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2012

15

May

Courtney Stodden Annoying in Her Gold Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden is the fucking worst…..but I don’t know if it is cuz she’s an attention seeking stripper pretending to be 16, which in most cases, is amazing and gets extra lap dance money out of me…or if it is because the tabloids, the low level trashy tabloids, are buying into her shit, cuz she’s a novelty, has big fake tits, and is someone to talk about…It is like I want this bitch back working the pole, not running for paparazzi she’s paid and getting published for it…fueling this whole trashy movement….unless it involves a sex tape…cuz bikinis are less fun on whores that seeing how bad hey actually fuck…or how mangled their fake teen pussy is…cuz if she is 16…I’ll be able to tell….via her vagina…but that day is not today….today is her in a bikini…being annying and ridiculous in a way I want to punch her fucking face….but in a bikini none the less….

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2012

15

May

Dakota Fanning Ass in Leggings of the Day

There is something magical about young ass…and everyone knows it…especially women you meet in their 30s who are insecure everytime you look at a young girls ass…cuz nowadays you can’t leave your house without seeing all the glory a young girl ass provides…not to mention these 30 year olds once had young girl ass and know they’ve lost it…not matter how many squats they do at the gym….you see cuz there is this small window of opportunity…where the young ass is womanly enough to not be creepy…round and lovely…firm and defying gravity….and I think Dakota Fanning’s at that point in her aging process, cuz good pants may help an ass look rockin…only to take those pants of an experience sadness…but being a 18 makes seems to make an ass rockin’ with or without the pants…which is what we like….

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2012

15

May

Danielle Lloyd Bikini in Dubai of the Day

Danielle Lloyd is some Glamour Model from the UK who started out as Miss England in 2004, which led to her prostituting herself in various scandals with various soccer stars…from posing nude to being on Big Brother…only to end up a 28 year old mom of two and a footballer’s wife who never has to work again…but who can sit around in her mom body bikini…living the life she planned for herself….Nothing wrong with having dreams…especially when attaining them involves being a whore. Inspirational.

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2012

15

May

Malin Akerman Photoshopped in a Bikini for Shape Magazine of the Day

I’m so ahead of the curve….an innovator if you will…if I wasn’t lazy or a failure at life in general…I would probably be a billionaire…but instead I post other people’s shit like these Malin Akerman in her bikini in Shape BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE PHOTOSHOOT

But now the photoshopped version of them are in….you know the ones they publish in the magazine to brainwash you into thinking she is tighter than she is…

I don’t really care for this bitch, she’s a virgin losers wet dream and plays comic book heros in tights that they jerk off to, but she is in a bikini and looks better than most, so I’ll endorse even though I don’t care….kinda like how I honked at kids walking a breast cancer walk, even though I don’t have a car, I just made the noise, cuz one had a sign that read “Honk for Boobies”….something I believe in even if my endorsement doesn’t matter.

Who cares.

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2012

15

May

Aimee Teegarden Spread Legs in her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

I don’t know who Aimee Teegarden is…and I don’t know what Oceana is…I figure you can google that shit yourself….cuz I’m just into staring at a young bitch with titties in a pretty tight space age looking wet suit…tapping to my fantasies of traveling to other planets and fucking alien bitches cuz as far as I’m concerned…we’re their science experiment…and thus they know how to fuck better….and I’m not even a Sci/Fi enthusiast…I hate the shit…but fuck would I love to fuck some Alien pussy…Sure I’ve fucked pussy that looks alien….but that’s not the same…

Here’s Aimee Teegarden….spreading on a surfboard…in a bikini…

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2012

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The smartest thing I ever did was tell my wife I was impotent, you see because she’s so fucking disgusting looking and more importantly smelling, cuz looks can always be ignored with closing your eyes, I could never get hard for her, so I made my crackhead friend write me a fake doctor’s note, so now when I come home smelling of pussy, I just tell her I haven’t showered and my natural scent is pussy….must have something to do with the impotency….you know my loss of manhood….I’m a genius.

Here are some morning link…

This Schticky Gag Reel Eases Us Into Tuesday – VIDEO
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NFL Cheerleader Tryouts: 100 Hottest Photos
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Free Cam Show Sexiness!
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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Well Hello Candace
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Useless Talent #23…Or Is It? – VIDEO
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Tan Mom Wants to Do Playboy. Jesus Christ
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German Amateur Gets Herself Off
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Gallery – The 50 Hottest Prostitutes in Movies
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Posted in:MHD

2012

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It was mother’s day so I got drunk and slept all day cuz my mother is dead and my wife isn’t my mother…but she’s fat enough to look like she’s pregnant with me…but that doesn’t count…I did go outside and see a lot of people together who looked like they didn’t want to be togehter…disappointment and resentment anywhere….I saw new families trying to look excited…and I saw a few lonely girls with no babies…angry at their younger sisters for beating them to the filled up uterus….but most importantly…i saw a chick tanning topless…I think she really grasped the meaning of mother’s day….showing titties I want to suck and feed off of like the 3 year old in Time magazine…Sometimes leaving the house isn’t that bad….

Rihanna Has Dinosaur Tits. Wait, What?
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More on the John Travolta Sexy Time Scandal
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The Sacha Baron Cohen Soundboard
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50 Hottest Cheerleader Twitpics
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Fat Kid’s Sexy and I Know it Cover
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Shailene Woodley in Short Shorts
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Tish Cyrus See Through Tits Or Miley?
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Jugglers Creep Me The Fuck Out
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Candace Bailey Sexy Little Bikini Pictures
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Kate Upton, Oh Lord
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Meet Jessica Byrd
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Lingerie Lovely: Chloe Pridham
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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Brandi Glanville Wanted to Kill LeAnn Rimes and I’m Kinda Disappointed She Didn’t
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Homne Alone Teen Makes a Naughty Video
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50 Hottest Cheerleader Twit Pics of the Week
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Anna Faris Red Carpet White Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Man I Would Love to Bang Salma Hayek
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Lesbian Fail – VIDEO
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Boobs Are Awesome. Nuff Said
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Sheer Dress Showdown: Charlize Theron vs. Kristen Stewart (POLL)
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Lindsay Lohan Pretends She’s Employable
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Lacey Banghard Strip out of a Tight Top – VIDEO
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Isabelle Fontana for H&M
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Brazilian Butterfaces in Bodypaint
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Ahhhhhh Adriana Lima
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Dani Daniels Looks Like A Lot Of Fun
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Drunk Slut / Epic Fail – VIDEO
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MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL – LARGE AREOLA
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How About Some Big Tittied Lesbians?
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Five Celebrities Who Suck At Fucking
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Sandra Shine and Eve Angel Are Wet and Playful
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Some Also Invented a Boob Apron – VIDEO
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Holly Henderson Arriving at Playground Nightclub
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Slutty Teen Flashes Her Good
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Eve Angel and Cindy Shower Together, Minus the Shower – VIDEO
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Lisa Edelstein Gets New For PETA
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I Love Some Hot Cosplay
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Eva Longoria Red Hot At NBC Event
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Maria Menounos Shows Off Her Bruises
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Gotta Love Some Sluts in Swim Suits
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Christina Hendricks Finally Gives Us A Glimpse At Her Ginormous Super Cleavage
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Blouse
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Nathlia Ramos Has Big, Young Tits And Mel Gibson Hates Her…
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Unicycle Riders Freak me Out
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Rihanna in a Bra Top!
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Stacy Keibler’s Got Hot Legs…
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Adrianne Curry Topless Twitter Pics
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Fat Guy’s Beatle Cover
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Some Bitch in Vegas with a Great Ass
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From the stepFORUM!!
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A Whole Lo of Audrina in a Bikini
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Alexa Vega Nylon Magazine Party
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Miley Hot in a Tube Top and Mom Jeans
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Kendra Wilkinson in a Bikini
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Aimee Teegarden Spread Legs in a Bathing Suit Bottom
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Aliona Vilani in a Bikini
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Charlize Theron Hot Tits in Instyle
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Amanda Cerny in a Tiny Bikini
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More Lohan See Thru Top and Yellow Fingers
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Lisa Rinna Bikini
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Maria Menounos Green Bikini
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Nina Dobrev Lil Tits
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Melena Costa Great Ass in Tight Pants – Holy Shit
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Jody Marsh Topless
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Spanish Singer Loona in Playboy
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From stepSMUT!!
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Bring it ON XXX Porn Parody….
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Homemade Sex
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Hot Random Porn Videos
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Busted Fucking Friend
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Amazing Cum Shots
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Weird Teen in a Strip Search Video
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Hot Bitches…. Monday FUN DAY
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

14

May

Miley Cyrus’ Mom Does Mother’s Day Proper with Her Big Fat Tits and hard Nipples of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post the amazingly hot pic of Miley’s mom, the recent divorcee, showing off her big fake tits, with hard mom nipples, yesterday on mothers day, to inspire us knowing the kind of morals and values a stripper looking bitch who married the dude who sang Achy Breaky and gold dug her way to LA with his money cuz she figured he was an accessible meal ticket better than her high school quarterback in her small town turned construction worker she was married to….the same morals ad values that sold her hot daughter to Disney execs….living the fucking dream….

But I can link to it….


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And here’s a pic of miley with her dog…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

14

May

Kate Upton Hot for DT Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton may be overrated. She will probably be fat. Her body is kinda sloppy…at least I see where her body is heading…she’s stil 19…even fat 19 year olds aren’t slippy…. but her tits are massive and rockin…and since tits pretty much control the world cuz they suck all men, even world leaders fall into their evil titty grasp…she’s doing okay and she’s worth staring at…even in these hot half naked pics for DT magazine….even though it is time for her to get naked before it’s too late….take it in before she becomes Anna Nicole Smith

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2012

14

May

Sasha Cohen Pole Dancing Pics for Twitter of the Day

Sasha Cohen is an Olympic Figure skater and doing what housewives, the same housewives who hate strippers, do to impress their husbands because secretly they wish they were strippers…all that male attention is all they’ve ever wanted but are too angry and full of hate to give into those urges of being an exhibiionist cunt….

Only difference is Sasha Cohen does it for twitter, blurry but still flexible, I mean she is pretty much a stripper professionally on the ice and on skates, only she leaves her clothes on as she bends and flashes panties. making this the logical progression of her career in the off season….or when injury and sponsorships dry up….I’m into her strategic planning for the future like so many dancers, both on ice and on stage before her….

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