures of Sexy Singers in Bikinis
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Doutzen Kroes Hot Bikini Mothering
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50 Cent Was In A Car Accident, Left On A Stretcher
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God I Love Flexible Chicks
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Lauira is Sexy by the Pool
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Tuesday Sexy
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Lesbian Slut Gets an Ass Fucking
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Playboy Covers Courtesy of Sexy Athletes and Sexy Athelete Wives and Girlfriends
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Lana Violet gives Jessica Nyx a Nude Massage
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Singer Amanda Palmer gets Naked for Fans
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This Video and This Video Alone is Reason Enough Not to Get Married – VIDEO
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Female Front Wedgie – PHOTO
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Miley Cyrus See-Thru Twit Pic in Black Bra
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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And Here’s Some Selena Gomez, Who is Going to Look 12 Forever
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Looking Good Sweetheart Part 2
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We All Have a Thing for Red Heads in Our Own Way
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Cassandra Kryptik is a Trashy Slut and I Like It
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Corpse On A Plane: Swedish Woman Forced To Sit Next To A Dead Man For The Duration Of A 10-Hour Flight!
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This Slut Strips Right Down
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Bzailey and Mason Get It On
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James Joyce Was A Dirty Dirty Dirty Old Man
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Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Ahhhhhh Salma Hayek
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Well Hey There Web Cam Hottie
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Lindsau Lohan Got More Photos Done By Dirty Terry Richardson
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Emily Rossum Bikni Twit Pics
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Unintentional Flying Tents
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Rebecca Romijn Bikini Top…..
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Jessica Biel See Through And Wet
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Sylvie van der Vaart Is One Hot WAG With Incredible Tits
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Miley Cyrus Is A Fucking Whiney Bitch…With Sweet Tits
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Woman Runs on Field to Grab Ass
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Kate Upton Hot in Vogue
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Funny Road Rage
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Mira Sorvino Big Cleavage
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Liz Hurley Hot in a Magazine
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Olivia Pires Hot in a Magazine
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Paris Hilton Not Wearing Pants
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Mary Louise Parker in a Dress
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Mariah Carey Huge Fucking Tits
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Blake Lively Hot Tits Strapless Dress
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pics
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Kate Hudson Bikini Action
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Jennifer Lopez Bikini
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Lucy Collet Topless in NUTS
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Eva Zaldivar Topless in Interviu
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Jennifer Lawrence Down Blouse Saving the Day
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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EPIC ASS – CUM FARTING DISGUSTING
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Cheerleader Porn
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Erectile Dysfunction Like a Boss
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Random Porn Videos
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The reason the Internet is Revolutionary….SLUTS
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2012

26

Jun

Kate Upton Terry Richardson GQ Shoot Video of the Day


People hate me because I call Kate Upton a fat chick who isn’t fat yet….those people unfortunately are optimists who don’t see the dark cloud over the future…They don’t believe in global warming and they are convinced that the rich aren’t investing in space travel because their industry has destroyed the world….they just live in their simple, happy, sheltered life behind blinders and appreciate a set of big fucking tits in a wet t-shirt….all hard nippled and amazing….but that doesn’t mean Kate Upton isn’t a fat girl in training….and even if she is I can still kick back and appreciate this shit too…I can put truth behind me and really take it in….cuz she’s busty as fuck…and this is exactly what the hype is all about amazing…

Either way, Terry Richardson is cashing in on this Kate Upton Train and this is the video that would be better if she didn’t look like she was gonna end up obese….but still good and busty…..

Here are more screenshots…..


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Posted in:Kate Upton|NSFW|Videos

2012

26

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a dream. I mean other than the whole inbred, half retarded, uneducated, not all that hot, in love with her daddy, spoiled fucking brat who thinks she is more important and talented than she actually is..part……but she’s a dream none the less…thanks to fucking Disney Execs at a young age to be here today….but more importantly thanks to her young, fit, tight body she puts out there proper….sure it’s not a very good dream, wet dream, and it ends with me being sodomized like a pig in the barn, but a dream none the less…

Here’s one pic she posted to twitter…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

26

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Unfortunate Bikini Pics of the Day

I can see this being a good ass if you were in some famine stricken country and in need of reproducing…you know you’d choose this pig of a woman and her fat ass to keep your genetics alive another generation…you know because she won’t die and has the nutrients to feed her baby all stored in her fat ass.

I was never a fan of Jennifer Lopez or her ass. I was never African enough, I just found it lazy and lacked personality….sure I love booty….just not this booty….especially not 50 after a bunch of twins….

She’s gross…..and in a bikini..


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BONUS (to some, horrible to others)- She was in another bikini/bathing suits for you die hard fans…click the pic to see her trying really fucking hard for the people and her tween boyfriend/sex object/male escort who should K-Fed her if she’s not menopausal…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2012

26

Jun

Mila Kunis Looking Pretty Fucking Gross of the Day

I partially feel cheated by Mila Kunis….sure unlike you I grasp that she doesn’t know I exist….and unlike you I don’t think she’ll ever be fucking me….and when I look at pics like this…I really don’t care about that….and unlike you, I don’t care what her taste in men is, even if one is a Culkin, raped by Michael Jackson, possibly HIV positive…..and the other Ashton Kutcher….pretty much the worst dude in all of Hollywood….for reasons that vary from annoying, to fucking annoying…to I hope someone beats that bitch with mommy issues up and leaves him to die…..for unrelated reasons to him banging Mila Kunis like this was That 70s Show……..

I feel cheated cuz I thought she was fucking cute. I really thought she was the ideal bitch to watch in movies, I mean other than her little tits that she never put out there naked….but still fucking cute….but I was wrong…and I’m never wrong about that shit….it was all movie magic…and this reminder in the form of pictures makes me hate her….


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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

26

Jun

Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Shape of the Day

Maria Menounos is greek and does anal….she also does shape magazine where she is photoshopped to shit in a bikini and I don’t mind…cuz I like unattainable body image issues and insecurities in girls…..even though she’s far more fun in a bikini when FLASHING HER CUNT …..She looks good even if she doesn’t really matter….

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2012

26

Jun

Jessica Rafalowski Me in My Place Photoshoot for July 2012 of the Day

Jessica Rafalowski is amazing…I am so into her body…it is ridiculous…more girls need to develop eating disorders and get plastic surgery to look like this cuz it is good.

If you don’t know who the fuck she is, you’re an idiot and we can’t be friends, which is convenient cuz I have no friends and I like it that way…

I don’t actually know who she is….but if you want to know who the fuck she is, use Wikipedia…

I can say she’s now in esquire…….Keep trying girls….and feel free to send me test shots along the way, cuz this bitch just ignores my emails, tweets and pics of my penis…

Posted in:Jessica Rafalowski

2012

26

Jun

Megan Fox Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is a cash grab photoshoot if I’ve ever seen one of Megan Fox and her captor pretending to be so happy in love when the only real happy person is David from 90210 because his brain washing worked and his sperm stuck to her uterus….You see cuz I know when she was at her peak and he was jealous he didn’t matter he told her at least once that he was into her before the rest of the world and she owed it to him while locked in the cage in the basement….

I don’t find pregnant chicks hot, they are disgusting and the only good thing about them is that you can fuck them raw dog and cum inside them without worrying about knocking them up…….

I just think it is tragic that she never did any nude scenes before ruining her vagina and pretty much the rest of her, cuz things will never be the same again….she’s got a small window of opportunity before it is too late…even though it is probably too late…

The good news is there are tons of hot girls, she is replaceable…goodbye Megan Fox and your pretty shallow, shitty career….


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