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2012

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just saw two high school students pretty much having sex in the park behind a building while their friends watched and cheered them on until the cops came to break them up in what was the weirdest thing I would have filmed if it wouldn’t have got me sent to jail and if I wasn’t so sucked into the amazing…cuz they were 14…..even though 14 today is like 20 from when I was 14…cuz girls get their periods at 4.

I like living in the ghetto. Rich kids fuck in their houses while their dad is at work and their mom is out fucking the tennis pro….Poor kids have no where to go cuz their parents are sitting on the couch in the one room apartment watching Jerry Springer re-runs all day…

You know how it is….here are some links..

Bob Beamon’s World Record Long Jump Whoa! – VIDEO
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100 Hottest Olympians of 2012
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FRee Cam Shows Will Brighten Up Your Monday
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Leann Rimes is Out of Her Damn Mind of the Day
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JWoww is a Fucking Fame Whore Idiot And I Hate Her
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These Three Sluts Get Crazy on Video Chat
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This Looks Like a Great Work Out….If You Have a Fucking Death Wish – VIDEO – VIDEO
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Cute Girls On Bicycles Make For A Great Fashion Campaign, Especially For You Hipster Idiots
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2012

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Girls get mad at me for climbing up fire escapes to watch them while getting ready to go out after taking a shower….they get mad when I sift through their garbage and find out where they work or like to hang out…but for some reason they don’t get mad when I add them to facebook, jerk off to their bikini pics, find out where they work, go to school, hang out, who their last 4 boyfriends were, what their parents do and all other things about their life….and that is the great hypocrisy in life…this generation…

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Here are the stepLINKS….

Mena Suvari’s Golden Chipmunk Butt
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Jenny McCarthy Sexted Her Dentist. No Shit.
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Joey’s Big Fall is Amazing
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25 Hottest Athlete Daughters
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Carrie Underwood Showing Off Some Little TItty
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Kim Kardashian is Horrible in Vogue
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Coco the Fat Biker in her Bikini
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Scooter Jump Fail
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30 Must-See Pictures of Leighton Meester
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Torrie Wilson Sexy Twitter Bikini Picture
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Some Ashley Green, Just Because
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Super Sexy Towel Dance Striptease
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Caro is Stripping Down
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Free Cam Shows Hotness
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JUSTIN BIEBER FANS ARE THE FUCKING WORST OF THE DAY
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This Slutty Pig is Taking a Piss in Front of Some Dudes
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The 25 Most Beautiful Athlete Daughters in Sports
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Monica Jong takes a Bath
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Katherine Heigl’s Ass in an Extended Scene from Side Effects
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Pimp Mama Kris Trained Her Hos Well
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Looking Good Sweethearts – You’ve Been Warned
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Aly Michalka’s Huge Boobs In See-Thru Shirt
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I Almost Forgot How Hot Sara Carbonero Is
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Some Blake Lively, Just Because
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Selena Gomez in a Bikini, Isn’t Into 50 Shades of Grey
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Say Hello to Riley Reid
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Mom High Off Bath Salts Dies After Attacking Her 3-Year Old And Stripping Down To Nothing: Neighbors Heard Growling! [Video]
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Gotta Love a Sexy Web Cam Babe
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Lola and Her Friend Get It On
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How About Some Sexy Hula Hooping?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Sheer Lace Dress
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Cheryl Cole Hotness
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Super Stunning Ex Girlfriend
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Rachel McAdams is Looking Like a Librarian, I Don’t Know Where the Fuck Her Hotness Went
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Coco Austin Sweet Ass Big Tits Tiny Bikini. Score!
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Eva Mendes Is So Fucking Hot In This Outfit…
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Some Acrobatic Gymnastics
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J.Lo is Horrible in a See Through Outfit
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Best Robot Dance Ever
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Sophie Alexandra Titty Outtakes
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Bianca Henry Outtake Titty Pics
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Joanna Krupa is Hot in her BIkini
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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BIG DILDO SOLO
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Some Radom Great Porn
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Lesbian Sex on the COuch
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THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED FOR
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

15

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Hot in Her Bikini Showing Tit for Vogue Italia of the Day


Eniko Mihalik is a great model cuz she shows her fucking tits….

Here she is in a shoot for Vogue Italia shot by Miles Aldridge, the brother of Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret fame and some other model who will remain nameless cuz she’s ditched me as a friend on facebook and life the second she got a modeling contract, bitch…

Earlier this week, some TERRY RICHARDSON STUDI SNAP SHOT NUDES OF HER DROPPED …..and now this…titties for fashion twice in one week…that’s some good ratio….some eager to be famous and willing to do what it takes to get there including getting naked cuz she doesn’t want to be shiped back to Hungary like a cabbage eating Magyar…the kind of work ethic ethnic I love…..

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Sarah Jessica Parker in the Most Offensive See Through of all Time of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker…..the horse woman….is up there with the worst fucking people to ever be on TV….but more importantly the worst fucking people who were celebrated as being attractive, sexual, 30 something documenting her friend’s sex life, all stylish and showing off her big tits for her small frame, distracting from the fact that she was disgusting, cuz other women built her up…and dudes were forced to go along with it, cuz vagina controls us….

So seeing her lookin’ like a zombie you’d need to be on bath salts to wanto to get down with….rocking a see through shirt with no bra…is fucking disgusting…in an amazing kind of way….amazing like Ripley’s Believe it or Not…not amazing like my dick’s so hard I should take a pic of it to use for sexting at a later date cuz it’s peaking….if you know what I mean….worst see through ever….

Posted in:Photos|Sarah Jessica Parker

2012

15

Jun

Bar Refaeli in a Boring Lingerie Shoot of the DAy

Bar Refaeli is boring…she’s a draft dodger in Israel, because she was too busy running around the world half naked with A-List celebrities all while securing her own over-hyped career….and sure her half naked body isn’t all that bad…but then again what half naked body is bad to begin with when you’re not fat and have rocking tits…..and this photoshoot of her doesn’t really make her any more interesting as a person…but I guess when you’re a half naked bitch, being a person, or her personality, morals, values, and character don’t really factor into things….you see cuz being half naked takes precendence…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Torrie Wilson Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

Torrie Wilson is some old as fuck, weathered and beat up, stripper looking pile of ghetto white trash, who used to be a wrestler……you know one of the tacky bitches they threw into the mix to not make the homophobic trailer park fans feel gay about getting a boner for the half naked men, greased up and grinding…

The only thing hot about her is that she is not fat…in fact from 14-20 she was anorexic and love eating disorders cuz they remind me that not all girls are lazy as fuck and into sloppy bodies…her anorexia turned into an unhealthy fitness addiction…..that led to wrestling….

Here she is showing off her fake hair, lips, tits in her inappropriate for a 50 year old hard lookin face, but luckily not so bad because bitch is fit, even if her skin cancer from tanning too hard skin is kinda hanging off her,

Posted in:Photos|Torrie Wilson

2012

15

Jun

Coco’s Ass Being Used as Table for Bethenny Frankel of the Day

Coco and Bethenny Frankel are both equally horrible, shit stains on society cunts, who shouldn’t matter, but do matter, cuz America is into celebrity and making celebirites out of fucking garbage human beings….

I have seen Bethenny Frankel on her own show once, whinning and being annoying brad about launching her fucking skinny girl bullshit drink…and I have seen Coco stripping in the 90s before Ice T decided to scoop her up and support her life like a lottery ticket she paid for with hre throat fucking skills and the fact that she already had a fat ass and tits, something that black dudes love on white bitches…..

So I can say with confidence that I hate them both.

So seeing COCO bent over, while Bethenny Frankel takes a sip of her shitty fucking cocktail….would be far more interesting if it ended in explosive diarhea….

Or more interestingly, in spontaneous combustion, I’ve heard that it happens to cows because of the methane in their stomachs, and since Coco is a cow, it’d only be fitting….

But unfortunately, all we’ve got is this pic of these old hags thinking they are so clever thanks to their strategic hooker behavior that got them both the good life they have today…..

Posted in:Bethenny Frankel|Coco

2012

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Greased Up Cleavage for Instagram of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking devil….not to mention a fat, lazy, spoiled slob of a woman who wasn’t even good in her sex tape, but for some reason became a brand that makes a fucking fortune….

She was kinda clever, posting a pic of her foot in her monster sister’s Khloe’s shoe, quoting something from the OJ trial, because she knows OJ is the monster sister’s real dad, and that is funny to mock….

I don’t know what this picture is from, but I do know that Kim Kardashian is promoting it hard, so she must like the way they photoshopped her into something that isn’t all that offensive, you know cuz they cropped it cleavage up, leaving out all the fat bellys, gunts and thighs….good times…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Xenia Deli Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

Xenia Deli is some hot as fuck ridiculously hot as fuck amazingly hot as fuck model who pretty much came out of no where, but who has an awesome name, that I can imagine comes from some war torn country…..and she’s doing this model thing big…..getting naked for fashion from all ankles…positioning herself in a way that she’ll become the next big thing…I’m talking bigger than Kate Upton, cover of SI, working for Victoria’s Secret…not being used to her willing to get naked potential…but making serious fucking bank….look out for this one, them titties are going places…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Xenia Deli

2012

15

Jun

RIP LINDSAY LOHAN IN ADVANCE of the DAy

I just read a story that Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I am not happy about this….

Since the beginning of the site, I have been up on Lohan. She has been the single most important celebrity to me. After years of pretending to stalk her, teasing her, trying to seduce her, we became texting buddies for a few months, hung out once three years ago, and that was the end of that….at least on her end….

For the last three years, I have been on her ass, trying to win her back, trying to save her, cuz I truly believe she can be greatness…she just needs me to K-Fed her and keep her in line, but she wasn’t having it….and never answered….except for the above message last week after the car accident…

Well, I just found out she was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I legitimately….felt sad.

If Lohan dies part of DrunkenStepfather dies….what a fucking waste of amazing….

I generally mock celebrity death….but I don’t mock Lohan….or her death…even if she doesn’t really respect life or her talent as much as she should….I get it, she’s a tormented soul…had a rough life…but it is so easy to fix…

I just hope she is ok…seriously….if not RIP IN ADVANCE motherfucker. 🙁

UPDATE -She’s OK. She’s on set working…Not dead yet and I still want to K-Fed her…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan