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2022

30

Nov

Lily-Rose Depp See Through Nipples of the Day

I guess the humiliation of Johnny Depp is over, because the system rigged some fake court case that made him a hero, or at least enough of a hero to hire him again, so they can all get back to making money…

This was after they used him to push some bullshit agenda that had him cancelled, which maybe his high profile case was fake all along…you know since everything is fake…

But now that he’s freed of all charges, back to working, fans as excited as his management and Disney….because that’s how you MANIPULATE people into supporting whatever you tell them to…like a party trick…

HATE JOHNNY DEPP NOW…..

NOW WATCH THIS….

LOVE JOHNNY DEPP NOW…..

And through it all, his daughter’s been pretty fucking hot, now trying to make some moves by getting in movies and I guess by being all european slutty with her tits out in a sheer top…..which I love.

The world may be a psy-op that toys with our minds and emotions, but so long as hot rich daughters have their tits out on their quest to matter, it’s not a bad place to be a slave.

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2022

30

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgie are the less shitty wedgie because they don’t involve some closet case bully in your high school trying to play with your underwear like some kind of pervert you know was diddled by his dad….forcing your shitty ass to embarrassingly streak your underwear for all the girls you have crushes on to point and laugh at your lack of hygiene thanks to a dairy intolerance….

Pussy wedgies are the more self inflicted kind of wedgie that showcases the front hole, the better hole, the pussy hole…allowing a motherfucker like me to see its fatness and glory, it’s lips and it’s clit, depending on how tight the pants giving the wedgie are….

Pussy wedgies are the wedgie that allows a pervert like me to guesstimate what the pussy would look like if it wasn’t being choked out by clothes…which may sound desperate, pathetic, embarrassing, because it is…but to me, a shameless pervert, I’ve come to terms with all that and I’m ready to stare knowing that if I don’t the pussy wedgie and pussy I’m looking at will walk out of my life forever, never to be seen again, so SEIZE the day….eventually pussy wedgies won’t be in style and we’ll look back on these days as the GILDED AGE of pussy in public….so TAKE it in…like you want each and every one to take you in….with ease and comfort..NO resistance. .

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2022

30

Nov

Denise Richards Pussy Shot of the Day

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I can’t confirm that this is Denise Richards and not some body double she’s hired to play her whoring herself on the internet like it’s some kind of low budget Hallmark movie….I am not in the room to smell the rot, disease and death gassing out the room from what was once a womb….

I can confirm that she’s gone so far as to photoshop her ass into some weird flat 2 dimensional weirdly colored entity, probably in efforts to offset the fact that she’s 100 fucking years old, far too old to be posing bare ass and pussy from behind content, but it’s just a things they will do for money, it’s a drug, because you’d assume bitch had money and didn’t need to turn tricks on the internet to pay her fucking rent….the whole thing, fucking creepy but I’m loving everything about it….it’s like a bad satire, a who woulda ever though in 1999 that this is where things would end up….oh Internet my partner and friend…how you’ve destroyed a society as I expected…

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2022

30

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit Bitches…

Don’t fall into the propaganda the big is beautiful, that fat is wonderful, that body positivity means treating your body like such shit that you can only fit in elastic draw string pants or the fat sized clothing they’ve created by pushing this whole fat chick economy…..it may feel good for a lazy bitch to be rewarded or told it’s ok…but I am a firm believer in celebrating the ladies who didn’t give into the scam because they like the way cookies taste and because they can pretend that body positivity is destroying your fucking body and slowly killing yourself so that you die young and aren’t a drain on social security or medicaid or whatever the fuck your pension programs are called…

It’s an evil agenda and fit bodies who like being fit, who know fit feels as good as it tastes, and who would never become the fat chicks the system want them to be….are all you should be sexualizing…MAKE FITNESS GREAT AGAIN…and tell all the fat chicks you know that fat fucking kills…

FITNESS….and I am saying this as a self hating, wife hating fat fuck with a fat I don’t want to fuck but sometimes am forced to fuck due to marriage commitments and FREE RENT…if you know what I mean…

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2022

30

Nov

Jordyn Jones Slutty Lingerie of the Day

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It’s not a day without a confusing Jordyn Jones post. I don’t know why I am so into posting her fetal alcohol, inbred, white trash face in weird low level, lazy half naked selfies, because she’s a child reality star that was lent to the industry and based on how the fashion industry deals with kids, and based on how we’ve seen celebrity child stars come out of that whole thing, thanks to having shitty parents, doing an onlyfans for a quick cash grab is hardly as bad as it could be.

I mean where’s the back alley dick sucks, the unwanted pregnancies, the meth or fentanyl addiction, the trailer park dwelling….it’s no where to be found, just an idea of what could have been, if the internet perverts weren’t so fucking generous to her, since the only use for a dancing child reality star is selling half nudes to the fucking weirdos who even know who she is….

Point of the story her lingerie pics aren’t good, but her ass is fat and she’s no longer a reality star child, so sexualize her as she sexualizes herself for female empowerment, or the lie of empowerment, when really it’s just a cash grab.

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2022

30

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed Girls may not be the hottest bitches out there, they may eventually grow into what you’d expect them to grow into, being stoned and with munchies.. all the fucking time….

But at the same time a bitch who medicates herself, not that weed is that aggressive a drug, but it’s aggressive enough to make them fucking lazy enough to sit mindlessly on the couch, looking at a screen, playing video games, can be both a cheap date with LOW expectations, just throw her a bag of chips and wait for her to nod off before fingering her awake….and a fun date because she’s too fucked up and in her head to bore you with conversation….just mindless staring and drooling on herself like she’s lobotomized.

That’s not to say weed girls aren’t crazy, it’s just to say they are LESS crazy when on the weed, so for that we celebrate dumpy bitches from getting high getting high…..not that all weed girls are dumpy, but you’d imagine most who produce smmutty content around being high are….it’s a lifestyle bro, you just don’t get it.

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2022

30

Nov

Stella Hudgens Shaking Her Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens flashed her tits once, opened the flood gates, because she clearly fucking loves flashing her tits, it’s thrilling, it’s exciting, it’s what the people want to see, it’s what she likes showing…

I guess it’s easier to pull your titties out in a video to get some love, or money than to work, it’s the vibe of the generation and it’s awesome.

Sure, I actually prefer being cockteased by girls who don’t pull their tits out, make me suffer wanting to see your tits, but I’m ok with throwing all that to the wind and letting the tits out there so that I can scroll past them desensitized to them.

I think this is a story of victory, it’s a story of winning, it’s a story of hope…because since Stella hit the scene as the celeb sister people wanted to fuck, everyone was like “look at her tits’….”she’s a busty version of Vanessa”….”check out those tits”….and all that willing of tit, all that putting it to the universe, WORKED….LOOK….TiTS.

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2022

30

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….

Here’s my body positivity post for all the fat bitches out there living their best life like they are hot chicks, knowing that the majority of chicks are fat, so that people like you, the bottom feeders no one wants will worship them, because you have no other options, you are desperate, you think maybe you’ll have a shot even if you can’t afford them…..unless you own a grocery store or work at the grocery store and get the employee discount…

Point of the story, fat kills, just not fast enough but it shouldn’t be something to sensationalize, normalize, it’s still a freaky fucking fetish I don’t understand, because there are hotter chicks you can jack off to out there, but if it’s all you know, cuz it’s all you could get, then it’s all you know, now that everyone is fat….