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2012

22

Jun

Georgia Salpa’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Georgia Salpa is a fucking nobody…but apparently being a fucking nobody is all it takes to get on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK….because before they decided to tag her as a celebrity…no one ever heard of her….

She’s of Greek decent, which means ANAL, but there’s really nothing exciting or taboo about anal anymore, because every fucking bitch, usually under 25, is into it…it is just the way the fucking world works and the few girls who are against anal, just haven’t been motivated to get into anal….

She’s also the 5th in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women pole, probably didn’t make first cuz she’s got a horse head and didn’t fuck enough of the public who voted…..but those top 100 lists are horseshit anyway….strictly based on the girls the magazine shot, publicity stuntin’…and means nothing….except maybe to give her WIKIPEDIA page some sort of substance or accomplishment…..

She’s 27 and trying hard to get out there before 30, and I give her credit for that, cuz so many hot bitches aren’t exploiting themselves for the dream, but instead working as secretaries and shit…and that is a huge waste of fake tits….

Here is some shit she posted to twitter….pretty uneventful, but I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Georgia Salpa

2012

22

Jun

Coco in an Offensive Fat Ass Staged Bikini Shoot of the Day

Coco is disgusting. I don’t know what or who got in her head and told her to pose half naked as often as possible after she left her life as a stripper for a man who could support her and make all her dreams come true….in a way that you would think would inspire her to not get half naked ever again cuz she doesn’t need to pay for baby formula like a common hooker anymore….she’s set….but I guess something happened in her youth…daddy issues…or some shit…where she needs to put herself out there as hard as she can…..cuz male attention is the only currency she knows….who fucking cares…cuz Coco, clothed or not…is disgusting.


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2012

22

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr is today’s hot mom in a bikini body to remind you as you stare at your wife’s gut in the backyard tanning this weekend as she drinks a beer, that she’s wronged you, lied to you, and is in turn ruining your life by telling herself it is ok to let herself go because she’s not getting paid 10 million a year to show off her body….when in reality…it is never ok to let yourself go…you lazy fucking pig who needs to stop the processed food, fast food, sweets and carbs cuz that’s why you are a fucking fatty, hit the fucking gym even if you’re tired cuz you’re poor, a mom of 4, and stop the fucking potato chips…..cuz every human can be built like Miranda Kerr, it just takes work, work you’re wife won’t put it, even though she expects you to work to pay the mortgage and give her the good life…..This lie has to fucking end.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

22

Jun

Sofia Vergara Hot in Vanity Fair Spain of the DAy

Sofia Vergara brought her big, old lady, hispanic mom tits, to a photoshoot for Vanity Fair Spain….and I didn’t really mind…because I don’t really have anything better to look at while other people are out living their lives…I just sort of sit here and rot away…and I might as well do it looking at some mystery of a woman that I know has more of a story than a rockin’ set of spic tits…I’m talking drug cartels, bribes, threats and deep throat action….shit she should write into a movie about a busty single mother going Hollywood….but that she can’t write cuz she dropped out of school too early to hop on a raft to America for that….

Here is the video….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

22

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Hot Old Body on a Yacht in a Bikini in Some Spy Photos of the Day

Jennifer Aniston was in her a bikini on a yacht, pretty much because she has won at life, taking her moderate looks and decent body, with rockin’ tits to the fucking top by getting cast in some show that made her a fortune when she was pretty much a nobody, leading to her being some spoiled fucking cunt, who gets to live the good life, on yachts with various men, none of whom marry her or knock her up, cuz she’s 45 and it’s too late for that, the uterus has closed up shop, and that’s what you get for being intolerable cunt no one wants to cum inside, cuz it means dealing with her for life….you know all vain and into herself, thinking she was the hottest bitch out there, with Brad Pitt on her arm, only to get a reality check that was Angelina Jolie, leaving her never the same, but still totally fucking irritating….

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2012

22

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Hot and Strategically Topless for Versace of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to her Instagram, I guess she’s proud of them…you know cuz being topless and all over some male model for 100,000 dollars or more, is something to be proud of, it is like a huge fuck you to everyone who works every day of your life for far less that 100,000 dollars, and this bitch made it in a couple of hours, in air conditioned studio that was catered and had massage people on staff and soft music to ensure everyone was relaxed….and she gets these perks of life cuz she’s hot and you’re not….Sucks to be ugly doesn’t it? Here’s that reminder….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

22

Jun

Shitty Quality Kristen Stewart On the Road Topless of the Day

Last month I posted THIS PICTURE THAT WAS RUMORED TO BE KRISTEN STEWART TOPLESS IN ON THE ROAD ….but I think it was probably Kirsten Dunst…..

Today, I am posting another pic, that is probably this gutter inbred hick who irritates me, because the tits, although pixelated, seem to be the right size….

Today I also read that Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having made 34.5 million dollars this year…….

That is fucking insane….considering she can’t act.

I guess it is just another example of low quality American made shit getting great success and exposure despite its inferiority all thanks to marketing…..I’m talking to you McDonalds……

But the good news is that even with all that money, she’s down to challenge herself as an actor, in a “Where do I go from here in efforts to find my soul while sitting on a 100 million dollar net worth”….and that place is topless in movies…

I dig it…..now if only I could K-Fed her….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW

2012

22

Jun

Miley Cyrus Amazing in a Belly Shirt of the Day

Miley Cyrus is amazing….sure she’s not any more amazing than the every day teen girls who dress equally slutty, with equally tight bodies, in ways they should be arrested for being kiddie porn producers just by leaving the house….if anything Miley is more fucking annoying, more spoiled, lives a more delusional, bratty insane life, that would likely make you want to punch her in the cunt…..but the good news is we don’t have to deal with any of that looking at her pic….all we have to do is treat her like the poster girl she is, and in turn encourage other girls to stay fit and show off those bodies, unlike those fatties in their 20s and 30s who have fallen off.

I dig it.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

22

Jun

Terry Richardson Shoots Tori the Topless Bitch of the Day

The nice thing about being Terry Richardson is probably the very littlee effort that goes into getting random girls named Tori to get topless for you….at least I assume the conversation went like this “OMG You’re Terry Richardson, I want you to take pics of me naked, I’ll even suck your dick”…because all girls are groupies and all girls are whores…and thank god for that, because without the whores, I’d have nothing to live for….

Either way, this Tori bitch, no matter what the reason, or how her meeting Terry Richardson went down…It happened, and it made for some pretty hot pics that are totally worth looking at…cuz a half naked bitch, is a half naked bitch….just some half naked bitches are hotter and paid more by the hour….

It all works out in the end….

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my night trying to convince a girl to send me nudes…what a waste of fucking time…she said she didn’t have what it takes….I said all you need is a mirror, a spread eagle stance and your phone….I woulda been better off spending my energy fucking with drunk girls and their genitals in person…but that would go against trying to meet my next wife on facebook…

All I do is write romance novels…and love songs….

Here are some morning links….

Microsoft Presentaion FAIL – Video
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This Falcons Cheerleading Babe is Also An Olympian or Something
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Free Cam Shows! Happy Friday
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This One is Titled Whore on a Horse
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Highest Wingsuit Jump Ever Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Poses Naked Behind Balloons
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Slutty Blonde Gets Nailed With a Strap On
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The 10 Sexiest Female Skateboarders
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