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2012

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May

Shauna Sand Having Sex and Giving a Blowjob in St Barths of the Day

I have done a lot of posts on Shauna Sand over the years….because she’s a tormented divorcee who loves attention and who really milked her Playboy fame into motherhood after marrying some joke of an actor….that is fun to laugh at as she tries to get noticed….

She spent his money and lived a life of a stripper….at least in appearancee before deciding late in her career to finally release a sex tape I had the exclusive on – with one of her male escorts she hired from euro modeling agencies….too many years too late….that didn’t end up having much impact on anything she did…leading to their break-up…and the world being reminded of how gross her pussy is…….

She has since replaced her porn boy toy with a new male escort she gets from europe…..that she banged on a public beach…..early in may..

Here is the email the paparazzi sent me last night trying to make as much money as they can off these…..I couldn’t afford to buy them….

taken in early May in St Barts. Shauna Sand fornicating on the public beach with her boy toy. Pics are taken legally and with consent from Shauna and the dude. They are available at per picture rates if you’re interested. Please let me know

The fact they have consent, obviosuly cuz she probably paid them for this, as part of her marketing campaign, makes it far less interesting, but if I didnt’ post it, I wouldn’t be doing what I am here to do, which is celebrate these attention seeking trashcans trying to stay relevant and get reality shows thru sex….20 years too late…a misguided professional dancer who lived in Paris only to become this….my kind of girl…Garbage….


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2012

11

May

Anne Hathaway in a Bikini of thee Day

Anne Hathaway is playing Fantine, some poor bitch in Les Miserables, who dies and leaves her Orphaned kid to fend for herself all motherless this mother day weekend…..like me….

Her daughter is the ever successful Amanda Seyfried who is everywhere playing Cosette and none of this French Revolution broadway musical shit matters…what matters is that being a poor dying hooker in the 19th century means Anne Hathaway, someone already not fat to begin with had to drop another 20 lbs, and I fucking love skinny girls….eating disorders, negative body images, 1% fat on their body, is fucking porn to me…

Maybe cuz I married obese, maybe cuz I am obese, maybe cuz I know it is some inner torment, or maybe cuz i like pelvic bones and toned stomachs….who cares she’s in a bikini…and at her hottest right now….


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2012

11

May

Nina Dobrev Uses Conan’s Cock for Yoga of the Day

Nina Dobev was on Conan and she Did a yoga move in shorts and a tank top. That’s all I really have to say about that……I mean other than that she’s some Canadian 23 year old from Toronto who I have never met because I guess our dog sleds never crossed paths on our way to the local Canada Ice Party….where everyone leaves their igloos and eats bacon, maple syrup, beer and whateever the fuck Canadians do…that involve me not fucking Nina Dobrev before she was famous…parking outside her school offering her lifts home so that seeing her do Yoga in shorts and a tank top…would mean much more to my penis than it does now…

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2012

11

May

Bree Olson Naked Attention Seeker I Appreciate of the Day

Bree Olsen is my homie who doesn’t talk to me anymore because of the way I edited a video I shot with her 3 years ago….She even ignored me at the AVNs this year, even though we where Homies 3 years ago….I guess it is all part of her going mainstream snobby behavior that I know won’t last cuz she’s a numpho who loves fucking and walked away at the peak of her porn career to enter a pretty uneventful mainstream career inspired by Charlie Sheen, without much planning, I mean until today where she was spotted shooting something I love….even if she’s chunkier than usual….I still know where her inner talents are…and that’s what matters as I stare at her thinnner than Kardashian which isn’t saying much body…..I’m still a fan.


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2012

11

May

Fiat Has a Fake Titty Commercial of the Day

This is far more interesting than product placing their shit at a J.Lo concert….at some shitty awards show….it is even more amazing than their Snooki inspired GUCCI version of their car….it is a totally insane ad for a car that makes no sense other than tits get hits about some girl telling her boyfriend she is getting implants and his reaction…It is Spanish and South American reminding us that hispanic girls have shit tits and implants save them….I mean it must be more than just a stereotype if this is how marketing is done there….Either way, I’m all for shitty tits being saved whether in car commercials or not.

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2012

11

May

Imogen Thomas Upskirt Dog Party of the Day

IMOGEN THOMAS doesn’t matter…and either do her upskirts…but I guess if you’re sitting on the internet viewing this…they are better than not looking a pics of some attention seeker…even if going outside will probably lead to seeing up more skirts from real life women…if you angle the camera in your bag properly…than attention seekers like this…because in the event you don’t know…most girls are pretty irresponsible in their skirt wearing and let the wind, gettin out of cars or chairs…or sitting…get the best of them….and for some reason, when it isn’t staged for the papaprazzi to talk about them like they matter, when they don’t matter, you know the kind of bitch who knows her place….the flash is far more enjoyable.


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2012

11

May

Kristen Bell’s Bike Seat of the Day

I have a bike seat fetish…..

Cuz I know all the pussy a bike seat rubs against…especially on hot summer days….cuz I follow girls on bikes around to sniff their seats when they run in to do errands….

I’m not creepy or anything…I just respect the hard work a bike seat puts in and the engineering that made it a pussy rubbing device on hot sweaty days….it is a hero amongst inanimate objects….


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2012

11

May

Kate Upton’s Gummy Smile for Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton gets so much press because dudes love tits…while all I see is an ass that is gonna catch up to the shit…in what is already a kinda sloppy body despite how hard she probably tries to maintain her body….so I got to talking to a girl yesterday who was on my side….and not cuz she was jealous that Kate Upton makes more guys cum in 5 minutes than she has in her 20 year old life….but cuz she has fucking eyes and can spot the flaws in the over-hype that is her…like her Gummy Smile and not so beautiful face when there aren’t cameras and lights and make-up on her….but at least it’s not her bloated gunt….Anna Nicole Smith the Sequel right here..

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2012

11

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Sure the stepNEWS may not be as exciting as the Trayvon Martin gun targets for hick racist rednecks who believe strongly in shooting people in hoods so long as they are black and not mom’s out for a jog…or white….But it’s pretty fucking close….

NY Hot Dog Prostitute Mom Returns To Work
Catherine Scalia went back to work after pleading guilty to prostitution and ran into trouble when she parked her hot dog truck on private property and left before serving customers that had already paid.

Cooling Bra Introduced In Japan
The Super Cool Bra, made of cooling pads, fans, and mints, has been released in Japan to keep ladies cool in the summertime.

Police Sent To Recover Library Book From 4-Year-Old
A four-year-old in Armstrong County, Pennsylvania was visited by police who instructed her to return “Sleeping Beauty” to the library because it was overdue and face charges if it wasn’t returned.

Teacher Fired After Forcing Student To Wear Dog Collar
A Florida teacher is out of a job after forcing students to wear the ‘Cone of Shame.’

Man Throws Coffee On Clerk After Payment Dispute
A man threw a cup of hot coffee on a donut store clerk after a dispute over whether he paid or not.

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2012

11

May

Isabeli Fontana for H&M Beach Sensation of the Day

I’ve never jerked off to an H&M catalog, but I don’t see why I can’t start now. Why should Victoria’s Secret and L.L. Bean have a monopoly on my jerking off….

This Isabelie Fontana bitch has a great ethnic name that makes you think she’s been imported for this shit cuz she’s top quality…and more importanly bitch has a pretty solid tan…that is perfect for makin’ her titties pop out of her bikini in ways I wanna fuck…

Here are the pics

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