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2012

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is not morning….
I am hungover…

I am not dead but the only injury I sustained this weekend was pretty much almost amputating my finger with a butter knife, true story, something that can only be accomplished when drunk and eating Avacados….and now I’m happy with this wound cuz it looks like a pussy and I’ve already jerked off to it twice.

Here are some links…

Impossible Texting and Driving Text – VIDEO
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Shantel Jackson: See Pics of Floyd Mayweather’s HOT Fiancee
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Free Cam Shows. Make Monday the Best It Can Be
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Tara Babcock is Sexy in a Red Slingshot
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Electric Skateboard!!!! Yesss!!! – VIDEO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt – Still Desperate
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Amateur Rides a Fake Cock – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 20 Hottest Indian Actresses
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Posted in:MHD

2012

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

RIP Adam Yauch – Shoulda been a Kardashian….

It was a Candice Swanepoel Day here today…and I liked it…if you didn’t – blame her father for being a cocksucker on TWITTER

I’m running a campaign to get 10,000 LIKES on FACEBOOK ….I don’t expect you to LIKE the page or actually LIKE the site – But It’d be nice…..

It is Cinco tomorrow, unlike the idiots on my facebook, I’m not spending the week talking about it, cuz I get drunk everyday and try to fuck everyday, I don’t need a bunch of white people shitting on my culture to make it better….

I think I have a prolapsed anus…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden in the Bath
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I’d Still Fuck The Old Off Linda Evanglista
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Scary African Puppet Dance for Candice Swanepoel
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Megan Fox Sharper Image Ad
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Inside Space Mountain with the Lights On
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Kate Upton and Other Bitches Who Deserve Trading Cards
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Ridiculoulsy Hot Amber Shows You a Workout
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Adam Yauch a.k.a. MCA of The Beasite Boys Died (1964-2012) – RIP MOTHERFUCKER!
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This Lion REALLY Wants to Eat This Baby
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Gallery: Keith Haring Photo Tribute
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Maryna Linchuk’s Awesome Bikini Hotness
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Lindsay Lohan Really Can’t Stay Out of Trouble
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Krissy is a Slutty Sports Hottie
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Free Cam Shows. Loving It!
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Skinny Chick and Some Public Pussy Play
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Kate Upton and 25 Other Women Who Deserve Their Own Trading Cards
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Some Black Widow Cosplay
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This WTF Photo of the Day is One For the Books
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Synnove Macody Lund Showing Her Butt
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Some Photos of Coco, Jsut Because
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Can You Guess Which One is a Tranny
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Aprils Hottest Twitpics
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Jennifer Lopez White Panties Upskirt
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Chloe Moretz is Jailbait But She’s Hot
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Happy Birthday, Kimora Lee Simmons! See Her Best Looks From the Past Year (PHOTOS)
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Things That Exist: The Perfect Strangers Video Game
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Paris Hilton Looks Like Hell
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And Another Slutty Pic Dump
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Arianny Celeste in FHM Magazine
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Who Doesn’t Love Hand Bras?
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This Teacher Banged Her Student in a Utility Closet
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How About Some Sexy British Babes?
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Woman Found Guilty Of Chomping Lover’s Penis
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These Lesbian Teens May Be in Love – VIDEO
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Circolocco WMC Bikini Party 2012
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Hey There Fashion Hottie
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Blonde Olivia Wilde Filming Her Revlon Commercial
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Russian Babes Get Their Tits Out
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Some Paris Hilton, Just Because
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Well Hello Victoria May
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Gina Carano Wants to Beat Up Rihanna
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Selena Gomez Gets Ultra Busty For Her New Fragrance Ads
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2 Dogs Argue
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Jack White is a Cool Dude
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Halle Berry Big TIts in a Bikini
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Instagram Camera Joke
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Holding Hands and Skating Downhill
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From the stepFORUM!
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Lea Michele Fucking with Garbage Cans….Not Very Happy About it – In Hells and Tight Pants….
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Some Bitch in a Tight Dress
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Scarlett Johansson Sticking HEr Tongue Out
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Kristen Stewart Smiling
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Sofia Vergara Nipple!
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Georgia Salpa FHM June 2012
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Cameron Diaz Gives the Finger with Tight Pants
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stepSMUT!
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Girl on Girl Anal Fisting
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Asian Couple Fuck in the Club
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Madam Meow’s Favorite Porno
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Girls Who THink Cam Dancing Naked for Tits is a Good Part Time Job are AMazing
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

04

May

Cheryl Cole Hot Ass in Music Video of the Day

Bad song at least I assume it is…I watched this shit on mute and in slow motion….at least I think I did…I don’t know if youtube has that functionality….my brain plays tricks on me….but what I do know is true is that this Cheryl Cole bitch…covered in her prison tattoos…whether talented or not…she was sure as fuck a lot better on that show she was on that both Nicole hard body Scherzinger and the fat bitch in the UK with the blowjob video that FHM was paid by Simon Cowell to trick the public into loving her as much as they loved this Cheryl Cole bitch, except she’s just not hot….but Cheryl Cole is…..

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Posted in:Cheryl Cole

2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel in a Thong Bikini of the Day

These are some recent pics of Candice Swanepoel posing in a thong for Victoria’s Secret, cuz I guess they took my advice from two Candice Swanepoel posts ago about how boring they are and how they need to step up their shit cuz all these photoshoots are blending into the same pile of boring as fuck….but a thong…a thong changes everything…especially on a hot slut…in a world where the last 5 girls I slept with no longer wear thongs….cuz they are “uncomfortable”…fuck you….

In the event you are new to the site, or half retarded and don’t know what the hell I do here in a day….I pretty much dedicated my day to Candice Swanepoel…because her dad is an asshole and I want him knowing his daughter is a whore who we all want to fuck in many different ways…..

We had Candice in GQ VIDEO and Candice Nipples in Vogue VIdeo and Candice with others in Victoria’s Secret Swim ,a href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2012/05/04/candice-swanepoel-for-vogue-japan-june-2012-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> Candice in Vogue Japan June 2012 Looking Hot ….all in one day ….this is the record for the site for posts on one girl in one day…..a record that is not rewarded…

So I’ve said all I have to say about her…concluding my stalkerish posting behavior….allowing me go back to being creepy and stalkerish with other girls who respond to me…even if it’s them saying “no means no”….


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

04

May

Bar Paly Upskirt for Israel of the Day

I have never done a post on Bar Paly…but like the other Bar….she’s named after one of my favorite places….where I get drunk and talk to women I generally wouldn’t talk to if I was drunk anywhere else…you know an establishment designed to get me drunk and laid….but more importantly like the other Bar…she’s from Tel Aviv, Israel…the land of the hot jewish chicks with great bikini bodies you would probably want to convert for, even though you are a white racist pig, cuz that’s just the audience I get…..a city where she is just as insignificant as she is here…

She’s been in a bunch of shitty movies, but now she’s in a dress showing somee panties….a tight fucking dress in skimpy fucking panties…you know making people like me, who have never posted on her, recognize her as a contender in masturbation fantasies….See hot girls …It’s all about just putting yourself out there….

Let’s hope the sequel to these pics has more nipple/labia…I can tell by her hustle that she’s definitely willing….and with that we can anxiously await a better tomorrow….


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Posted in:Bar Paly

2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel Hot for GQ in Video of the Day

I don’t know when this video is from…but I know that it is all part of my Candice Swanepoel friday…the day before Cinco….and the day after I tweeted Candice Swanepoel’s dad, asking for her fat sister, to work my way into the family laterally, you know riding her lonliness, and charming them all at family functions, until Candice, the princess snob cunt of the family, decides she wants such a cool piece and takes it from her sister like she used to do when they were kids over toys…..only to be ignored….because her dad the farmer likes treating people like his black staff he underpaid like the American South in 1800s…..asshole

So I decided to encourage as many people as possible to jerk off to the bitch for her dad…it is what he wants…otherwise he would have been polite enough to answer….fucking South Africans, can’t take them anywhere…thanks to HIV….and bad attitudes…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same…

I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better…

They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces….

I’ve posted some of SOME SIMILAR PICS RECENTLY …but this time they are in different bikinis…that’s the extent of exciting at a Victoria’s Secret photoshopped catalog….Groundhog Day filled will pussy I want on my face….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2012

04

May

Lindsay Lohan Face of the Day

Since Lohan’s face is morphing every day….I like to take snapshots of the weirder moments and send them to her over text.

She never answers….maybe she changed her number – or maybe she doesn’t find it as entertaining as I do…you know cuz usually when someone is injecting their face full of shit, ruining their loveliness, becoming what looks like a circus clown, they don’t like to admit it….or accept it…or take it to the cancer ward to humor little kids dying, RIP ADAM YAUCH…..They instead like to pretend it is beautiful and that they look good cuz they don’t have to look at it, in denial…and that’s okay too….as long as they bring the entertainment, I don’t care how they rationalize it….sure I’d prefer if her great tits were in the mix…but you can’t have everything…and in my case…I can’t have anything….that’s just how life worked itself out….

The rumor is she’s back with Ronson, the truth is she’s ignoring me, I’m a purist and appreciate all that is Lohan….I take the lows and the highs that come with her….and I anxiously await her Academy Award speech, shutting all you haters up….


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel Nipple for Vogue Italy March 2012 Video of the Day

Since recently trying to work my way into Candice Swanepoel’s family by reaching out to her dad from South Africa who is mean, I’ve decided to dedicate today’s posts to her, because he’s fucking hot, whether in a padded bra, or showing her nipples for Vogue Italy like a common fucking whore, getting dudes off for money, a great personality trait her dad who ignores me must be proud of every year when she buys him birthday gifts and offers him a good life by leeching of hers….I’m a fan of these white immigrants and their smut peddling for fashion.


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

04

May

Irina Shayk for Blanco’s Summer 2012 Campaign of the Day

Irina Shayk done gone modeling shit..you know because that’s her fucking job…other than fucking…or pretending to fuck a famous soccer player who his homophobic fans wouldn’t appreciate his homosexuality because it would make them gay for getting boners over him and his soccer game…like they do now…so long as he has a hot pussy and they have a wife…those boners are justified with a love for the sport….and not anything faggy….

Because we all know without his endorsing her, she’d just be another Russian babe looking to gold dig any billionaire she can find so that she doesn’t have to work in the sex trade….you know like all Russian babes….

Whore cares here’s the shoot..

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Irina Shayk