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2012

21

May

Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Twitter of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing….she could be wearing a fucking snow suit and still look like one of the hottest bitches in the world…at least in the modeling world…cuz I left the house this weekend and I’m not sure it’s my lack of sex or my low standards thanks to marrying a fat pile of shit…but I saw so much fuckable pussy on the streets…mainly in shorts…with long think legs, short thin legs, sheer tops and bikini tops…some looked like models….some looked like pornstars….some looked like average girls….all looked good enough for me to want to see me inside them…..proving that I like shorts….I like girls…and I especially like when they are thin and have that stamp of approval via a modeling contract like Candice Swanepoel so that I know I’m not just drunk and being desperate….

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2012

21

May

Rihanna Kissing Rita Ora’s Face of the Day

Rita Ora, some newbie bitch I’ve posted on before is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention….

They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily….

Well here she is at some shit the other night….getting assaulted by what may look like a dainty gay black guy….but that is actually Rihanna….cuz asserting herself as den mother in the brothel that is their pop music industry….will always keep Rihanna on top….something I am sure all of you motherfuckers would want to watch…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…

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2012

21

May

Oona Chaplin Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day

Oona Chaplin is in Game of Thrones…a show I refuse to watch because it is nerd shit and more importantly…it isn’t Dirty Dancing…a movie I tried to watch once a week to really try to help my autism understand what love is…not that I’m autistic, but I have found that saying I am has been really helpful in justifying my creepy, souless internet behavior…and girls all wanna try to fix me and breast feed me better…..it is like ailments make pussy wet…

That said, as you probably figured out, if you’re not a total retard, she’s related to that Communist with the Hitler Moustache, despite being Jewish, cuz maybe the Hitler moustache was a fashionable thing, before hitler ruined it for generations of people who wanted to rock one…..and here she is trying to become her own legendary figure….by using her figure….I’m so clever it burns when I pee…at least I blame it on my cleverness everytime I’m trying to convince a bitch to get down unprotected….

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2012

21

May

Nicole Trunfio Bikini Pics of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a model from Australia who is trying to make it big in America…..She never answers my message on Facebook, probably because she thinks she’s better than me, or too cool for me, a common practice with hot girls that is usually warranted, even though if they had a bit of a sense of humor, they’d be into my shit….like I am into their shit…cuz their shit involves showing their tits for fashion….that I have POSTED ONCE BEFORE ….no wait make that TWICE ….

I am pretty sure they are implants….and implants never hurt anyone before…except maybe people who had botched surgeries, or who got maor infections after the fact….and ended up dying….or the men who had accidents driving by a bitch with implants….or guys who killed themselves after their girlfriend left them after getting implants cuz tits get better dudes…cuz fake tits save shit tits….and none of that matters…cuz she’s on a beach in a bikini…..and here are the pics….


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2012

21

May

Gabrielle Anwar Bikini Pics of the Day

Gabrielle Anwar is some bitch I’ve never heard of on some show called Burn Notice that I’ve never heard of because I hate TV, knowing they are brainwashing me and manipulating me not to actually go out there and live, but instead to be some kind of drone that they try to program…I’m not a conspiracy theorist or overly paranoid…I just know not to trust the shit big industry feeds us….they are evil….

I could google her, but why bother, she’s not all that hot, has shity tits an the only thing I really appreciate is her toned stomach….but not enough to have sex with it through my computer….

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2012

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The weekend has been a summer daze motherfuckers…it is hot as fuck…I got lost in a fucking hot ass tanning in her bikini while on my way to the school for the deaf, where I was going to recruit a kid to follow me around translating my shit everywhere I go, into sign….because I feel my banter should be accessible to all.

It is a long weekend here – but I’m blogging like an American…fuck you.

The Cop and the Donut – VIDEO
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20 Sports Hotties & Their Movie Star Dopplegangers
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Free Cam Shows
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John Travolta Likes Big Black Guys (Don’t We All?)
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Customized Caddilac Baby Stroller Holy Shit
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Mia is Sexy in Latex
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Oh, Hey, Rihanna’s Butt. Long Time, No See.
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Gardner Unwillingly Turns into Peeping Tom
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The 50 Hottest Models Turned Actresses
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2012

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am writing my thesis on how the world went to shit when we gave women the right to vote….not cuz I am in school…but I feel it is important to address that for millions of years of evolution….women were posssessions…then some asshole decided to recognize them as their own entity….despite evolution not preparing them to be their own entity…leading to so much crazy and bad decision making….cuz 100 or less years of freedom hasn’t been long enough to adapt…..leading to us being in a real fucked up situation right now…..I’ll get to the bottom of it…ideally with my penis…

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER ….Here are the stepLINKS….

The LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Feud Doesn’t Look Out of Hand At All
And By Doesn’t Look Out of Hand I Mean Someone is Gonna Get Shot
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If You Didn’t Want to Kill Bono Before, You Will Probably Want to After Reading This
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This is the FUNNIEST Third World Shit Ever
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Miranda Cosgrove Beach Bitch
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25 Epic Cheerleading Fails
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Diane Kruger Slutty in Cannes
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10 Celebrity Families That Should Have Reality TV Shows
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Irina Shayk’s Foot Fetish Revealed!
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Jessica White is in a Bikini
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I’d Like a Piece of Ericka Underwood to Keep Forever
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – VIDEO
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Get It On With Free Cam Shows This Weekend
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Stupid Bitch Uses Butter to Lube Up Her Ass
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15 Elite Atheletes Who Smoke Pot
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Melissa George is See Through
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I Totally Have a Thing For Isla Fishers
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How To Lose a stripping Contest – VIDEO
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Why the Fuck Didn’t I Ever Learn to Surf? – VIDEO
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Will Smith Slaps Male Reporter on Red Carpet After He Kisses Actor’s Cheek (VIDEO)
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Sharon Stone is Looking…..Eeesh
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25 Biggest Tantrum in Sports
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Dude is Driving in a Lazy Boy Chair
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Janessa Brazil Self-Shot Nudes
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The Victoria’s Secret Angels Can Sell Me Anything
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sierra Banxxx is Naked
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Charlize Theron, God Damn
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Silvia Dimitrova 4 Ann Summers Lingerie
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You’re Gonna Wanna Get a Load of Leigh
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Dare I Say Beyonce Looks Better Without Make Up?
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Jana Jordan and Jessie Andrews Get It On – VIDEO
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What a Way to Go: Texas Man Stiffs Bill, Dies After Night Of Lap Dances
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Horny Jasmine Foxx spreading her legs playing
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Wheel of Fortune FAIL – VIDEO
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Fashion Chicks Fucking Confuse Me Sometimes. Seriously, WTF?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sarah Shahi
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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HOLY SHIT HERE’S AN ANCHORMAN 2 TEASER
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I Like Any Slut in a Bikini
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Sean Penn: ‘The Whole F***ing World Abandoned Haiti’
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Diane Kruger Unleashes The Sexiest/Most Perfect Cleavage I’ve Seen In Years
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Hotties In The Wild For Friday!
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Real Life Tony Hawk Pro Skater
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Rihanna is Fucking a Pro Athlete
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I Want to Fuck a Hipster Babe who Dresses Like This
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My Dad Would Totally Fuck Sharon Stone. Just Look At Her…
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Rihanna Is Naked Under This And I Can Tell…
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Miley Cyrus Ass Wedgie In Short Shorts
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Karina Derizans Is Totally Fuckable In A Bikini
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Coke in Korean
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Miley Cyrys Spitting
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Danica McKellar Tits
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Nikki Reed Bending Over in Jean Shorts
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Ali Larter Little Tits
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Hao Lei Busty in Cannes
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Delta Goodrem Tight Dress
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Christie Brinkley Big Cleavage
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AnnnaSophia Robb Tight Dress I want to molest
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Nina Senicar in Underwear
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Sarah Hyland Hot in H Magazine
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Lana Del Rey is Ugly
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Christina Hedricks Has a Horrible ASs
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Hot Victorias Secret Model
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Some Naked in Nuts Girl
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Some Daisy Watts Bitch Hot Ass in Nuts
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Throwback Lohan Tit
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Porked Pussy on Parade
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Toilet Spycam
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Random Porn Vids MadamMeow
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Changing Room Spy cam
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This is the best way to entertain yourself….seriously….naked real life girls….amazing…
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2012

18

May

Eliza Doolittle Bikini in Barbados of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck who Eliza Doolittle….I don’t really see a need to look her up and figure out her story….because I doubt it is all that interestng…or any more interesting than the fact that she’s in a bikini…reminding us that right now…all that matters when it comes to her…is this fucking moment….until the next time she puts herself out there…replaces this one….who cares here is her ass crack…


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2012

18

May

Karina Derizans Hot Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Karina Derizans is some not famous yet….reality tv star on a show that I don’t think is out yet…I mean she has 12 followers on Twitter…but luckily the hispanic community is starting to out perform the white population…at least in Texas where they account for 50.4 percent and as a loyal breed of human can asssume she’ll be famous soon enough….and more deservingly that other hispanic cunts…like J.Lo… not because of raw talent….but because of a willingness to wear a thong bikini….something more and more girls are pulling off that I endorse….

Here is her amazing thong ass…..


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2012

18

May

Irina Shayk Half Naked in an Interview of the Day

I want to start this post by saying…I don’t give a fuck about anything Irina Shayk has to say about anything…partially cuz she’s got a vagina…but more importantly cuz she’s just some groupie whore who managed to get into modeling that became pretty high profile….because she’ fucking incredible looking…but also cuz she was banging strategically….and locked the perfect high profile do……

I do give a fuck about watching her posing….all tanned and half naked…..and the accent isn’t so bad….but that’s cuz I am a Russina loving motherfucker….from sex trade….to communism…to olympic medals…and cold as ice emotionally….Goodtimes….

Posted in:Irina Shayk