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2012

02

May

Candice Swanepoel is Modeling Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in her bikini showing us just how complex her life is….she had to wake up in a 5 star hotel or luxury villa in a bed more comfortable than anything you have ever slept in….only to be greeted by a staff who set out a spread of food and drink for her…from exotic fruits to anything she wanted…as they put make-up on her..only to get picked up in a luxury car….and taken to the beach 5 minutes away…where someone handed her bikinis that she had to put on….and lay in the sand while making faces at the camera….until lunch break….or until the weather gave out…giving her the rest of the day off, all expenses paid, more food and drink and 10,000 dollars or more….it’s a joke…but you know what…she’s good at looking good in a bikini and that should be compensated for appropriately so she continues to bring it….


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2012

02

May

Nathalia Ramos is 19 and in her Bikini of the Day

Nathalia Ramos is 19 – she has a relatively insignificant career – is Spanish and has a Spanish popstar dad who probably is the reason she’s got a career in the first place….Her mom is some Jewish Australian who married her Spanish popstar dad, so I assume she’s probably hot….and now their baby is out there in her bikini, doing a good job drawing attention to herself, because attention is what she needs….her IMDB is no where near Miley’s….but then again that probably means her vagina is much cleaner…..

I also think the whole football was a nice touch to honor a fallen hero, Junior Seau, who was shot today….I’m not saying Nathalia Ramos was involved in the shooting, they say it was a suicide, but I will say it is pretty suspect that her bikini football pics come out the same day a player is shot….but I’ll save that work to the detectives, while I focus on staring at her young titties…


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2012

02

May

Denise Richards in a Bikini Poolside of the DAy

I have no idea when these Denise Richards pictures were taken, but they are new to me, but more importantly hysterical…Don’ get me wrong…

I am all for plastic surgery faces showing off their mom bodies that they work so hard on in a bikini – like they still mattered……even though I prefer young pussy…..

But I am even more into the fact that Denise Richards was a hooker in the 90s and that is how she ended up with Charlie Sheen. I have so many sources on this and I tweeted it to her and she responded denying it a while ago…proving guilt…cuz I believe once a hooker…always a hooker…that shit is like a burn or a stain on your white pants that follows your tormented coked up ass to the grave….or to a bikini shoot you are far too old to be part of….even if your face lightens the mood cuz it is so cartoony….


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2012

02

May

Miley Cyrus is Hiding from the Camera of the Day

Miley Cyrus has been on an attention whore mission….some people say it is cuz her boyfriend is becoming too famous and she wants him to know she’s still got it….you know unlike your wife who let herself get fat and disgusting…..I say who fucking cares what the reason is…she’s young, fit and wearing workout gear I want to fuck off her with my mouth and genitals…..that was until today…when instead of smiling she covered up…maybe because she had bad plastic surgery or dental surgery, hicks are known to have bad teeth, and really who fucking cares, she’s still in leggings and her face was never what she was about…her hotness came in her tight little package and if anything this screams a willingness to have her face buried in a pillow as you slam her from behind…which always works for me better than staring at awkward facial expressions or listening to comments about how her daddy does it better….not that I am ever gonna fuck Miley, but get what I’m saying her…and that is that her playing up for th paparazzi like a spoiled cunt screaming “don’t look at me….don’t look at me….even though I want you to look at me even more now that I am drawing attention to myself covering my face cuz I have a pimple”…..opens up a whole bag of new fetishes for those of us who want to do bad things to her……good times.


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2012

02

May

Naked Musical Chairs – Part of the Naked Games Video of the Day

My friend and producer DirtyDeeds is making a series of videos called “Naked Games” that involve innocent childhood games played naked…..genius….

I love the concept, cuz I love nudity, but more importantly I love the idea it gave me to trick girls into getting naked by playing games they feel familiar with, that remind them of their childhood, that are more innocent that saying something like “Come over and choke on my dick while I take pics for my website”….you know fun and adventurous…wholesome…but still fucking naked and wild….and I love all ways to get girls naked….

That said, I will be premiering all the upcoming vids for the “Naked Game Series” brought to you by DirtyDeeds cuz I like them……and believe they have or they can single handedly revolutionize parties everywhere….

Posted in:Naked Games

2012

02

May

Xenia Deli in a See Through Outfit and Showing Titty for Love Cat Magazine of the Day

I’ve been following the long, lucrative, expansive career of Xenia Deli for a solid 3 weeks now….because she’s some hot newcomer model who I figure we should encourage to see more of her….because there is no way she won’t end up being in SI or Victoria’s Secret, I can predict these things…..

The one thing that annoyed me about her, is that unlike all the other models from obscure foreign countries, she got out there by not showing her tits or naked body for fashion, in era when all models get naked for fashion, cuz it is a competitive world for hot bitches who want the lazy/good life, it rubbed me the wrong way….I was like “no bitch, you can’t get famous before getting naked, it will ruin the natural fucking process of becoming a top model”….luckily today my concerns were dealt with and the people of Love Cat said “bitch, you wanna be in our magazine, you gotta get naked like everyone else, otherwise will ask another hot bitch who will”….and like all models looking to get ahead, she complied, and like all perverts who keep track of this shit, even though I don’t care about this shit, I just accidentally made it my life work…..I looked on happily…..

Good hustle people…

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2012

02

May

Kate Upton’s Modeling Bikinis Again of the Day

Take it in while you can…cuz this bitch isn’t gonna last forever….I already seen signs of her sloppiness coming…cuz tits this big don’t come as a stand alone item for long…the ass and gut always follow….at 19 it is all good…but by 23 – she’ll be rocking an eating disorder and an addiction to working out….making her lose her tits you love so much…por turning obese cuz that’s just how it happens….

I don’t know why Kate Upton’s internet fame for having big tits that lead to SI Covers in skimpy bikinis bothers me so much…I mean I’m as into watching her bad dancing in video….

But I guess I hate things that are marketed hard and overhyped….Here she is photoshopped modeling bullshit bikinis….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

02

May

Katrina Bowden in FHM Australia May of the Day

Katrina Bowden is some girl who was in the American Pie movie that just came out tha my idiot friend unfortuately saw and has since fallen in love with and talks about her pretty much everyday – asking me to find him more pics of her and the whole thing is both unhealthily creepy and annoying….Firstly, American Pie sequels don’t deserve this much talk and secondly, Katrina Bowden isn’t that hot….especially not when dressed like a cheerleader who looks less like a high school or college girl I want to fuck but a mom who enjoys her pilates so much that she can pull off this halloween costume for all the other moms to stare at angrily….cuz they are fat and mom bodied….

Who really cares….I’m only posting this for my friend. I’m nice like that.

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2012

02

May

Rihanna Goes to the Stripclub of the Day

One thing I love about Rihanna, is that she’s made it and she’s having a good time.

Another thing I love about Rihanna is that when she posts this shit she writes #rolemodelshit cuz she knows the media will eat her up….like she was the pussy in red…like the pussy with her tongue out…who is giving the dance of her life…cuz shit this is Rihanna….could be her big fucking break….and in reality she is a role model to me…that one day if I make it…strip clubs will let me in with a camera….as of now they just kick me out and make me delete the pics…..

The truth is she’s a gully bitch from the gutter with as much class as one of this strippers…things just worked out better for her and that’s why she’s living it up the way she should….trashy and perfect….not to mention you gotta love a bitch who makes it rain on them hoes…it’s far better than having your wife complain you spent money for her milk and donuts on strippers….

All his to say, Rihanna is a role model and here are her blurry pics that get the point of just how good she is across…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like waking up hungover as much as I like trying to get girls on the pill pregnant…because it means last night was a success since my drinking makes it next to impossible to remember or differentiate other nights…it is all a confused mess of hookers, implants, orgasms, throwing up and being thrown up on…..and I wouldn’t have it any other way…

Here are some morning links…

Wheel Chair Drifting – VIDEO
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Absolutely Insane Ballpark Food
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Free Cam Shows, Awwww Yeaaa!
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Any Commercial With Tits In It is a Great Commercial. No?
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Laura Dore is Basically the Best
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Kate Upton Dancing in a String Bikini – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows. The Realness
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Blonde Amateur Pounds Her Pussy – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of April
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