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2012

Apr

Miley Cyrus Upskirt with Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

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It’s my birthday, so obviously Miley drops some upskirt pics….bitch is working for me….

She was wearing a short skirt yesterday…..that I already posted her riding her bike in….but it turns out she did some leg lifts or Karate kicks, or whatever the fuck she’s doing here, and flashed the side of her pussy…..

Now I don’t know if this is actual labia, but from my experience if I don’t know if shit is a pussy slit, or meat, or flap by looking at it in one long drawn out stare with zooming and color adjusting, like I did with this pic, it usually means it is not pussy….

I do see skin, not underwear, and I am sure that’s enough for all your motherfuckers to go nuts over….and it turns out that it’s enough for me too….

In fact I like to think of it as a birthday gift from her to me, since she obviously reads the site and knows I love her tighter, fitter, amazing hick body…..and that it is my birthday…and like a good spoiled brat whore country girl….she gave me what is to her a virtual birthday blowjob….which is apparently the only gift I got this year so far….

But you can change that….just WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK CUZ I DESERVE IT FOR ALL THE HARD WORK I DO FOR YOU LIKE POSTING MILEY UPSKIRT PICS ON MY BIRTHDAY WHEN HUNGOVER AND NOT MOTIVATED TO LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE

Here’s the Miley Upskirt I love….

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2012

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is my birthday tomorrow – or in a few hours – depending how you look at it….and I want ALL ONE OF YOU TO ADD ME TO FACEBOOK AND WISH ME A HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY ON MY FUCKING WALL LIKE I MATTER EVEN THOUGH I DON’T BUT SHOULD …..I am the chosen one….always celebrating this shit on Easter and Passover like a religious experience all girls I have fucked will say I definitely am not….

I don’t do big scale parties…I just self loathe….through self destruction but I do that everyday and It isn’t really loathing…cuz i find it fun….sure not as fun as easter egg hunts in uteruses with my dick…fertilizing the shit and getting them more pregnant than they were before the easter egg hunt…unless she is married, cuz married chicks will try to cover up, pretend the baby is the husbands, abort it, deny til she dies….a pregnancy I can appreciate being part of…

Either way, Happy Passover / Easter / My Birthday.

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2012

Apr

Miley Cyrus Riding Her Bike in a Little Skirt of the Day

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A fetish of mine is young pussy. Sure I am an old fuck, so young to me is 25 and 19 or 20 seems fucking perverted and amazing….and I won’t fuck with underage girls even though I can, because it is legal here, cuz 16 year olds annoy the fuck out of me….

Another fetish of mine is girls on bikes…especially on hot summer days….while wearing little dresses with their tits hanging out of that little dress…as her vagina smears the seat of that bike….occassionally flashing people along the ride….and giving me something good to sniff while she locks it up to go into a store to get an ice cream or whatever she stopped to do and I didn’t notice cuz I’m trying not to get caught sniffing her seat….a sweaty odour I wish I could bottle and savor forever….

Miley fucking delivers. I’m a fan….and for once it’s got nothing to do with the fact that she’s some redneck who would fuck her brother…cuz that’s just how hicks do it….it’s all about the bike, the dress, her age, her body, amazing. It’s an easter/passover fucking miracle…like the resurrection of Christ or some shit…

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2012

Apr

Courtney Stodden is an Old Stripper in an Easter Themed Publicity Stunt Bikini Pics of the Day

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I have nothing to say about Courtney Stodden….at least nothing I haven’t said before….like that she’s not actually 16….that is just a lie to get people talking about her and her irrelevant fake husband who probably promised to mkae her famous wherever he met her stripping….

She is likely in her early 30s…hard faced, fake tits, and the fact people talk about her amazes me….while reminding me how doomed America is….because there are actual things you should fill your brain wih than knowing this garbage exists…..

She puts out these themed bikini pics, whehter for Xmas, Valentines Day, and I find them boring, typical, obvious, uninteresting, even if her body is good enough to stare at half naked…

I just think she should be in porn already….this sitting on the fence in her obscure grey area just doesn’t do it for me…If she’s got the look, got no shame, is willing to humilate herself, it might as well be done with cum dripping on her face…not self produced bunny ear pics that don’t make me want to easter egg hunt in her uterus….but instead make me want to fatten her up and shoot her fo rabbit stew dinner…

Cunt be wastin my time…

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2012

Apr

Jennifer Ellison’s Mom Body Bikini Pics of the Day

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Jennifer Ellison is some UK actress….who is also a Glamour model….which is probably she had more success at….because Glamour model is pretty much code for busty, trashy, low grade stripper looking whore, who shows her tits in shitty magazines that are huge in the UK, because when most of the UK is working class chimney sweepers with fat toothless wives…making this kind of pussy the fantasy….that ends up getting these girls athlete husbands via getting knocked up and live the good life….but I could be wrong about her….I am drinking and not that interested in looking into it….

I just know she’s a mom, she’s in her bikini, she’s sucking in her stomach cuz all mom’s are insecure about their stomachs…..and insecure girls are the best…even if their pussies are ravaged…..especially when she’s good enough for me to stare at in a bikini…cuz of the bikini….I’m easy like that…such a slut….

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2012

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures for the Perverts of the Day

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Here is Kendall Jenner doing some jailbait teen erotica…getting in her bikini for the internet like a good little Kardashian sister….screaming for attention like their mom taught them…whoring out hard at a young age…cuz strike while the iron is hot and by iron I mean her teen body….and her family brand name….

She is the star player on the second string, coming in to takeover while the older, hairier, fatter hags before her fade into sloppy whore obscurity …..letting her pick up the loose ends with her tight little body that is far better to look at….especially wheen half naked and riding Donkeys….

There’s something inspiring about teaching a girl the value of hooking, attention seeking, and using their bodies to get ahead….it leads to nothing but normal adults….

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2012

Apr

Beyonce’s Bikini Twitpic of the Day

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Beyonce is on some self promotional kick that involves posting pics of her mom body in her bikini on the internet like a good attention seeking whore….but unfortunately, it is Beyonce we are talking about, and her clothed or not is never fucking good….She’s just too horrible a diva for me to even appreciate her tit hanging out of her bikini top that’s a few sizes too small for her little mom tits…..the only good thing about this is that she’s sitting and strategically not shoving the typical horrible of baby making and hardcore fried Chicken eating body parts….like belly, thighs, ass or pussy….not that I wouldn’t look if she did…but think this was a smart move…

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2012

Apr

Miley Has a Hot Tight Little Body of the Day

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I don’t know what Miley has been up to, but I do know that whatever it is, her redneck, hick, billionaire, well sexualized and experienced from a young age thanks to Disney Execs, is looking fucking hot in a tight little body….while flashing her bra….in spandex pants that were substantially better than the fat bitch that I saw in spandex pants yesterday….who has clearly watched too much Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian to realize that just because they make them in her size, doesn’t mean she should wear them….while Miley’s hot little pussy all hugged in these pants…makes for a tight little package I’d like to fertilize her easter eggs in her uterus…..

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2012

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood in her Place of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood took part in Esquire’s Me in My Place feature, an obvious move see cuz she’s a Playboy bitch trying to break down the mainstream doing anything she can to get noticed, using every opportunity she can to exploit herself to a virgin loser crowd….from being on G4TV…..where she gets in comic costumes…or by wearing comic book underwear in hot shoots like this to just put the nerds over the edge…making them cum themselves…even though google will let them see her totally naked….because that is how she got here…..

I guess nerds are weird and that comic book reference is what makes the shit hot to them…while I’m more into her NAKED PUSSY …..

Either way, I’m friends with the dude from Me in Your Place…He has a great thing going, an has LAUNCHED AN APP that you can use special promo code “esquire” to get you 20% off the app.

While I star at Sara Jean’s hot body in her house….

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2012

Apr

Camille Rowe’s Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Camille Rowe is some model I’ve been loving the last couple of months. She’s from France, has a modeling contract, likes to get naked to get herself famous, and now she’s being shot by Terry Richardson ,doing all the right moves so that in a few years she’ll be misused by Victoria’s Secret by being overpaid for not getting naked….so take it in when you can…cuz as far as I’m concerned…this is spectacular…she’s good….

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