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2012

16

Apr

Mireille Enos Hot in Esquire May 2012 Issue of the Day

Mireille Enos was in Big Love, a show that both depresses me and gives me hope, because no only are Mormon’s very successful, they also managed to set up a way to fuck multiple women while seemingly being holy in the mind of God, while other religions like Catholic or Jewish make you do that secretly…..which is often time better….even when you get caught…cuz putting up with one wife is enough bullshit….trying to handle 5 women’s needs, wants, problems at the same time….while factoring jealousy….is enough to make a motherfucker focus his money on fucking hookers instead of paying to feed clothe and 20 kids who are just gonna hate me….and their annoying subserviant mothers….

Either way, she’s showing some nipple…

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2012

16

Apr

Leslie Bibb, Maria Menounos, Heidi Klum and Morena Baccarlin Nude for Alure May of the Day

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Allure Magazine got a few people who I guess are famous…but I am too lazy to find out who half of them are, stripped them down and made them strategically nude, even though strategic nudity is not naked at all, like that girl I was fucking for a few months who never let me see her pussy, she managed to hide it, even when I was eating it out, in some kind of mystical shit that made me wonder if I was banging a fucking tranny, and that strategic positioning was so I couldn’t see the sex change scars….who fucking knows or cares, the pics are dull…and I shouldn’t be posting them….but I am anyway….cuz it distracts me from my real life responsibilities of being an unemployed man.

Here’s Heidi Klum’s Video…..if you care….

Here are more HEIDI KLUM IN THE REST OF HER PHOTOSHOOT …if you care….

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2012

16

Apr

Roxeanne Pallett Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Roxanne Pallett…but she’s on some soap opera in the UK Emmerdale that my ignorant ass has never seen and that even if I was some cultured, pro traveler with a PhD in fucking pop culture in the UK, would probably never have seen, because it is just that fucking relevant….but based on her performance on the beach, bending over in her bikini like a little slut, I think it is safe to say….get this bitch an Academy Award….

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2012

16

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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I know you hate the stepNEWS because you are a pervert and don’t understand my love and obsession for local news from the anchors, the weather men, to the idiots who get feeatured….sure it isn’t tits…but sometimes it takes the no tits to appreciate tits…you know what I mean….every great idea started as an idea motherfucker..

Are New York City Police Looking For Harry Potter?
New York City police are looking for a Staten Island man with a lightning bolt tattoo on his head.

President Obama Speaks Out On Secret Service Prostitution Scandal
President Obama said that he’d be ‘angry’ if allegations involving the use of prostitutes by Secret Service agents in Columbia.

Man Arrested For Urinating on The Alamo
A drunk 21 year old was arrested after urinating on the Alamo in Texas.

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2012

16

Apr

Nicolette Sheridan’s Hot Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicolette Sheridan is probably best know for being engaged to Michael Bolton, but she was smart enough to end that shit, because it does nothing good for one’s self esteem…..not that their is anything wrong with Michael Bolton, it’s just hard to take him seriously no matter how many millions he makes with his bad music that talks to horny fat middle aged women….and tickles them at their core…..cuz no one else is tickling them…except maybe their 15 cats….

But as far as I’m concerned the highlight of her career was not having kids, cuz at 48, she’s still got a hot enough body to look at in a bikini, something she would have been pissed away if she wasn’t a vain, image oriented, bottom feeding celeb bitch I wanna fuck…cuz I generally see 1 in 100 moms who are actually hot as fuck….and those 1 in 100 I see probably looked better before raping themselves to reproduce….silly choices…

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2012

16

Apr

Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

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I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton….

She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus..

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2012

16

Apr

Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

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I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton….

She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus..

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2012

16

Apr

Leighton Meester’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of Leighton Meester is that she’s broke…She’s some broken home surviving, child of a drug smuggler, born in a halfway house, probably a product of a mom on trial trying to get a lighter sentence cuz she was pregnant, who has learned the criminal ways of whoring proper….staring in fetish videos…fucking the right person….and landing a mainstream gig on a mainstream show that has made her pretty much set for life….a life that only involves sucking toes and foot fetishes if she wants it to…..and not cuz she has to..

If anything her story, possibly fake, is inspiring….she was probably one handjob away from being a street whore or escort….and look at her now….a fat ass in a bikini….good enough for me.

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2012

16

Apr

Rihanna Twitter Bikini Picture of the Day

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Rihanna posted some pictures of her little tits in her bikini and from this angle she almost looks hot….you know a nice toned stomach from all her dancing around on stage….but then I see pictures of her at Coachelle performing in shorts….with an ass like this…..

And it makes me think this shit is all smoke and mirrors and shot from thr right angle….reminding me that all girls on the internet only post pics of themselves that they think are hot…so whever you see a questionable picture of them on Facebook or instagram, realize that that is probably more truth that their hot pics….if anything…their worst pic is probably them at their best….and their best pics are just the freak second the lighting, angle, pose was right….

But the good news is….since this is the internet….we can only focus on their good…..cuz we don’t know these bitches in person….and don’t have to worry about truths when jerking off…I mean other than the obvious “we’re pathetic”….you know the shit that made us realize tears are a great lube!

Here are some more of her coachella porno….

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2012

16

Apr

Brooklyn Decker in GQ Magazine US May 2012

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The other day I posted some pics of BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ TURKEY ….well apparently…..she also snuck her way into the American GQ…..like a crafty little retard with Downs Syndrome who doesn’t actually have Downs Syndrome, her face just kinda looks like she does, and I like to point it out, since I am overly analytical of pictures I see of bitches being marketed to us as being hot, giving other bitches insecurities about not looking like they have Downs Syndrome, only to spend their nights building contraptions at home to make their head look more like a water head…..and I am all for giving girls a complex about being fat or having shitty tits….but to look more retarded is just weird….

That said, as a wife to an Athlete, she does a good job staying fit…and when she’s half naked and photoshopped, she hardly looks like the institutionalized chronic masturbating people left there by their parents who didn’t want them fucking up their lives at the home I used to change diapers at…..

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