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2012

08

May

Azealia Banks in her Underwear of the Day

Azealia Banks is some hipster party rapper who works with people like Diplo….trying to be the next Rihanna/Nicki Minaj/Katy Perry and the funny thing about her isn’t that her dad died when she was two, even though I like black girls raised in single parent households, it’s so rare to find….the funny thing about her is that she lived in Montreal, which is where I live and I woulda totally fucked her if black girls liked me more than enough to not spit in my face, laugh in my face, or call me a racist….more importantly I woulda fucked her if I knew she was gonna be famous, cuz the herpes would have kept us bonded forever….I’m a fame whore like that….like K-Fed, I just want the good life and would jump on all opportunities that present themselves….

Anyway, she’s posing in some underwear and I’m posting it.

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2012

08

May

Lauren Marshall Titties for Miragee of the Day

These South African bitches are fucking hot. I don’t know what it has to do with….is it the water, or the air, or the HIV virus, poverty, white wealth and Apartheid….or is it that we only get to see the hot South African pussy that get picked up as models, while the fat ones are left back at the farm, or blood diamond factory to pick up the loose ends….the loose ends I’d want in my mouth if they belonged to this topless Lauren Marshall….you know Safari in her mouth, on her face and dripping of her chin….Hot.

Posted in:Lauren Marshall

2012

08

May

Rianne ten Haken Titties for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

Rianne ten Haken is some Dutch Model….and she’s showing her tits for some Dutch edition of Vogue…and it is really not all that impressive….considering I can barely fucking see her nipple and as a Euro trash pile of shit…she should be more liberal in her nudity…I’m talking smearing her twat on the window of an Amsterdam brothel trying to recruit my business, and not being boring, yet offensive to my native friends, fashion photoshoots mocking the native the white European raped…..withough showing her getting raped….you know cuz rape is the new stalking. Stay trendy.

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2012

08

May

Rita Rusic Looking Her Age in a Bikini of the Day

I have praised this Rita Rusic trash for far too long and luckily I have come to my fucking senses….I have realized that there was a glitch in my brain for whatever reason that was thankfully temporary…where I thought she was hot despite her age…when hot to me normally had a lot to do with age…30 was the cut off and here I was celebrating this trash who is always in her bikini for attention when she should be out getting a job or some shit….or retiring in her Winnebego to drive cross country stopping at all the best bingo halls….instead…..when now I see what I was meant to see….she’s all boxy around the waist and menopausal….she had her minute though…that’s more than you can say about your 50 year old wife, lover, neighbor, etc.


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2012

08

May

Loris Kraemerh and Ives Kolling Dyking Out Naked for S Magazine of the Day

Loris Kraemerh is supposed to be from Brazil….Ives Kolling is also from Brazil. They are both models….and more importantly they were both hired to do this shoot where they imply dyking out….like good Catholic girls looking for a pay check….and even more importantly that Youtube didn’t ban the video of their titties in action from the shoot…cuz really pics of bitches dyking out for fashion with their fake titties is ok….but porn that’s marketed as fashion on Youtube is better.

Posted in:Ives Kolling|Loris Kraemerh

2012

08

May

Lady Gaga’s Ass on Stage for Terry Richardson of the Day

A little known fact about me…when Lady Gaga, someone I find annoying, disgusting, a lie of a human, a try hard, trash that the public sucked up and made a fortune for as she scrambled to try to be different….is that I molested her ass once…

I snuck into some afterparty for her and she was in some VIP booth behind security guards with Perez Hilton and I just reached in around her security and fondled her fishnet, leotard wearing ass.

This was 3 years ago, right when she was milking Perez Hilton for fame, that worked, you know cuz she fucking exploded after that….

And you know what, depsite having a face that always looks like it is about to throw up, her ass was fucking incredible….

In attempts to take her fame to the next level, she’s pulling what she pulled with Perez on Terry Richardson, bringing him out to photo document her tour….and here are some pics from her first show…in Korea.

I’m hoping they produce more nudity, cuz she needs the press and I’ll always look at a bitch naked, even if I hate her…in fact, most bitches I see naked I hate…

here are the pics…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

08

May

Kim Kardashian Fat for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures on Instagram and I think she may have censored my wonderful captions….because I went back to the pic this morning and they were gone…

I wrote such lovely things like “Fat tits can’t compensate for a fat gut” and “Wow, It is true what they say about horizontal stripes” and shit my favorite “thank god for black men….they’ll eat anything”….but she censored me….she has that power…

At least I have a website no one reads for it to live forever…you see that’s why I hate social networks…my genius gets deleted…never to be found again….and if I die a legend…think of all the gold facebook and its members destroyed like idiots…

Here she is cockteasing….seeing her choked out is hotter than her porn career…..but knowing her jealous sister won’t go through with it…makes it pretty fucking sad….you see I don’t normally get hard for dead girls, I don’t want you thinking I’m weird or anything…I just get excited when the devil is slaughtered, you know it is for the good of all humanity…

No, I don’t like documenting Kim Kardashians’ life, I just anxiously await for it to end….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

08

May

Pink’s New Tits of the Day

As you probably know, it is very possible that Pink was born a man. Throughout her career, pre-staging a pregnancy to debunk rumors that she was a man, she was always fucking ripped and disgusting and any man who openly called her hot or addmitted to getting turned on by her, was one I immediately pegged as on the fence about his homo predisposition and into exploring that world with one tranny at a time, and it might as well be a famous bitch with lots of money…

Well, here she is with some tits, that make you wonder if she purchased them as part of her transition, or if they are a result of hormone therapy cuz her husband likes tits along with dick clits and her lack of tit was the reason they divorced before getting back together because she threatened to tell the world thee truth about her gender, only to make him out to be some kind of homo, not something cool in his action sport industry…..or maybe, there is a slight chance she is actually a chick, and having the baby just set off a series of biological things like turning her muscle into fat you want to suck…

Then again, maybe it’s all just photoshop….

More importantly….who fucking cares..before today I just assumed Pink was dead…

Posted in:Pink

2012

08

May

Beyonce’s Fat Mom Ass and Amber Heard’s Tits at the Costume Institute Gala of the Day

Beyonce made the horrible decision to show off her mom body that may not even be a mom body because she may have staged the pregnancy and it is just a fat sloppy body….by wearing a one piece bathing suit under a sheer skirt to the Costume Institute Gala last night….without grasping the simple concept that we don’t even want to see her at the fucking beach dressed like this…you know save the water sports and tanning for the tight body bitches we wanna fuck…unless you’re at a mom aerobics class where you belong with other bitches in the same situation….herding you cows together so we don’t accidently run into you and have it ruin our day….

Luckily. Amber Heard wore a push up bra to make it all seem ok.

A lot of other bitches were in attendence….from Chritina Ricci to who the fuck cares…..but if you do…..then…..follow the below link

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Posted in:Amber Heard|Beyonce

2012

08

May

Siri Crafoord is a Hot Model of the Day

I am into models. I know that in person they are tall freaks with weird looking faces and no tits…but in pictures they are fucking amazing…and based on my lifestyle and the places I go….the only models I see are good enough for 60+ fat chick porn mags…a fringe market that isn’t so lucrative to model in….but you get what I’m saying…and if you don’t it is that my only relationship to a bitch they named an iPhone 4s feature after, is looking at her pics…and as far as I’m concerned that’s good enough, we don’t argue because we don’t know each other, I do’t have to deal with her drama and bullshit cuz all girls are spoiled emotional brats and I get to jerk off to her or as I like to call it….make love to her pictures… whenever I want, and that lack of personal touch works for my autism…hugs and affection stress me out unless it involves me cumming on a whore’s face….

She was born in 1991 – she is Sewedish and she’s spectacular…

Posted in:Siri Crafoord