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2012

10

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

When all your friends who aren’t really your friends but who you pretend are your friends are out getting paid a lot of money to be in their bikinis for a movie you weren’t cast in because you have the face of an accident victim, or maybe of a Muslim woman who had acid thrown on her in her village because she is a disgrace to the tribe, you show the world that you won’t let that get you down, because you are fit, and you can get in a bikini for free, and photographers will take pics of you too, and you’ll show them you don’t need to be in their clique, you got your own shit going down, it’s just not as lucrative and doesn’t come with that stamp of approval bitch is looking for.

I don’ know where the rest of these pictures are….


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2012

10

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Still Hot when Half Naked of the Day

I dont’ know what these freckled half naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan are from, but I know I am glad they happened, because Lindsay Lohan is probably one of my favorite, even 10 years after her relevance has faded into a huge pile of shit, because she’s still Lindsay Lohan, she still has great tits, she still has potential to bring shit back, and she still answers my emails and text messages once a year, reminding me that she hasn’t gone completely insane yet, you see cuz if she was answering me daily, we’d know she hit rock bottom…..She’s pretty much the best thing to come out of Disney and I’m totally into helping her revive her career by giving her vagina mouth-to-mouth….

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2012

10

Apr

Naomi Watts and her Mom Ass Crack in her Bikini of the Day

There is very little less pleasurable than watching a mom in her 40s….with a mom body and a sloppy mom ass….playing with her kids….while wearing a fucking bikini….I mean I always love bikinis, even on fat chicks, or ravaged mom pussies….but it doesn’t mean I enjoy what I am seeing….cuz I am a procreation hater….I find pregnancy obnoxious and self absorbed….and I think it is abusive to women…even though hormonally women feel the need to make it happen to stay relevant as a woman cuz that’s their purpose or some shit….and as a man who appreciates a tight mom body, that with modern science can be hot into it’s 50s, as long as it doesn’t have kids, I have to start an organization to educate….we’ll call it “down with mom pussies….adopt….you self righteous wanting a clone of yourself cunt”…..do what gays do and get an Asian baby, they are far less disappointing when they grow up as little geniuses….and your ass will thank you.

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2012

10

Apr

Julia Roberts in her Bikini of the Day

I think the day I realized that Hollywood was a lie….was the day I saw Julia Roberts cast as Pretty Woman….since then I question everything they tell me via marketing.

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2012

10

Apr

Lisa Seiffert Naked in Playboy of the Day

Lisa Seiffert is some Australian fashion model who I guess realizes that being 30 and a model who hasn’t really become a household name requires some serious fucking corrective behavior….you know because shit is not gonna last forever and since all it took was a set of implants because as a model she’s already totally comfortable getting naked in front of a camera, this time though, it was with hopes and dreams it would lead to acting work, or really anything that will carry her to her 40s….and I’m all for bitches making moves at any age that involve them being naked and showing the world their labia majora….

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2012

10

Apr

Sasha Grey in Interview Magazine of the Day

The weirdest shit to me is that Sasha Grey managed to market herself as some kind of performing artist….who’s art is getting throat fucked….instead of ass some gutter whore with daddy issues and no shame because she likes the attention and more importantly the easy money that is far better than working in a stripclub or brothel for….

She’s seen as this mainstream cross over legitimate force….and now she’s doing fashion spreads for magazines like Interview….instead of being frowned upon in society of the gutter trash she is…..

From gang bang and throat rape and getting fucked up the ass to taking on this…like she’s got anything interesting to offer other than her pussy and ass and mouth we’ve all seen violated….It just doesn’t make sense….send her back to where she belongs…the whole thing offends me more than any of her porn probably offends a religious person…

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2012

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I survived last nights lap dances and fingering girls who make me question whether I should amputate my finger or just sit here and enjoy the lingering smell I am unable to wash off no matter how much, soap, bleach vinegar I use…..Good times. Next time I video!

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North Korea Party Rock Anthem Ft. Kim Jong Il – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Tomboys in Sports
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Free Cam Shows For Some Tuesday Fun
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Sophia is Sexy in Pink Lingerie
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Fun With Mentos is Always Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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Kanye’s On The New Season Of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians.’ And There It Is.
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Live Web Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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She May Get Her Fist Caught Up There – VIDEO
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Gallery: Rare, Unseen Photos Of Hugh Hefner
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Posted in:MHD

2012

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

I decided the bitches I fuck are gonna have to sign a waiver to let me take pics of them to put on the internet…I figure I’m paying them already, I might as well get my money worth….while sharing the pics with you unappreciative cocksucking trash…I’ll let you know how that works out….I feel like most girls will back out….if they aren’t medicated and passed out….like they normally are…

Here are some stepLINKS

Yeah I’d Bang Marky Mark’s Wife
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Lana Del Rey is a Big Whore
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How About Some Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderama to Make You Hate Yourself
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Stupid People Own Guns Too – THIS IS INSANE
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Katy Perry Possible Hard Nipples in Some Teen Mag
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Beyonce has a Mom Body in Her Bikini
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This Bitch Turns Me On Hard
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MLBs Hottest Fanbases
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25 Hottest Celebrity Babes Dressed as French Maids…
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The Invention of the Football Helmet is the Best Video Ever
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Live Web Cam Sluts Have Some Fun While You Watch
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Drath Vader X Mc Hammer – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Memorable Drug Addicts On TV Shows
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Okay Seriously is Coco a Fucking Dude or What?
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Sarah Palin’s Entire Family is Fucked Up
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Hello Natasha Belle
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Blonde Bombshell Caitlin Oè¾°onner
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Another Day, Another Ho Accusing Lindsay Lohan Of Battery
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Free Cam Shows. Treat Yourself
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Nerdy Girl Shows Off Her Epic Tits on Webcam
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The Hottest Major League Baseball Fan Bases
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Sara Tommasi’s Pussy is Totally on Display
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Some Rihanna, Just Because
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Disgusting Crackwhore – VIDEO
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Some Happy Easter Sluts
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Lea Michele Dons Barely-There Bikini
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Kate Middleton Looks Quite Regal
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Janessa Brazil Plays with Oil
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Nikki Schieler Ziering and Amanda Swisten Topless from American Wedding
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Summer Walker in Black Lingerie
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Mizuho Hata is a Japanese Beauty
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Sara Jean Underwood Does Esquire
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Head Banger House Painters! – VIDEO
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Happy Belated Easter! A Gallery Of Super Hot Celebs Rocking Bunny Ears
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Mila and Angel Get It On
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Teases
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Lesbian Threesome on Vacation
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Hula Hoop Slut. I Like It
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I Love a Girl in a Short Black Dress
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Sharlely “Lilly” Kerssenberg Hot Mom Bikini Photos!!
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Top 10 Pole Dance Fails
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Rachelle Wilde Nude on a Chair
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Catalina is a Great Monday Pick Me Up
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This Mascot Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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Some Mila Kunis Action
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Brooklyn Decker Is at the Pool
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Amanda Bynes Sexy DUI Legs
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Miley Cyrus Probably Has Chlamydia
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Some Downblouse Tittie Care Of Gabrielle Union
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Hilary Duff And Her Big Mom Tits Are Awesome To Look At
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Ireland Baldwin Is A Dirty Little Pig In A Bikini
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Kate Upton Grabs Hold Of Her Big Tits In A Small Bikini
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Look Right Between The Legs of Brooklyn Decker
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Sara Jean Underwood Puffy Braless Nipples And Bare Pussy Camel Toe!
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The Dumbest Wine Bottle Opener Ever
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Celebrity Callers on Frasier
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Charlize Theron is Fucking Hot in Vogue
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24 Hot Women Doing Yoga
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Worst Basketball Flop Ever
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JESSICA ALBA PUBIC HAIR IN 2002
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Miranda Kerr Hot as Fuck See Thru
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Looking Down Lohan’s Shirt…
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Ola ordan Boux Lingerie Shoot
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Rachel Nichols Magazine Shoot of the Day
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Tiiu Kuik is a Model in a Photoshoot
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Hana Nitsche Topless Photoshoot
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Cheyenne Tozzi Bikini Photoshoot
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs
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Zooey Deschanel Not Hot in Some Photoshoot
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Some Indian Bitch in FHM
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This Panda Gets More Sex Than You
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The Best Porn LINKS on the Internet TODAY!!! For Those of You Who Like Porn….
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Free Cam Shows. Treat Yourself
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2012

09

Apr

Lea Michele Long Weekend Bikini Pics of the Day

The dude from Glee was in his bikini again.

That’s all I have to say about that….mainly because I don’t like accepting the fact that I know who this twat who likely doesn’t have a twat despite what her hair and bikini and character on some Gay/Lesbian/Transgendered show…..is…

Never trust the transman…no matter how hard he tries to trick you into his web of lies….unless you like that shit…people do…nothing wrong with that….


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Posted in:Lea Michele

2012

09

Apr

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I used to make fun of Hayden Panettiere’s midget body….not because I don’t like midgets…or short girls…but because she was broad shouldered and built like a hormonally stunted gymnast from behind the iron curtain….but then I found out from the internet that she was a child sex worker for her mom and dad and their sick friends…which made sense even if untrue….because that type of shit always happens amongst the rich and famous….but also because it would explain her stunted growth…kinda like how the abused chick gets her period at 9….you know…it fucks with kids at their core….especially when the hormones being stunted were being fed to her by her mother to delay her becoming a woman….so that her friends could get a few more years out of her….unless the story is a lie….

Hayden Panettiere has a fan base….lots of nerds thanks to her superhero show….along with those Hollywood execs who “taught her the ropes”…and they’ll be happy to see her happy in a bikini….a bikini that could be on any body and that I’d still look at trying to figure out a way to jerk off to….I’m a problem solver like that.

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