I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

27

Jun

Maria Sharapova Ass Playing Wimbledon of the Day

I love tennis and not because I am classy, high society, a yuppie or WASP……but because it is the only sport I can watch…probably because the chicks aren’t all beast jocks…they moan and grunt like they are taking it up the ass for the first time…and they flash asses the entire fucking time….it is pretty fucking genius across the board…and this Maria Sharapova is the star of the fucking show….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Maria Sharapova

2012

27

Jun

Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Kate Upton for GQ rocking a wet T-shirt has been a revolutionary move for her….and it has turned people like me onto her….because before she was some bitch who wasn’t milking her tits to their full potential…who was just squeezing their sloppiness into a bikini…making me think her nipples were the of a fat chick who was only fat in her tits at 19 but who is gonna be fat everywhere when her body catches up to her….and I still believe that….only it just doesn’t really matter at all….cuz she’s in a wet t-shirt bro…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Nipples in a Weird Photoshoot for Terry Richardsaon of the Day

I love Lohan.

Sure, she ignores me even though she once used to text me always and that’s ok…why would she bother texting me….I’m not Terry Richardson, or a film producer, or anyone who can help her, or that she can use for more than being a face to sit on all fucking day, or a body to stand next to to feel skinny, before realizing what she is doing to herself and that she can do so much better, helping her find her self esteem and leaving me broken and alone, even though I have no soul or emotions…..I would have stories of banging Lohan…and possibly a cold sore or two as battle wounds to prove it….

She’s fantastic. I like to tell her we are connected at the soul. I like to believe she’s making a comeback and will win an Oscar….but more importantly…I like staring at her amazing tits that are probably fake…cuz really they are her best performance….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW|Photos

2012

27

Jun

Barbara Palvin In Victoria’s Secret Racier Collection of the Day

I am sure it didn’t take a genius….or that much market research to come to the conclusion that photoshopping out nipples is weird, misrepresentative of the product, and hard to jerk off to….even the Sears Catalog in the 70s had fucking nipple in it, why the fuck would we regress and go more Christian….like shit even the 1920s were more fun than our shitty conservative fucking lives and those people actually feared God and didn’t realize it was actually fucking Aliens….

Finally. I’ve been telling the idiots at Victoria’s Secret to step it up, modernize, stop playing safe, sure they never listened, but that’s only because they don’t know I exist, but I like to think that I have touched them indirectly, like I have touched so many of you and here are the pics…of Barbara Palvin….a hot fucking model…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2012

27

Jun

Aubrey O’Day is Filming a New Music Video with Hard Nipples of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is the fucking worst….I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice to know that I hate her but at least she has some structure to her hustle….

She’s shooting a new video that Debbie Gibson may have produced, which is pretty fucking hurting to being with and she’s already lost my interest….which is OK cuz I lost interest in her piggy look before I even know who she was or why the paparazzi were taking pics of her….

So Diddy banged her, who fucking cares, I know three girls Diddy banged over the last decade, all were treated like shit by him, none went on to make albums with 80s has beens….all knew their place as whores…

But Aubrey, Aubrey is different, she thinks she’s good, smart, pretty, talented, funny….she really is convinced she’s the whole package and I blame her dad for giving her too much positive attention…but not enough positive attention to leave her molested and confused, hating herself and asking “Why?”

The only good news is that she was smart enough to use her fakers tits and squeeze her obesity into some tight outfit that made her look semi appealing, especially to darker skinned folks, like Denzel….for a bunch of Instagram photos she took for her facebook/twitter/instagram fans….social networking in it’s most basic form…doing the Tila Tequila…like this shit was Myspace…..only I was blowing up her comments, and her fans aren’t as loyal as Tila Tequila’s army….

Here are the shitty pics….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photos

2012

27

Jun

Stephanie Rice Hot Swimsuit Pic that’s Causing Controversy of th Day

This ridiculous story hit a couple of days ago, I probably linked it but didn’t bother doing a post on it, cuz swimmer bitches, despite my hatred of fat chicks and my preferring a fit bitch, are built too fucking weird for me….all hipless in Seattle, RIP Nora Ephron….and broad shouldered

But I started seeing people in the media freak out about this Olympic swimmer you’ve probably otherwise never heard posting a pic of her in a fucking bikini….a fucking bikini…and she is a pro swimmer, not fat…what the fuck….

I can only assume people were just digging for an angle, or maybe the Russians are behind it, because it’s not like she posting pics of her with 5 black cocks in her farting cum out of her asshole onto kittens or some shit….It’s just a fucking bikini…..

People are idiots.

Posted in:Stephanie Rice

2012

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve just been debating the authenticity of Hip Hop music…..is it pop or is it real….and by debating the authenticity of Hip Hop…I mean masturbating to your facebook profile….

Here are some links…

Real Life Gran Theft Auto? Maybe – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

More Paulina Gretzky Twitter Whore-age
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows Should Kill Some of Your Spare Time
FOLLOW THIS LINK

WTF Photo is Starring Angelina Jolie of the Day
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Lego Printer! Wait, What? – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

What A Natural Kiss Between Two Heterosexuals In Love
FOLLOW THIS LINK

It’s Octomom In A Bikini Because I Hate You
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Drunk Nerdy Slut and Her Sluttier Best Friend – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Gallery: The 10 Douchiest Looking Rock Star Characters In Movies
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The paparazzi hate me…and all I want is to just be friends with them….It hurts my feelings….I think I’ll have to go cut myself, cry, drink heavy and fuck two hookers….and while I do that…Here are the stepLINKS….

Octomom in her Bikini
GO

Spice Girls Reunion Complete With Posh’s Cunt Face…Ughhhh
GO

Athletes and WAGS in Playboy Covers
GO

Some Hula Hoop Girl Doing The Hula Hoop In Short Shorts
GO

Angelina Jolie Flying On Set
GO

Kate Beckinsale Showing Off Her Body in Women’s Health
GO

Octomom Has Some Big Tits. Have A Look If You Dare
GO

Drunk British Bitches With Big Tits Poolside In Vegas
GO

Paulina Gretzky is a Puck Slut for Twitter
GO

Let’s Here It For Bouncing Boobs – VIDEO
GO

30 Pictures of Sexy Singers in Bikinis
GO

Doutzen Kroes Hot Bikini Mothering
GO

50 Cent Was In A Car Accident, Left On A Stretcher
GO

God I Love Flexible Chicks
GO

Lauira is Sexy by the Pool
GO

Looking Good Sweetheart
GO

Free Cam Shows Bring Some Tuesday Sexy
GO

Lesbian Slut Gets an Ass Fucking
GO

Playboy Covers Courtesy of Sexy Athletes and Sexy Athelete Wives and Girlfriends
GO

Lana Violet gives Jessica Nyx a Nude Massage
GO

Singer Amanda Palmer gets Naked for Fans
GO

This Video and This Video Alone is Reason Enough Not to Get Married – VIDEO
GO

Female Front Wedgie – PHOTO
GO

Miley Cyrus See-Thru Twit Pic in Black Bra
GO

Blake Lively, Just Because
GO

And Here’s Some Selena Gomez, Who is Going to Look 12 Forever
GO

Looking Good Sweetheart Part 2
GO

We All Have a Thing for Red Heads in Our Own Way
GO

Cassandra Kryptik is a Trashy Slut and I Like It
GO

Corpse On A Plane: Swedish Woman Forced To Sit Next To A Dead Man For The Duration Of A 10-Hour Flight!
GO

This Slut Strips Right Down
GO

Bzailey and Mason Get It On
GO

James Joyce Was A Dirty Dirty Dirty Old Man
GO

Kim Kardashian Just Because
GO

Ahhhhhh Salma Hayek
GO

Well Hey There Web Cam Hottie
GO

Lindsau Lohan Got More Photos Done By Dirty Terry Richardson
GO

Emily Rossum Bikni Twit Pics
GO

Unintentional Flying Tents
GO

Rebecca Romijn Bikini Top…..
GO

Jessica Biel See Through And Wet
GO

Sylvie van der Vaart Is One Hot WAG With Incredible Tits
GO

Miley Cyrus Is A Fucking Whiney Bitch…With Sweet Tits
GO

Woman Runs on Field to Grab Ass
GO

Kate Upton Hot in Vogue
GO

Funny Road Rage
GO

================
From the stepFORUM!!
=================

Mira Sorvino Big Cleavage
GO

Liz Hurley Hot in a Magazine
GO

Olivia Pires Hot in a Magazine
GO

Paris Hilton Not Wearing Pants
GO

Mary Louise Parker in a Dress
GO

Mariah Carey Huge Fucking Tits
GO

Blake Lively Hot Tits Strapless Dress
GO

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pics
GO

Kate Hudson Bikini Action
GO

Jennifer Lopez Bikini
GO

Lucy Collet Topless in NUTS
GO

Eva Zaldivar Topless in Interviu
GO

Jennifer Lawrence Down Blouse Saving the Day
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

EPIC ASS – CUM FARTING DISGUSTING
GO

Cheerleader Porn
GO

Erectile Dysfunction Like a Boss
GO

Random Porn Videos
GO

The reason the Internet is Revolutionary….SLUTS
GO

================

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Follow me on Instagram – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

26

Jun

Kate Upton Terry Richardson GQ Shoot Video of the Day


People hate me because I call Kate Upton a fat chick who isn’t fat yet….those people unfortunately are optimists who don’t see the dark cloud over the future…They don’t believe in global warming and they are convinced that the rich aren’t investing in space travel because their industry has destroyed the world….they just live in their simple, happy, sheltered life behind blinders and appreciate a set of big fucking tits in a wet t-shirt….all hard nippled and amazing….but that doesn’t mean Kate Upton isn’t a fat girl in training….and even if she is I can still kick back and appreciate this shit too…I can put truth behind me and really take it in….cuz she’s busty as fuck…and this is exactly what the hype is all about amazing…

Either way, Terry Richardson is cashing in on this Kate Upton Train and this is the video that would be better if she didn’t look like she was gonna end up obese….but still good and busty…..

Here are more screenshots…..


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kate Upton|NSFW|Videos

2012

26

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a dream. I mean other than the whole inbred, half retarded, uneducated, not all that hot, in love with her daddy, spoiled fucking brat who thinks she is more important and talented than she actually is..part……but she’s a dream none the less…thanks to fucking Disney Execs at a young age to be here today….but more importantly thanks to her young, fit, tight body she puts out there proper….sure it’s not a very good dream, wet dream, and it ends with me being sodomized like a pig in the barn, but a dream none the less…

Here’s one pic she posted to twitter…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Miley Cyrus