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2012

25

May

Sarah Silverman and Other Ugly Chicks Full Frontal Nudity in Take This Waltz of the Day

Seeing Sarah Silverman naked is one of the most unfortunate things that has happend to this site…possibly the most unfortunate things to have happened to the internet…

You see one thing I hate is when ugly chicks are celebrated as hot, Sarah Silverman, being ugly, yet she was always on hot lists….at firt I wondered if I was the only one who saw a fat, shitty tit, ugly horse face cunt who isn’t even funny, but who is obvious….past her prime….and even her prime wasn’t prime in the grand scheme of things…just better than now…..even though now is the time she decided to get naked….what a mess…a mess her fans are hard about….horrible….

Michelle Williams and Jennifer Podemski are also naked in this movie….What kind of man hating lesbian who appreciates girls for their personalities cast this shit….

Here are the unfortunate clip:

This just doesn’t make sense….and I can’t un-see it….but the good news is I like seeing all girls naked….even ones I fear…

Here are the other 2 clips I’ve got….

Posted in:Jennifer Podemski|Michelle Williams|Sarah Silverman

2012

25

May

Selena Gomez One Last Bikini Pic for Springbreakers of the Day

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I don’t know where this picture is from…I just know it is Selena Gomez in her bikini…they ended shooting springbreakers….so it will be the last bikini related to that….but probably not the last Selena Gomez bikini pics….

I like Selena Gomez in a bikini…because it makes me feel like a sex offender even though she’s over 18…and is in fact the sex offender between us…because she was banging Justin Bieber for publicity when he was 16 and she was 18….in what has got a lot of dudes arrested in the past…but that she got away with…cuz Bieber was more into doing her hair and talking about boys….and the sex thing was just a marketing hook…at least that’s what I assume….not that teenagers fucking is all that crazy a concept….Who cares.

Here she is in a funny or die video – even though funny or die hate me – and I don’t find funny or die funny – but I do like seeing Selena Gomez in video in boots and leggings cuz she looks 12 trying to be funny….and I am a pervert like that….even though it is not perverted cuz she’s 20…you know and I’m 40….and keeping up on 20 year olds and their activities is just being a good example….right?….it’s not creepy….right?….who cares…I make my own fucking rules. Asshole.

Fifty Shades of Blue with Selena Gomez from Selena Gomez

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

25

May

Imogen Thomas in a Bikini in the Park of the Day

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Imogen Thomas is some Glamour model and she’s in her bikini in the park doing some staged bikini pics and there is nothing wrong with that…sure back when I started the site I liked when the paparazzi broke laws to get pics like this….you know really exploited the celebs…after sifting through their garbage and shit…before every celeb realized it was good marketing…but the truth is I don’t care what inspires any bitch to get in a bikini as long as she is in a bikini….

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2012

25

May

Hilary Rhoda Big Tits in Vogue Spain’s June Edition of the Day

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Hilary Rhoda is an SI bikini model…She is American…and a bikini model…and she is in a bikini…showing off her busty amazingness…in a bikini cuz she’s a bikini model and I love bikinis…especially on bikini models…because they are build to look good in the shit….you know out of all other women…they have been given the ever important task of being one of the few who are paid to wear bikinis…and properly represent the bikini to the world…..making her definitely worth looking at in her bikini…she’s like a hero…and this is her power…

Posted in:Hilary Rhoda

2012

25

May

Jennifer Lawrence Showing Off Titty in a Possible See Thru of the Day

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If you have super virgin loser eyes…you’ll be able to see nipple…but that may not because there is actual nipple in the shirt that could be see through…but because you are so sexually deprived and drained from masturbation you see nipples and vaginas in everything you look at….your hormones are telling you “please fuck anything but yourself”….making grocery shopping…or leaving your house in general pretty fucking impossible….you’ll probably get arrested one day for this kind of behavior….

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2012

25

May

Louise Donegan For Grazia Bikini of the Day

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Louise Donegan is a model….she is from the UK and unlike most bitches I see from the UK who have all their teeth and who get all dolled up for the camera…she doesn’t have stupid fake tits, fake tans, or look like she’s from the fucking 90s. You know…like all those other UK Glamor models…because this model is an actual model…the tall skinny kind who photographs well and works for fashion companies to help sell their products….rather than working for men’s magazines showing off tit like a stripper to sell magazines….and she is hot in a bikini….for Grazia…

Posted in:Louise Donegan

2012

25

May

Kelly Brook is Busty in Gold in Cannes of the Day

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Kelly Brooke is crying for attention and she is doing it in Cannes because I guess as a European…this is her turf and these are her people….who celebrate her as one who fucked her way to America….and internet fame….with a set of fat titties….that got her great roles like in some shit about fish invading a lake on spring break….where she played the busty chick who dies……

I am pretty sure her pushing it, going that extra mile, has something to do with her old looking face….times running out….

When really all she should be doing for attention is SHOWING US HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US /a>…..

Here’s a video of it…I think…I get confused with technology…

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

25

May

Iris Egbers Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Iris Egbers

Iris Egbers is a model…who is willing to show her tits for fashion….these are some pics of her showing her tits for fashion….a personality trait you will find in all top models…because the stupid money they make…the constant attention they get….the life of luxury they live….the star treatment they command…the famous or billionair cock they ingest in their pussy….all for getting naked for a photographer….that’s all she has to do instead of saving her toplessness for her boyfriend…and it is worth it.

She’s from the Netherlands and 5 foot 11 – if you want to size her up….

Posted in:Iris Egbers

2012

25

May

Jenna Jameson Got a DUI of the Day

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Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI last night, like any responsible mother would….she drove into a light pole…and I think she was just doing it for attention….cuz she’s amazing like that…

The truth is she has a lot of crackhead personality traits and I know this because she follows me on twitter, humors me when I ask her on dates, and bitch needs to be crazy to do that….but at the same time….is a friend to me…and someone I would love to marry with my tongue just to say I did….

I mean I’d let her drunk drive me into anything she wants to…I love her.

Here’s a recent twitter pic…

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Here are some throwback pics of her at work….

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Posted in:Jenna Jameson

2012

25

May

Brooke Hogan Has a Tan Off with Her Dad of the Day

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It is summer where I am….and what better way to celebrate sitting inside all day on my computer while all the hot bitches I know and even the hot bitches I don’t know are all outside tanning….in their bikinis….becuase it is hot, sunny and amazing out….than to post pics of creepy Brooke Hogan and her Dad, Hulk, having a headless tanning competition…cuz they are white Florida trash and this is what they do…before fucking each other…..Sure the picture was posted 2 months ago….but since Brooke Hogan doesn’t matter and her novelty pop career never took off….while her brother was too busy turning people into retards via brain trauma….this is about as up to date as I am on the bitch….In fact I am surprised I even landed on her twitter account and bothered looking at her pics to find this…it must be my love for incest that brought us here today….

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