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2012

09

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the stepNEWS that may or may not change your fucking life….you know from Trayvon slurs….to hero dogs…this is the world we live in motherfuckers.

Bully Forced to Hold Sign By Mother
A Florida boy was suspended for planning to bully another student. His mom, a corrections officer, decided to create a punishment that fits the crime.

Hacked Road Sign Displays Trayvon Slur in Michigan
Motorists in Dearborn report seeing a racial slur on a construction sign along I-94 overnight. The sign made reference to Trayvon Martin, the Florida teen who police say was gunned down by a neighborhood watch volunteer in February.

PA Man Pulls Gun On Firefighters So Ex’s House Would Burn Down
State police said Ronald Covert, who was the homeowner’s ex-boyfriend, was holding a shotgun and kept emergency crews from fighting the fire in Lawrence County, Pennsylvania.

Hero Dog Takes Bullet For Owner And Lives
Kilo, a 12-year-old pit bull from Staten Island took a bullet to protect his owner last Saturday during a would-be home invasion by a guy dressed in a Fed Ex uniform. Kilo is doing well. He is walking and eating and recovering nicely.

Man who looks like teenager arrested trying to buy beer
Jose Sanders looks really young for his age. He’s 22 and he even has a Pennsylvania driver’s license to prove it. When Sanders went to Kroger on Spout Springs Road in Braselton to buy a six-pack of beer on March 26, the clerk didn’t believe he was 22. According to Braselton police, supervisors at Kroger told Sanders they thought his identification was fake, so they decided not sell him the beer. Police said Sanders started cursing and wouldn’t leave the store.

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2012

09

Apr

Miley Cyrus Rude but Hot in a Tight Dress of the Day

I’m loving Miley Cyrus’ tight new body, especally from Friday, in a TIGHT DRESS SHE WORE AND FLASHED HER VAGINA IN ……I think it was her Easter dress…cuz everyone knows when you’re a hick….family functions are about dressing your hottest cuz the daughter who gets “Paw” off wins the one chocolate they could afford that year….a tradition the Cyrus family keep up even though they’re rich as fuck….

The highlight of this video, besides her hot, hick dress and accent is just how sassy spoiled little cunt Miley is to the paparazzi……..

She said:

Don’t get runover, or do, I don’t really care….

How disgusting, to wish injury or death on someone who is just trying to make an honest living selling pictures of her without her permission, to feed his family and help his immigrant kids live the American dream he came to this country for…..

What a cunt….a bratty little cunt with no respect for other people….with a cunt I’d like to wear as a gas mask, or hospital mask, or really anything in and around my mouth…..

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2012

09

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Big Tits in her Bikini of the Day

I have said many times before that Brooklyn Decker looks like she has Downs Syndome in her face…..and that she’s only in Magazines like SI cuz her husband is a millionaire pro-athlete with the right agents who have enough muscle to ruin a magazine if they don’t do a favor to give the bitch confidence that will in turn get him better sex, blowjobs and even anal or thresssomes…

But like all people with Downs Syndrome….if they got tits and a body like this…who the fuck cares about retardation…if anything use that retard brain capacity for evil….let getting yourself off without worrying about them telling on you cuz retards are horny as fuck but more importantly cuz no one believes a retard….

Not that she’s an actual retard…she just looks like her face could be…but with tits like this…who really needs to even notice that she has an actual face.

True story.


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2012

09

Apr

Phoebe Price Flashing Nipple in a Bikini of the Day


The highlight of my life in both real life….and internet life….is not HAVING PHOEBE PRICE AS A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK ….

If anything, I ignore her….It doesn’t make me feel like I am brushing internet shoulders with a famous person….It just depresses me that I know she exists….

This past weekend, she posted these pictures without her nipples, but with a link of the paprazzi agency who she paid to take them, I asked her how much she paid them to follow her, you know to help make her on her quest to get noticed even though she’s a nobody who does nothing…..and she didn’t answer…if anything, I think she might have blocked me for calling her hustle out for what it is….something I think her flashing her nipple does a good enough outlining, packaging, and explaining that to the public who bother paying attention….attention seeking in the most low level way….

It just irritates me that these idiots waste their time on shit that doesn’t matter, she should be spending less time promoting herself for doing nothing and more doing something that helps the world….but she is showing nipple and since that’s how I help the world….I guess I need her kind to give me something to give you that doesn’t belong to me…and I know that doesn’t make your life a better one….but I never said I was a hero or that I wasn’t a bottom feeder…I’m not an aspiring fake celebrity….but I do love nipples, even 40 plus and invisible thanks to being a light skinned redhead…who like all red heads probably has an offensively pink twat. Who cares.


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2012

09

Apr

Keri Hilson’s Ridiculous See Through Shirt of the DAy

Keri Hilson is some singer you’ve probably heard of….3 years ago she had a pretty big album with Kanye West or some shit……

I know very little about her and I don’t really care to know about her…not because I’m racist…anyone who knows me knows that I’m angry about having never fucked a black girl…because black girls hate me….which would be racist if you replaced “Me” with “Not Eating Watermelon or Fried Chicken”….funny how the world works….you can generalize one way….like saying all black girls are sexy, but you can’t generalize another way…like saying all black vagina is big….even if all vagina is big for my clit sized dick….

But I do know that I like her fashion sense…more girls need no bra and shirts like this….even if they don’t have a low level celebrity image to endorse/remind us exists…


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2012

09

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may have some immigrant pussy name…one that makes you think she was pulled out of communist rubble in the 90s by some enterprising talent agent, or model scout, looking for low income, bitches in dirty clothes, ready to be trained into being supermodels…and if they ever acted up, they’d be shown pictures of their family saying “if you ever want to see them alive, learn how to walk the runway bitch”……at least that how I imagine these hard but hot women coming to America goes down….run the same in the mail order bride trade, the child sex trade and the fashion industy….

Well, it turns out she’s America and I guess her family were immigrated to give her a good life and the only remnant of the person or people they were is some hard to pronounce name and the fact they eat some communist meal once a year for the grand parents…virtually raising americanized bitches more spoiled than 10 generation Americans…cuz that’s how immigrants work…

And who cares, she’s 19 and has insane tits that some low level Victoria’s Secret has got half naked and photoshopped….she is also some character named Tasha on some kids show called iCarly, that I’ve never heard of, but that I assume your perver ass knows every episode by hard, cuz you play it out while masturbating in a pair of barbie panties you stole from your 10 year old neighbor when you were there for dinner….You like to fell like a pretty little girl discovering herself don’t you. Weirdo.

Here she is naked for some magazine called Treats…hiding her nipples that I want to see…..


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2012

09

Apr

Laragh McCann Nipples in Elle France of the Day


Laragh McCann’s name reminds me of a bitch on her period, trying to use code words to let me know that if I take her home tonight, I’m gonna either be destroying some bed sheets, or leaving my dick a fucking bloody mess that looks like a murder weapon….you know pulling tampons out with my teeth and shit….because when a bitch is on her period….she’s always horny….and more importantly…when she’s bleeding, always lubricated…something that rarely happens when a girl realizes she’s having sex with me….unless of course she’s on La Rag…..

Either way, she’s some irish model I never heard of, she’s in Elle France and she’s in this vintage looking lingerie that reminds me of what the pussy Mick Jagger used to fuck in his manor in the countryside in the 60s….when lingerie was less about function….without pads, pars, wires and straps….just sheer, sexy, simple and elegant…..and I dig it….


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2012

09

Apr

Rachel Bilson Sucking on a Popsicle of the Day




It is nice to see that Rachel Bilson’s level of relevance and her strong command of her career has led her to doing fetish porn videos for the internet of clothed girls wearing clothes eating frozen chocolate covered ice cream treats….there’s really content for every fucking pervert and their weird as fuck fetishes….but more importatntly…there’s always a low level bitch hungry from money, attention, fame, exposure, who has no shame cuz her daddy or uncle used to touch her, willing to get on camera and do it….not that sucking on ice cream for masturbating freaks everywhere means you’re molested and fucked up with lots of issues….but I like to view it as the gateway fetish video that leads to one day being strapped down and shit on…

UPDATE: Turns out this is a commercial for Magnum ice cream bars….playing on the fact that some people, like me, get off to girls eating, sucking and having high calorie treats dripping off their chin cuz it reminds me of them sucking dick….so Bilson hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…she’s just on her way to rock bottom….and low level ad campaigns endorsing product…is the proof….


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2012

09

Apr

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

It was my birthday party and I felt that there was a lack of outpouring from the general public. It wasn’t annonced in the news, or newspapers, maybe Mike Wallace death overshadowed my importance, or maybe I’m just not important….but I am an alcoholic and that makes it all easy to accept….because the whole long weekend was a blur that I am glad I survived…..unfortunately…the hooker I had wasn’t so lucky.

I’d like to dedicate this year to 40+ porn and the chicks who make it possible….even though it shouldn’t exist…..

Here’s some links…


This Guy Can Do Some Gay Frisbee Truicks, Which May Not Seem Like Something, But at the Same Time, Can You Do This Shit? No, You Can Not.
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The Ugliest Shoes Ever That Your Dumb Ass Will Probably Go In Debt to Buy
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Free Cam Shows. Get the Fuck On
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Well Hello CJ Miles
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Fun With Monster Trucks! Yes!!!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She Can Bang Adam Levine Now
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Live Cam Shows. They Got What You Need
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3 Slutty Gal Pals Get It On – VIDEO
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The 100 Best Movies Of The Complex Decade That You Probably Haven’t Seen Cause You’re as Uncultured as I Am
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2012

08

Apr

Happy Easter From Kate Upton and Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie of the Day

Here’s some vintage burlesque inspired Doutzen Kroes and some Big Fucking Titty Easter Themed Kate Upton Pigging Out With Her Big Fucking TIts in Sheer lingerie dancing in bunny ears for easter that you’ll appreciate, because it’s far more fun to fuck than the resurrection of Christ, or family functions, unless you have the kind of family that’s into fucking each other, it happens…

I am still in the birthday hangover….and I’m mad at MAD AT ALL OF YOU WHO DIDN’T ADD ME TO FACEBOOK LIKE WE AREN’T ACTUALLY FRIENDS, EVEN THOUGH I ASKED YOU TO ON MY BIRTHDAY, AS A GESTURE OF KINDNESS, TO MAKE PEACE ON THIS HOLY OF HOLY WEEKEND …….but these two videos make shit all the better to feel like I’m dying to…..and yes, I’m talking about masturbation.

Serious Holiday Themed erotica is porn to me….but then again…so is everything.

Kate:

Doutzen:


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