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2012

23

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Party of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood was at some Vegas pool party that I assume she hosted because she’s got an amazing body and needs to be in a bikini in order to stay relevent….I mean I think she needs to stay naked and take the natural course of being an ex playboy playmate and gradually make her way into hardcore porn….because I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO

I am not too into her mainstream hustle…doing the nerd comic book tech gadget videogame thing for some shitty TV network no one cares about….that shit only works when I haven’t seen a bitch naked….once I have…and she’s no longer getting naked in efforts to have a mainstream career, it’s like she’s mocking me or giving me the finger but not the kind of finger than makes me cum via my prostate…if you know what I mean.


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2012

23

Apr

Behati Prinsloo in Sheer Lingerie for Princesse Tam Tam of the Day

I know nothing about Princesse Tam Tam lingerie….I mean they could be the high end, hotter lingerie by the people at Victoria’s Secret to compete with hot lingerie companies that aren’t scared to show a little nipple in their campaigns, unlike their flagship brand that photoshops that shit out of it as fast as they can so they don’t offend Christian women who don’t realize or appreciate that they have nipples too…..or they could just be a hot high end lingerie company that makes hot sheer lingerie like this was France in the 1920s….

I do know they are using Behati Prinsloo and her nipples in the campaign, something I doubt Victoria’s Secret would allow, since to be an “Angel” you need to sell you soul to them like the devil company they are…..but I won’t worry about the ownership and business model…I’ll just worry about those nipples by listing the reasons they aren’t in my mouth.

1- I’ve never met Behati and never will.
2- If I did she’d likely call the police or vomit due to my size, bank account balance, my smells, soiled outfit, alcoholism, herpes and/or AIDS, the fact I’m not a balling out of control billionaire/rockstar/whoever models fuck….and my failed attempt at putting her titties in my mouth…..

Here’s the hot video…the hot sheer lingerie video…

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2012

23

Apr

Tits on Youtube of the Day

The nice thing about Youtube is that more people jerk off to it than probably any other porn site….and it is owned by google. A company that stole money from me because I posted tits when running their ads back in 2005…because they are hypocrites…..knowing as well as I do that more people use google to find “hot pussy getting fucked by big cock” than they do for directions, recipes or other everyday shit….because humans are perverts and the internet doesn’t judge…except maybee me….but I don’t matter…

So when I see pics of naked implant tits, that although are purchased and fake are still tits, in video on Youtube I get both angry at their lie they make billions with….but happy to watch….these are the complicated issues in my very complicated life….so stressful.

Here’s another….

Here’s one more – I call this a fresh implant….

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2012

23

Apr

Morning Hangovre Dump of the Day

Oh god. I lived through this weekend. I’d say that was a good start to the week…but I am pretty sure part of me died…probably a vital organ…cuz I feel like death….and like everyone who feels like they should be in the hospital getting saved…I’ve decided to update a blog no one reads…life’s about priorities people.

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10 Hottest WWE Divas of the Past 20 Years
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Sophia is One Hot Tanned Babe
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God I Love a Flexible Slut – VIDEO
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And Welcome To The Exact Moment Johnny Depp Told Native Americans To Eat A Dick
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Two Hot Horny Sluts Get Carried Away
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2012

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I can’t stand 420. Maybe it is cuz I don’t smoke weed, but I doubt that, cuz I don’t hate weed, if anything I think it is an important plant that is far healthier than legal shit people put in their bodies…..I think it’s just a question of hating cheesy events people come together to do for no reason other than that they are all fucking drones…if you like getting high – you don’t need excuses for it frat boy loser…

All this to say….I am making bumper stickers for women that read “My other vagina is an asshole”…..

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Sheree From Real Housewives is a Dumb Cunt – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Waste Your Weekend With
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Kate Upton Bouncing Tits Supercut
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Hottest Women of Radio
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25 Athletes who Also Smoke Pot
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Scarjo Old Hollywood Thick Body Photoshoot
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Japanese Monkey Man
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Gypsy Cat fight Ends With Tits And Cunt Being Exposed – VIDEO –
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Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Up Again
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Text and Walk – VIDEO
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The 10 Best Latin American Horror Movies
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Paula Labaredas Bikini Pictures
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Rihanna is Playing Fake Lesbian Now
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I’d Love to Be All Over Candace
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And MORE Lindsay Lohan Drama
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24 Pictures Of Babydoll Beauties
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Free Cam Shows. Enjoy
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Cute Amateur Slut Enjoys Riding a Fake Cock – VIDEO
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The Cute Ball Girls of Major League Baseball
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Julianne Hough Side Boob
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Who Loves Big Boobs?
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22 Horrible Athlete Tattoos
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Maria Sharapova’s Haircut
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Victoria’s Secret Gallery of Half Naked Bitches
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Man and Crco are Best Friends
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Funny Documentary on a Stock Photo Model
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Elizabeth Berkley is Fat
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Jennie Garth is Looking Damn Good for 50
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Sit Your Whore Ass Down! – VIDEO
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus Pairs Bandaged Finger With Skimpy Shorts
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Don’t We All Love Big Boobs?
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Jordan Carver and Destiny Danger Pillow Fight
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Rose Byrne in InStyle Magazine
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More of Michelle Martins as a Housewife
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Irina Shayk is Flawless
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Coachella Slip and Slide Fail – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Desperate A$$ Actress Spends Her Last Dime Trying To Get Tyler Perry’s Attention
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Emmanuelle in the Land of Muff and Honey
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Sexy Models
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Redhead Beauty Jayme Langford Masturbating
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Obsessive Lingerie – VIDEO
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I Love a Babe That’s Sporty Cute Casual
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Paula LaBaredas is Super Sexy
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Here’s a Real Fine Red Head – VIDEO
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Some Pam Anderson, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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I’d Like a Big Piece of Anjelica
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Ummmmm…The Scorpions Bassist Went to a Snuff Show
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Scarlett Johansson Gets Busty For “The Avengers� UK Premiere
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Demi Lovato Enjoys Grabbing Her Tits
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I’d Still Go To TOWN On This Bitch…
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Hot Girls Who Take Cell Phone Pics
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The Weather Bro!
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Hot Celebrity Twitpics!
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Renee Olstead Titties for Buzznet
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2012

20

Apr

Rita Rusic is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

This bitch is practically 90…at least she might as well be you know since when a bitch turns 55 I generally slot them in senior citizen too old oto jerk off to….

That was until this freak of nature, unlike the toeless freak of nature with no eyelids I used to hang with, you know the bad genetics raised by the nuclear plant kind freak of nature, this freak of nature is hot as fuck…and there’s something very confusing about this….I won’t look into it too much….but she’s re-inventing old, dry, unfertile, used up, loose skinned, near death stagnant twat….the good kind of freak of nature….

No matter how much it confuses me – i like.


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2012

20

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Making Out With her Boyfriend in Public of the Day

Here is a fascinating vdeo of Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend whoring out for the paparazzi….with each other…making out in public like bitch isn’t semi famous….and like this won’t draw attention to them by the immigrant leeches that make up the paparazzi…sitting around all night for the opportunity to snap a pic of anyone from Phoebe Price to Shauna Sand to make a fucking dollar…..like she couldn’t have done this at home…in her backyard…on vacation….it was intentional…like her nude pics…and for that I give her a high five the day after national high five day…because I love little sluts…who like attention via sexuality….it’s 98 percent of the reason I hang out in the park after school….the other 2 percent of the reason is my love of masturbation in the grass dogs piss and shit on or on public benches old ladies feed pigeons from….

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2012

20

Apr

Jennifer Lawrence Does Archery in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t find Jennifer Lawrence interesting or more importantly hot…but I am for watching girls do various things in tight clothing…whether it is dancing erotically….skipping rope….hullahooping….pretty much anything….They don’t have to be hot, famous, or sell out actors chasing the billion dollar franchise….they just have to be in tight clothes moving….I am perverted like that….

So today’s new obscure fetish is bitches doing Archery in tight dresses….that bitch demonstrating just happens to be an overrated billion dollar franchise acting who was once a real actor nominated for academy awards..if that counts as being a real actor…since it is all staged….

Enjoy…

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2012

20

Apr

Kate Upton in Some Beach Bunny Bullshit of the Day

What a waste of Kate Upton’s breasts…Not to mention this Beach Bunny shit is tacky as fuck. I feel like it belongs on a trailer park wife…toothless and prostituting herself for a back of smokes while her husband is outback raping their kids….seriously….white fucking trash…..

Kate Upton’s career has a 2 year window. The internet and her big 18 year old tits made her famous enough to get work…photoshop made people believe she’s gonna stay this shape…when historical evidence of similar bodies….scream obese by 30…..no…I can’t live in the moment…especially not when the bitch is in a seee through top but her nipples have been erased…while wearing white trash gear….this is a fail….a waste of her good years….before it all goes terribly bad….

PS – she’s not as hot as you think she is….

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2012

20

Apr

Coco’s Ridiculous Tits Walking the Dog of the Day

Coco is ridiculous….some….mainly me… would call her a stripper clown…a term I use because I can’t think of a better way to describe this kind of novelty act….or novelty toy looking woman….

She has gone from stripper bitch…to stripper looking bitch who hasn’t changed her stripper way…except being more public with it……

She doesn’t need to be a trashy exhibitionist slut…showing off her implants and fat ass for a little attention…she’s got money, she lives the good life…….

She just wants to be a trashy exhibitionist slut….she wants to expose herself like the cheap whore she is…and I don’t get it….because all the trashy whores I know do it cuz they have no choice or are lazy….while she does it cuz that’s who she is…it is her calling…her skill….her everything….her talent…all she knows and rich husbands or not…she’s not gonna stop…even if her overweight riduclpus ass and tits probably should…cuz they are just comical….even if I love staring at em cuz they are amazing on all fronts…and backs….


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