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2012

26

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Unfortunate Bikini Pics of the Day

I can see this being a good ass if you were in some famine stricken country and in need of reproducing…you know you’d choose this pig of a woman and her fat ass to keep your genetics alive another generation…you know because she won’t die and has the nutrients to feed her baby all stored in her fat ass.

I was never a fan of Jennifer Lopez or her ass. I was never African enough, I just found it lazy and lacked personality….sure I love booty….just not this booty….especially not 50 after a bunch of twins….

She’s gross…..and in a bikini..


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BONUS (to some, horrible to others)- She was in another bikini/bathing suits for you die hard fans…click the pic to see her trying really fucking hard for the people and her tween boyfriend/sex object/male escort who should K-Fed her if she’s not menopausal…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2012

26

Jun

Mila Kunis Looking Pretty Fucking Gross of the Day

I partially feel cheated by Mila Kunis….sure unlike you I grasp that she doesn’t know I exist….and unlike you I don’t think she’ll ever be fucking me….and when I look at pics like this…I really don’t care about that….and unlike you, I don’t care what her taste in men is, even if one is a Culkin, raped by Michael Jackson, possibly HIV positive…..and the other Ashton Kutcher….pretty much the worst dude in all of Hollywood….for reasons that vary from annoying, to fucking annoying…to I hope someone beats that bitch with mommy issues up and leaves him to die…..for unrelated reasons to him banging Mila Kunis like this was That 70s Show……..

I feel cheated cuz I thought she was fucking cute. I really thought she was the ideal bitch to watch in movies, I mean other than her little tits that she never put out there naked….but still fucking cute….but I was wrong…and I’m never wrong about that shit….it was all movie magic…and this reminder in the form of pictures makes me hate her….


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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

26

Jun

Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Shape of the Day

Maria Menounos is greek and does anal….she also does shape magazine where she is photoshopped to shit in a bikini and I don’t mind…cuz I like unattainable body image issues and insecurities in girls…..even though she’s far more fun in a bikini when FLASHING HER CUNT …..She looks good even if she doesn’t really matter….

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2012

26

Jun

Jessica Rafalowski Me in My Place Photoshoot for July 2012 of the Day

Jessica Rafalowski is amazing…I am so into her body…it is ridiculous…more girls need to develop eating disorders and get plastic surgery to look like this cuz it is good.

If you don’t know who the fuck she is, you’re an idiot and we can’t be friends, which is convenient cuz I have no friends and I like it that way…

I don’t actually know who she is….but if you want to know who the fuck she is, use Wikipedia…

I can say she’s now in esquire…….Keep trying girls….and feel free to send me test shots along the way, cuz this bitch just ignores my emails, tweets and pics of my penis…

Posted in:Jessica Rafalowski

2012

26

Jun

Megan Fox Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is a cash grab photoshoot if I’ve ever seen one of Megan Fox and her captor pretending to be so happy in love when the only real happy person is David from 90210 because his brain washing worked and his sperm stuck to her uterus….You see cuz I know when she was at her peak and he was jealous he didn’t matter he told her at least once that he was into her before the rest of the world and she owed it to him while locked in the cage in the basement….

I don’t find pregnant chicks hot, they are disgusting and the only good thing about them is that you can fuck them raw dog and cum inside them without worrying about knocking them up…….

I just think it is tragic that she never did any nude scenes before ruining her vagina and pretty much the rest of her, cuz things will never be the same again….she’s got a small window of opportunity before it is too late…even though it is probably too late…

The good news is there are tons of hot girls, she is replaceable…goodbye Megan Fox and your pretty shallow, shitty career….


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Posted in:Megan Fox

2012

26

Jun

Kaley Cuoco in Maxim Australia July 2012 of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is some awkward body who is pretty much past here prime, but when she was in her prime, she was so good she killed off John Ritter…now she plays the hot chick amongst the nerds, when everyone knows the hot chick amongst the nerds is just hot because of the company she keeps, and that real hot chicks are out rocking modeling contracts and fucking rich dudes….I guess that’s just TV’s realistic and believable lie….nerds don’t actually talk to girls…..you know all too much about that….but Maxim Australia decided she was worth doing a photoshoot with and since she’s a beacon of hope to all you virgin losers I figured her pics were worth posting…..

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Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2012

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about getting old is the busted down 18 year olds you probably would have feared fucking when you were 18, you know the ones other 18 year olds don’t want to fuck, become fucking hot….and more importantly….eager like a fat chick to fuck….without the whole fat part…just eager to be wanted…..

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Sword Swallowing Craziness – VIDEO
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Stephanie Rice: Australian Olympic Swimmer Lights Up Twitter with Bikini Shot
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Free Cam Shows Because No One Can Afford a Tuesday Night Movie These Days
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Willow Smith is a Little Attention Whore and I Know I Shouldn’t Call a Kid Any Form off Whore, But In This Case is Happens to Be True
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Super Speedy Spray Paint Artist is Kinda Mind Blowing – VIDEO
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How to Walk Your Human – VIDEO
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Michael Bay is a Dirty Old Pervert and Coming From Someone Like Me, That’s Saying a Lot
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This Slut Has a Talented Vagina – VIDEO
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15 Pictures of Hot Celebs Sucking on Popsicles
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like hanging out with girls with breast implants….they are an amazing breed of human unlike any other..

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Fat Jersey Shore on a Jet Pack is Hysterical
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More Fun With Bath Salts: A Portrait
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Watch This Slut Get Launched Into the Sky
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Stephanie Rice – AustraliaN Swimmer – Bikini Pics
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More Jenny McCarthy Playboy Promo Pics
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Dude Under a Moving Train….
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The 50 Best “Family Guy” Episodes
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Jenna Jameson Slutty Bikini Twitter Fun
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Jeery Sandusky is Guilty and Here’s the Latest Low Down
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I Gotta Get Myself a Maid That’s as Sexy as This Bitch
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Paris Hilton Still Exists and is Trying to be a DJ Now – VIDEO
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Holly and Erin Get It on
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Free Cam Shows For Some Monday Sexy
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Girlfriend Fingers Her Tight Asshole
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The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV
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Tera Patrick Pantsless in a Sheer Sweater
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Rihanna is See Through in London
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Better Watch Out For Potholes
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Laura Prepon Topless Titties
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Jessica Biel Was at the Beach
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Kim Kardashian’s Best Bikini Moments
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleans Up Well
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Michael Bay is Cradle Robbing
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Riley Jensen is a Bikini
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Best Robot Dance Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Moscow Mom Kills Her Two Sons By Throwing Them Off A 15th-Story Balcony
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Sexy Model Type Strips Down
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I’d Like to Be All Over These Hot Teen Lesbians
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This Week In Celebrity Nudity
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I Love a Babe in a Short Short Skirt
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Miranda Kerr is MILFy
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Starting a Truck – The Indian Way
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Salma Hayek is Sexy and Maybe Headed Back to 30 Rock
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Copenhagen Flash Mob
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Jennifer Lawrence, Tasty See Through Ass And Thong Pics
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Whitney Port In A Bikini Is The Ugliest Woman In America
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Aida Yespica Rubs Her Ass In Our Face
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Rihanna See Through Tits and Nipple Ring
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15 Hottest WAGs of Wimbledon
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Shakira Showing Off Tit
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Most Swords Swallowed in 30 Seconds
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Madeline Stowe Pale as Fuck
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Michaela Schaefer Tacky as Fuck
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Preeya Kalidas Big Tits
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Jessie J On Stage Crotch Flash
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Lisa Rinna in Lace
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot with an Open Shirt
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Candice Swanepoel Topless
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Alicia Silverstone Has Always Been Disgusting
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Maria Menounos In Shapee
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart Hot in a Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jun

Alec Baldwin’s Fiance’s Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think there was any debate as to whether Alec Baldwin’s 20 something year old wife was a whore, or if she wore panties, or if she wasn’t anything more than a sex kitten who was gonna win the lottery by getting him to marry her….I mean why else would a 50 year old be with a 20 year old….it’s not the in depth conversation…it is the pussy….and making said pussy do many tricks…especially when it is a yoga instructor….

Maybe this is what he was talking about last week when he said the paparazzi are ruining his life….before or after attacking one….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s not allowed to wear panties cuz if she does Daddy will be mad and call off the marriage and find hotter contortionists in their 20s….

Who knows…I just know she’s mooning us and I’m offended…..


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Posted in:Alec Baldwin|NSFW

2012

25

Jun

Paz de la Huerta Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

Paz de la Huerta is amazing…..She’s gone on to do her third or fourth nude photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the sake of doing nude photoshoots with a high profile photographer so that people remember her now that she’s not on Boardwalk Empire anymore…and I fucking love her….I think it’s cuz she’s rough and battered and looks like a crackwhore hipster at 10 in the morning after too much cocaine and whiskey…..or maybe it’s just cuz she likes being naked and owns that shit proper…unlike other girls who are all about being clothed….fuck them.

Posted in:NSFW|Paz de la Huerta