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2012

28

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

(I am not allowed to post the pics)

Hilary Duff brought out her full mom tits in a bikini and everyone got excited because they finally got to see Hilary Duff with big fucking tits…without realizing that the rest of her is big too…you see cuz she’s a mom and carrying baby weight….and big tits or not, bitch is ruined….but at least in her defense she’s balling hard, doesn’t need to work, or to be fit and can live a life better than most….fat or not…ravaged mom pussy or not….baby weight consipiracy or not…she’s won….so we might as well take in what she’s got to offer….

I am not allowed to post the pics cuz the paparazzi hate me…but…..


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2012

28

Jun

Trying to Look At Lana Del Lips other Lips of the Day

I hate Lana Del Rey….I don’t find her or her fucked up fake lips hot….her body is uninteresting and so are her performances…this bitch needs a fucking studio and computers to make her come across as anything worth bothering with…but she is a viral sensation, people are into it……so even if I hate it…she still exists…

Luckily, I have this incredible skill called being capable of looking up any fucking skirt on stage and holding a mic like a cock, everyday pornography…..even if I can’t actual see any panty or labia….because I’m talented like that….


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2012

28

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a Hot Bra Dress of the Day

Miley Cyrus reminds me, especially in her tight dress rockin’ a bra for a dress in public, all push up bra, totally making her tits shine in all their glory…..that 19 year old girls…or 18 year old girls who will be 19 in a two months…are worth my fucking time….you see cuz they may be stupid, friendly, inexperienced and naive….but that is what makes them amazing…I mean along with their awesome fucking bodies that haven’t turned 25 or gone south yet…and sure Miley may be hard, jaded, angry, ridiculous and her engagement proves that….spoiled and trained by Disney Execs like a hooker…but we don’t have to deal with her personality…we can just take in that young, tight metabolism…..


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

28

Jun

Marcia Cross Stretching Hard in Stretch Pants of the Day

Marcia Cross may be an old lesbian no one cares about….but she really knows how to do a deep fucking stretch, you know, a stretch that really loosens her up for her fitness that makes me want to fit things in her mouth, or even her ass, not that I would have that much of an issue cuz I am stacked like a gerbil, but there are always inanimate objects….

I know, I generally don’t appreciate old, retired in the sex appeal deparment kind of girls, but when they are red heads, they kinda rock me at my core and remind me that because I was stupid and found them freaks and disgusting back in high school when they were alienated and willing to fuck, but now….I’m the freak and disgusting, alienated by unwilling orange haired pussy that once made me gag but that makes me want to make them gag….I’m so classy.


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Posted in:Marcia Cross

2012

28

Jun

Danielle Sharp Hot for Front Magazine of the Day

Front Magazine is doing things right…They are finding hot nobodies and turning them into their own celebrities….probably paying them very little…but making them get topless in the process…usually showing off some rocking fucking tits, reminding us that real celebrities are a fucking headache, especially when there are hot eager everyday chicks who want to be famous willing to a lot for exposure…..I dig it…especially when the tits involved are so abnormally huge…..and amazing….

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2012

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Picking up hitchikers, especially when they are hot and 19, leaving a club drunk looking for the next party without wanting to spend money on a cab, makes for a good fucking time….I have never felt like a hero holding a girl captive like a did last night….don’t worry, she was into it after the initial fear from “childlocks” subsided…..That’s why I fuck models…

Here are some links…

Cats in Water – A Compilation
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Women’s Canadian Rugby Team Raises Money with Sexy Nude Calendar
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday More Sexy
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I Want a Backyard Waterslide and I Want One NOW! – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Well, At Least We Know Ashton Kutcher Didn’t Get Mila Kunis Pregnant. Yet.
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18 Year Old Makes A Slutty Self Shot Video – VIDEO
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Meet The Girls From ‘Girls’
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I am misrepresented on the internet…cuz all girls think I’m creepy when all I really am is an internet comedian sent here to seduce them and make them horny…I got 2-10 complaints on facebook and twitter and instagram for liking a girl’s picture, or adding a random, all this amazing unwelcomed with open arms….people need to lighten up…it’s just the fucking internet and I may be horrible, but I am equally amazing….That’s why I only fuck models and hot girls send me nude pics often….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Hilary Duff Mom Tits in a Bikinii
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Angelina Jolie Flying is Hysterical – Almost as Godo as Jersey Shore on Jet Packs
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100 Most Attractive Women in Sports
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Wedding Party Falls into Lake
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Kesha has a Lip Tattooo
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Jessica Lowndes All Wet In A Bikini
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Paris Hilton New Pussy Panty Flash
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Chuck Norris: ‘Obama Is Making The Boy Scouts Gay To Let The Russians In’
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The Trollsen Twins Have Made Everybody Hate Them Again
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HAHAHAHAAHAH Wedding Party Falls Into Lake HHAHAHAAHHA – VIDEO
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The 25 Best Movies Of 2012 (So Far)
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Blake Lively Is Just A Hot Piece
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Two of the Cutest Teen Girls Ever Dance Like Future Strippers
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Gotta Love Sluts in Knee Socks
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Free Cam Shows Will Make your Life Better
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Somebody Get Me Some Fucking BONKERS – VIDEO
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This Slut Filmes Herself While Rubbing One Out
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The 100 Most Attractive Women in Sports Today
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Jodie Gasson Topless by the Pool
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Sofia Vergara Sexy for Vanity Fair Spain
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Naked Sluts at a Car Wash – VIDEO
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Anthony Davis Is Trademarking His Glorious Unibrow
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Hayden Panettiere is Camel Toe-y
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Ahhhh Miranda Kerr
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Salma Hayek and Blake Lively Are the Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Sweet Sexy Mircea Monroe
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Selena Gomez looks drunk
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Cutest Girl You Will See All Day? Possibly?
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Nip Slips. A Gallery
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Sara Jay and Angelina Castro Are Going to Give Blow Jobs to All of Their Twitter Followers or Something
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She’s Sexy in Knee Socks and It’s All on Video
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She’s Going for the Upskirt – VIDEO
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Top 5: WTF Terry Richardson Stories!
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Cameron Diaz is Dull
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Sluts Who Attended “Katy Perry: Part of Me” Premiere
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FLYING TENTS WTF – VIDEO
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Rihanna Almost Got Set on Fire
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Weird Arm Contortion Dance
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How Would You Like To Fuck This Chick. So Hot
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16 Year Old Titties. Go On Have A Look. She Wants You To…
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20 Biggest Sports Socialites
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Woman Vs Parking Barrier
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Kate Upton at an Event!
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Amanda Seyfried in Shorts
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Katy Perry Has Cleavage
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Jennifer Lawrence in a See THrough Dress
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Ashley Tisdale Going to the Gym
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Mischar Barton Tight Dress
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Kaley Cuoco Done Gone Shopping
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Mila Kunis – Period Pants
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Tiffany Thiessen the forgotten years
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Kim Kardashian Fat Dumpy Ass at the Airport
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Antique Porn Is Amazing
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Kids Fucking After School on the Street
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A Different Type of Breakdown
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Random Porn Clips For You to Party To
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Tits on TV
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The reason the Internet is Revolutionary….SLUTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

27

Jun

Paris Hilton Horrible Panty Flash of the Day

So the story goes like this…Fat paparazzi snapped off a pic of Paris Hilton walking down stairs in a short tight dress….and her entourage decided to play hero and attack the dude…cuz I guess she was having a herpes outbreak and didn’t want it seen, or maybe she forgot she only has this public figure cuz of a fucking sex tape….a sex tape with penetration…and blowjobs…that lead to many more pussy flashes….and panty flashes…but I guess she’s cleaning up her useless, washed up image, in hopes of being more like a Kardashian…cuz being the clown version of a Kardashian, outplayed by the Kardashians at her own game…is both humilating for her….and amazing for the rest of us as we point and laugh at her…

The real tragedy was that she wasn’t killed in the fight….and either was Brandon Davis: Cokehead Billioniare…

I can’t post the panty pic, but I can post a link to it, cuz the paparazzi fucking hate me….


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Posted in:Paris Hilton

2012

27

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Hot in DT Magazine Spain of the Day

I am a big fan of looking at Candice Swanepoel in her various overpaid states of undress cuz I have nothing better to do with my time…and because the models I know are a different kind of model…filled with less hotness and equal level of high risk for HIV….even though they aren’t from Africa and they don’t have stats working against them…they are just disgusting….but Candice Swanepoel…is spectacular….enough….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

27

Jun

Kendall Jenner in her Bikini of the Day

Having a site called DrunkenStepfather has been a curse, cuz people think I am some kind of weirdo who fantasizes about fucking my stepdaughters, even though I do have sex with my stepdaughters when they let me, usually at family functions, but they are over 18….It is not like I am a creep or something….but for some reason…people think I am…and instead of realizing I make sluts famous…they just assume I’m into jailbait….when my favorite age is 20 with enough experience under their belt to not annoy me with everything they say…and with bad blow jobs….

Point being, I don’t care for this Kendall Jennner under 18 year old in her bikini, but I like her better than the rest of her evil monster mash family….but that’s just cuz she’s fit….young and tight…like so many girls I see Roaming the streets in booty shorts making the world full of sex offenders cuz every dude I know appreciates the shit…that is what makes us dudes…


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Posted in:Kendall Jenner