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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2012

26

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS I love more than I love you…you see cuz you complain about it, yet I still post it, asshole.

This shit is genius.

Woman Confuses Gas Pedal For Brakes, Crashes Into Dominos
A New York woman thought the gas pedal was the brake and crashed into a Domino’s store.

Girl Spills Yogurt on President Obama
A Colorado college student had a yogurt mishap with President Obama, who had a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.

Amazing College Football Front Flip Play
At a practice scrimmage Lincoln University in Missouri running back Martee Tenner takes a pass from the backfield, sizes up an oncoming defender, doing a front flip over him, and keeps running without breaking his stride.

Couple Calls 911 For Dog, Gets A Fine
A Missouri couple is in trouble today after they phoned 911 to save their dog. Randy Lakey’s Great Dane, Oreo, stood six feet four inches tall on its hind legs. When the dog collapsed all the couple could think to do was call 911 for help. Police then dropped off a summon to the couple’s home for filing a false 911 report.

Massachusetts Janitor Arrested For Recording Female In School Restroom
A janitor at a Fall River elementary school was arrested on Wednesday for allegedly using his cell phone to record a fellow female school employee using the restroom.

Student Banned From Prom For Confederate Flag Dress
A Tennessee high school student was turned away from her prom because her prom dress resembled the Confederate Flag.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/student-banned-from-prom-for-confederate-flag-dress/

NJ Cop Arrested For Attempting To Lure Underage Girl
Steven Vigorito, a New Jersey police officer, was arrested for attempting to lure an underage girl, engaging in lewd text conversations and an attempted meeting.

“Gas Rage” Man Goes On Tirade
A man outraged at the price of gas went on a rampage over the price of fuel in Massachusetts.

Florida Woman Diagnosed With Cancer, Really Had Fuit Pit in Lungs
A Florida woman that inhaled a seed in 1984 and 28 years coughed up fruit after being misdiagnosed with cancer.

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2012

26

Apr

Minka Kelly Awesome Tits of the Day

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The biggest issue with Minka Kelly as a person is that she has herpes….Whether they dripped onto her pussy from John Mayer, Derek Jeter, or her current boyfriend Wilmer Valderama….all perverts who have fucked every dirty slut with herpes combined….from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to who the fuck cares……because with tits like this…her STDs don’t fucking matter…in fact based on the fact that we will never fuck this bitch….or even meet this bitch in our life times…her herpes don’t fucking exist…and even if I did have the chance to fuck with her….her herpes wouldn’t fucking exist….cuz my herpes would eat them….in a herpes fight to the death that would cancel out both our herpes….making us billionaires by finding a cure to the shit….no that that would happen, but pictures of her big fucking titties happened ….and that’s good enough for me.

Here is a closeup

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2012

26

Apr

Eniko Mihalik Titties for a Photoshoot of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is some Hungarian model who gets naked for fashion because it is a better life than working as a stripper, or bar tender, or receptionsit…..I have posted her tits at least 10 times in photoshoots way hotter than this masculine, dress her up like a dude for the tranny loving queers who are scared to come out of the closet cuz their redneck dad will beat them up, I mean isn’t that the reason Tranny’s are so popular? The closet cases scared of gay porn, but into chicks with dicks, which is way weirder, but don’t argue with them….they’ll just say they are so not gay that they like their porn to have no men in it, just a penis a chick and 4 tits….speaking of tits…here is Eniki showing her tits again…and I’m into it…even if this reminds me of a Charlie Chaplin movie from the 30s….with more Hungarian model tit in it…

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2012

26

Apr

Stephanie Seymour In a See Through Dress of the Day

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Stephanie Seymour is old as fuck, but she still delivers the goods. She’s wearing a see thru shirt, but the truth is that she consistently gives boners when she gets INTO HOT POSES WHILE WEARING BIKINIS ….

She’s not at her prime…and old ladies are disgusting….or at least not something you’d take over a younger bitch…you know not as tight as she was in the 90s….but she is more sexually experienced and despite having a shattered mom pussy…could probably show you a good time with more eagerness and more liklihood because her experience is her only competitive advantage as an old lady competing for cock with girls 20 years younger than her….I mean unless you factor in the fact that her tits are probably only 15 years old….

Here’s the close-up…

Who really cares…anyone in a see thru dress is someone I’ll look at….whether google proves her past was much brighter for her….she’s still good enough for me and I hate old bitches…


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This picture was taken by the only paparazzi agency that I like INFDAILY

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2012

26

Apr

Kate Upton’s Bazaar Photoshoot Video of the Day

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If you didn’t think Kate Upton’s job was already a fucking joke…you know, famous out of no where and all she has to do is show up…get in clothes or bathing suits people put out for her and sit there for money and the good life…..you know easy as hell because thanks to you perverts and her really big tits that her ass haven’t caught up to yet, but will, she’s an internet sensation….here’s video evidence from her Harper’s Bazaar shoot…I’m more into her SHOOT FOR MUSE ….but we need more labia/nipple/nudity out of this porn looking bitch to really make me happy…

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2012

26

Apr

Rihanna’s Hard Nipple in the Offensive Princess of China Video of the Day

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I didn’t watch Rihanna’s new video…partially because I really have better things to do with my time….but also because I don’t really give a fuck about Rihanna and I hate her fucking music and the fact that at the Time 100 people awards she said she’s glad they awarded her cuz she’s just being herself…or some other bullshit lie that carries her onto continual songs polluting our brains and the airwaves…..

But I can assume the video is Offensive, just based on the name…and I’m hoping there is a backlash from China, stopping production on her merchandise…..cuz if someone said they were a Princess of anything of mine, especially a gutter black chick from the Islands who was a child prostitute, I’d be pretty mad at how entitled she felt…and I’d likely arrest her for the false claim as we all know a percentage of her idiot fans probably think she’s a Princess of China…which is bad for their global image….

The only thing she’s a princess of, even with her 100 million dollars, is her own cunt life that luckily we don’t have to deal with or listen to her whine….cuz newly rich trash is the fucking worst.

Here’s the video…

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2012

26

Apr

Jayde Nicole Upskirt of the Day

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Jayde Nicole is the poor man’s SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD …..she’s some broken home Canadian with a single mother who probably had many boyfriends and the insight to tell her untalented daughter to get some fake tits and get in Playboy when she’s still young enough to have a shot….which is what she did….moving to LA only to be known for being in Playboy and maybe the last season of The Hills that was the last season of The Hills for a reason we call “no one watched the shit”…..leaving her on the mean streets trying to find her place as someone we’ve all seen naked and no longer care about…so she did the logical thing and flashed her panties….boring….possibly a step in the wrong direction since we’ve all seen her cunt…or can google to see her cunt ….but she’s doing the best her retard self can….

On a side note, I have seen her in person and she’s not hot. True fucking story….


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2012

26

Apr

Mischa Barton’s AMazing Cleavage of the Day

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Mischa Barton posted the above pic to twitter…..but it took the paparazzi to really get what we were looking for…her tit….tit that I didn’t know she had…but that I am glad she does have…because it balances out her DUMPY FUCKING ASS ….

I have a few ongoing jokes about Mischa Barton….one was a death watch I set up a while ago that apparently was a little premature, unless of course this is a robot Mischa Barton, because at rock bottom she looked like death….another one I have is that I send Lindsay Lohan messages saying “At least you’re not Mischa Barton”….that she ignores….probably cuz the reality is that Mischa Barton has it better than her…and despite being dumpy as fuck…good things came from it….like these tits…while Lohan just looks like a bloated, botched surgery mess….that may be hot to me… cuz it shows her insecurity….but that isn’t hot….Either way, enough about Lohan, this post is about Mischa Barton’s comeback via tits…something I endorse.

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2012

26

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Chipmunk Face Gets Work of the Day

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Here are some pics of a genetically modified Lindsay Lohan rocking her new chipmunk face on the set of Glee because apparently she got a Cameo spot, maybe this week they are singing songs from her album everyone forgot about….

I am pretty sure that she’s not getting paid for this, because that’s the place she’s at in her career, you know one step away from the final curtain being cast and evicted from Dancing with the Stars… but I like to view her on set being the reason she hasn’t answered my texts the last 6 months or more….you see for those of you who don’t know, me and Lohan were best text message friends for a few months when she was on drugs and a lesbian before the DUIs…and I haven’t been able to win her back…even though this is a time she needs me most…cuz I have great plans of K-Fedding her….that we can safely say won’t happen….partially because she’s so fucking busy… I mean come on look at these pics…where could she find the time to send me a titty pic between sitting around all day amongst a bunch of idiots you know as she filled her purse with the free food cuz she doesn’t have money for these kinds of luxuries anymore…..

The whole thing is amazing….I love reality checks and life lessons that make someone who was so high up in career and spirit crash so hard..it is fun to watch the scramble.

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2012

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night was falling in love with a blonde girl with a hot ass in tight jeans in the grocery store who was very excited they were running a Dairy Queen promotion. She was with some balding black guy who I assume has polluted her and I wasn’t able to follow them home – so I’ll never see her again…and that really sucks for my stalking ego…I am usually better at these kinds of things…I’m getting old, tired and too fat the climb fire escapes to watch girls shower and I’ve lost my spark unable to prioritize my chase….End of an era…..I guess I’ll just stick to INTERNET CREEPING

Here are some links!

Fun at the Pheonix Suns Half Time Show – VIDEO
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2012 NFL Mock Draft: Wives and Girlfriends Version
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love I Promise
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Marie Claude is Super Sexy
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Korean Soccer Fans Are Smarter Than You and Me
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Beyonce Banished Kim Kardashian Hahahahah
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Only the Best
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Tattooed Slut Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Limbless Man Plans on Swimming Around the World. Wait, What?
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