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2012

10

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Big Titties in GQ TUrkey of the Day

I like to make fun of Brooklyn Decker’s semi-retard looking face, not because I wouldn’t fuck her big titties with my mouth, hands, dick, ass, anything she allowed me to fuck her big titties with…..but because I know she got the cover of SI cuz of her husband being a pro athlete with pro athlete money and pro athlete endorsements that have the ability and power to tell those companies not to work with SI….so to keep everyone happy….give his spoiled cunt wife what she fucking wants…..

But the truth is, retardation, or semi-retardation, or retard physical attributes have never stopped me from sticking my dick in a bitch….if anything…sometimes it is easier to get away with…

So all you Decker Defenders can fuck yourself….she has big tits, she’s fit cuz she has nothing else to do with her days but keep Roddick happy to be married to her, or the free ride fucking ends and we’d all fuck her….but anyone can see she’s a lilttle Corky…..

The turks don’t care, they are used to seeing their women in bed sheets and ninja costumes.

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2012

10

Apr

Katharina Friedrich Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Katharina Friedrich is some model I’ve never heard of….but she’s some hard, angular, tall, thin, German who has been modeling a couple of years….and who is open to the idea of showing her nipples for her work, like a common hooker, stripper, or pornstar, with more luxurious ambition and dreams….She’s 5’10, her shoe size is 9.5, her eyes green, her hair brown, her hips 34, her dress 2, her bust 32….need anymore info to help your masturbation to her tits? Well I don’t have it…this is as far as my stalking goes and to get measurement of what really counts, her pussy distance from her asshole, I’ll need to be a little more friendly with her….

Here are her pics in some mag.

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2012

10

Apr

Coco Does Squats of the Day

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Coco is ridiculous….and I don’t mean it in a “look at that ass, it is ridiculous” kinda way…I mean ridiculous like ridiculous was meant to be used…..

She is not a good thing….

Sure a huge part of me loves to watch girls slut out like this….all trashy in clothes from the sex store…stupid costumes that are a fucking novelty…showing off their bodies and objectifying themselvs…..but I prefer it when they have to be doing it….you know to pay the bills….not when they have other options….

So I’m torn…I love looking at sluts, when they are desperate and need to be sluts, or really under all circumstances….cuz all girls should flaunt their shit…but I don’t like looking at Coco….for anything by comedic purposes…

It is probably cuz Coco is huge…..Thick and whether her ass implant and tit implants try to balance that shit out…or she goes out to the gym and works out….I get why her husband is a black man….cuz they love this kind of white meat….where as I just find it pretty vile….I wouldn’t even get a lap dance from, this bitch if she was working my strip club….

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2012

10

Apr

Evelyn Lozada Ridiculous Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Life lesson of the day is that just cuz you have big fake tits doesn’t mean you’re a chick….

I mean some of the biggest cocked trannies have tits far bigger than this bitch…

So when looking at big fucking tits in a bikini….try to scope out the rest of the bitch in question…and ask yourself with a face like that while covering a vital part of determining her gender with a blanket that’s probably strageic….are the chances she was born a man higher than the chances she was born a woman….

In this case…I’m thinking yes….

Its name is Evelyn Lozada and she is on some show about Baseball Player’s wivees….and she’s in a bikini.

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2012

10

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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When all your friends who aren’t really your friends but who you pretend are your friends are out getting paid a lot of money to be in their bikinis for a movie you weren’t cast in because you have the face of an accident victim, or maybe of a Muslim woman who had acid thrown on her in her village because she is a disgrace to the tribe, you show the world that you won’t let that get you down, because you are fit, and you can get in a bikini for free, and photographers will take pics of you too, and you’ll show them you don’t need to be in their clique, you got your own shit going down, it’s just not as lucrative and doesn’t come with that stamp of approval bitch is looking for.

I don’ know where the rest of these pictures are….

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2012

10

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Still Hot when Half Naked of the Day

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I dont’ know what these freckled half naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan are from, but I know I am glad they happened, because Lindsay Lohan is probably one of my favorite, even 10 years after her relevance has faded into a huge pile of shit, because she’s still Lindsay Lohan, she still has great tits, she still has potential to bring shit back, and she still answers my emails and text messages once a year, reminding me that she hasn’t gone completely insane yet, you see cuz if she was answering me daily, we’d know she hit rock bottom…..She’s pretty much the best thing to come out of Disney and I’m totally into helping her revive her career by giving her vagina mouth-to-mouth….

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2012

10

Apr

Naomi Watts and her Mom Ass Crack in her Bikini of the Day

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There is very little less pleasurable than watching a mom in her 40s….with a mom body and a sloppy mom ass….playing with her kids….while wearing a fucking bikini….I mean I always love bikinis, even on fat chicks, or ravaged mom pussies….but it doesn’t mean I enjoy what I am seeing….cuz I am a procreation hater….I find pregnancy obnoxious and self absorbed….and I think it is abusive to women…even though hormonally women feel the need to make it happen to stay relevant as a woman cuz that’s their purpose or some shit….and as a man who appreciates a tight mom body, that with modern science can be hot into it’s 50s, as long as it doesn’t have kids, I have to start an organization to educate….we’ll call it “down with mom pussies….adopt….you self righteous wanting a clone of yourself cunt”…..do what gays do and get an Asian baby, they are far less disappointing when they grow up as little geniuses….and your ass will thank you.

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2012

10

Apr

Julia Roberts in her Bikini of the Day

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I think the day I realized that Hollywood was a lie….was the day I saw Julia Roberts cast as Pretty Woman….since then I question everything they tell me via marketing.

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2012

10

Apr

Lisa Seiffert Naked in Playboy of the Day

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Lisa Seiffert is some Australian fashion model who I guess realizes that being 30 and a model who hasn’t really become a household name requires some serious fucking corrective behavior….you know because shit is not gonna last forever and since all it took was a set of implants because as a model she’s already totally comfortable getting naked in front of a camera, this time though, it was with hopes and dreams it would lead to acting work, or really anything that will carry her to her 40s….and I’m all for bitches making moves at any age that involve them being naked and showing the world their labia majora….

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2012

10

Apr

Sasha Grey in Interview Magazine of the Day

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The weirdest shit to me is that Sasha Grey managed to market herself as some kind of performing artist….who’s art is getting throat fucked….instead of ass some gutter whore with daddy issues and no shame because she likes the attention and more importantly the easy money that is far better than working in a stripclub or brothel for….

She’s seen as this mainstream cross over legitimate force….and now she’s doing fashion spreads for magazines like Interview….instead of being frowned upon in society of the gutter trash she is…..

From gang bang and throat rape and getting fucked up the ass to taking on this…like she’s got anything interesting to offer other than her pussy and ass and mouth we’ve all seen violated….It just doesn’t make sense….send her back to where she belongs…the whole thing offends me more than any of her porn probably offends a religious person…

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