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2012

25

Jun

Lauren Prepon’s Tits of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s career that if she is ignored long enough, or if her sitcom partner in crime’s career surpasses her career hard enough, that she will bust out her secret weapon that’s not all that secret, to make some noise.

Unfortunately, this kind of thing only happens a few times in a lifetime, cuz I mean when else can you remember a sitcom girl pulling out her tits you’ve always wanted to see, cuz Mila Kunis is all famous and Lauren Prepon wants her chance….but who cares, let’s just be happy it happened today…

The movie is called ‘Lay The Favorite’ and I already like it….but that’s cuz I’ve always wanted to see these tits…even if she is a bit of a monster mash….and she’s about 10 years late on getting this done….

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2012

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a long weekend here. It is the French Canadian national holiday where they collectively shit on the english man even though he is the reason they have Welfare to pay for their hot dogs while sitting on the balconies of their shitty apartments all day…..

That means lots of sluts who like anal on the first date will be rockin bikinis, drunk and in the mood to get angrily fucked or to angrily fuck the english man they hate so much for ruining their french Canadian dream….

I’ll have to leave the house and instagram the fireworks this causes in my pants….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
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Karen Klein is Laughing All the Way to the Bank – MUST READ
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Animal Almost Died Twice
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25 Women You Didn’ Know Were WAGS
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Katy Perry Launches a Record Label – She Should Stick to Showing Her Tits
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6 Year Old Yoyo Master
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The 25 Best Horror Movies Streaming On Netflix Right Now
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Mila Kunis Brings the Sexy
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Adele is a Miracle Healer or Something
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This Slut is Stripping in a Mall
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Can’t Go Wrong With Nude Beach Babes
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Blonde Hottie Gets Herself Off
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In Dumbass Lawsuit News
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The 15 Most Painful Fighting Fails Ever
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Ashley Robbins is Stripping By the Lake
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Anna Torv Bikini Hotnss
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Let’s Hear it For Big Beautiful Tits
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Kelly Brooke Tight Work Out Body
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Amber Rose is Whoring It Up Again
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Anderson Cooper is My Fave Gay in the Whole World!!! I’m Not Even Kidding
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Shakira
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Tara Reid Has Seen Better Days
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Meet Keira Winters
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Mobility Scooter Takes the Stairs WTF – VIDEO
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Just a Typical Breakfast With Dennis Rodman
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This Slut is Giving Us the Money Shot
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Bella Reese, Charity Bangsa and Courtney Cummz Get It On
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Vacation Sex: Fucking In Your Friend’s Bed When They’re Away
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Summetime Means Short Shorts
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Emma Stone is Looking Cute
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More of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor
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Kirsten Dunst is a Farmer’s Daughter Sexual Fantasy
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The Most Beautiful Women of Wimbeldon
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Alec Baldwin Says Paparazzi Ruined His Life
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Mila KUnis is Angry and Hot
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Goyte Guitar Solo
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I’m Still Watching Octomom on a Sybian
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Teachers Pranking Students
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Taylor Momseen Lesbian and Half Naked in FHM
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I want to fuck this bathing suit off Miranda Kerr
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Amazing Gear For Your Summer NEEDS
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Vanessa Minnillo Pregnant with Hard Nips in Tight Clothes
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Kelly Brook Hard Nipple Run
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Carissa Rosario Bikini
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Kylie Minogue in a Slutty Dress
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Katie Price Ridiculous on a Horse
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Lindsay Lohan Hot Body in Tight Clothes on Set
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Michelle Keegan Hot Tits
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Anna Chlumsky Boring Cleavage
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Ashley Tisdale Legs
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Lauren Vandervoot is Hot as Fuck
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Carmen ELectra’s Got Tits
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Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Photoshoot
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Renee Olstead Boring Photoshoot
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Miley Cyrus Short Shorts are Genius
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See Anna Torv in Her Bikini
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See Katherine Jenkins in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Bath Salts = Great Sex
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FUCK BUDDIES
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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There is one reason I like the Internet…..Pussy….Willing To Be Watched
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

22

Jun

Kate Upton Hot Big Tits in Vogue Spain of the Day

Despite hating fat chicks who aren’t fat yet….as well as hating Kate Upton for being overrated….. HER BIG TITS IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT FOR GQ were a fucking Game Changer for her…

That pretty much put her in a whole new realm of worth looking at, because before that shoot, those nipples were on lockdown and for a bitch who depends on her tits in a huge way, while other bitches less hyped then her are showing off their tits….even though her tits are the only thing of value she has and has had no problem exploiting in a safe for work way….maximizing them and taking them to the next level deserves some credit…..

Here she is in Vogue Spain July 2012…..not as good as GQ….but good enough for me to not hate……despite hating everything about this bitch…except maybe her tits…cuz tits are inspiring….no matter what cunt they are attached to…..

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2012

22

Jun

Georgia Salpa’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Georgia Salpa is a fucking nobody…but apparently being a fucking nobody is all it takes to get on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK….because before they decided to tag her as a celebrity…no one ever heard of her….

She’s of Greek decent, which means ANAL, but there’s really nothing exciting or taboo about anal anymore, because every fucking bitch, usually under 25, is into it…it is just the way the fucking world works and the few girls who are against anal, just haven’t been motivated to get into anal….

She’s also the 5th in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women pole, probably didn’t make first cuz she’s got a horse head and didn’t fuck enough of the public who voted…..but those top 100 lists are horseshit anyway….strictly based on the girls the magazine shot, publicity stuntin’…and means nothing….except maybe to give her WIKIPEDIA page some sort of substance or accomplishment…..

She’s 27 and trying hard to get out there before 30, and I give her credit for that, cuz so many hot bitches aren’t exploiting themselves for the dream, but instead working as secretaries and shit…and that is a huge waste of fake tits….

Here is some shit she posted to twitter….pretty uneventful, but I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Georgia Salpa

2012

22

Jun

Coco in an Offensive Fat Ass Staged Bikini Shoot of the Day

Coco is disgusting. I don’t know what or who got in her head and told her to pose half naked as often as possible after she left her life as a stripper for a man who could support her and make all her dreams come true….in a way that you would think would inspire her to not get half naked ever again cuz she doesn’t need to pay for baby formula like a common hooker anymore….she’s set….but I guess something happened in her youth…daddy issues…or some shit…where she needs to put herself out there as hard as she can…..cuz male attention is the only currency she knows….who fucking cares…cuz Coco, clothed or not…is disgusting.


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2012

22

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr is today’s hot mom in a bikini body to remind you as you stare at your wife’s gut in the backyard tanning this weekend as she drinks a beer, that she’s wronged you, lied to you, and is in turn ruining your life by telling herself it is ok to let herself go because she’s not getting paid 10 million a year to show off her body….when in reality…it is never ok to let yourself go…you lazy fucking pig who needs to stop the processed food, fast food, sweets and carbs cuz that’s why you are a fucking fatty, hit the fucking gym even if you’re tired cuz you’re poor, a mom of 4, and stop the fucking potato chips…..cuz every human can be built like Miranda Kerr, it just takes work, work you’re wife won’t put it, even though she expects you to work to pay the mortgage and give her the good life…..This lie has to fucking end.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

22

Jun

Sofia Vergara Hot in Vanity Fair Spain of the DAy

Sofia Vergara brought her big, old lady, hispanic mom tits, to a photoshoot for Vanity Fair Spain….and I didn’t really mind…because I don’t really have anything better to look at while other people are out living their lives…I just sort of sit here and rot away…and I might as well do it looking at some mystery of a woman that I know has more of a story than a rockin’ set of spic tits…I’m talking drug cartels, bribes, threats and deep throat action….shit she should write into a movie about a busty single mother going Hollywood….but that she can’t write cuz she dropped out of school too early to hop on a raft to America for that….

Here is the video….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

22

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Hot Old Body on a Yacht in a Bikini in Some Spy Photos of the Day

Jennifer Aniston was in her a bikini on a yacht, pretty much because she has won at life, taking her moderate looks and decent body, with rockin’ tits to the fucking top by getting cast in some show that made her a fortune when she was pretty much a nobody, leading to her being some spoiled fucking cunt, who gets to live the good life, on yachts with various men, none of whom marry her or knock her up, cuz she’s 45 and it’s too late for that, the uterus has closed up shop, and that’s what you get for being intolerable cunt no one wants to cum inside, cuz it means dealing with her for life….you know all vain and into herself, thinking she was the hottest bitch out there, with Brad Pitt on her arm, only to get a reality check that was Angelina Jolie, leaving her never the same, but still totally fucking irritating….

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2012

22

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Hot and Strategically Topless for Versace of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to her Instagram, I guess she’s proud of them…you know cuz being topless and all over some male model for 100,000 dollars or more, is something to be proud of, it is like a huge fuck you to everyone who works every day of your life for far less that 100,000 dollars, and this bitch made it in a couple of hours, in air conditioned studio that was catered and had massage people on staff and soft music to ensure everyone was relaxed….and she gets these perks of life cuz she’s hot and you’re not….Sucks to be ugly doesn’t it? Here’s that reminder….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

22

Jun

Shitty Quality Kristen Stewart On the Road Topless of the Day

Last month I posted THIS PICTURE THAT WAS RUMORED TO BE KRISTEN STEWART TOPLESS IN ON THE ROAD ….but I think it was probably Kirsten Dunst…..

Today, I am posting another pic, that is probably this gutter inbred hick who irritates me, because the tits, although pixelated, seem to be the right size….

Today I also read that Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having made 34.5 million dollars this year…….

That is fucking insane….considering she can’t act.

I guess it is just another example of low quality American made shit getting great success and exposure despite its inferiority all thanks to marketing…..I’m talking to you McDonalds……

But the good news is that even with all that money, she’s down to challenge herself as an actor, in a “Where do I go from here in efforts to find my soul while sitting on a 100 million dollar net worth”….and that place is topless in movies…

I dig it…..now if only I could K-Fed her….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW