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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

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May

Ashley Smith Hot in Elle of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a busty gapped tooth model who I am posting because she’s kinda hot….more importantly kinda naked….even more importanlty hiding her tits like some kind of diva cunt who cock teases in her modeling now that she’s made it…in this recent high profile photoshoot….and that kind of behavior makes me mad…so I figured I’d use it as an excuse to POST HER NAKED TITS FOR FASHION ….from when she used to show her tits for fashion….to get noticed in fashion….to get high paying gigs in fashion…for the good life thanks to fashion….tits I appreciate…..

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2012

22

May

Kristen Stewart Pretty Hot in Elle of the DAy

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I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart….if anything she annoys me with her fame…because she’s not hot….and more importantly looks inbred…acts inbred….and probably is inbred….at least based on pics I once saw of her father……You see, she attached herself to something fucking huge, and in doing that made lots of money and secured her place in a bullshit industry, leading to never doing the porn she was destined to do that day she found out she loved the video camera back home on the trailer park….

Either way, she did a photoshoot, looked kinda hot in it, and I figured since I’d fuck anything, I might as well endorse imbred bitches who are popular…because lets face it, I got nothing else going on….

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2012

22

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…I don’t care what the haters say…partially cuz I started this site to be hated…but also because I know good content when I see it…and for some reason the only joy I feel comes from local news…and Kumbaya remixes….so here’s the all american greatness….that should depress most of you….

Woman Claims She Was Fired For Being Sexy
A New York woman claims she was fired for the way she looks and dresses.

Caught on Tape: Parents Put Toddler in Washing Machine
A mother and father thought it would be funny to put their toddler in a front loading washing machine at a laundromat, but soon realized that the child was in danger when the door locked and the washer filled with water.

Texas Constable Accused Of Forcing Coworker To Motorboat Her
There’s another development in the X-rated sexual harassment lawsuit against Galveston County’s top female cop. A former reserve deputy has come forward saying Constable Pam Matranga forced him to resign, too.

Paper Cup Blamed For Crash
A paper cup shattered truck’s window and caused the driver to crash. The accident nearly killed someone.

California Strip Clubs Could Be Facing New Taxes
A possible new tax could increase cover charges for Southern California strip clubs, legislators believe that the state could raise $35 million for sexual assault programs.

Dallas High School Fight Caught on Video
11 people were charged in participating in the fight, but the mother of one victim claims it was all in self defense.

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2012

22

May

Laura Vandervoort in her Underwear for Esquire of the Day

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Lauren Vandervoort is some Canadian actress whose beaver I have never and will never have the opportunity to skin and make into fancy hats for Europeans…..

I don’t know what she’s done in terms of career, but I don’t think it really maters…. CUZ I’VE POSTED HER HOT ASS BEFORE….AND IT IS HOT …..

She’s probably not important, but she is important enough for Esquire and ME IN MY PLACE to partner up together to tag team her into inviting them into her house to take pics of her in her panties…becausee girls will do anything for attention….

A tag team that may not involve HIV or unwanted pregnancy or even herpes…but a tag team nonetheless…

Here are the pics

Here is the video where she talks about hockey and uses it as a metaphor to further pigeonhole all Canadians with these stereotypes we can never live down…..

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2012

22

May

Nicole Richie’s Implants in a Dress of the Day

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Nicole Richie is fucking garbage.

She’s an annoying bratty spoiled cunt who should have ended up in the gutter, a dumpster, or a foster home, on someone’s steps, dead in the trunk of a car or wherever the fuck unfit mothers leave their babies….but instead she became the real life Annie and instead of being humble or appreciative about it….you know like “hey I’m not actually a Richie, but a fucking unwanted child who doesn’t deserve any of this….maybe I should be a little classier than the garbage I am”…..you know just a typical adopted girl story with a bad attitude….more importantly..she’s not hot….

But she is a scientific anomally….she went from fat chick with shit tits….to a skinny chick with full, equal sized, not so shit tits that she likes to show off….in what you would call a gift from science in the form of breast implants….cuz implants save shitty tits – even on shitty people…..it just costs money


To see the rest of her ratty faced cleavage
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2012

22

May

Daisy Fuentes Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here’s a video of Daisy Fuentes in her bikini showing off hr 45 year old vagina……that is starting to look its age…..

There is so much going on in this shit….from hard nipples to gaping vagina….to a one piece bikini on what must be a mom of many…but maybe I’m just typecasting and stereotyping her based on her gaping outty vagina…..

My favorite thing about this pic….the crucifix around her neck…like she’s not some whore parading her vagina around as it throws up all over the inside of her bathing suit….unless I’m jumping to conclusions and this shit was actually blown up in her quest to fame….fame I remember as peaking the co-host on America’s Funniest people in the 90s….

Who cares…lets celebrate these pics…cuz they made my day….not sure if they are new or old…but they are new to me….and I’ve always got time to revisit external pussies in action….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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2012

22

May

Josephine Skriver and Patricia van der Vliet Lesbian Fantasy for Fashion of the Day

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Here is a hot photoshoot of Josephine Skriver and Patricia van der Vliet, two models I have never heard of for Vogue Russia that is pretty erotic….it is marketed as fashion and has high end premium ads around it…but shit reminds me of a romance novel old ladies jerk off to…or the opening scenes to one of those softcore porn movies I jerk off to when real porn makes me feel dirty and like I am losing my romantic side…approaching sex as fucking, hardcore throat fucking, fucking…and not flowers, bubble baths and shitty music it is meant to be……cuz that bullshit gets the girls in and once they are in…the hardcore fucking can be introduced…

So here is some lesbian fantasy porn for fashion….and these models….have great tit…

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2012

22

May

Miley Cyrus Braless Run of the Day

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I am into this new Miley Cyrus in a big way….not only does she embrace the importance of fitness….working out everyday…giving her a tight fucking body I want to lick up and down like it was some kind of cold tasty treat on a hot summer day and I was some fat kid obsessed with cold tasty treats….

More importantly she also embraces not wearing a bra cuz it ruins her perky tits…in a save that shit for sloppy cunts who don’t work out….or who arent 18 with hot little perky tits….

And even more importantly….she does it in a sleeveless hipster shirt while running….cuz she doesn’t give a fuck…an attitude most girls should have…cuz if they did…maybe they’d be Miley Cyrus too…at least that’s what I tell them when trying to fuck them…

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2012

22

May

Taylor Swift Phony Lesbian See Through of the Day

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I’ve heard Taylor Swift is a lesbian….I don’t know if that is entirely true…but like many lesbians she was broken by a dude bad enough to write a song about it…something normal people would see as being a little crazy about things…had it been their ex girlfriend writing a song about you…in a get the fuck over it you obsessive cunt….until realizing it is all marketing and about making money off public events to relate to losers hurting everywhere…all while letting girls eat her cunt cuz guys are dicks…..

If you know what I mean…..

But it turns out that the real dick is Taylor Swift….hence why her lesbian rumors may be truth…cuz wearing a dress that looks see through…but isn’t is like a spit in the face of all the motherfuckers who want to see the bitch in a see through….it’s a cocktease…something lesbians would do in their man-hating program to turn all girls lesbian…..and rip the dicks off all men who aren’t in their sperm donor farm to keep the world population controlled…and eating organic foods, wearing plaid, drinking in coffee shops and wearing combat boots….

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2012

22

May

Miranda Kerr is Hot in Jack of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is one of those moms who doesn’t offend me…you know the kind of bitch you have never met and never will meet and have no real grasp of her actual personality to judge anything about her other than her bikini body you see in half naked photoshoots….a body that is good enough to ignore that if some act of god happened….and you were in a situation where you could have her…you’d take her ignoring the fact that a baby was shat out of that pussy you want to eat so bad it squirts….making her a rare event because usually a baby makes even the hottest pussy something to avoid….an STD worse than aids because it talks and annoys as it leeches your life, beauty and everything…..but for some reason Miranda Kerr’s doing ok with it….at least in half naked pictures of herself….hot.

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