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2012

30

May

Erin Heatherton’s in a Cheerleading Outfit of the Day

Adam Sandler has pretty much won the fucking lottery. He can’t act. His shit is boring. I never liked it, even when I tried to like it but his company Happy Madison makes money, gets funding, and makes a lot of stupid fucking movies, that make him more money, but more importantly where he casts models to be in the shit, cuz why the fuck not, might as well give his garbage script something worth looking at….

They are filming Grown Ups 2….cuz Grown Ups wasn’t enough humiliation for David Spade, Chris Rock and that Mall Cop dude….and there is a scene where Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton gets into a cheerleading outfit and there’s pretty much nothing wrong with that….

This is a preview…if you like models in cheerleading costumes…because really, who doesn’t….

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2012

30

May

Hana Nitsche Titties for Fashion in this Beach Shoot of the Day

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Hana Nitsche is a Czech model….who was raised in Germany….and she is pushing 30…..You’ve probably never heard of her….because I’ve never heard of her…and I do this bullshit all day….but she’s making moves….if you think getting topless in beach photoshoots is making moves….which I think is making moves…cuz if more women were doing that on the daily…instead of complaining….we’d have a far more fun world to live in…one filled with tits…instead of bitches trying toe establish careers….acting all hard in offices proving the corporate world isn’t a mans world…cuz that shit is boring…all we need is you topless…even if you’re fat baby…Hana Nitsche is doing it right…probably cuz Germans are all pragmatic…

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2012

30

May

Candice Swanepoel is Ridiculous of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel posted this picture on twitter…and she is so fucking hot…that she doesn’t need to be half naked in the shit to get a post….she just have to be in the fucking picture….and I rarely get excited abotu a girl’s face…probably because I always just assumed they were there to cum on and avoid looking at while fucking….but that’s probably because the quality pussy I get…is not up on the Candice Swanepoel level of good…I’m more in the realm of getting bitched in my wrestling mask before fuck…it’s less obvious than the paper bag, or smothering her with a pillow…easier to introduce to the ugly….o make it tolerable….and here’s Candice Swanepoel to remind me of all that is wrong in my life…

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2012

30

May

Hot Models Showing Tits in Numero #93 of the Day

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Numero is a fashion magazine that gets hot models naked on the regular…which pretty much means it is a fashion magazine you can jerk off to….provided you are like me and consider fashion to be pornographic…cuz pornography has just got ugly, fake looking bitches that gets so repetitive and low budget that gotta get creative with your masturbation….you know take this shit to the next level of fear…..

I don’t recognize any of these bitches….apparently one of the models is Edita Vilkeviciute, someone I have posted on before…but can’t point out in the crowd…cuz I have facial recognition blindness….and the other bitches are Sara Blomqvist, Skye Stracke,Taryn Davidson, Elsa Sylvan & Laura Blokhina……

I need to fuck models.

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2012

30

May

Katie Holmes is Wet of the Day

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Here is a picture of Katie Holmes soaking wet….and not in a way Tom Cruise runs from….you know when she expects him to perform husbandly duties that we all know never happened and was just part of their “deal” to pretend it did…..and really not even in a way I like to look at…you know like that scene in a movie where she was topless underwater…before all this morphing into a middle aged alien mom happened….

But I do I see what Tom Cruise sees in her….you know the fact that she looks like a fucking dude….

If you’re wondering why she’s wet….it is cuz she jumped in a pond…trying to murder sucide her and her kid to escape the hell that’s she’s living….is probably the reason…but unfortunatley for her…some fat handler saved her….and ruined her plan….

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2012

30

May

Sofia Fanego Tits for Some Fashion Magazine of the Day

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Sofia Fanego is an Argentinian mode, born in 1992, who is 5 foot 9, her dress size is a 3 and I’ve never heard of her…but now I know all kinds of really valuable information, provided I was out buying her a dress, or a freak who can only get off to pics of bitches if I get to cum on a dress that is her actual size….and I’ve also seen her ass and titties for fashion….which to a model is better than seeing her ass and titties in porn…

The magazine is called Factice….a weird name that reminds me of fapping and practice….cuz Factice makes perfect…but it also makes you grow hair on your palms while your dead relatives watch….and can get out of hand and become an addiction….yo…

Here is the video…..

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2012

30

May

Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Dump Truck Body of the Day

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I have always found Scarlett Johansson dumpy….I know she was marketed as this hot, glamourous, raspy voiced Siren, you’d expect to find in Old Hollywood…who now dresses like she was in fact in Old Hollywood, and has grown into a Granny, complete with saggers and a muff gut, wearing some old dress she got back in the 70s…..but she never was hot, glamourous….just raspy…and possibly a compulsive eater…always a slophole of a woman…and whenever I see pics of her now in her 30s…I’m reminded about how uneventful she’s always been and will continue to be….

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2012

30

May

Some Rosie Jones Naked in Front Magazine of the Day

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Rosie Jones is a UK Glamour Model…which is essentially a stripper, or a Playboy chick, but more trashy, modern and hotter….you see cuz in Playboy, Heff is still the one picking the centerfolds….and homie’s gone fucking senile, making all the wrong choices, allowing UK mags to find hot, big titty slags to strip down in high concept, amazing spreads, making the bitch more famous than stripping and giving the mag orginal content for me to steal….This is the future people…..

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2012

30

May

Jamie Lynn Spears Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

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Remember original teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears….who got knocked up at 12 like the trailer trash her family is…proobably in a teenage rebellion that stemmed from always being in Britney’s Shadow…and not just cuz Britney is Fat….but cuz Britney is one of the biggest stars around….even after all her break downs…and I’m not just talking about her thighs….

Either way, like all teen moms, and the only real benefit of being a teen mom, if you can afford to be one….is that her body looks far less ravaged that it probably would be if she was 30….but in defense to my theory that pregnancy ruins all…I haven’t seen her pussy or inserted a finger to see if it bounced back…

And reality is, bikini or not…she’s not all that hot….but I’ll post this shit anyway…

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2012

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about basement shit hole apartments during a rain storm is the flooding…I always wanted an indoor lake and now I got one….I may die from the chemicals, asbestos, mould….but right now…nature has come to me and all I need is a cocktail, like I was Tom Cruise, to make this feel like summer vacation….

Here are somee morning links to get down to…

Fail Compilation for May – VIDEO
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25 Epic Cheerleading Fails
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Matthew Fox is Probably a Woman Beater
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Dear LA Drivers, Amanda Bynes Will Hit-And-Run All Of You Shortly. Thank You For Your Patience
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Robbery Prank on Girlfriend
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Chick Gets Caught Getting Herself Off
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The 10 Sexiest Women At The 2012 Cannes Film Festival
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