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2022

02

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Here are some chicks who workout to offset from the FAT FUCKS I just posted, may not all be the most feminine, or the ideal female form, but some of them could be fun to wrestle, or to get crushed like a watermelon between their legs….

I am just convinced that with fitness, comes a better fuck, even if they clit is elongated, since it won’t smell like diabetes, premature death and seed oils…

Bitches who workout are inspiring, even if it’s just watching them do fitness in their slutty outfits, because in a world of fat, where fat is marketed as normal or beautiful, while surrounded by shitty foods to make you fat, and distractions to keep you on the couch to become fat, just seeing a bitch get out there to fight the fat, usually in tight fitness outfits, is pornographic….

Some of these fitness girls get a little more pornographic with their fitness, must be the high testosterone……intimidating us SOY BOYS…that are barely men on our testosterone level charts but that I blame climate change for.

Either way, there are levels to fitness and they are all better than normalizing the fat.

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2022

02

Nov

Josie Canseco Yellow Latex of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the hot model daughter of Jose Canseco who 25 years ago, they decided they’d give her the feminized version of her daddy’s name, like white trash in the backwoods, only millionaire Cuban pro athletes.

Her mom is a hooters model who used her vagina for personal gain, she made sure that cum stuck up where it had to after having the opportunity to fuck Jose Canseco who we’ll assume was roided up and at the top of his game at the time…..where she was clearly so hot that his roid balls still were able to ejaculate where it fucking counts…unless it was a flip the condom inside out situation. I wasn’t there.

I just know when you’re a hooters waitress, you make these opportunities bring the ROI you need, and thanks to the hot daughter who has learned some of momma’s tricks, coupled with daddy’s athlete genes, she delivers the goods even though she doesn’t have to, since she’s a rich kid…..

So she whores out on the internet out of passion and a love for being half naked online and not because it’s a means to an end to get paid and there’s something hot about that.

This is her halloween costume.

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2022

02

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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FATTIES….

I saw a meme of some 400 pound woman’s dating profile picture, because I guess the girls on dating apps are owning their obesity and not trying to catfish people too fucking hard with their 15 year old skinny pics, or pics of their friends, or pics of themselves from an angle that doesn’t make their face look fat as shit, so that you can celebrate the big tits and not realize there’s a big belly with it……

But yeah, the meme is that girls who look like the fat fuck write “average” body type and the scary thing about it, is statistically, they are right….the world is fucking fat despite fat being lazy, disgusting, and disrespectful to your damn self…

The fat epidemic is greater than the covid epidemic, yet no lockdowns or mandatory workouts happened, no fast food chains or junk food brands cancelled for killing a motherfucker prematurely, instead they offered you free burgers and donuts to take their shots…..

The point is, fat is vile, fat is disgusting, trying to posture it as hot or empowering is irresponsible and since we don’t want to be charged with a hate crime because my personal preference as a fat fuck married to a fat fuck is skinny chicks, you know, jerk off to what you don’t have at home, opposite attract shit, but since my personal NO FATTIES ALLOWED ideals don’t line up with the agenda, this is my attempt at INCLUSIVITY….because to some of you BIG IS WONDERFUL, especially when it DIES prematurely, which was my whole plan in marrying a fat chick, but instead it’s just chronic fucking laziness….and disease….and medication….and late nights of wiping asses after too much pizza….

Some call it Karma…I call it hell…

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

02

Nov

Candy Thief and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Lithium Battery Charing Fire.

Dipping in the Cheese Sauce Girl Gets Owned by Someone More Hard….

7 Eleven Shopper

REVERSING….

Modern Shopping…

Angry Lady at the Taco Stand!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

02

Nov

Standard Yoga Moves iN Standard Yoga Outfits and Other TikThots on Youtube of the Day

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Legs

The Incredible

Water Park Piss Water You’d Want to Drink

Long Jumper

Dumb Dancing Tits

Basketball Tits

The Stretch

Air Humping…

Boot Removal

Ass to Head

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

02

Nov

RIP MOTHERFUCKER THE Julie and Julia Mooch of the Day

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I remember at the height of the blogging industry, before social media really took the fuck over and some bloggers were able to dominate on that space, while others who were terrible at self promotion slowly died off, or me, who keeps doing it but doesn’t expect anything to come from it….

But yeah, this Julia Child movie came out, thinking it was a biopic and as someone who grew up on that weird cooking show tranny, I ended up seeing it.

I was quickly disappointed when I realized it was about a blogger who hated her lame ass life and who needed a viral stunt to get noticed, so she mooched and stole Julia Child’s recipes from Julia Child’s signature book and wrote blogs about her experience doing all 500 recipe from the book.

I don’t know if she did all 524 recipes, but you know, doing 3-4 recipes a week and writing a blurb about it, is fucking easy to do plus you get to eat well and bitch got a book deal, TV deal, and became a millionaire with one viral stunt, in an era when viral stunts weren’t an everyday think making millionaires…

Here I was writing 10-15 posts a day for my 100,000 followers, that are LONG gone at this point, but at the time the site was getting 100,000 – 150,000 people a day…..and I was making dog shit money slaving away with the celeb nudes, my only highlight in the 18 years of doing it was when Lindsay Lohan got my number and became my text buddy for a month….or two….as great as an accomplishment as that was, I’d be happier with doing 5 posts a week, not 15 posts a day, have it turned into a best selling book and movie, so that I can fuck off on a tropical island somewhere…..

So, needless to say, I hated this Julia and Julia bitch and the scam she ran but also hated the industry for their laziness in not supporting the minimum wage work horses of the blog world….

Well, the bitch is dead, so I’ve outlived her, and there’s satisfaction in that, only because she wished death upon the ANTI VAXXERS, she was one of those misinformed libtard retard covidiots in her double mask with 6 shots in 18 months kind of idiot…

Seeing this tweet of hers going viral, makes me hate her even more, she’s the precise reason why I will not forgive or forget what they did to us….

In fact, let’s dig her up and kill her again for being such a piece of shit, but I guess God got his wrath on the mooch bitch…..

Her name is Julie Powell, RIP Motherfucker. The world is a better place without that kind of SCUMBAG….

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2022

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The fail with Halloween drinking this year is determining which slutty chick in costume has a dick or not….because it was always the day men dressed like women, but you knew they were pulling a gag and weren’t as committed to the cause as they are now that they live their whole life like that….take hormones for that…and their slutty costume although ironic is not that kind of ironic….

Is that your costume or your gender / pronouns….I guess you’ll only figure it out when their dick’s in your mouth…or pushed to the side when you go at the ass and pretend it’s just a lady dick…so you don’t feel gay.

Here are some stepLINKS – but I don’t want you to click on them because it reminds me how not-influential I am…..

Lindsay Lohan is Back in Cosmo
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Heidi Klum’s Racy Near Nude Tanline Selfie
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Gronk and Camille Kostek as Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling’s Ken and Barbie!
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Katheryn Winnick is a Sexy Devil
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Kelly Gale’s Hot Instagram Booty
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Demi Rose in a G-String
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Marvel Characters that Could Beat Superman in a Fight
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Simone Biles Gets the Booty Grabbed
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Charli XCX Loves Gossip
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Stargirl is Ending!
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Cate Blanchett Pics her Favorite Movies Out of the Archive
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Alexis Ren as Marilyn Monroe
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Dressed Up Ladies have an Old Fashioned Australian Racegoers Brawl!
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Sabrina Carpenter is a Sexy Deliver Girl – IN BOOTY SHORTS – I Bet You Have a Package for Her!
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K-Pop Singer Killed in the Korean Halloween Trample
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Models Trip andd Fall in their Shoes on the Runway
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Color Video of Einstein
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Emilia Merkell is the Hot Bikini model
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Athletics Star Alysha Newman Oly as a Naughty Witch!
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Mariah Carey Becomes a Christmas Meme on November 1st
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Some Celeb Costumes!
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Car Sounds with Mouth
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Mazda 787b in Action
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Man’s Rocket Powered Vehicle MELTS
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Cleveland Clowns Costume of the Night!
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Victoria Justice as Black Swan
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Hippos Play with Pumpkins
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Scary Nun Prank
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Expensive Fails
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Near Nude Model Anneth is Pretty Amazing
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LSU and Ole Miss Women’s Soccer Brawl!
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Top Gun but with Owl Kitty
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Mother Goat Waits as Baby Goat Gets Saved
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Liquid Nitrogen on the Hydraulic Press
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Aaron Carter’s Girlfriend Busted at Planned Parenthood!
LICK HERE!!!!

Fox Sports Joy Taylor as a Sexy Velma!
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Halloween Celebs Being Sluts in Costume
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Legendary Lindsay Lohan iN Cosmo with her CLEAVAGE
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Paltrow Walking the Streets
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Olivia Cooke Does Lingerie
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Jordana Brewster in Tight Pants
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Tight Pants
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Taylor Momsen in Concert Wearing a Skimpy Outfit
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Lea Michele in a Bra Top in Public – Racy and VERY Ugly
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Anya Taylor Joy in Gogo Boots and a Summer Dress
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Nina Agdal Still Bikinis –
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dildo Party
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Titty Tuesday
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Halloween at the Strip Club…
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MONSTER TITS!
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French Maid Costume
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What the Fuck Was That?
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Amateur Slut and her NUDES
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Nun Costume
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40 People Having a Shit Day
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Poolside Titties
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Bag Piper or School Girl Costume
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Tokyo Lynn Outdoor Shower
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Unshaven and Amazing
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Wild Cat Costume
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Shoppers Slutty
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Lifeguard Costume
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Lotus is NAKED
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Goth Girl Touching Herself
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Butt Plug Insertion
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Two Dildos in One Girl
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Window to the Pussy
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Pee girl
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Big Dildo Removal
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Asshole Winks
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

01

Nov

Heather Graham’s Nipples for Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party of the Day

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Apparently, creeper German Heidi Klum who does not get cancelled for her German past, but who is instead celebrated by what the Nazi Germany eugenics. program that used humans to experiment on, which is more than they did with the COVID shot before getting it in everyone’s arm….YES, I went there…I can’t help it, it’s top of mind….I want REPARATIONS!

Anyway, the Eugenics program KLUM’s Halloween party is still the hottest ticket in town for the shitty celebs with too much time and money on their hands, on the most holy of holy nights in their Satanic calendar….

Heather Graham brought her tits there, I’m not a historian, so I’ll just call her costume tits with visible nipple, unless that’s a reflection..but either way, Heather Grahams tits are old buds, they are old friends, familiar faces and even though I’m not nostalgic, the aged tits, are still her tits, and s far as I’m concerned they are LEGENDS in the sport….

Klum went as a worm she spent 2 years old, because I guess she wanted to be the creature that eats the bodies she drinks the blood out of for that whole HGH fountain of youth…

In the process of pushing her WORM costume, she posted a scandalous and slutty selfie that she is too old for, but when cropped and edited, looks pretty on point….and it is TANLINE TUESDAY isn’t it? No wait, that’s on thursdays…

Her best creation is her daughter Leni with the midget body and the monster tits, they went viral for mom/daughter incest fetish content for a lingerie brand:

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Here’s the worm….

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Posted in:Heather Graham

2022

01

Nov

Megan Fox Upskirt Pussy Flash of the Day

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There’s a conspiracy that I love where they say that Megan Fox was a tranny, or I guess is a tranny, clearly a post op tranny if the rumors are true, because by the looks of this upskirt there’s a little neo pussy that may even have some clit skin, which could really just be her foreskin, making her whole hype 20 years ago, you know when she was young and hot and not a hybrid human on the Kardahian’s plastic face kick, HILARIOUS….

There are conspiracies that her boyfriend MGK is some kind of handler for the whores and that they are in some satanic hollywood cult, and since Megan Fox was invisible for a decade and now is basically everywhere, like a good wholesome mom, just not in any quality movies, because she’s trash….it’s easy to buy into it.

This bitch wouldn’t get nude in movies when she was relevant and pretty amazing, trans or not, Hollywood fed us a lot of shit and she was hotter than most of it….maybe it was due to the cock….but here she is out drawing attention for herself for her second wind as a 40+ who is trying to look hot and 25 still…opening so many doors for MILF on ONLYFANS or Weathered blown out stripper roles….assuming she aspires to be more than just MGK’s beard….who may actually be on hormones to avoid growing out her beard.

It’s all so confusing.

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Posted in:Megan Fox|Megan Fox

2022

01

Nov

Sarah Hyland Fake Tits of the Day

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It’s interesting how Sarah Hyland as a slutty Morticia Addams in her sheer outfit with her TITTY breast plate the SHOP TEACHER IN CANADA uses, is less terrifying in costume, while still being terrifying, just less terrifying thanks to the prop tits in a sheer top, that’s the power of tits.

She normally looks like some weak, near dead, colostomy bag wearing, walks on a walker when the paparazzi aren’t there, dying of a degenerative disease that requires organ replacements that you have access to thanks to being hollywood…

Like I’ve seen kids dying of cancer that look hotter than her…but for whatever industry the industry, and apparently gay dudes who don’t mind being straight for pay caregivers for the rotten woman like her.

I guess the lesson here is that we should all get a set of prosthetic tits to strap to a pillow and rub ourselves up against….the technology seems advanced, even if the act is still just as pathetic and sad…

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland