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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

May

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Japan June 2012 of the DAy

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I think Candice Swanepoel is pretty hot, but her South African family seem to lack decency, respect, or manners….maybe it is because they’ve spent their lives hating their black neighbors….or maybe life is just different there, but that is no excuse for her father ignoring all my tweets requesting sex/marriage with any other daughters he may have, even if they are fat, cuz I know this one’s taken and too good for me with an ego that comes with being a celebrity model….and he did’t fucking answer me….cocksucker….

Well just for that, I’m gonna try to encourage as many of you as possible to totally disrespect this bitch in Vogue Japan shot by Terry Richardson…who recently released
PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN A SHEER BRA …..via masturbation….and sleazy tweets…

Here she is bend over in latex for Vogue…

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2012

May

Megan Fox Pre-Pregnancy Sleazy Sharper Image Ad of the Day

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I didn’t know Sharper Image was a porn shop…not that I consider this to be actual porn…it’s just Megan Fox in her panties and thigh highs screaming “THE MOVIE BUSINESS ISN’T LUCRATIVE ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT TAKE SMUTTY PHOTOSHOOT JOBS FOR SHITTY MAIL ORDER CATALOGS”…..let’s just hope this public shame, no matter how much it paid her, makes her really reflect on her life choices and cunt behavior when she was at the top…more importantly…makes her really evaluate not getting naked in movies…even though now when she bites the bullet and does it…she’ll be a mom with a mom body….not as tight as she should be…but I’ll take a bitch naked at any point in her career cuz I proves they’ve realized what makes the girl go round….bitches getting naked…

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2012

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s wrong with me? I don’t know why I am a firm believer in self-sabotage when it comes to all aspects of life – but it is highly hysterical and entertaining!

Here’s is the self-shot pic of some babe you probably prefer to my failed pick up line…

Here are some links….

Psycho on the Soccer Field – VIDEO
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Grading Best & Worst SNL Athlete Hosts
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Free Cams, Have Yourself a Great Weekend
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Cute Amateur and a Fake Cock
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The Christians ARe Trying to Scare You Away From Porn With This Movie
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With Squirrels
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2012

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite expression I’ve used this week is “I like that as much as trying to get a girl on the pill pregnant”….I feel like it is time to use it in the bar scene on divorcees who promise me the good life in exchange for going down on them….I figure they’ll say shit like “I don’t need the pill I’m menopausal”….or other pornographic things that shouldn’t be pornographic…and that shouldn’t be my life…but is my life and I might as well embrace it….because if I don’t fuck these random old desperate whores, young girls are too good for me, I try to sext them and it goes no where…..and if I didn’t fuck the old trash, I’d have to fuck my wife, and that’s a fate worse then death…she’s just good for paying my rent…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

â€˜Teen Momâ€™ Jenelle Evans Got Those Breast Implants
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Guess Who Lindsay Lohan is Banging Again…
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I can’t help but wonder what the Tanning Mom’s Pussy Looks Like…
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RIP Lloyd Brevett of the Skatalites! No More Simmering Down….
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Kate Upton Harper’s Bazaar
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Sports Hottest from FHM Top 100 List
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Scarlett Johansson Gets On Her Hands And Knees For Fame
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Arianny Celeste Sweet Sexy Hand Bra
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The L.A. County D.A Should Have A Special Office Just For Lindsay
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Moorea Wolfe is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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40 Photos Of Slutty Girls Ready, Willing And Waiting On All Fours
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows. You’re Welcome
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Gotta Love a Curvy Amateur
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Sports Hotties from FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
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Kaley Cuoco See-Thru PLUS Cameltoe
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Linda Evanglista is Still Hot and Wants $46000 a Month in Child Support
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In Case You Didn’t See Ashton Kutcher’s Racist Viral Video Here It Is
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Vintage Porn is WTF
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Gotta Love Some Sexy Lesbian Action
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Wine Drinking Downblouse? Sure, Why Not
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Laura Whitmore See Through
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Sheneka Adams Bikini Candids
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Bad Lip Reading – Hilarious
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Gymnastics Fail
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The Worst Athlete SNL Hosts
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Nathalia Ramos is in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump
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Lina Posada 4 Besame Lingerie
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How NOT to Land a Hot Air Balloon
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Kanye West Wants to Make Music With Kim Kardashian. Jesus Christ
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Sara Faye is a Hot Redhead
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Party Like A Pornstar! Ben Burgessâ€™ Tune For Your Next Orgy
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Sexy Girlfriends Have Sexy Playtime
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Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos Sexy dance off
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WTF is This Bitch Wearing?
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Out & About Catwalks: Ali Lohan, Rosie Huntington, Ariana Grande & Stacy Keibler
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Teen Girl With Huge Tits
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Megan Fox Is The New Face Of Sharper Image
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This Chick Pisses Her Pants HAhahahahaa – VIDEO
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McDonaldâ€™s crowd-sourced 5 burgers and they look delicious
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LOVELACE Is Amanda Seyfried In A Cheap Wig
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How About Some Psycho Soccer
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Kate Upton Grabs Hold Of Her Big Topless Boobs
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Rita Rusic Busts Out Of Her Bikini
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Daisy Lowe Hot in Photoshoot
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20 Athletes with Girl Problems
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Scarlett Johansson Takes Sexy To Another Level
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LeAnn Rimes Probably Good For Some Drunken Sex
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Street Performer Gets a Crowd to Dance
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Lion Tries to Eat Baby
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Danica Thrall Topless in Nuts
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Natalie Kandis Hot in FHM Philippines
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Laura Whitmore See Through No Bra
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Olivia Munn Boring in Ocean Drive
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Helen Flanagen Big Cleavage
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Jessica Jane Clement Side Titty
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Selena Gomez Wet
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Kayley Cuoco See Thru Showing off Bra
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Anna Paquin Boring Photoshoot
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Adriana Karembeu Lingerie Shoot
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Linda Lovelace Throwback Vintage Porn
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Some Chick on the Toilet
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Chubby Girl Gives a Great BJ
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2012

May

Tori Spelling’s Disgusting Pregnant Bikini Body of the Day

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I don’t like Tori Spelling o begin with…I never did…I remember watching 90210 when she was a virgin, totally understanding why, not quite understanding why Megan Fox’s husband was after her cherry, when there was better pussy on the show, even if it was a little more weathered, before being informed her dad ran the shit, and she was his princess who could be the virgin if she wanted to….all while rocking the weirdest gap in a chest in all of TV cleavage history…..and I sure as hell don’t like pregnant women, they are fat in weird ways, they have growing humans in them, their vaginas are about toe explode a second time, andd the whole thing, even with implants is OK to look at, it’s even ok to fuck if it isn’t your baby in there, but it sure as hell shouldn’t be fucking celebrated….unfortuantely, Tori Spelling is a spoiled cunt and she thinks everything she does should be celebrated….and I guess since I have that bikini rule…I gotta post it….and if you stare at her fake tits or even her face long enough, the swollen uterus starts to not matter as much….it’s almost the least of her concerns…..

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2012

May

Jessica Lowndes Horrible Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t think Canadian Jessica Lowndes is hot…That may be because I know how snobby and annoying Canadians who move to LA to be on shitty shows that should never have happened, but digital channels allow for a lot of empty timeslots and 90210 was a big deal at one point in time, why not give it another go with new assholes in place of the old assholes….which is exactly what they did….

I also don’t think this trash….is at the level of fame where her upskirts should come stock with labia…or clit…or really anything vaginal…..cuz this panty shit isn’t doing it for me…it’s weak and a sign of someone who isn’t serious about being a famous low level celebirty….send her cunt back to her igloo to sort it out while working out her inner thighs….enough of this high life….she doesn’t deserve it….

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2012

May

Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos Try to Serve Kate Upton’s Bad Dancing of the Day

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Melanie Iglesisas, who is a Youtube star, and much like Kate Upton, has been able to secure her own level of internet fame, cuz dudes like hot girls who get half naked for attention….only unlike Kate Upton, she’s more of a low level bottom feeder, who lands shows on MTV2 and spreads in Maxim…where as Kate Upon does high fashion, is a real model, and despite me finding her overrated, she’s still next level compared to this Melanie Trash….

Either way, they did a failed video attempt to school Kate Upton in bad dancing, or the Cat Daddy Dance even though Kate Upton’s bad dancing was done in a skimpy bikini, while these bitches just look like Cubano Cholos from South Beach about to get pregnant before high school grad…..

Boring – but 1,000,000 of her fans already watched it, I figured I might as well endorse a desperate cunt as hard as I generally like to fuck desperate cunts.

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2012

May

LeAnn Rimes in her Bikini after Renewing Her Vows of the Day

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Biggest joke in LeAnn Rimes other than being LeAnn Rimes is that she renewed her wedding vows with her husband – because they’ve been married a minute and felt it was time – you know since marriage and the sanctitude of marriage is so important to them – that’s why they both cheated on their last spouses when they found each other….that they can play off as being love at first sight, soul mates or whatever other bullshit they want, when we all know it was all about the fuck….and just cuz you marry the guy you cheated on your husband, who you vowed to be with til death do you part, clearly an empty promise on her part, still makes you a useless fucking whore of a person who happens to have her hard fake titty body in a bikini on this spiritual journey of bullshit love….fuck this cunt like it was married cuz marriage doesn’t matter – even if you double up with the same guy every fucking year until you’re cunt finally does die…while your face still looks 11 with all that freaky botox- you fucking monster or the kangaroos/ICE T in TANK GIRL…..

that face is pulled back harder than her clit hood when she’s trying to squirt….I assume she does that…all the religious freaks do….

Speaking of Religious freaks…check this idiot out who says beat the gay out of your kids when they show signs of gay like wearing dresses and playing with dolls….

Playing with dolls as a kid is what led me to playing with stripper and hooker pussy….idiot….this makes me mad…because gay guys are our partners…they teach their female friends how to be slutty…ever see Sex and the City….the shit that inspired all girls to slutty career chicks, written by a homo….that shit is vital to us getting laid by the 27 – 35 year old crowd…….shit may have even inspired LeAnn Rimes, who was married to a gay dancer, to step up her game and homewreck….you see it all comes full circle…the journey that is my brain….

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2012

May

Ariany Celeste Does FHM Half Naked of the Day

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Here’s some Arianny Celeste for the lowest common denominator reader this site gets that probably doesn’t know how to read…..the UFC fan….you know who appreciates her showgirl titties between the rounds to justify the boner they have from watching 2 dudes fighting half naked for hours…

I don’t give a fuck about Arianny Celeste, but I do like her legal team. They threatened me with a lawsuit cuz I posted pics of her naked on her balcony that were obtained illegally in the state of Florida….and they were very friendly about the whole thing….probably cuz they know any cunt going out on her balcony naked deserves to have pictures taken of her….especially when that was the plan all along – you know to get her name and implants out there to the world that isn’t into the homosexuality of UFC….

She’s in FHM…the premiere magazine of useless bitches in lingerie/bikinis that haven’t reinvented themselves, other than naming a fat chick their number 1, on their bullshit list of hot girls….who cares…here are the pics of her strategic non nudity that is far less interesting than her actual nudity for you…..

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2012

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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The stepNEWS changes lives for both the viewer and the person implicated in the shit….it inspires us to be idiots…or to not be idiots…it genius…and it is stupidity….is the future…

Police: Son torched mom’s house
Aldwin Caceres-Marrero, a Tampa man, set fire to his mother’s home in an argument that started over a cell phone after assaulting her the day before.

Detroit “Super Hero” Busted by Police
He calls himself “Bee Sting,” a crime fighter … but police in one city call him a costumed criminal.

Child’s eye drops replaced with bleach
Prosecutors have accused a Washington state woman of repeatedly putting bleach into her daughter’s eyes, causing permanent vision loss in the toddler’s right eye.

NJ Tanning Mom Faces Judge
Patricia Krentcil claims that her daughter’s sunburn came from playing outside and not from a tanning booth and pleaded not guilty to second-degree child endangerment, but did admit that she has a tanning problem herself.

OH Man Mows Lawn With Helmet After Hawk Attacks
A man from Westlake, Ohio has to mow his lawn wearing a helmet since a hawk has been attacking the homeowner.

Woman Accuses Parole Agent Of Sexual Blackmail In Hidden Camera Sting
A California parole agent was arrested for inappropriate behavior with a parolee, demanding that she make a naked video of herself. The victim does have a checkered past, including heroin use and shoplifting.

Caught on Tape: Truck Rams Gas Station Twice
A pickup truck was video taped ramming the front of a Converse, Texas gas station convenience store and the driver casually walked away immediately after.

Georgia Man Spanks Toddler For Trying To Grab His Cat
Russel Baughcum of Fulton County, Georgia allegedly spanked a Four-year-old who tried to grab his cat at the vet’s office and now faces assault charges.

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